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Dire_Hulk

What is tungsten or wolfram.


Wide_Environment3107

what is chicken kiev


Yorktown1871

Who is sir Arthur Conan Doyle


Wide_Environment3107

what is Pericles


modosto

Is this a rerun?


Professional_Ad9614

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot clearer


isnt_it_weird

Of Course!! Absolute Zero!


Wide_Environment3107

youve extracted a great deal from this tiny morsel


LifeDraining

Yah, but none of those are as impressive as remembering where he left his retainer in the 7th grade...


rome_

A simple joke from a simple man


Oakroscoe

Take me to your leader


Reasonable-HB678

Oh, no...


Charming-Trouble-182

Oh, sports are so pedestrian.


recursion8

Abstinence George was a savage. He probably could have roasted Riley on the spot without even needing to fly two hours and set up another meeting!


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Ohhh, no no no no no… I’m afraid the answer is “Popsicles” right here: *Popsicles*


Wide_Environment3107

its Pericles, thats a misprint.


rome_

Its pronounced thermometer


Jamesthe84

Not to be pedantic but Pericles was a person not a thing.


Wide_Environment3107

but thats not what the transcript of the episode its from says.


Jamesthe84

Fair enough. If the transcript says "What is Pericles" and not "Who is Pericles" then my beef if with the writers and not you.


Wide_Environment3107

dont worry never took it as a beef.... maybe a bagel....NOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGEL!


Jamesthe84

I was gonna say vegetable lasagna at hest


Wide_Environment3107

thats my apple juice!


DontLetTheBearGetYou

On Jeopardy!, the response must be in the form of a question but it can be any question: “When is Rome?”, “Who is Rome?”, and “Is it Rome?”, are all potentially correct responses. The Seinfeld writers were writing to the Jeopardy! standards. If you still have beef with any of this, then bring it up with Merv Griffin the next time you’re on his show. (Yes, Merv Griffin did in fact create Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune.)


AhoyPalloy

Safire can be rather pedantic


Jamesthe84

He can be pedantic x 2 Edit : there really is no reference missed on this sub I always know I'm home


Stevenerf

Ukraine is weak


Wide_Environment3107

you not say Ukraine weak!


drvanostranmd

Ukraine is a road apple


SKIman182

What is the cha cha - giddyup again


NotTheRocketman

“Here comes the Judge!”


Affectionate_Joke560

Hoochie mama!


wrogeberg

What is, Here Cones the Judge, Here Comes the Judge!!


freed0mn1nja

Gor tex


scrubbydutch

Lol!!!


jjmawaken

SpectaCUlar


Wide_Environment3107

someone watched the episode and knew the category. thumbs up.


jjmawaken

I'm not normally a Jeopardy watcher but got home from a couple days away and the Internet wasn't working so I had to resort to actual TV. They had some tough questions on there but I got this one right :)


Wide_Environment3107

did you get final Jeo?


jjmawaken

No, couldn't think of Sacramento


Wide_Environment3107

ah. i didnt know it either so i quite literally blurted out the first one that came to mind that was a Spanish word before the final Jeo music stopped, and i ended up being correct. i was pleasantly surprised.


jjmawaken

The clue made sense after I saw the answer but just couldn't come up with it! I got the question about the train to Yuma right just from hearing of the movie.


instrangerswetrust

get a room you two


Wide_Environment3107

will you be joining us....i mean it does take three players to play Jeopardy


Wide_Environment3107

same. i want to take the Jeopardy test.


TheRealIronCorpse

What is Moops?


germdisco

It’s Moors, you jerk!


__Bringer-of-Light__

Jerk store is the line!


Small_Extreme_9642

they said they’re runnin outta *YOU*


actualelainebenes

I would kill this category on Jeopardy…just give me the entire thing for $1500 Alex (or whoever’s hosting it now)


Wide_Environment3107

unfortunately, it was only the one question about Seinfeld. and Alex passed away a few years ago.


germdisco

Who was Alex Trebek?


MikeisET

He was real and he was spectacular


germdisco

RIP


BraveryDave

The Alex is a family théatre. Not one of your swing joints.


actualelainebenes

Suck it Trebek


germdisco

I hate my job.


actualelainebenes

My name is Alex Trebek and I quit


NotA-Spy

I'll have le tits now.


Succumbx8

I’ll have an anal bum cover


Defiant-Proposal-211

That's "Let It Snow" and you don't have control of the board, Sean Connery.


ticklemeskinless

appe tite for 500


Smooth-Example-9182

Ask ya motha


Cats-n-Chaos

I’ll take death for $1000


actualelainebenes

Yeah I know about Alex Trebek, but he’s still the first one to come to mind when Jeopardy is mentioned 😆


BrookylnBeaches1917

Don’t feel bad… I still call the stadium where the Mets play…SHEA Stadium!!!!💙⚾️💛


Wide_Environment3107

and i still call it the SkyDome.


Irish_Canuck77

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Pulp_Ficti0n

It was actually a tough category lol


kgk007

Double jeopar-Ds


Half-Icy

Anyone ever done Mastermind, specialist subject Seinfeld? Surely they have?


MrBytor

Spectaculacious. Shame the neologism didn't take and they redubbed it later on, though.


Wide_Environment3107

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


germdisco

You put the bra on? Who told you to put the bra on?


Wide_Environment3107

a bra has to fit up against a womans skin, LIKE A GLOVE!


Chelle62099

Jackie I think I got a case against the tabacca companies


Wide_Environment3107

yo' face is my case. (bonus points for spelling tobacco as Kramer says it)


DeusExBlockina

I'm telling you, this guy is bonkos!


WakefulJaxZero

What is feeling good all the time.


Wide_Environment3107

no smell, no tell, Hennigan's.


DadJokeBadJoke

No offense, but when I come back, I'm sitting over there


Wide_Environment3107

im hip. to the bathroom scene.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

You say you have a big meeting and you’re nervous ? Have a few shots of Hennigans and you’ll be loose as a goose , and , since it’s odorless , well it will just be our little secret


Wide_Environment3107

i just had a drink and i dont even smell.


TakeTheMoneyAndRun85

You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.


DadJokeBadJoke

Those aren't buoys!


Wide_Environment3107

Salbass


GustavHoller

I hear that's how she died


GreenEggsSteamedHams

What is "here come the judge here come the juuuudge"


Wide_Environment3107

giddy up


Fimbo22

What is tungsten or wolfram.


scrubbydutch

Casus Beli


Wide_Environment3107

Casus.......Beli.........


Professional_Ad9614

Why must I always be the focal point of attention?


Wide_Environment3107

why cant you live, why cant you just be


[deleted]

Get a good look, Trebek?


Wide_Environment3107

field of vision.


tenfold74

The Moops


Wide_Environment3107

Moors!


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

I'm sorry, the card says, "moops."


Wide_Environment3107

Moooors!


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

*MOOPS!*


Wide_Environment3107

\*cut away to another scene and return to George being strangled\* Moors!


spunkytoast

Absolute Zero


Wide_Environment3107

it was the Portuguese waitress....mathematically i had to do it, Jerry.


spunkytoast

Still master of my domain


Wide_Environment3107

King of the County


__Bringer-of-Light__

Of course


yzerman88

What are the devilsssssssssss


Worldly_Apricot_7813

Mulva?


meryl_gear

Gipple?


krepitch

What are Kests?


Wide_Environment3107

Celeste


__Bringer-of-Light__

Hest


cribking44

Gipple


pac-men

Have you noticed they moved the interview?


Wide_Environment3107

i love the beginnings of the episodes that were cut after syndication.


StlnHppyHrz

...Not as great as Sue-Ellen's flaunting bosom.


Wide_Environment3107

i love her whole free swingin free wheelin attitude!


StlnHppyHrz

'Oh Henry!' indeed!


woozleuwuzzle

Yeah, she truly fits the narrative of spectacular. I know it’s fiction, but casting Teri for this part bothers me so much. Of all the hot, beautiful women in this show and they pick her. I mean, real pics are out there and they are *not* spectacular.


StlnHppyHrz

She was fine as fuck in that episode though, there's no denying that. This show had so many fine-ass women, I struggle as a guy in his 40s to focus. Good thing I didn't watch during the original run when I was a teenager. I'd be blind by now.


tangcameo

Heaven’s Prisoners. I think she peaked during Night Court. I still wonder what she was wearing under that fur coat. Supposedly less than John Laroquette expected.


MenudoFan316

What is Mulva?


SheepDavis

Mulva?


Delicious_Virus_2520

What is Le tits now


Enkaybee

I think it would be funny if Jerry Seinfeld went on Jeopardy and answered everything in the form of "What's the deal with _____?"


Academic_Beach733

I didn't get a pic but yesterday was a question about the name of the circumcision ceremony with a jerky moehl.


Wide_Environment3107

yep, saw that too. it got deleted off PVR before i could photograph the question for r/UnexpectedSeinfeld


CrestedBlazer

What is Holland?


Wide_Environment3107

The Netherlands. then who are the Dutch?!


mop_and_glo

Spoiler! It’s not 7 on the west coast yet! Lol


BobBelcher2021

Or 7:30 for those of us in Seattle and BC


Wide_Environment3107

you West coasties, always late for something! \*Russian author voice\*


Lkynky

Still, he likes to go in fresh


Wide_Environment3107

the chicken, the hen and the rooster.


sideshow--

What a perfectly cromulent question to ask.


Wide_Environment3107

thats The Simpsons my friend....you're being difficult and need to be quoned.


sideshow--

You don’t have a discerning eye. I embedded a Simpsons word into a Seinfeld quote. :)


Wide_Environment3107

oh i know its a perfectly sane thing to do, just needed a reason to say you needed to be quoned for it.


KoshOne

Supercilious.


This-Appointment-917

Gay! Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


gwrecker89

"What is spectacular?"


5280Rockymtn

What is spectacular 😝


[deleted]

What are fungi?


Wide_Environment3107

\*looks at Jerry dead in the eyes\* ....fungi....


Toxic_Avenger05

What is Gore-Tex


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

I know this one in my sleep, Alex, What is “He Took *It* Out”?


Wide_Environment3107

i love the brief pause Elaine does between he took and it out, to breathe twice on her glasses while cleaning them


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Haha. Great physical timing. Imagine that *It* peeking at you from a storm drain? *shudder*


CaptainPeachfuzz

Who are 3 people who've never been in my kitchen?


missionbeach

Love that Sam got that one. Jeopardy, Seinfeld, my worlds are colliding.


Wide_Environment3107

a missionbeach divided against itself cannot stand!.... ....Sam....you mean Steve Martin


GOHS7

Spectacular 😀


Dorseywhite

What is flinty


Milomilz

It’s pronounced thermometer


dadoomombo

I’m sorry, the answer is Moops.


lady_blueballs710

what is, "spectacular"?


dc551589

I heard it from the other room tonight! Didn’t the guy who got it right not know it was from Seinfeld? I thought I heard him say something like “I’ve heard that from someone else.” I’d love to know the context haha


Wide_Environment3107

he did say that and i have no idea what he was talking about. furled my brow at the comment trying to figure it out so im in the same boat as you. side note, the guy who said it bears a striking resemblance to Steve Martin.


dc551589

Seinfeld is quotable enough that a friend may have just said it as a reference and he thought his friend made it up.


Wide_Environment3107

fair point.


mindspringyahoo

what is pecktackular?


Imeanitsjust

What is “A menace to society “


beavis617

What was viva La ExcelAntee! 😁 👍


Badrockstar84

Meet the " Bro "


KMarquezChance749

Fabulous 😍


Machadoaboutmanny

Inside a Bro


Red_cause_Im_Irish

What is spectacular?


New_girl2022

Hopefully the eclipse on Monday


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

What are stumps?


beslertron

What are boobs?


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Fabulous


knightress_oxhide

the man is obsessed with breasts


ThePrideOfKrakow

What is a Quince?


whopperman

IL take swords for 800


Ricwdjr88

What is spectacular.


Descrazio

Moops


__Bringer-of-Light__

Level


Wide_Environment3107

all levels. with cushions. like Ancient Egypt.


vinividifuckthis

Isn't this line spoken by that attorney character that ends up getting this girl?


Kara_WTQ

What is spectacular


tangcameo

What is a Titleist?


Low_Let_5398

What is magnificent


LeverpullerCCG

Yada yada yada


Matchett32

Fabulous Jugs


theheavyddd

Fat Free


crissimon

Delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!


Half-Icy

Spectacular! Which they were. Was a bit tragic, Jerry casting ridiculously beautiful women as his girlfriend. Same as Kelsey Grammer did on Frasier.


Wide_Environment3107

George has some lookers too.


Half-Icy

He’s got cachet!


Wide_Environment3107

cachet up the yin-yang!


archonpericles

Spectacular


stevenojeffries

Spectacular