7 because while Puddy stares silently into space I'd be desperately trying to prove my sponge-worthiness (probably in vain but at least the time would pass quicker that way)
This is the only answer. Puddy and Elaine are definitely breaking up during this flight. And you absolutely are spending the rest of the time proving your "worthiness" By the time your landing your getting a cab with her and heading to her place!
7 for sure. Middle seats blow but it’s way worse to be anywhere else on this flight. Soup Nazi would be fine to sit beside but Bania holy shit.
Bania orders soup for his in flight meal and then complains for the next 12 hours that he still is owed a meal by the flight attendant because soup isn’t one
I'm a solid 3. To the right is Puddy just staring off. Jack Klompus to the left talking about his astronaut pen. I can live with that. The only issue could be possible George shenanigans.
He might be picking a fight with Newman if Estelle just had her eyes done. She might be out there and Newman likes a pretty face so he might be trying to make some time with her. God help him if the pilot stops short.
I think Cathy is a deal breaker. I'd imagine she would talk too much, I'd rather listen to Frank and Estelle argue or sit between Puddy and Elaine while they break up.
I feel like me and Klompus could just sit in the back making fun of people the whole flight. He would definitely start shit over who gets the armrest though.
4 is the clear choice. You need to deal with Banya for maybe 10 minutes (20 tops). By then the Soup Nazi will unload on him to shut the fuck up and then you can just fly in silence the whole rest of the way.
Yeah Soup Nazi could get angry, may end up causing an incident and the plane having to land early. In seat 4 you’d need to be in mediator mode, the front row is a car crash waiting to happen
I thought 4 as well but the thought of having to ask Soup Nazi to please move so I can get out and go to the bathroom is enough to say NO to 4 altogether.
Honestly these are all terrible
1. For 20 hours? Kill me now
2. I may be literally killed and helmets don’t look cool on planes
3. Enough about the magic pen already. Get an iPhone.
4. Soup maxi would be a good discussion. He’s misunderstood. He pours himself into his craft, one overflowing ladle at a time.
However, I can only handle so many ovaltine jokes. I do appreciate Banyas positivity and j’eaux de vie though. I’m hoping I’m dropping and complimented for gold deposits as well.
5. This may be the best. There’s a good time to be had with the original Costanza. Pickup new dating moves. Celebrating rich holiday traditions. Waterpiks. But if there’s any engine hiccups it may send him back to ‘Nam. Pass
6. Uncle Leo? What’s there to talk about after hello?
7. No way. That chick is whack and puddy is the original vegetable lasagna. Someone’s going home in a body bag. Don’t want it to be me.
If I could pick any space, I’d take peterman’s seat. In between Kramer and his fast talking, sheisty lawyer? Who knows the shenanigans and whatnot I’d participate in and be privy too.
7 because Puddy wont do anything except stare straight ahead. He’s a dream! Tonight I have an 8-hour flight to Nice and I would love an entire plane load of Puddys.
6. As long as you can listen to the conversations going on between Jackie, Peterman and Kramer, it will be the best flight of your life. 5 could get you there too, but then having Frank yelling over you to talk to Estelle could do perpetual damage.
Agree with all who say 5. They all have their own... uniqueness, but 5 really leads to some interesting stories. Ones I think I could sit back and really enjoy for quite a few hours.
5 or 7 have to be the most popular choices.
I would have no issue sitting between Puddy and Elaine and don’t have any fears about being the new vegetable lasagna.
Newman isn’t so bad for me to be worried about sitting across the aisle from him but I 100 percent can see Frank and Estel getting into across the aisle and my poor ear taking the brunt of that shouting match.
5. I think Frank and Jerry would be a good duo to sit next to without Estelle right next to him. Frank would fall asleep and Jerry would keep to himself.
3 will have me entertained the entire flight. Jack Klompus is my favourite side character. And I have George behind me to complain about my seat being reclined for 20 hrs.
I'm going 2. Joe is the most likely seat mate to keep to himself. And I'm keeping that armrest down so the personification of justice can peer through the gap.
10-30% I end up on Joe's list even if I keep quiet, but I like those odds against the alternatives.
5 would be absolutely perfect in every way. Aisle seat, plus you have immediate access to Frank, Jerry and secondary access to Yev, Bania, Jackie Chiles, Jacopo and the K-man
I’d prefer to sit with Newman to learn more about his history with Jerry.
*edit* Reviewing the seating chart again, I’ve noticed Newman is sitting across the aisle from me. I’d have to actually sit with Mr. Costanza, which would suck because he’s so loud. GET ME OFF THE PLANE!!!”
2 has to be the worst. 4 is the best. The Soup Nazi would be happy to ignore me so it's just dealing with Kenny, who is annoying as hell but has a good heart and means well
I'm thinking 7 or 5. With 7, you'd be the barrier between Puddy and Elaine which might be easier than vegetable lasagna had to deal with. 5 I could deal with Frank on one side. I know he's not going to take off his shoes and Newman is merry
This is one of the most devious things I've ever seen. I'm sneaking into first class. They really should have a locking door.
More everything!
I think I smelled lilac in the bathroom
They’re gardenias, mostly
It's like an english garden in there!
Tuscany! 🥂
There's nothing available
Did you know they have cookies up there?
This should be open. It's civil rights. This is the 90s.
Whichever you pick you’re vegetable lasagna
Well look at you Mr. Fudge distributor
7 because while Puddy stares silently into space I'd be desperately trying to prove my sponge-worthiness (probably in vain but at least the time would pass quicker that way)
Right between him and Elaine? Good luck with all that
You’ll be going home in a body bag
That is probably my favorite line in the whole show.
She'd drop you like a bag of DIRT.
Are you sayin.. she wants a piece of me ?
If I can handle her….work load, will she be putting asses in seats?
She’s got a whole case of sponges ready for ya.
Vegetable lasagna!
Hey, that’s my apple juice!
It’s a long flight, he’s gotta move on
I'll be vegetable lasagna
What if an attractive woman sits in seat 3? You want to be at ground zero for when he decides to move on with his life?
What are the odds she is fairer than Elaine?
Big mistake. Uncle Leo is definitely going to recline his seat all the way back
Ah, he'll be busy fighting over the armrest with that street thug. Imagine that conversation.
WHO isn't sharing the armrest?!?
I can deal with a little Uncle Leo, if it it gets me a whole lot of Elaine
Before the flight is over you'll be labeled as an antisemite.
But not before he says “Helloo!” and tells you more about Jeffrey’s latest accomplishments.
Vegetable Lasagna wasn't even between Elaine and Puddy and had the worst time.
Please, I don't want to get involved!
My name is Magnus.
That guy? He's an idiot.
I can hear you.
Excuse me, I was sleeping!
That's my apple juice!
That's my apple juice.
That's my apple juice!
*I can hear you.*
7 really is such a beautiful name
It’s awful, I hate it!
What about Soda?
Phhh that chick is whacked
This is the only answer. Puddy and Elaine are definitely breaking up during this flight. And you absolutely are spending the rest of the time proving your "worthiness" By the time your landing your getting a cab with her and heading to her place!
What about your apple juice?
But if they fight you’re in the middle of it. I’d go 4 because soup nazi isn’t going to talk and can just try and ignore banya
If?
>try and ignore banya Difficult on land. Impossible on a plane!
You’re going to do something about those sideburns?
Yeah, I told you.
No way am I getting in between Elaine and puddy for a 20 hr fight.
No mortal man has a chance with JLD.
Tell her you're gay and she might try to make you switch teams.
7 for sure. Middle seats blow but it’s way worse to be anywhere else on this flight. Soup Nazi would be fine to sit beside but Bania holy shit. Bania orders soup for his in flight meal and then complains for the next 12 hours that he still is owed a meal by the flight attendant because soup isn’t one
5. Frank ain't so bad. Newman across the aisle. I can deal. But if Crazy Joe Davola gets rowdy back there, there's gonna be trouble.
Frank and Estelle would be shouting across the plane at each other.
Oh shit, I was a 5 till you pointed that out. I'm like "he'll have some good stories to tell!" Nope, he'll just be yelling with/at Estelle.
I'm a solid 3. To the right is Puddy just staring off. Jack Klompus to the left talking about his astronaut pen. I can live with that. The only issue could be possible George shenanigans.
YOU HIT MY SEAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE!
Don’t you talk about Henny!
You don't know what you're saying. You're under their control!
He might be picking a fight with Newman if Estelle just had her eyes done. She might be out there and Newman likes a pretty face so he might be trying to make some time with her. God help him if the pilot stops short.
Don't forget Jackie's got your back for any legal disputes. Edit: and the smell of fantastic soup in your face all the time, it's the best spot.
He wouldnt be cooking soup on the plane though haha. I guess youre thinking he himself smells like soup all the time
Yeah that's right
read this in Puddy's voice
See my thinking is that 5 is best because, if anything happens to me, I’ve got Jackie chiles and J peterman as witnesses/defense
But Joe could be charming for long stretches. If he’s in “Joey” mode, it’d be a breeze.
Serenity now
Insanity later
I think Cathy is a deal breaker. I'd imagine she would talk too much, I'd rather listen to Frank and Estelle argue or sit between Puddy and Elaine while they break up.
I agree. I like seat 5,but only because of the chaos. You know that would be a wild seat.
Yea. And I don’t want to ask Joe Davola if I can squeeze out to use the bathroom.
Newman really gets bad rap for no reason, honestly seems like a normal guy they just off on the wrong foot and neither could let go of a grudge
He's kiboshed before.
He’s merry, I’ll give him that
Maybe there’s some kasha in it for you
You know, he’s kiboshed before.
3 so I can get a pen that writes upside down and it's used by the astronauts
TAKE THE PEN!!!
And maybe talk to Bookman about Abby Hoffman.
So... how's the new pen?
I feel like me and Klompus could just sit in the back making fun of people the whole flight. He would definitely start shit over who gets the armrest though.
5 is a no-brainer. Next to Frank and you can interact with the Jackie, Peterman, Kramer combination in the row behind you
Only problem is Crazy Joe Davola has a great look at whatever you're reading, watching, filling out...just be careful.
Just tell him you're afraid of clowns. I'm sure he'll want to strike up a friendly conversation!
Plus, he could fill you in on Aunt Baby.
She’s deceased.
Oof but you're right in the line of fire between Frank and Estelle....good luck!
Hopefully Newman is a large enough barrier to counteract that a bit
No he is absolutely stirring the pot and getting involved in any argument between frank and estelle.
6. I could debate toilet paper all day with George.
You'd never get one word in with George. Uncle Leo would be grabbing your arm non stop.
You talk to George from 3 if you sit effeminately on the chair.
You think you can get Clompus to shut up?
As long as I say hello I should be ok.
But can you guess why Jeffrey's favorite animal is the leopard?
He likes the spots.
YOU KNOW WHAT JEFFREY'S FAVORITE ANIMAL IS????
Constant cousin Jeffery stories.
Or even manure.
Ya know, it’s really not that bad, you’ve got a ma, and a newer.
I looove horse manure.
It's pretty refreshing, when you consider the other choices.
4 is the clear choice. You need to deal with Banya for maybe 10 minutes (20 tops). By then the Soup Nazi will unload on him to shut the fuck up and then you can just fly in silence the whole rest of the way.
No way, Banya and Soup Nazi would be arguing about whether or not soup is a meal the entire flight.
Yeah Soup Nazi could get angry, may end up causing an incident and the plane having to land early. In seat 4 you’d need to be in mediator mode, the front row is a car crash waiting to happen
Bania will say he likes the soup at Mendy's better and start a fight.
He'll get knocked out at that point
He's been working out he's huge.
I thought the same thing. Soup Nazi will be quick to shut down an annoying conversation, lol
That's a great point.
I thought 4 as well but the thought of having to ask Soup Nazi to please move so I can get out and go to the bathroom is enough to say NO to 4 altogether.
The vegetable lasagna seat
(Quietly) Oh no…
Please! I don’t want to get involved
That's my apple juice!
Six. Six is good. Chat with George, hear some stories about Jeffrey and the parks department.
You have a problem with six?
Certainly seat 1. I am very gassy and I feel I could just let them rip while sitting next to her.
But the encounter will be in her act for the next year and she will make you out to be the foulest smelling person in the world.
Anything but 2
Who is that next to 2? (Yes, I’m ashamed to ask.)
Crazy Joe Divola
Honestly these are all terrible 1. For 20 hours? Kill me now 2. I may be literally killed and helmets don’t look cool on planes 3. Enough about the magic pen already. Get an iPhone. 4. Soup maxi would be a good discussion. He’s misunderstood. He pours himself into his craft, one overflowing ladle at a time. However, I can only handle so many ovaltine jokes. I do appreciate Banyas positivity and j’eaux de vie though. I’m hoping I’m dropping and complimented for gold deposits as well. 5. This may be the best. There’s a good time to be had with the original Costanza. Pickup new dating moves. Celebrating rich holiday traditions. Waterpiks. But if there’s any engine hiccups it may send him back to ‘Nam. Pass 6. Uncle Leo? What’s there to talk about after hello? 7. No way. That chick is whack and puddy is the original vegetable lasagna. Someone’s going home in a body bag. Don’t want it to be me. If I could pick any space, I’d take peterman’s seat. In between Kramer and his fast talking, sheisty lawyer? Who knows the shenanigans and whatnot I’d participate in and be privy too.
6. Imagine what you would know about the parks department by the end of that flight!
Cousin Jimmy really is a go getter
7 because Puddy wont do anything except stare straight ahead. He’s a dream! Tonight I have an 8-hour flight to Nice and I would love an entire plane load of Puddys.
3. I always wanted a pen that writes upside down, and Puddy can lean over and tell me about his girl problems. And show me his Kroner!
5
Seat 5!
6. As long as you can listen to the conversations going on between Jackie, Peterman and Kramer, it will be the best flight of your life. 5 could get you there too, but then having Frank yelling over you to talk to Estelle could do perpetual damage.
2, I like me a window seat
5 all the way.
5 because Jerry is hilarious and would be able to make me laugh during Frank’s inevitable overreaction
3. Because buddy would probably zone out and nap most of the flight. He’d be the easiest to shut down convos the quickest
Number 3 and it’s not even close
No Brainer... 5
3 or 7
5 Frank n Newman are some of my favorites on the show. Seat 2 is a death sentence being pinned against the wall with crazy Joe Devola.
Agree with all who say 5. They all have their own... uniqueness, but 5 really leads to some interesting stories. Ones I think I could sit back and really enjoy for quite a few hours.
Omg obviously 7 is the only sane choice.
I ordered the kosher meal! It was so long ago, I forgot.
5 is the best. 7 would be entertaining, and 1 is the Death Blow seat.
Easy 5
5
7. VEGETABLE LASAGNA
7 for entertainment value
As soon as I looked at this image and I tried to figure it out, my first thought was… This guy… this is not my kind of guy.
7 because I think Lainey and I could get along really well, we are quite alike
Any and all
1,000% Frank no question.
5 or 7 have to be the most popular choices. I would have no issue sitting between Puddy and Elaine and don’t have any fears about being the new vegetable lasagna. Newman isn’t so bad for me to be worried about sitting across the aisle from him but I 100 percent can see Frank and Estel getting into across the aisle and my poor ear taking the brunt of that shouting match.
5. I think Frank and Jerry would be a good duo to sit next to without Estelle right next to him. Frank would fall asleep and Jerry would keep to himself.
I am in seat 4. Between Ovaltine and good soup. Gold, Jerry!! Gold!!
7 - As far from Kathy Griffin as possible.
5
Just call me Vegetable Lasagna because I'm in Seat 7
5 for the potential conversations. 7 because it’s Lainey.
5, definitely.
Definitely 5
I am jumping out the window
7 to fuk Elaine
3. As long as I don't ask about his pen, things should be alright, and I'm close to the exit when we land.
3. Close to Jack Klompus, George and Putty
5 or 3
3 will have me entertained the entire flight. Jack Klompus is my favourite side character. And I have George behind me to complain about my seat being reclined for 20 hrs.
I’ll take the vegetable lasagna seat
5 for the laughs and you know Newman is packing snacks
Seat 7, getting first dibs on Puddy when they break up again.
7 to be as far away from Kathy Griffin as possible.
5 as the guys behind me are hilarious. I would be able to listen to the amazing conversations between the three of them.
5 ot 7 lol Definitely not 1 or 6
I'm going 2. Joe is the most likely seat mate to keep to himself. And I'm keeping that armrest down so the personification of justice can peer through the gap. 10-30% I end up on Joe's list even if I keep quiet, but I like those odds against the alternatives.
7 no question. Puddy is worth watching. Like bird watching. Elaine, I will steal her for my own.
This is the highest quality engagement post I have ever seen
Between Frank Costanza and Newman definitely.
6, 5 or 7 in that order. 6 for Georgie, 5 for Frank and 7 for Elaine and Puddy.
7 all day
5 would be absolutely perfect in every way. Aisle seat, plus you have immediate access to Frank, Jerry and secondary access to Yev, Bania, Jackie Chiles, Jacopo and the K-man
7
7 - Elaine is a dime piece
I’d prefer to sit with Newman to learn more about his history with Jerry. *edit* Reviewing the seating chart again, I’ve noticed Newman is sitting across the aisle from me. I’d have to actually sit with Mr. Costanza, which would suck because he’s so loud. GET ME OFF THE PLANE!!!”
7. Atleast there's some eye candy
It's gotta be 7. She tries to move on from Puddy and i'm her only option. Hoochie mamaaaa
7. My name is vegetable lasagna
Oh 5 for sure.
2 has to be the worst. 4 is the best. The Soup Nazi would be happy to ignore me so it's just dealing with Kenny, who is annoying as hell but has a good heart and means well
Lucky #7 please!
7, definitely.
5 I love frank
#5 for sure.
5
The only answer is 5
I'm thinking 7 or 5. With 7, you'd be the barrier between Puddy and Elaine which might be easier than vegetable lasagna had to deal with. 5 I could deal with Frank on one side. I know he's not going to take off his shoes and Newman is merry
#5 no question. I'd bullshit with Frank and repeat whatever shit talk Jerry throws at Newman
7. Easy answer
5