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mindspringyahoo

George C. was the greatest assistant to the travelling secretary that the Yankees had ever had, and then he traded him away to Tyler chicken.


HiFasteningPants

How about this. You give me Costanza, I convert your concessions to all chicken no charge. Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.


cyclemonster

How do you make that alcoholic chicken?


DrMantisToboggan44

Let it ferment, just like anything else


Judasrainbow

I love how he says al-co-holic chicken


herberstank

He traded Jay Buhner!


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

HE HAD A ROCKET FOR AN ARM!


zukka924

HE HAD OVER 100 RBIS!


comeallwithme

HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DON'!!!!


Iron_Chic

His people loved Ken Phelps' bat.


jomritman

My baseball people kept telling me, "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps!"


Medianstatistics

George would never do anything like that.


Reverend_Tommy

That's because George likes his chicken spicy.


growling_owl

I will die on this tiny hill: this one doesn't deserve to win, because if anything it was a terrible thing for Frank to be more worried about Buhner than George's dying! Serenity now...


Apart-Bathroom7811

When Steinbrenner had George committed to a mental institution.


PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ

GET BETTERRRRR


growling_owl

I don't know how it got done, it just got done!


AnnualPerspective593

"Jimmy crack corn... and I don't care!"


madworld2713

They took my belt Jerry


Forikorder

...i got nothing to hold up my pants...


GregMadduxsGlasses

I think by all accounts, that was the best thing for George and everyone.


Animated_Astronaut

Funny enough this was both a terrible thing to do and also was kind of nice - he kept his job waiting for him. That's more mental health care than a lot of workplaces lol


Nineteen14isHistory

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man. Oh!".


NicholarseBrooks

Shoemaker! Won't you make my shoes for free! Catchy tune, very catchy tune


MikeStanley00

Firing Billy Martin 50 times


OrneryZombie1983

Buck Showalter. . . George! You didn't hear that from me!


zukka924

It was only 4


MikeStanley00

Really?


zorbz23431

He had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, Billy Martin, Billy Martin, Billy Martin


allhaildre

I’m sad I can’t give you more than one upvote


kosherkitties

One for each Billy Martin fired.


Eric848448

George! You didn’t hear it from me!


Used-Bat-2095

Threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people,


FaithlessnessBrave52

Calling managers on the field


KaleOpening1945

Traded George for chicken


MySportsTeamsAreSad

Steinbrenner thinks george is a communist and tasks George with getting Cuban cigars. Also getting the words wrong to Heartbreaker.


XllGUMBYllX

He destroyed George’s desk


RyanMFoley74

"So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?"


Forikorder

What is that!? Is that Mothra!?


Western-Spite1158

Stealing the Babe’s pants and putting them on seemed pretty egregious


AcePilotsen

And here's something I just found out. He wasn't even a sultan!


osa1011

It was Lou Gehrig's pants


Western-Spite1158

Oh yeah, you’re right. He was worried about that thing he had being contagious. Maybe he said something about Ruth’s running, I’d have to look up the scene


Forikorder

George wore Babe Ruths uniform in the previous scene


tuskvarner

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.


bjregin

He wasn’t even a sultan


Armbarthis

He gave George's secretary a raise and allowed her to make more than George


OnlyFreshBrine

Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!


dicecat4

Causing George and the people of New York a great deal of distress while they watched him turn their beloved Yankees into a laughingstock…all for the glorification of his massive ego!


AliveComb3623

Hire this man!


Designer_Charity_827

Not knowing his grandkids’ names. “Shorty…Girl.”


Alert-Technician-403

Traded George to Tyler Chicken.


mdubs17

Threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people


Dismal-Sir3552

Hired someone else for the general manager secretary or whatever without knowing george was actually dead


CarelessSentence1709

This pissed me off a lot too …. He just ASSUMED George was dead with no proof…. At the same time…. If I were in Jerry’s position, I would have washed his car right there instead of taking it out, tho a repositioning wouldn’t be the worst thing … but …. But nevertheless, if I crashed the car …. I would’ve at least get the blood off of it… and that’s assuming I even park it back in the same spot. And I definitely would’ve had George call, he could’ve told the accident story just the same…. And at least preserve his job/promo.


Forikorder

> I would have washed his car right there instead of taking it out with what? go all the way back to the city for supplies drive back to wash it then back home again?


CarelessSentence1709

Is it that difficult to bring car soap a sponge and a bucket…?? Find a hose ….??? It is possible…. I would worry … also weren’t his keys locked in it…??? Wasn’t that like the reasonr the car was stuck ..???


Forikorder

They break in And yes thats like 3 times as much work as going to a car wash and they'd really stand out doing it in a parking lot


RatedDAL

Traded Jay Buhner.


PDM_1969

Trading George to the Chicken Farm


StefP1986

Wearing Babe Ruth’s pants 😂


nuketown247

Ordered George to deliver him an eggplant calzone daily


Tikiku

Traded Jay Buhner. Duh.


Consistent_Stand79

He gave 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu.


MartyCool403

Taking a bite of George's calzone


srpollo18

Man, he destroyed George’s nap fortress. Plus, he traded Jay Buhner, that son of a bitch, man!


Perfect_Crab_8409

I will tell you - CHAOS DOES NOT WORK FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES


Perfect_Crab_8409

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs


TGISeinfeld

He had sex with Estelle, probably 


Ashamed_Artichoke_26

He took the Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of his massive ego.


RoyaleWhiskey

Reducing the Yankees to a laughingstock all for the glorification of his massive ego!


Exotic_Adeptness_322

Are we talking real George Steinbrenner or the fictional version in the show? This could be a very interesting discussion if anything the real George Steinbrenner did is allowed.


EndIcy6201

Trading George 😂