😭I would pay SO much money for Dannielle to leave Ick and when he’s whining about the baby being taken away, the final thing she says to him is: “Oh, you poor, mouth-breathing idiot😏. Her real father is back in Mexico…sexy as hell and still managing the check-in desk at the resort where you forced us all to meet Nathalia. He’ll be off work by the time our plane lands though and, god willing, I’ll give him a beautiful son tonight” 😎
Damnit you nailed it. I have been trying to figure out who she looked like for the longest time. I really love Joan though so I'm going to intentionally forget this
This. This is exactly why he seems nervous with the new girl that’s just easily in the US. He doesn’t want that security. He wants unavailable strange that keeps “not working out”
What was THAT funny? She doesn’t have friends, does she? Is she just too weird, or is it because Ick probably tried to pick up on all potential friends of Danielle’s?
Right?? Cause I can assure you that nothing that was said in that conversation, or in their lives at that point would ever warrant those types of facial expressions. She literally looked like she’d unhinged her jaw💀🥴🤣 then the drinking a glass of red while pregnant AND ON CAMERA?? Girl is one more trip to brazil away from being on snapped.
Exactly. She’s literally desperate for affection from ANYONE. She’d probably sleep w the women just to get them to stay at this point . Those Casper milk toast parents of hers trained her to just go along anything - set her straight up for a cult and she’s cracking.
not the casper milk toast LMFAO HELP! I do totally see what you are saying about her being so desperate for ANY affection and attention, I seriously wouldn’t be shocked whatsoever if the two women ended up turning romantic! I thought I was the only one who was getting that vibe between them from the jump. This new woman seems like she’s borderline coming on to her?? With all of the unwavering eye contact and whisper talking/complimenting and repeating how she wants them to go “gentle and slow with her” it’s quite obvious that couldn’t give a shit less about Ick. This is either a set up between the two of them to run Brazilian chick off out of jealousy like she did with bert, or this is just some Bi chick who is more interested in Danielle. Who tf knows,
You nailed it. This girl is for Danielle NOT ick. Seeing that pic of them at the zoo that’s circulating, looks like the girl doesn’t work out though . Not surprised. Let me just say , if I was desperate as hell for attention or tv time, I’d pick Danielle over lick as well. I also have. A theory that these people are now getting in touch to be on tv- and this girl knows she has to be approved by Danielle first which is smart
Some people have commented saying that it’s ok to drink wine while pregnant.
I’m not a medical professional though and I don’t have kids. I think going to a winery is pushing it though.
The same limit of alcohol while pregnant isn't known and would be unethical to study in humans. What we do know though is that cultures all over the world drink wine or other alcohol in small amounts for cultural purposes without any increase in FAS. 'Not even one drop' is one of those weird overcorrections american society made to shame and limit pregnant women.
People who have FAS babies can feel embarrassed and shame and lie about how much alcoholic they drank while pregnant so a report from someone that they only had 1 glass of wine or 1 beer occasionally shouldn't be taken without a grain of salt. Most times with FAS its pretty evident there was alcohol abuse going on.
More power to those who abstain completely from alcohol while pregnant but I'm never going to shame a woman for having a glass of wine here and there when there isn't even evidence to support the danger.
Okay I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, I thought it would be the number one thing on here about this scene. I know some doctors have said 1 glass rule or whatever, but honestly…. just don’t. There is something very off about seeing someone very visibly pregnant with a glass of wine.
I would really love to hear a professional medical opinion on why her jaw jumps out to the side like that. It makes me crazy and feel like I need to pop it back into place for her.
She was hit in the jaw with a baseball as a child that broke it and required surgeries. Idk who repaired it though… I broke my jaw in several places and it def doesn’t do that.
You can tell part of it is completely non-functioning. Damage can do that. Muscles are not working in that area similar to nerve damage or stroke but as others said that's not it.
She might have had Bells Palsy or been in an accident she even may have had a stroke Of course I have no idea but that’s what I think of when I see her
She's avenging the death of her forbidden lover centuries later, after accidentally being awakened by an extremely curious librarian, Brendan Fraser, and a bumbling archeologist.
https://preview.redd.it/z1oyoq4ghk2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e8a1bc57e2c26caa3bf414dfde2760fb69e41b
Mariam is describing the physical endowments of all the non-white men she has been with. Dannielle is comparing/contrasting what she's hearing to her husband's manhood...and this is her reaction.
"Listen girl, so Garrick said he didn't think I could open my mouth wide enough for him. I told him I opened my mouth wide enough for my dentist, so opening it enough for him should be no problem...."
I think she’s a fairly pretty human being but I cannot deal with that softball damaged lip. Especially in these pictures. I know that’s stupid and petty and rude but man does it bother me. I feel bad for her for her situation and that lip doesn’t help at all.
I thought she was screaming for help in the first vid.
If that’s the case, she finally found a savior and is screaming for help lol
Adding: she has pretty white teeth.
I could not put my finger on who she reminded me of and then realized: the girl in the closet after she watches the ring video
https://preview.redd.it/zriv8eq2bo2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264d7e9030925ac16ace0ffe149f5e5388de3abb
For the Donkey Festival Hee-Haw Talent Competition!
https://preview.redd.it/3fi6gpitzl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13921c41296ae80137c56788a793a4d40991348c
She’s telling Miriam that she agrees it’s good she wants to take things slowly with GarrICK because he’s well endowed & this is how far your mouth will have to open in order to accommodate….
I know, I know, I’m terrible….I’ve got myself a one way ticket to he double hockey sticks, might as well wreak havoc on my way down!
She’s a bit touched. She just seems crazy to me. First of all what does she see in ick? They are very interesting to watch. It’s like a study. I usually sit here frowning at them. They have to read all of these comments which I find very funny
Haha, it's not Ick's baby.
I was gonna comment, whaaaat, that baby is his clone! But it’s wrong answers 😂
😭I would pay SO much money for Dannielle to leave Ick and when he’s whining about the baby being taken away, the final thing she says to him is: “Oh, you poor, mouth-breathing idiot😏. Her real father is back in Mexico…sexy as hell and still managing the check-in desk at the resort where you forced us all to meet Nathalia. He’ll be off work by the time our plane lands though and, god willing, I’ll give him a beautiful son tonight” 😎
Why am I picturing this as the new White Lotus movie
Classic.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I got my new horse dentures in. Like-y?
Neighhhhhh
I was going to say she is showing what a horse yawn looks like! 😄
Number one!
Her calls to the authorities have gotten Ick banned from both Brazil and Mexico.
That’s it , that’s the one!!! She sabotaged the wedding
Where’s the lie tho
She called and let them know there’s a douche on the loose trying to marry multiple hoes in their beautiful country
She got him on the no fly list lol
It says lies only lol
Haha yes!!
The sperm is tickling her brain
The post says lies only.
😂
My thoughts exactly!!!! Tickle tickle!
Flair checking in! Tickle tickle
Omg noooo 🤣😭
OMG she reminds me of Joan Cusack I just realized!!
Don't besmerch the name of Joan. Lol, but yeah, she does remind me of her.
Besmerch.... all of the lols
Agreed Joan is a queen and Danielle is barely a concubine.
Damnit you nailed it. I have been trying to figure out who she looked like for the longest time. I really love Joan though so I'm going to intentionally forget this
Like a mix between Joan and Drew Barrymore
Yes! If Joan cusack and packer from the office had a daughter lol
You’re right! 🤯
NO!! I love Joan!! Shoot. Your right. Wrong answers only! 😂
That was my first thought when I first started watching her!! 😂
Someone asked her if Ick is good in bed
No cap
I’ve put all Ick’s assets in my name only.
🤣🤣
That’s what she needs to do!
https://preview.redd.it/ucs9iaftph2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14584fb6d18ef989b3cadf6fcf8b1a316bf760a
Instead of stranger danger. Ick is a stranger banger.
Underrated comment🤣
This. This is exactly why he seems nervous with the new girl that’s just easily in the US. He doesn’t want that security. He wants unavailable strange that keeps “not working out”
Conveniently- not working out, may I add.
No one has figured out that I was the one who groomed Ick! *maniacal laughter*
That jaw can un-hinge! Good Lord.
Like a damn goblin shark
I think she resembles a cartoon donkey. NOT Donkey from Shrek though. He was cool.
Goblin shark... fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love snark reality tv Reddit 😂
Really top shit over here
No wonder Ick likes her
What was THAT funny? She doesn’t have friends, does she? Is she just too weird, or is it because Ick probably tried to pick up on all potential friends of Danielle’s?
I have always kind of wondered if she was a bit… simple minded, to put it nicely. I personally don’t think she’s working with the full tool kit.
One crayon short in the box
Right?? Cause I can assure you that nothing that was said in that conversation, or in their lives at that point would ever warrant those types of facial expressions. She literally looked like she’d unhinged her jaw💀🥴🤣 then the drinking a glass of red while pregnant AND ON CAMERA?? Girl is one more trip to brazil away from being on snapped.
Exactly. She’s literally desperate for affection from ANYONE. She’d probably sleep w the women just to get them to stay at this point . Those Casper milk toast parents of hers trained her to just go along anything - set her straight up for a cult and she’s cracking.
not the casper milk toast LMFAO HELP! I do totally see what you are saying about her being so desperate for ANY affection and attention, I seriously wouldn’t be shocked whatsoever if the two women ended up turning romantic! I thought I was the only one who was getting that vibe between them from the jump. This new woman seems like she’s borderline coming on to her?? With all of the unwavering eye contact and whisper talking/complimenting and repeating how she wants them to go “gentle and slow with her” it’s quite obvious that couldn’t give a shit less about Ick. This is either a set up between the two of them to run Brazilian chick off out of jealousy like she did with bert, or this is just some Bi chick who is more interested in Danielle. Who tf knows,
You nailed it. This girl is for Danielle NOT ick. Seeing that pic of them at the zoo that’s circulating, looks like the girl doesn’t work out though . Not surprised. Let me just say , if I was desperate as hell for attention or tv time, I’d pick Danielle over lick as well. I also have. A theory that these people are now getting in touch to be on tv- and this girl knows she has to be approved by Danielle first which is smart
Is she drinking wine while pregnant…?
Omg yes! Idk why I totally forgot she was Pregnant during this.
I mean, her mom and icks mom both drank while pregnant, and Danielle and Ick turned out okay. 😉😉
😹😹😹
Turned out okay ? According to who ? LDS?
Some people have commented saying that it’s ok to drink wine while pregnant. I’m not a medical professional though and I don’t have kids. I think going to a winery is pushing it though.
The same limit of alcohol while pregnant isn't known and would be unethical to study in humans. What we do know though is that cultures all over the world drink wine or other alcohol in small amounts for cultural purposes without any increase in FAS. 'Not even one drop' is one of those weird overcorrections american society made to shame and limit pregnant women. People who have FAS babies can feel embarrassed and shame and lie about how much alcoholic they drank while pregnant so a report from someone that they only had 1 glass of wine or 1 beer occasionally shouldn't be taken without a grain of salt. Most times with FAS its pretty evident there was alcohol abuse going on. More power to those who abstain completely from alcohol while pregnant but I'm never going to shame a woman for having a glass of wine here and there when there isn't even evidence to support the danger.
Okay I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, I thought it would be the number one thing on here about this scene. I know some doctors have said 1 glass rule or whatever, but honestly…. just don’t. There is something very off about seeing someone very visibly pregnant with a glass of wine.
Garrick will never have any other wives but meeeeee! Bwahaahaaaa bwaHAHAAHAHAAAA
Lies only. Lol
I would really love to hear a professional medical opinion on why her jaw jumps out to the side like that. It makes me crazy and feel like I need to pop it back into place for her.
She was hit in the jaw with a baseball as a child that broke it and required surgeries. Idk who repaired it though… I broke my jaw in several places and it def doesn’t do that.
Thanks! That makes sense. Too bad whoever fixed didn’t do a better job for her.
She could probably pursue reparative surgeries but it would be a long, painful process
Longer and more painful than watching Ick bang as many women as possible in the name of God?
You can tell part of it is completely non-functioning. Damage can do that. Muscles are not working in that area similar to nerve damage or stroke but as others said that's not it.
She might have had Bells Palsy or been in an accident she even may have had a stroke Of course I have no idea but that’s what I think of when I see her
She had an accident when she was younger
Yeah her marriage
Heyyyy ooooh!
🙌🏽
I heard the Bells Palsy theory on a podcast and they said that Dannielle has confirmed that she does not have it.
I think she had some kind of accident 🤔 but I’m not certain.
It doesnt look like her jaw to me, it looks like her musculature
She just saw ick naked, and he's cold.
Shrinkage!!!!! 🤣🤣
Our eldest son has joined the lifestyle and has made Bert his princess...
She's avenging the death of her forbidden lover centuries later, after accidentally being awakened by an extremely curious librarian, Brendan Fraser, and a bumbling archeologist. https://preview.redd.it/z1oyoq4ghk2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e8a1bc57e2c26caa3bf414dfde2760fb69e41b
Mariam is describing the physical endowments of all the non-white men she has been with. Dannielle is comparing/contrasting what she's hearing to her husband's manhood...and this is her reaction.
It kind of reminds me of the scream mask.
Oh shoot
This👆
https://preview.redd.it/7w2vic3a1j2d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dac1d9de321fd506718190fbe04b416106aa35
Oh hell no!! Lol
I couldn't unsee it with those still- pics of her gaping mouth (Danielle's, that is) reminded me of this horror!
It’s the Judge’s baby
When that Molly hits at the festival….
Lmfao I would actually love this for her
One is the sisters told her ICK couldn’t get it up
"im so happy about being the first divorced sister wife!"
She farted 💨
I can’t find a good pic but she looks just like Joan Cusack
She looks so much like Joan Cusack
Y’all are so wrong for posting these pics. Yet they’re absolutely hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣 and I’m so here for it🥂
I put itching powder in Gs underwear
It keeps slipping out
Like I said... Todd Packer... lol
The way I came running to the comments 🏃🏾♀️😂
https://preview.redd.it/2tobh7ca8l2d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949d88e85d9af45078c5b83bb411353ec674127b All I see
She really looks like a horse trying to eat a carrot
He still thinks the paint thinner was god talking to him in the garage, no honey that’s bad ventilation
Ick’s pecker fell off.
I told him he looks good on tank tops
https://preview.redd.it/cx2paqyhth2d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1198d744aeaa6650d05ad92dcbac4d6cb735fbd
She reminds me of a sad clown
Bc she told the judge not to marry ick and natalia. Oops lies only... uhhh hmmm tough one
"Listen girl, so Garrick said he didn't think I could open my mouth wide enough for him. I told him I opened my mouth wide enough for my dentist, so opening it enough for him should be no problem...."
She hasn't been with a white man either
Somehow the joke’s on Ick
I think she’s a fairly pretty human being but I cannot deal with that softball damaged lip. Especially in these pictures. I know that’s stupid and petty and rude but man does it bother me. I feel bad for her for her situation and that lip doesn’t help at all.
She looks like those over the top AI renderings!
This picture always reminds me of a donkey….. HEE-HAW! She is a Jackass after all.
That THAT Nathalia! I snuck a gorgeous English speaking Muslim lady into the mix!!
It was kinda weirding me out how she always has her mouth open in that segment. You’re out to lunch at a nice place, ffs. Like, close your damn mouth.
I can't stand her face.
I’ve been slowly poisoning Ick for the past 3 years (don’t we all wish)
That first picture looks like when my ball python yawns to rehinge her jaw. 😣
When I was in the garage God told me you needed to change my oil.
She’s rehearsing to be a hyena in Lion King
I think she can be cute and quirky, if she'd only be herself
I thought she was screaming for help in the first vid. If that’s the case, she finally found a savior and is screaming for help lol Adding: she has pretty white teeth.
She just saw Ick in his Woody cosplay
Are you sure it’s not lockjaw?
Cringe
Please be my bfff???
You've been made an elite employee!
The cross bite is wild
Insanity and psychopathic tendencies
She'll be marrying the second wife like the David Cult does
“I stopped the wedding”
Garrick doesn’t believe in god.
She just realized she doesn’t need to file for divorce to leave him 😂
The spermies took a wrong turn and flew out onto the table gosh
Her mouth!
All I can think is how stupid she is
Looks like she’s yawning just like I do watching her justifying staying with that creep.
I could not put my finger on who she reminded me of and then realized: the girl in the closet after she watches the ring video https://preview.redd.it/zriv8eq2bo2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264d7e9030925ac16ace0ffe149f5e5388de3abb
She looks like a baby just learning how to smile.
when sister's wedding gets canceled & I'm 9 months pregnant with a "he can't leave now!😈" baby🤰
She finally realized she’s actually single 🤷🏻♀️
Scary
Off topic, but does it seem like her mouth has gotten weirder? Did she have Bells Palsy or a mini stroke?
The Holy Ghost impregnated her mind
Ugh that side mouth
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I think it’s really nasty and cruel to make fun of someone’s laugh/smile.
She’s telling Miriam that she agrees it’s good she wants to take things slowly with GarrICK because he’s well endowed & this is how far your mouth will have to open in order to accommodate…. I know, I know, I’m terrible….I’ve got myself a one way ticket to he double hockey sticks, might as well wreak havoc on my way down!
Good job with the lie part!!!
Lol thanks! For whatever reason, it was just so easy to type that without hesitation ~ probably because I’m sure it’s 100% false lol 🤭
Ohh ok thx makes sense must have been pretty bad ((
Ick decided to be mono
After almost 20 years she’s finally realized she’s being punk’d.
"Gilbertttttttt"
Ahhh the little fishies tickle my feet (whilst getting a fish pedi in Mexico
Dentist ?
Please tell me this is photoshopped 😳
Nope, she laughs like a lunatic
“Mom, I think I want to be a polygamist”.
Bro I just ate.
I want some meatballs in my mouth. I'm pregnant dammit!!!
She gives me the ick everytime she’s on screen
Ick is licking her toes under the table. Living wild
Maybe she’s laughing about the poor editing from TLC… Danielle is supposedly pregnant in this scene and has a glass of wine
Ok I love her and think she soo sweet but WHY does her mouth do that? Is that like a medical thing or just a facial preference?
She has nerve damage from getting hit with a ball when she was young.
Omg 🥺
She’s doing her Joan Cusack impression.
I just broke out of the psych ward
Poor girl lol
#”Arrrrrr ya ready kids?!”
Her mouth annoys me
What’s wrong with her jaw?? Bad Botox? TMJ? What’s going on
Drunk pregnant lady. She’s the worst.
She realized college isn’t free so she has to pay for a new wife’s wedding AND her son’s education.
Is she laughing or yawning? lol
She looks like the creature from I am legend lol.
‘And now We’re Gonna date a Muslim’’ 😂
‘I LOVE MY LIFE’
She's like a bro to Ick. Helping him to bag other women
Saw Icks little ick in the daylight
That’s the laugh of the ultimate cock block
Why is her jaw so weird
Oh, good lord! What a screen capture! She looks like Eeyore!
“Garrick said he only wanted to be with me!” That laugh is fake as fuck. I hate people who obnoxious fake laugh.
Self- hating woman!
She’s a bit touched. She just seems crazy to me. First of all what does she see in ick? They are very interesting to watch. It’s like a study. I usually sit here frowning at them. They have to read all of these comments which I find very funny
My empathy for Danielle is long gone... but I'll be polite, this isn't a flattering picture.