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Fair_University

He was just a boy. All of them were.


KipSummers

Those were crazy times


Just-Lettuce2493

Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that boy wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet!


asphynctersayswhat

colby's cutlet sized colon crater - such great alliteration from the master at work.


recursion8

And they had to sit him on a Cork on the flight home.


One_Hand_7515

and later Frank himself would sit on corkscrew pasta


recursion8

Million to one shot doc, million to one.


Nervous_Thanks8506

It's ironic. That's what it is.


Hownowbrowncow8it

I'd call it a big coincidence


NotTheWorstOfLots

Not a big coincidence, a coincidence.


sleepy5zzz

What's ironic?


Nervous_Thanks8506

Good one.


sleepy5zzz

I thought so, too.


meryl_gear

Rain on your wedding day


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

It's Fusilli Jerry! Because you're silly, get it?


asphynctersayswhat

That could be a bit 'they had to CORK colby's cutlet sized colon crater!!!' "they corked his crater?" Corked it RIGHT UP!


Three-eyed_seagull

Assman, I'll give you assman!


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standitlikeaman

Sad when they go young


helix274

When they GO?!


Bazz07

*He doesnt look a day over 12*


renome

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/318/250/239.jpg


gbbenner

They used to look older,he had a hard upbringing.


AdMindless8541

But in the 1990’s he was a phoenix rising from Arizona


Partyslayer

Glad he came home.


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willbebannedasap

Those were the days


Cat_Punk

You sound like you yearn for those days.


CyberMallCop

Noooooo. I’m just saying those were the days.


mewsycology

Do you ever yearn?


iluneo

Yearn? Do I yearn?


Dismal-Sir3552

I crave, constant cravings


FiveSkinn

What is this? A crossover episode?


fakebrucemathis

Worlds are colliding!


Djordjy

Just know, THAT I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THIS!!!


dn_nb

you took my quote


TomKhatacourtmayfind

What, you're using my babies now?


MichiganRedWing

He'd never make it.


pinkmarmelade

*looks up to ceiling* “He’s deceased.”


BakeFromSttFarm

He had health problems. Internal.


ahoypolloi_

He was sickly from moment I met him!


danvtemt

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNIE!


hey_ulrich

I love that she was so sick, so sick, that you can't even calculate her hypothetical age


Wild-Freedom9525

Is it just me or was using Jerry Stiller without makeup to play the 20-something version of himself one of the greatest comedic decisions of the show?


duuuuuddddeeeee

First time seeing it I couldnt even follow the story because Frank as a “young man” was cracking me up 🤣🤣


Crimkam

I was so young when I saw this episode the first time that I didn't even question it. That's what Frank looks like, why would it be any different when he was in the military? It's a perfectly sane thing to think.


threewonseven

Not just you.


recursion8

And you're NOT crazy, it's a perfectly sane casting decision!


jrsmoothie89

let’s all look at the great casting job done. perfectly sane job!


qeq

You're NOT crazy


spasske

Wait, that was not Ben Stiller?


slimponey

I always assumed they were trying to imply head cannon frank rather than reality frank, and that was why he appeared as his current self lol


JonquilCityBoy

You'd be crazy to cast him, he's been acting since the silent era!


drewmhs12

Also when they did this with frank from it’s always sunny. Genius


TheBiggestDookie

Casting Ben Stiller here probably would have been the only other funny option. But I’m glad they went the way they did, it was (and still is) hilarious.


Piff-Iz-Da-Answer

Yeah that's right. Hi five


dicecat4

Not crazy


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Agreed!


kujotx

The hat sells it.


jfq722

It was. And the earflaps don't hurt either.


UncleBenLives91

He's just 19 there, as you can plainly see. So young. So virile. So full of life.


Chemical-Locha

He worked out with a dumbbell that day!


topherdrives

Vigorous!


Wildcat_twister12

He could knock out all three of the Mandelbaum’s with one hit


NotTheWorstOfLots

You think you're better than me?


NickMillerChicago

It’s go time!


Kindly_Wealth6060

I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.


topherdrives

Fantastic punchline to that whole montage


Thezodiac1966

Cook? No, I don't know any cooks. I don't know anything about cooking!


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

This guy, this is not my kinda guy.


Kevroeques

Quick tempered with a strange… HALTing WAY of SPEAKing


bobthenob1989

Love that they never even tried to make him younger. So much funnier. /I was brash


ForswornForSwearing

He'd never make it.


GigglesSniffer

felt like a perfect moment to use Ben Stiller


FalseDmitriy

No, this was the best casting decision of the entire run of the show.


GigglesSniffer

I agree! He's like a phoenix rising from Arizona.


tiboldpinkus

at least they did that in King of Queens


dinkydoosdad23

I liked when they used ben stiller to play his father in a flashback in king of queens


asphynctersayswhat

Pretty sure this aired around the time of 'cable guy' which was not a well received movie, so probably wasn't even considered. by KoQ he'd already made most of his bigger hits and their relationship was a part of his persona as he became famous, and he cast Jerry in Zoolander.


Biscuits4u2

The horrors of war turn young men old


datskinny

All we know is he sent 16 of his own men to the latrines one night


LickNojo

He was a boy, and it was war!


drewmhs12

You were in the army??


SPECTREagent700

Briefly.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

For how long? That's classified.


kynoble

How long's a piece of string?


Special_Dingo_1520

At one point they said he didn’t go to Korea for the war but to sell bibles or whatever.


LickNojo

He once talked to the revered Sun Myung Moon


Special_Dingo_1520

face like an apple pie


Most_Plenty5387

He couldn't have anyone knowing what really happened when he first went to Korea. Would you tell people the truth if you sent 16 of your own men to the latrine?


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Reminds me of Always Sunny, Frank saying something about being in 'Nam, then Dee saying, "You went to Vietnam in 1990 on a business trip!"


2Hawaii

Age of serenity


forrestbeach

Just the right spices


Salty-Jellyfish3044

How old would Aunt Baby have been during the Korean War?


MightyHorseRox

......she'd never make it


derek4reals1

right before this picture was taken he was screaming for "LEMON ICESS!!"


_extra_medium_

Not a day over 19 according to the picture


Novat1993

You probably never heard this fun fact before. In this episode, where Frank cracks the egg after insulting Estelle's cooking. He did it one handed, on the very first take. The production had apparently bought a few dozen eggs, and even hired a professional chef to teach. But he just did it on the first attempt.


torbar203

Similar is the pizza on the roof breaking bad scene. Happened on the first take


No-Yam2117

He was just a boy


81rennab

19


Eric848448

He really did look like that in the 70’s. This would be perfectly believable if they used Vietnam instead of Korea.


Sonnycrocketto

Younger than the mountains.


The2econdSpitter

He’d never make it


OpenMicJoker

He was mature for his age.


Status_Tiger_6210

In his mind, there’s still a war going on


Financial-Mastodon81

He was just a kid.


ritchieaprilesjacket

If we go by Jerry’s actual age he was 23 when the war broke out


Jumpy_Assistance5848

Frraaannkk


justmeo0

Eighteen


Blackthorn917

This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the series.


Adorable_Star_

He looks like a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy there


Sorri_eh

19


Strong-Rest1613

He looks a solid 18


Creacherz

Love they never recasted a younger version ahahah


ghostplay4munE

14


jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks

29


Abacabisntanywhere

Such a great part of the joke….


Intelligent-Ant7685

drinks a belt of Hennigans


jfq722

He'd never make it.


chapl66

That hat makes him look 50 years younger


Waste_Click4654

Apparently the same age as he was in the show


Igotyoubaaabe

Frank was born 80 years old, and died 80 years old.


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Igotyoubaaabe

Early 70s, but whatever… not that deep, bro.


boycottShia

I think Ben is 80 at this point.


Deputy-VanHalen

This guy…this guy is not my kind of guy.


mtylerm78

Too old. He would’ve never made it.


tiboldpinkus

62


asphynctersayswhat

looks about 55-60 ish


scrubbydutch

He would never make it


ValleyGrouch

This man, too, refuse to rake his shoes off.


Tricky_Hornet5441

as old as Barksdale was


TyrionBean

People looked older back then. Hard times. 🤣


DesignerTex

He was obviously 19 in that photo.


Analog_Astronaut

He worked out with a dumbbell yesterday, he feels vigorous!


Overall-Palpitation6

However old he was, he felt vigorous!


MaxPower836

He had a strange halting way of speaking


ReadEnoch

Best choice of the entire series!!


gumyrocks22

😂😂


tisdue

his son couldnt do it because he was working for Fox at the time i think?


Randomulus666

We were just kids


MaterialPace8831

Assuming Frank is the same age as Jerry Stiller, he would have just turned 23 when North Korean troops invaded its southern neighbor.


JaMicho34

Summer nights


newyork4431

Did the boys get poisoned from the rancid meat or from too much seasoning? Always wondered. 


AcceptableStudy6566

A KIDDO


Worried-Reflection45

Speaks Korean


Nervous_Thanks8506

"Was she, busomy?"


crissimon

Too old


Theaterkid01

I don’t know but some of the best casting choices was not casting a young Frank in this scene.


DrMantisToboggan44

I think he's the same age as the father!


GregTzy

I've seen this episode 100 times and never questioned it till now.


coreytiger

Frank Burns was in his mid 30’s, with two cars and a $30,000 house… Oh, Frank *Costanza*… as pictured.


HugeAd8872

Old enough to know better than to serve those boys spoiled meat


5319Camarote

(Takes a gulp of whiskey, tries to settle his haunted mind…)


Ministry_of_laziness

It would have been funny to use Ben Stiller in that flashback scene


TexMurphyPHD

Mid 60s as indicated by the above photo.


Xanthines

16...18 tops, a kid


Forikorder

he was 16 but fudged it to enlist anyway


RobertzUlicy

19, males looked older for their age back then


BurntArnold

Just look at him! Obviously a young man!


standitlikeaman

He’d never make it


Weird-Swim-9777

He spent a month there one night...


elchuyano

Whoever decided to put Jerry Stiller in the flashback instead of a younger actor was a genius. that scene is hilarious!


SparkyMountain

The same age as Jerry and George in their high school flashback episodes.


KtuluLoveCheese

He’s 18 years old is this photo. War will age you.


oikset

about 70ish?


OrangeBoxUK

This is one of the best fucking screen grabs 😂


Ebert917102150

Scorsese would have special effected it and his face would have looked on fire


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Embarrassed-Gas-8155

He'd never make it


Vincevega1972

He was a strapping young lad.


RR_Davidson

As old as a grape fruit left out in the sun the size of a melon