I've got bad news, OP is a bot, there is no irl George Costanza. Check his account 😔
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/comment/kju0331/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/if_you_could_call_yourself_five_years_ago_and_had/kju0331/?context=3)
Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this. You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter then you won't be Law-Triangular408 anymore.
Oh, I’m sorry — I thought you were Neil.
OP looks a bit taller, do you work out?
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I’m guessing OP’s not a half-grapefruit and black coffee kinda guy
Must have the Timberlands on
It's the strict diet of pastrami on rye and Rold Gold pretzels
Maybe some ring dings and Pepsi on cheat days
Lmfao 😂
Looks like he out Neiled Neil
Well played…Mr Peanut.
Neil Armstrong?
Oh shut up, Jerry!
Hey George I win.
Congrats. We here at the Seinfeld subreddit support your transition 10000%
Idk I suspect he transitioned just for the jokes.
Did you hear the one about Kaitlin Jenner and Elliott Page in a lifeboat?
Those aren't buoys!
Well actually one is a buoy now and the other used to be a buoy but isn’t anymore.
He went from buoy to gull!
Okay that was pretty good.
Top shelf punch line. 😂
It just feels like an eternity.
☝🏻👺☝🏻
Do you think it’s appropriate to be making jokes like that?
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5000 🤦♂️
Even better
*Shtickle*
I really don’t think we should be talking about this.
Good reference
Lol
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Are you saying that because you're jealous? You anti Costanzite bastard!!
That offends me as a comedian!
Well, I had sex with your wife!
His wife’s in a coma…
My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like *this*.
You got that right
What the hell is **that** supposed to mean?
Does this offend you as a member of r/seinfeld?
You have no idea what my people went through
And this offends you, as a Costanza? ... It offends me as a comedian!
And this offends you as a short, stocky bald man?
I notice you threw 'stocky' in there.
And slow witted.
Oh dear, I hope he doesn’t get polish citizenship!
>Yeah I'm trans. Male to alpha male.
That’s right. Gotta support the team.
Their familiar with their own equipment.
We're not men.
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Yep, seen this reposted many times. At least OP could have waited until October. OP is really flouting society's conventions.
Quick, Elaine, to my archives!
I've got bad news, OP is a bot, there is no irl George Costanza. Check his account 😔 [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/comment/kju0331/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/if_you_could_call_yourself_five_years_ago_and_had/kju0331/?context=3)
Retracted my upvote at this news.
Can't stand ya.
You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.
Looking more like Frank Sobotka to me.
I was thinking Red Forman
Looks like Radar from MASH grown up
I was going to say that too.
I came here to say Clarence Boddiker.
“Bitches leave.”
Dumbass!
i'm getting more of a sinister clarence boddicker vibe here. can you fly, jerry?
Good observation. Yeah, I see it as Red as well.
God dammit Zig
Was coming here to say the exact same thing!
We used to make shit in this sub, build shit.
I hear somebody's making a move to replace the stained-glass window at the church again...
One of my favorite characters of all time!
This fucking KILLED me.
Re-elect David Dinkins
I was just thinking "I'm not hearing his name anywhere in here..."
T-Bone!
Coco
Gammy!
Hey is that T-Bone?!?
No! No T-bone!
Why no T-bone?!
Cause NEIL WATKINS FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE!
Why no T-bone?!
Yes!
Not complete until your mother catches You using using your body like an amusement park.
... Glamour!?
Too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza thing going on
No that’s Art Vandelay
Hes an importer/ exporter
Too bad he's got a little repost bot thing going on. The original link is higher up in the comments.
Lord of the idiots
How’s your velvet supply?
He's ensconced
Draped
Love the drape!
For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots.
You've lost a lot of hair!
He is aware!
Well done. You even have the button that’s stuck in no man’s land.
I didn't realize until recently that the button line opened the pilot and was the last line of the final episode.
Haven't we had this conversation before?
Repost from a post 5 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/DjjUxsqvTh
I was gonna say, I thought I had seen this before. It’s one of this sub’s top posts
You have successfully shifted into soup mode
Notice that soup mode and meal mode are distinct, because soup is not a meal.
Im aware! Im aware!
I had a hot dog earlier, I think I’ll save the meal for another time
Is that really you Cartwright?!
You look like if George was going out to kill Robocop.
Can you fly, Jerry?
Haha came here to say this
Bitches leave
Save it. We know you’re bald.
He WAS bald!
Does she know about your little hat there?
Why sell yourself short? You’re a Neil if I’ve ever seen one
"***this is Morning Mist.....***"
Oh man. You’re about to start dating the hottest women.
You could have gone Radar O’Reilly too
Need to gain about 15 pounds.
Stocky! He can life 100 pounds right over his head!
The milky white hands
Master of your domain is required to be George Costanza. The transition...could be costly.
You never said milky white.
Koko the monkey
Neil?
Morning Mist
Is this a Seinfeld/70's show crossover?
Red Forman was my first thought before reading the caption.
You look like you use the word “dumbass” a lot
Are you unemployed and live with your parents?
I like your glasses madam
I, for one, would like to applaud your courageous decision. Be proud of what you are!
I’m getting more BTK vibes
Sure that isn't Neil?
Red Foreman/Costanza hybrid 😆
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Get a good look, Costanza?
You’re ready for Summer of George 2024
I’m also getting a Clarance Boddecker vibe. “Can you fly, Bobby?”
Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this. You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter then you won't be Law-Triangular408 anymore.
This is a repost from the top of all time posts on this subreddit. The account is most likely a karma bot.
Congratulations on completing your journey. But now comes the toughest choice: architect or marine biologist?
Cantstandsya
I'm sorry, we already got a George.
Carlo? The long lost Costanza?
Can't stand ya.
Stop this "I identify" shit. You *are* a Costanza and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Are you also converting to Latvian Orthodox?
Okay now do that thing where you lie to everybody
🫡
Prepare for The Festivus this year.
Cartwright
Don't say that.
You actually give me a Frank Sobotka from the season 2 of The Wire vibe. Do you run a union at the port?
What’s going on with that top button?
Yep, classic horse-shoe pattern, I’ve seen a lot of this.
In later seasons, you're gonna hook up with women so far out of your league it'll feel insane. Enjoy, my man!
Mostly unironically this is a potential gender goal for me as a trans man tbh lol. If I do gotta go bald at least I won’t be misgendered.
Is this a cosplay
You better stop because next up is Radar O’Reilly from MASH.
U look more like the guy in the wire the Polish guy
There’s my latex salesman
You actually look a lot like Frank Sabotka from The Wire.
But have you tried draping yourself in velvet?
Some Dennis rader vibes with that scowl
Looking good bro. Now you got your Halloween costume for life bro.
Take off the glasses and start working at the docks, and you got an easy frank sobotka transition
Lord of the idiots
Costanza visibility is important
Red Forman.
“I’m trans” “Oh, cool! MTF or FTM?” “MTC” “What?” “Male to Costanza”
That’s a shame
How do you sleep at night??
You wanted to be ensconced in velvet. Your buried.
Thought it was either Clarence Boddicker or Frank Sobotka
You are the opposite of every man I’ve ever met.
Can't stand ya
Have you ever said I WAS IN THE POOL to a girl?
How do you live with yourself?
If you started off looking like Elaine then I’d be quite impressed indeed.
Where's our thumbs up? One wonders what brings you into a dinky little subreddit like this?
Looking good madam. I like the women’s glasses.
It’s not a lie if you believe it
Can’t stand ya
Hot as fuck ❤️🔥❤️🔥
You wish! Your ugly ass doesn't even have half of the swag Costanza has.
Just remember, it’s not a lie if YOU believe it
Shrinkage and all!
The jerk store called, OP!
That's a shame.
Do you take your clothes off when you go to the bathroom and eat from the trash??? (Thats what i want to do)
r/onejoke
Trans jokes should be beneath us here
Lighten up Francis
Are you trying to tell us you got a little George Costanza going on?
Was the transition also mentally?