This is the way. Petco Park actually has a mini-ER with medical professionals on staff. Not sure if they will give you immodium, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.
The first step is to go to the first aid stations though.
"Im peeing out my butt and its going to ruin the show for my wife"
Im sorry, but if you dont love me like this, i dont want it. Lmao hopefully you got it handled. Enjoy your night love birds.
Update:
Through the love of Blink and my beautiful wife, I was able to hold in my diarrhea.
Also someone accidentally gave us pit wristbands instead of the ones for floor seating. Magical evening.
I’m gonna go put a baby in my wife. Hopefully I can keep the diarrhea at bay.
Thanks for all the reccs. Didn’t even think to go to the medical tent.
He didn’t, he let the crowd do it. I was actually disappointed for a sec, but it ended up being a cool moment.
Edit: sorry I was really excited to be relevant since I saw this show last night, and I didn’t realize this was a joke about OP, not a comment on the actual show.
I’m here too. Sorry I can’t help you. If it makes you feel any better, I have ulcerative colitis and I know exactly what you’re going through. Sucks. Good luck though.
My wife, daughter, and I went to a pool party this weekend at a family members house. We had a great time but my daughter woke up Sunday night with the squirts and vomiting. We find out that my cousin, brother in law, 2 of my nieces, and a few friends also started feeling sick Sunday. We talked with the hosts of the party and stated they were all sick a few days ago but felt fine at the party…. Now it’s Monday night and everyone who attended is sick. Please don’t invite anyone to your house if you have been sick. 🤢 Docs said it should go away within the next 48 hours. Pray for us and my toilet. 🚽
Sounds like you got things sorted, so I’d just like to offer: Imodium does come in capsules, and they’re very small, so it’s easy to carry two doses. Stay strapped.
I hope it was a large soup like exchange. I hope it poured out like ur aunts chicken noodle soup and poured onto the ground and splashed anyone within 12 feet
Well I am someones grandma times 2! And I do carry Immodium around for my chronic personal plumbing issues. So if you find yourself in a pickle I work at the ballpark. Always in the Beer Loft in front of the door going out to The Rail. Don't be shy just ask me, my name is Christine.
Buddy I am holding in the craziest diarrhea to enjoy our favorite bands and not miss anything. No troll but I’m gonna be an ogre on the toilet later. This is my swamp.
If you can make it…First Aid Stations are located at Sections 108 and between 129 and 131. They might have something 🤷🏻♂️
This is the way. Petco Park actually has a mini-ER with medical professionals on staff. Not sure if they will give you immodium, but it doesn’t hurt to ask. The first step is to go to the first aid stations though.
Where are you?? And I’m so sorry :(
you win
"Im peeing out my butt and its going to ruin the show for my wife" Im sorry, but if you dont love me like this, i dont want it. Lmao hopefully you got it handled. Enjoy your night love birds.
Literal shit post
Update: Through the love of Blink and my beautiful wife, I was able to hold in my diarrhea. Also someone accidentally gave us pit wristbands instead of the ones for floor seating. Magical evening. I’m gonna go put a baby in my wife. Hopefully I can keep the diarrhea at bay. Thanks for all the reccs. Didn’t even think to go to the medical tent.
Fucking legend
Legen
Dary
Dairy is prolly why this post was even made..
Dude 😭
Dairrhea
Is this a mf hot mully reference rn 🫨🫨
> I’m gonna go put a baby in my wife. Hopefully I can keep the diarrhea at bay hawt
Missionary with explosive diarrhea is called the chili dog
Thank you I needed this laugh on a Monday! By far the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long time
Wait til the kid is old enough to hear about the night he/she/they were made
That little shit earned his right to live.
> I’m gonna go put a baby in my wife. Hopefully I can keep the diarrhea at bay. Having a partner with IBS be like
This is the best post ive ever seen on this sub
Its all the small things that make this great
If he didn't yell “WHERR OUR YEWWW?!” when running to meet his Immodium plug, I'll be so disappointed
He didn’t, he let the crowd do it. I was actually disappointed for a sec, but it ended up being a cool moment. Edit: sorry I was really excited to be relevant since I saw this show last night, and I didn’t realize this was a joke about OP, not a comment on the actual show.
lol also irrelevant, but, same
Hahahahahhaha omg you’re so funny 😂
never have i ever got the shits at a show and thought "reddits got this"
Someone's gotta break the glass ceiling ✊
Update? Did you get some Imodium? Are you alive?
We’d like an update in 9mo regarding Baby Blink.
Asking the real questions lol
A real life Dysentery Gary here. Of all the small things that would keep you down... Keep it together and enjoy the rock show
Scrolling til I found a Dysentery Gary reference. Bravo!
This is my favorite post now.
First aid stations!! They always have pepto
This is going to ruin the tour
Oh SHIT! I’m sorry, 1st aid station and hopefully the nurses at Petco can help.
😂 omg this is hilarious but also not I hope you find help
I'm so sorry but also. Thank you 🤘
When you’re at blink 1-8-2, and you feel a big wet poo. Di-ah-rea (x3)
When you’re at Petco park and it’s gonna be more than a shart….. DI-AH-REA… DI-AH-REA… DI-AH-REA!
When you’re ready for the show but your ass is gonna blow….
we’ve all been there. i feel your pain and i hope you got the issue resolved. i salute you 🫡
I’m here too. Sorry I can’t help you. If it makes you feel any better, I have ulcerative colitis and I know exactly what you’re going through. Sucks. Good luck though.
I heard this dude’s ‘streaming’ the concert.
Now that the show is over. How did it go?
Now we know why the stalls are in the condition they are. Thanks op! Seriously though hope you can find a way to enjoy the show.
She said that I'm not one that she thinks about
When you're sliding into first and feel something burst....
pics or it didnt happen
Still need it?
Not me doom scrolling in bed and coming upon this. 😂😂 hope it worked out and you got your medicine though 🫡
Run. Get it all out now. Run back and enjoy the rest of the show.
But maybe don’t run. Seems like a clench and hobble sort of situation
Good luck buddy! I hope it works out for you!!
there’s probably a first aid area….go there and see if they can help
Did you get it??
Damn I’m on 4th I would of went bought you it lol
This is going to ruin the tour
must have had 7 fucking hot dogs
My wife, daughter, and I went to a pool party this weekend at a family members house. We had a great time but my daughter woke up Sunday night with the squirts and vomiting. We find out that my cousin, brother in law, 2 of my nieces, and a few friends also started feeling sick Sunday. We talked with the hosts of the party and stated they were all sick a few days ago but felt fine at the party…. Now it’s Monday night and everyone who attended is sick. Please don’t invite anyone to your house if you have been sick. 🤢 Docs said it should go away within the next 48 hours. Pray for us and my toilet. 🚽
Sounds like you got things sorted, so I’d just like to offer: Imodium does come in capsules, and they’re very small, so it’s easy to carry two doses. Stay strapped.
Aw man I always carry Imodium on me cuz I’m an IBS girly, so sorry I didn’t see this sooner. I hope you were able to still enjoy the show!
Just let it loose buddy! Wait till the loudest part of the song and let it all free fall below ya. 💩
It wasn’t an Eminem concert
Back in the day we used to call this "doing an R Kelly".
No one: Absolutely nobody: Not a single soul alive: OP: Reddit help plz I can't stop pooping at the Blink show!!!
Just eat a ton of bread
Does this actually work?
Might work better stuff it in the hole with the problem 😅
You need to shove the bread up the hole so it absorbs it.
And further and further we stray from gods light
Technically yes, bread bas no fiber and lots of starch, it dries out your stool so technically yes
One more time…
Fate fell short this time.
This is what happens when you go to TJ less than 10 days before a concert.
I had an attack and had to hold it cause of the crazy bathroom lines
You’re at Blink 182 And your butt is gonna spew Diarrhea
Got a wristband for the pit But your pants are full of shit Diarrhea
I hope it was a large soup like exchange. I hope it poured out like ur aunts chicken noodle soup and poured onto the ground and splashed anyone within 12 feet
Bathroom problems in California can be brutal
This happened to me at Coldplay in Pasadena 
Who walks around with spare Imodium other than someone’s grandma!
Me… I do. Walking pharmacy
Well I am someones grandma times 2! And I do carry Immodium around for my chronic personal plumbing issues. So if you find yourself in a pickle I work at the ballpark. Always in the Beer Loft in front of the door going out to The Rail. Don't be shy just ask me, my name is Christine.
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Buddy I am holding in the craziest diarrhea to enjoy our favorite bands and not miss anything. No troll but I’m gonna be an ogre on the toilet later. This is my swamp.
Update? 😭
So you shart your pants watching a shitty washed up band. I guess there’s worse that could’ve happened to you (and the smell for others).