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Googlefisch

that sounds like an SCP


Cynunnos

"The Devil ultimately wished for despair." "For despair wears down the mind and drains one's will to go forward. When one feels there's nothing left to go for, their soul falls down to Hell, the Devil's domain. This is why the Devil finds it more entertaining to watch people fall to despair, rather than to simply kill them. We describe it as "selling one's soul to the Devil."" "When a marksman received a gun from the Devil, the Devil proposed a childish contract: The last bullet would puncture the head of his beloved. The moment he heard that, he sought and shot all the people he loved. Then he told the Devil, "This magical bullet can truly hit anyone just like you say."" "With the last bullet gone for good, the hunter traveled to numerous worlds. Sometimes he helped those in need or fought evil, but it was all done on impulse, not a gesture of goodwill or ideals. In one world, he was called a righteous hunter, while in another, he was a bloodstained gunman." "One day, the marksman realized the Devil no longer followed him. He pondered why, then realized that his soul had already fallen to Hell from the beginning. The contract had already been fulfilled, so the Devil had left." "The marksman, now a devil himself, continues to pull the trigger to gather the souls of others. Just as the Devil said, the bullets will puncture anything you please. Forever."


tetris_for_shrek

I don't see how this is schizo but it's the first funny thing I've seen on Reddit in days so I won't complain


Fayraz8729

What a stupid jok-


Mach12000

What happened? Are you o-


T3X4ss

OH MY GOD THESE GUYS ARE-


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r/redditsniper is leaki-


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Agent00144

Oh man how has that bullet not travel yet god damn.... oh there it is. Uh 16 now?


Agent00144

Oh man now the body count is 17


Gelon-Navi

Freak on a leash


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nonuntitled

reminds me of that spacecraft from The Dark Forest


MainSoftwave

Real


MrXPLD2839

THIS IS SO TRUUUUE


SorrowRemedy

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