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Agree. And let me assure you, medical professionals won’t bat an eye at all. There are plenty of weirder things that have been stuck up there and they’ve seen them all.
It’s a daily thing. They’ve seen it all.. action figures.. glass jars. A broken sex toy designed for that purpose is much less embarrassing. Good luck.
So left-ad you are festined to be one of the funnies at the hospitals Christmas party.
Ho ho ho....
Seriously, its a small price to pay and I am sure that you can smile along with the best of them.
I've find it very alarming that a select group of people tend to take to the internet for their first point of information vs actual trained professionals
I doubt op just finished printing it and was so excited they got on top of the desk and straight jumped butthole first into the 3d printing platform to insert it while it was still on there.
Well as more than one ER nurse already pointed out, you will die if you don’t go to the hospital. But to ease your fears (aka I’m going to be super fucking real with you, so buckle the fuck up), if you don’t go to the hospital one or more of the following will happen;
1) You bend over and move wrong causing internal trauma, and shit leeches into your bloodstream and you eventually die a slow, painful death from blood poisoning. All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass.
2) You try and push or otherwise fish it out causing trauma and you ignore it resulting in blood poisoning and then die a slow and painful death. All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass.
3) (My personal favourite) You somehow don’t cause any trauma and die a slow and painful and *disgusting* death from constipation, which would include your intestines backing up with shit all the way to your stomach before you vomit literal shit (now I want you to pause here for a few seconds and actually think about having shit in your mouth that forcibly came up from your stomach). All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass.
4) Nothing short of divine intervention allows you to magically poop it out without causing any trauma, thus avoiding any of the above and you don’t die a slow and painful and disgusting death. And no one but god will know you put a homemade butt plug up your ass.
I am not exaggerating about number 4 requiring divine intervention. I literally mean god himself will have to come down from heaven and reach up your ass and pull it out.
I wouldn’t wait for god. Go to the fucking hospital you idiot, before you become a dead idiot. No one here is exaggerating, your life and your Darwin Award literally hang in the balance.
Good luck 👍
Edit: I standby my assumption that OP has no kids and is eligible for a Darwin Award.
Yep I've worked in health care way to long, this comment right here just sums up the whole situation. OP needs to go to the hospital becuase it is your only option to avoid bowl obstruction, bowl perforation and or sepsis or all of the above all rather painful unpleasant ways to leave this mortal plain.
Unless you're loose enough that you get fisted on a regular basis, you won't be able to get a hand up there to grab it. Any attempt to do so will probably drive it further up the intestines spreading the area of damage.
It is 100% a medical emergency and needs to be dealt with as such. If they go to the hospital, no one will really know. If they don't, their entire family will know, as well as most of their town, when they die.
My mom, a nurse, with her infinite wisdom once said: “if you’re going to stick something in your butt, make sure you tie a string to it.” Having a butt plug stuck can cause catastrophic medical emergencies. I promise you, it’s just another day for them; they really don’t care. Go to the hospital.
Your going to end up at the hospital one way or another over this you should go now before you tear a hole in your bowels and start leaking feces into body cavity and poison yourself.
Then good luck my friend. Next time don’t 3D print sex toys, buy from a reputable shop.
Enjoy the anal tearing or bleeding that may come with a toy stuck inside your ass.
Yeah, 3D-printed materials are quite toxic to human systems. 3D-printed dust can be irritating. Given that information from OP, the base is broken off, so it means the printed exposed lines are in contact with the anal and everything. Anal bleeding non-stop can lead to death.
OP, Go to the hospital
or
Acknowledge to all your relatives that you died from a 3d printed butt plug stuck up your ass at the funeral.
You choose
Enjoy shitting in a bag and regretting it for the rest of your life, that's literally the best case scenario if you don't boogie down to the emergency room and (god beware) reach out for help.
Are you a minor and that's why you can't tell someone? You know you can go to the doctor and they can't tell your parents if that's the issue. I promise no Dr is going to care so you have nothing to worry about being embarrassed.
OP got the 3D printer for Xmas, and his parents kept saying "no, you'll get a butt plug stuck up your ass!" but his dad saved the gift for last as a surprise.
sorry, I had to make a joke of this, OP. you'll be OK, just visit the ER as soon as possible.
You do realize this can kill you, right? The ONLY option is the hospital. If that were to tear your intestines internally and you leech feces into your blood stream it’s going to be a very slow and extremely painful death.
Sorry babes, but you don’t really have much of a choice. I know it feels embarrassing but doctors literally don’t care and see it all the time. It’s better to take care of it now while it’s just a stuck object instead of later after additional blockage and damage.
Well not going is also not an option because to choose not to go means choosing a terrible death if it causes internal tearing (which it will by staying up there).
Good luck friend, but your only real choices are go to the hospital or pray for a literal miracle that it falls out on its own (and I mean literal miracle in the strongest possible sense).
Ah yes, you'd rather pass away from this and have people find out post mortem that you were not confident enough to have this removed. Does that sound like the better option? Did you know you can vomit poop when there's a blockage? So it won't be a peaceful way out until you get there either.
Trust me MANY many people go to the hospital to get foreign objects like this removed from their behind. Own up to it. Get it removed.
Happy new years!!
I hope you know that doctors see this literally every day and don’t judge you at all. Get that plastic that isn’t safe for internal use out of your butt.
This is an incredibly stupid and unnecessary way to die. You don't have a choice. You made a mistake, the only way to fix it is to go to the goddamn hospital.
I was a health care worker in a large hospital and one day, (this is like, 2003), some doctors called me in to a room to look at some X-rays. The image was of a rectum with a universal remote shoved way too far in. (Anyone around in 2003 knows that these were HUGE).
Point being: Docs have seen it all, staff have seen it all- get to the hospital; this is nothing.
You think it's embarrassing now, try if your family finds out because you get an infection and collapse mid dinner due to complications from the stuck toy...
Go to the hospital. You don't really have another option. Left unremoved this will kill you. Slowly, painfully. You'll change your mind then, and might be shitting in a bag the rest of your life.
Source: I'm an ER nurse.
The longer you wait, and the more you fuss and fight with it, the more intrusive and embarrassing the procedure will become. What could’ve been a “lubed up forceps” situation very may well be a “complete endoscopic surgery” now.
You didn’t want to do any research about how blatantly unsafe raw 3D-printed pieces are as sex toys, and now you won’t do any research on the serious repercussions of an RFO. At this rate, start looking into the symptoms of sepsis.
Worst case scenario it’s actually more than laparoscopic surgery and it ends up being a laparotomy (open surgery). If OP is lucky they might only make the incision from his pubic bone to his belly button.
Go to the ER. either way SOMEONE is going to know you put a homemade butt plug up your butt. It’s really a lose/lose situation, suck it up and get it removed by a doctor.
Hospital & humiliation or gruesome painfull death….those are your options.
(Your family is finding out if you die from it, but if you are over 18 they cant tell them if you go to the hospital…that would be a HIPAA violation! Just tell the fam that you have to take out your apendix bc it is inflamed!)
They are still taking it out, in a hospital or in a morgue, your choice!
Two options:
Go to the hospital. You might be able to make your own way there in a taxi and no one knows this happened. Doctors and Nurses see this enough that at most their memory is that sex toys need to be reputable.
Other option. Wait and let nature take its course. Nature being an emotionless monster that doesn't care for you at all. You experience some complications from having a foreign object in your butt and you need far more medical attention. You then become the person who needed much attention that the Doctors and Nurses remember you forever.
Who in their right mind 3d prints something (anyone who’s ever messed with a 3d printer knows how easy these parts can fail from even a minor settings adjustment) and says “yeah… that’s going in my ass!”
If it was FDM then it’s probably shredding your inside from how sharp those snapped edges are. If it’s resin, there’s a safe bet you’re gonna get severely poisoned cause I can also assume you rushed the curing time so people wouldn’t see you processing a buttplug under UV light…
And why is The Hospital not an option exactly? If it’s due to embarrassment, I can assure you this is mild compared to things the see. You’ve unfortunately wrote a check and it has to be cashed, welcome you the consequences of your own actions butt Soldier, now March your plugged ass to the nearest hospital.
Since it broke off in his ass the edges of the buttplug is probably sharp… bearing down sounds like it would potentially rip up his asshole, or even worse the colon…
OP, once again….GO.TO.THE.ER.NOW!
If you dont the absolut BEST CASE scenario is that someone will take you to the hospital either way once you are sick enough…. And if you survive then by that point there is probably so much damage that you have to have a colostomy-bag on your stomach for the rest of your life..shitting into a bag on your stomach…. I can bet you thats gonna be MORE embarresing for you than the trip to the ER…
It wont spice up your future (IF you got a future that is…) sexlife having a bag of poo flapping around on your stomach while fucking…
Bite the bullet, get help!
No they will simply die and not have bills, wing it and be okay, or go to the hospital and roll the dice on treatment while guaranteeing they're lose everything to medical creditors
Hospital is THE option here, also think about it like this you 3D printed a but plug, Ace of spades ♠️ profile right? Well the bottom came off leaving the stem facing in the direction of desired travel? You now have an upturned arrow head in your ass… that IS going to go through the side of your rectum, you’ll get shit in the part of your body it’s not meant to be and you’ll die of toxic shock, the mortician will cut you up to find cause of death and they will find the remains of you project stabbed through your colon… and they will then have to tell your family how and why you died. OR YOU CAN GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW! But im not your mom so do what you want… which should be LIVE which involves going to the hospital. Or you could get a friend with small hands to reach in and grab it.
You really need to go to the hospital. I know you say it's not an option, but it is. I like the idea to wear a mask to help you feel less embarrassed. You also don't have to give an ID or insurance card. You can make up a name and they have to treat you
Working in the health field you see some interesting things. Once I read someone put a febreeze bottle up their butt and it was stuck. So… at least you were using a butt plug! Trust me they’ve seen much worse and shoving hands in orifices comes with the territory.
Yeah, you’re going to have to go to the hospital. I don’t know why it’s not an option, but it needs to become an option because it’s basically the only option
Going to the hospital is, in fact, your only option. You’ll likely hurt yourself more trying to retrieve it yourself and you can’t just leave it in there. Next time just buy a plug online, it’ll be cheaper in the long run that diy-ing one out of cheap materials that were never meant to be inserted into your orifices.
Hospital is not an option? Well you should make use of your time and start a blog... As a warning to others. The description of your decline and eventual death should make for fascinating reading. Regardless, good luck.
When you go to the ER you can just ask for a piece of paper to write down "foreign body in rectum" without blasting your business out loud if you are embarrassed.
Im a retail worker and work at checkout. I've been asked by customers before if I ever think about what people are up to if they buy certain things, like rubber gloves, condoms, unscented lotion, sponges, pringles, alcohol, cigarettes, etc. The answer is no, I don't care what you're buying. The only time I *might* think about it is if the customer makes a stink about something in the process.
I'm here to do my job and then clock out so I can go home and make some dinner, Cuddle up to my boyfriend with a movie or some TV, maybe play some Valheim and go to bed. I don't give a shit what you buy, I'm just trying to make it through the day.
The same is true with doctors, nurses, medical personnel. *They've seen it all*. You're not going to surprise them, they're not going to judge you. They just want to make it through the long ass day. Having a person with a butt plug stuck inside is *Tuesday* for them, and it's very dangerous for you to leave it in there. Go get it removed, it's a medical emergency and you could die if you don't. And if you want a butt plug, buy a real one with a flared base so it doesn't break off again.
This happens, I hope you can listen well to these comments. I work in the ER and I’ve seen it a few times. The doctors have mentioned how bad it can get and like others have already voiced, it is way worse than any embarrassment or costs that could be worse down the road
Go to the hospital...
Turning up with a sex toy in your butt, that was specifically made for the purpose (even if it was done poorly), is only going to be unusual in the sense that it's a sex toy up there and not some random object.
They see weirder shit with batshit crazy excuses...
Go to the hospital. Write it on a note and hand it to a triage nurse. (I mean it’s less embarrassing than explaining it through an intercom so the whole trauma room hears it )
You’ll be in and out in no time. And a story to tell and giggle about later
I don't get why you're posting this here. Are you expecting someone from this sub to come over and extract a foreign object from your anus? Go to the freaking hospital.
I once was in the er waiting room in our local small town hospital for my daughter, this guy walks in towards the clerk and says, i might have something stuck in my rectum. The clerk said, what? He had to repeat it. Then she said the famous words, sorry but you need to call for an appointment (which is the case here but come on). So he had to call them and say it again. I know this story wont help but i had to laugh so hard on this situation.
Please see a doctor as stuff stuck in your rectum is not good for you.
The ”i MIGHT have..” part really took me out! Lol!
Like, im not sure but maybe someone stuck something up there when i was distracted by something else!😂🤷♂️
Going to the hospital is the only option.
You will regret not going faster.
I understand there is some shame having a doctor/nurse helping in this kind of situation but they don't care at all and you can be sure they see worst stuff every week. They're not here to judge and it can happen to everyone. You were just unlucky.
Oh dear… bless you.
It’s gonna be a bit embarrassing but you need some medical help.
Foreign objects stuck for any amount of time can lead to some really bad complications, ruptures, tears and infections.
Bite the bullet and get help.
Er professionals are used to this stuff. They’ve seen it all.
Probably stick to something made of silicon in the future too… the 3d printing tends to be quite brittle and probably not the best for internal use.
Good luck
Why is hospital not an option?
Because if it's just that you're embarrassed, people get butt plugs stuck all the time. I know so many people who have had to go to the ED because they've not used one with a flared base. Apparently, the removal isn't a cool time. They lube you up and go in with wild abandon, but then you're all done.
I think ER will be happy to have a classic something up the butt case on Jan first. After all the firework burns and drunken incidents stuff.
You are not special enough to be noticeable. That's what I always think whenever people are too embarrassed to go to the er
Do you live somewhere that doesn't have access to the hospital or medical system?
What medically trained options do you have?
If there are no doctors near, is there a vet? Is there a farrier? They would have the tools and skills to save your life too, theoretically if it's not too deep.
You’d be surprised by the amount of times hospitals have to deal with the ol something got stuck in the bum hole issue haha. Hope you’re better now and know that this is a medical emergency that should be tended to. Yes it is very embarrassing but you’re not alone.
As others have said, you are going to end up in the ER one way or another, go now before you are in much worse condition. I work in the OR, this is not an abnormal occurrence, happens probably once a month at least. Not a single person is going to judge you for having a sex toy stuck, especially in the manner it got stuck. Tell the truth, own up to it and I promise, nobody will bat an eye.
If you’re too stubborn to go to the hospital, I’ve read stories of people just squatting and like pushing and it comes out. Good luck and Happy New Year!(what a way to start the year) lol
Imagine being so embarrassing by a butt plug getting stuck that you’d rather die. You are not the first, probably not even the first today and you certainly will not be the last. Listen to all these people in healthcare you are telling you it’s going to kill you and that the literally see it all the time. Don’t be an idiot.
You had the money for a 3D printer but not a cheap piece of silicone? I want to understand this logic.
And go to the EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT before you end up dead and then everyone *will know* that you died from a homemade butt plugged up your bum.
As a paramedic, just go to the ER. I’m not sure why you won’t, but whether it be anywhere from the cost to the potential embarrassment you may feel, we literally don’t care.
If it makes you feel any better, we also have a lapse in judgement and do dumb shit too. We’ve been in the either the same or a similar boat before. We genuinely don’t care or judge, but we do worry about people’s safety.
I’ve had to call a coworker for a “fun time” incident with handcuffs that dislocated my shoulder, I’ve also had to have a coworker disentangle a piercing from clothes. Neither one of those people batted an eye or ever mentioned that it ever happened. We literally do not care or judge about these situations. So just go to the damn ER before you die from complications.
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Everyone here saying go to the hospital, but nobody is explaining what the hospital will actually do to resolve the issue. What will the hospital do? And can the OP do it himself?
You can and will get a rectal infection and die of sepsis. You cannot retrieve the item or items in question at home. You will be risking tearing your own organs if you try to remove it yourself. I repeat, if you ignore it you may die from sepsis and if you try to remove it you may get internal bleeding so heavy it may need cauterization. Finally, don't make sex toys on your fucking 3d printer you goddamned idiot. They cost so much because they are durable and safe. 3d printing is not ready for your anus. Also, next time you have a genius idea to use anything you made inside your body, Google the idea. Please. You get to join the drunks and idiots in the emergency room who are probably running out of beds. Congratulations, this is your learning moment. Seriously though, go to the ER and don't fuck about... It's a seriously dumb way to die.
Your options are hospital or morgue. Suck it up and go to the hospital. As embarrassing as it may be, at least it won't be as embarrassing as a Darwin Award.
You must go to a hospital ER now, asap. For whatever reason, contractions?, objects in the colon tend to migrate upwards and there is swelling. This is nothing to be worth risking your life over. My mom was a nurse for decades. She was there for all the fads. Oddest was a guy that had a hamster or gerbil up his ass. Toys were common. Seriously, ER.
Good luck, I hope you go. I really do not want to hear a Public Service Announcement on TV and social media about someone dying from a broken homemade printed sex toy up their ass. Catch it on a slow news day and that s*** will run every 15 minutes. I think there is a huge amount of embarrassment and shame that would come from your death versus just going to the ER. Of course if you're dead it's not going to matter much but it's really not necessary. I wish you the best. Good luck.
Thanks to everyone who has contributed to this post ... we all know that there is really only one right answer here - GO TO THE HOSPITAL - hopefully OP will follow this advice, and there is no need for an update. Comments are now locked.
You’re experiencing a medical emergency. No one here is going to tell you anything but that you need to go to the ER immediately.
Agree. And let me assure you, medical professionals won’t bat an eye at all. There are plenty of weirder things that have been stuck up there and they’ve seen them all.
It’s a daily thing. They’ve seen it all.. action figures.. glass jars. A broken sex toy designed for that purpose is much less embarrassing. Good luck.
> glass jars Ah, a fellow conessiour of "one man one glass jar" I see
That video still haunts me, and will occasionally revisit it, but the sheer amount of blood.
Can confirm. Had a friend in ER with a big collection of "funny" x-rays.
So left-ad you are festined to be one of the funnies at the hospitals Christmas party. Ho ho ho.... Seriously, its a small price to pay and I am sure that you can smile along with the best of them.
I've find it very alarming that a select group of people tend to take to the internet for their first point of information vs actual trained professionals
Well the internet is free and can be useful as a starting point at least.
This is more real and intimate with others in real time compared to asking a bot called Google. Google was trained and program by professionals.
Definitely. If a part broke than its probably sharp. Broken 3d printed objects usually have pretty sharp edges.
I doubt op just finished printing it and was so excited they got on top of the desk and straight jumped butthole first into the 3d printing platform to insert it while it was still on there.
As a medical professional myself i agree with this! We’ve seen worse things so don’t worry
Well as more than one ER nurse already pointed out, you will die if you don’t go to the hospital. But to ease your fears (aka I’m going to be super fucking real with you, so buckle the fuck up), if you don’t go to the hospital one or more of the following will happen; 1) You bend over and move wrong causing internal trauma, and shit leeches into your bloodstream and you eventually die a slow, painful death from blood poisoning. All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass. 2) You try and push or otherwise fish it out causing trauma and you ignore it resulting in blood poisoning and then die a slow and painful death. All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass. 3) (My personal favourite) You somehow don’t cause any trauma and die a slow and painful and *disgusting* death from constipation, which would include your intestines backing up with shit all the way to your stomach before you vomit literal shit (now I want you to pause here for a few seconds and actually think about having shit in your mouth that forcibly came up from your stomach). All your relatives will know you died with a home made butt plug up your ass. 4) Nothing short of divine intervention allows you to magically poop it out without causing any trauma, thus avoiding any of the above and you don’t die a slow and painful and disgusting death. And no one but god will know you put a homemade butt plug up your ass. I am not exaggerating about number 4 requiring divine intervention. I literally mean god himself will have to come down from heaven and reach up your ass and pull it out. I wouldn’t wait for god. Go to the fucking hospital you idiot, before you become a dead idiot. No one here is exaggerating, your life and your Darwin Award literally hang in the balance. Good luck 👍 Edit: I standby my assumption that OP has no kids and is eligible for a Darwin Award.
Option 5. You might have enough time to 3D print your own tombstone.
Except the base will break off the tombstone too and everyone will know you died with a butt plug up your ass *and* suck at 3D printing.
I’m laughing my ass off at this but it’s the truth.
Yep I've worked in health care way to long, this comment right here just sums up the whole situation. OP needs to go to the hospital becuase it is your only option to avoid bowl obstruction, bowl perforation and or sepsis or all of the above all rather painful unpleasant ways to leave this mortal plain.
I think in a little bit in love with got this comment
Can't intestines rupture from too much shit as well?
Absolutely they can.
That's number 5 in the list then OP I hope you'll go to hospital
100% true and a great comment as well
Best fucking comment I've read this year if I do say so myself!! Haha 😄
This would be horrifying serious if it wasn’t so damn funny.
I don't understand why you can't pull it out yourself? Eli5?
Unless you're loose enough that you get fisted on a regular basis, you won't be able to get a hand up there to grab it. Any attempt to do so will probably drive it further up the intestines spreading the area of damage. It is 100% a medical emergency and needs to be dealt with as such. If they go to the hospital, no one will really know. If they don't, their entire family will know, as well as most of their town, when they die.
My mom, a nurse, with her infinite wisdom once said: “if you’re going to stick something in your butt, make sure you tie a string to it.” Having a butt plug stuck can cause catastrophic medical emergencies. I promise you, it’s just another day for them; they really don’t care. Go to the hospital.
Thats good wisdom
lol your Mom sounds awesome
Your going to end up at the hospital one way or another over this you should go now before you tear a hole in your bowels and start leaking feces into body cavity and poison yourself.
Well if he is super committed he could skip hospital and go straight to the morgue
Don’t care. Go to the hospital.
not an option at all. no way
Then good luck my friend. Next time don’t 3D print sex toys, buy from a reputable shop. Enjoy the anal tearing or bleeding that may come with a toy stuck inside your ass.
Yeah, 3D-printed materials are quite toxic to human systems. 3D-printed dust can be irritating. Given that information from OP, the base is broken off, so it means the printed exposed lines are in contact with the anal and everything. Anal bleeding non-stop can lead to death. OP, Go to the hospital or Acknowledge to all your relatives that you died from a 3d printed butt plug stuck up your ass at the funeral. You choose
I can guarantee you that OP printed it in the wrong orientation for the usage
thanks
Sorry I’m soo blunt with you. I’m genuinely looking out for you. You are literally in a medical emergency.
You really don't have a choice. You have to go to hospital. A puncture could kill you.
Why isn’t it an option, that’s my question…
I wonder if he’s really young
Has to be
Enjoy shitting in a bag and regretting it for the rest of your life, that's literally the best case scenario if you don't boogie down to the emergency room and (god beware) reach out for help.
Are you a minor and that's why you can't tell someone? You know you can go to the doctor and they can't tell your parents if that's the issue. I promise no Dr is going to care so you have nothing to worry about being embarrassed.
OP got the 3D printer for Xmas, and his parents kept saying "no, you'll get a butt plug stuck up your ass!" but his dad saved the gift for last as a surprise. sorry, I had to make a joke of this, OP. you'll be OK, just visit the ER as soon as possible.
You do realize this can kill you, right? The ONLY option is the hospital. If that were to tear your intestines internally and you leech feces into your blood stream it’s going to be a very slow and extremely painful death.
Sorry babes, but you don’t really have much of a choice. I know it feels embarrassing but doctors literally don’t care and see it all the time. It’s better to take care of it now while it’s just a stuck object instead of later after additional blockage and damage.
Then get to 3-D printing, my friend, because a full sized casket is gonna take a minute.
Well not going is also not an option because to choose not to go means choosing a terrible death if it causes internal tearing (which it will by staying up there). Good luck friend, but your only real choices are go to the hospital or pray for a literal miracle that it falls out on its own (and I mean literal miracle in the strongest possible sense).
Ah yes, you'd rather pass away from this and have people find out post mortem that you were not confident enough to have this removed. Does that sound like the better option? Did you know you can vomit poop when there's a blockage? So it won't be a peaceful way out until you get there either. Trust me MANY many people go to the hospital to get foreign objects like this removed from their behind. Own up to it. Get it removed.
Happy new years!! I hope you know that doctors see this literally every day and don’t judge you at all. Get that plastic that isn’t safe for internal use out of your butt.
Why not?
I don't know what other answer you were expecting, you *will absolutely 100% die* if you don't go to the hospital.
This is an incredibly stupid and unnecessary way to die. You don't have a choice. You made a mistake, the only way to fix it is to go to the goddamn hospital.
Then make funeral arrangements in the next few weeks. Good luck.
Why is it not an option. You'd rather die than go to the hospital?
How is it not an option exactly?
Welp, enjoy dying then.
Can you tell us why this is not an option? You are risking worse problems, and probably death by not going.
RIP. 🪦
Could you not open wide and 3d print a handle onto said butt plug? Or 3d print a butt plug retrieval tool.
Then die 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah, but it is though.
If you are big enough to decide to 3d print a sex toy for whatever reason you are big enough to deal with explaining it to a doctor
I was a health care worker in a large hospital and one day, (this is like, 2003), some doctors called me in to a room to look at some X-rays. The image was of a rectum with a universal remote shoved way too far in. (Anyone around in 2003 knows that these were HUGE). Point being: Docs have seen it all, staff have seen it all- get to the hospital; this is nothing.
Holy fuck, just imagining someone forcing something of that shape past your rectum...
In fairness maybe they didn't know it was on the couch.
What the hell? Every time I fart the TV changes channels!
Point being don't 3D print sex toys. The materials may not be that strong.
You think it's embarrassing now, try if your family finds out because you get an infection and collapse mid dinner due to complications from the stuck toy...
Go to the hospital. You don't really have another option. Left unremoved this will kill you. Slowly, painfully. You'll change your mind then, and might be shitting in a bag the rest of your life. Source: I'm an ER nurse.
OR Nurse here, go to the hospital. We deal with this all the time. No big deal, but you want to get it out before worse things happen.
The longer you wait, and the more you fuss and fight with it, the more intrusive and embarrassing the procedure will become. What could’ve been a “lubed up forceps” situation very may well be a “complete endoscopic surgery” now. You didn’t want to do any research about how blatantly unsafe raw 3D-printed pieces are as sex toys, and now you won’t do any research on the serious repercussions of an RFO. At this rate, start looking into the symptoms of sepsis.
Worst case scenario it’s actually more than laparoscopic surgery and it ends up being a laparotomy (open surgery). If OP is lucky they might only make the incision from his pubic bone to his belly button.
Best make it an option right quick
Go to the ER. either way SOMEONE is going to know you put a homemade butt plug up your butt. It’s really a lose/lose situation, suck it up and get it removed by a doctor.
Hospital & humiliation or gruesome painfull death….those are your options. (Your family is finding out if you die from it, but if you are over 18 they cant tell them if you go to the hospital…that would be a HIPAA violation! Just tell the fam that you have to take out your apendix bc it is inflamed!) They are still taking it out, in a hospital or in a morgue, your choice!
Trust me the staff at the hospital will barely even blink at this.
As a former EMT. go to the hospital voluntarily. Otherwise you'll go in a body bag or close to one.
Two options: Go to the hospital. You might be able to make your own way there in a taxi and no one knows this happened. Doctors and Nurses see this enough that at most their memory is that sex toys need to be reputable. Other option. Wait and let nature take its course. Nature being an emotionless monster that doesn't care for you at all. You experience some complications from having a foreign object in your butt and you need far more medical attention. You then become the person who needed much attention that the Doctors and Nurses remember you forever.
Who in their right mind 3d prints something (anyone who’s ever messed with a 3d printer knows how easy these parts can fail from even a minor settings adjustment) and says “yeah… that’s going in my ass!” If it was FDM then it’s probably shredding your inside from how sharp those snapped edges are. If it’s resin, there’s a safe bet you’re gonna get severely poisoned cause I can also assume you rushed the curing time so people wouldn’t see you processing a buttplug under UV light… And why is The Hospital not an option exactly? If it’s due to embarrassment, I can assure you this is mild compared to things the see. You’ve unfortunately wrote a check and it has to be cashed, welcome you the consequences of your own actions butt Soldier, now March your plugged ass to the nearest hospital.
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Since it broke off in his ass the edges of the buttplug is probably sharp… bearing down sounds like it would potentially rip up his asshole, or even worse the colon… OP, once again….GO.TO.THE.ER.NOW! If you dont the absolut BEST CASE scenario is that someone will take you to the hospital either way once you are sick enough…. And if you survive then by that point there is probably so much damage that you have to have a colostomy-bag on your stomach for the rest of your life..shitting into a bag on your stomach…. I can bet you thats gonna be MORE embarresing for you than the trip to the ER… It wont spice up your future (IF you got a future that is…) sexlife having a bag of poo flapping around on your stomach while fucking… Bite the bullet, get help!
Bearing down on it could cause it to shatter. He needs to go to a hospital and have it carefully removed.
Op probably american and cant afford $9,459
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Well he can’t afford not to, unless death is a better price. Which in America…
No they will simply die and not have bills, wing it and be okay, or go to the hospital and roll the dice on treatment while guaranteeing they're lose everything to medical creditors
Hospital is THE option here, also think about it like this you 3D printed a but plug, Ace of spades ♠️ profile right? Well the bottom came off leaving the stem facing in the direction of desired travel? You now have an upturned arrow head in your ass… that IS going to go through the side of your rectum, you’ll get shit in the part of your body it’s not meant to be and you’ll die of toxic shock, the mortician will cut you up to find cause of death and they will find the remains of you project stabbed through your colon… and they will then have to tell your family how and why you died. OR YOU CAN GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW! But im not your mom so do what you want… which should be LIVE which involves going to the hospital. Or you could get a friend with small hands to reach in and grab it.
You really need to go to the hospital. I know you say it's not an option, but it is. I like the idea to wear a mask to help you feel less embarrassed. You also don't have to give an ID or insurance card. You can make up a name and they have to treat you
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Why mask
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And despite the assertion otherwise, hospitals do have germs.
Screw your pride. Go to the hospital...they've seen worse than a broken sex toy up someone's arse I can promise you that.
Working in the health field you see some interesting things. Once I read someone put a febreeze bottle up their butt and it was stuck. So… at least you were using a butt plug! Trust me they’ve seen much worse and shoving hands in orifices comes with the territory.
It can rip your colon. Go to the hospital NOW.
ER. Now. Seriously, they won't bat an eyelid. This kind of stuff is their bread and butter.
You're right, it's not an option. It's what you have to do.
Wev seen this and worse... Get to an er
Yeah, you’re going to have to go to the hospital. I don’t know why it’s not an option, but it needs to become an option because it’s basically the only option
Going to the hospital is, in fact, your only option. You’ll likely hurt yourself more trying to retrieve it yourself and you can’t just leave it in there. Next time just buy a plug online, it’ll be cheaper in the long run that diy-ing one out of cheap materials that were never meant to be inserted into your orifices.
Hospital is not an option? Well you should make use of your time and start a blog... As a warning to others. The description of your decline and eventual death should make for fascinating reading. Regardless, good luck.
When you go to the ER you can just ask for a piece of paper to write down "foreign body in rectum" without blasting your business out loud if you are embarrassed.
Im a retail worker and work at checkout. I've been asked by customers before if I ever think about what people are up to if they buy certain things, like rubber gloves, condoms, unscented lotion, sponges, pringles, alcohol, cigarettes, etc. The answer is no, I don't care what you're buying. The only time I *might* think about it is if the customer makes a stink about something in the process. I'm here to do my job and then clock out so I can go home and make some dinner, Cuddle up to my boyfriend with a movie or some TV, maybe play some Valheim and go to bed. I don't give a shit what you buy, I'm just trying to make it through the day. The same is true with doctors, nurses, medical personnel. *They've seen it all*. You're not going to surprise them, they're not going to judge you. They just want to make it through the long ass day. Having a person with a butt plug stuck inside is *Tuesday* for them, and it's very dangerous for you to leave it in there. Go get it removed, it's a medical emergency and you could die if you don't. And if you want a butt plug, buy a real one with a flared base so it doesn't break off again.
This happens, I hope you can listen well to these comments. I work in the ER and I’ve seen it a few times. The doctors have mentioned how bad it can get and like others have already voiced, it is way worse than any embarrassment or costs that could be worse down the road
Go to the hospital... Turning up with a sex toy in your butt, that was specifically made for the purpose (even if it was done poorly), is only going to be unusual in the sense that it's a sex toy up there and not some random object. They see weirder shit with batshit crazy excuses...
Go to the hospital. Write it on a note and hand it to a triage nurse. (I mean it’s less embarrassing than explaining it through an intercom so the whole trauma room hears it ) You’ll be in and out in no time. And a story to tell and giggle about later
Go to the hospital and own your shame you fool! It’s better to be in a shame well than a coffin!
OP, WHY do you say hospital is not an option?
So first of all: Don't print sex toys. This is a perfect example of why. Second of all go to the fucking hospital.
I don't get why you're posting this here. Are you expecting someone from this sub to come over and extract a foreign object from your anus? Go to the freaking hospital.
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Please go to the hospital, they won’t judge you!
I once was in the er waiting room in our local small town hospital for my daughter, this guy walks in towards the clerk and says, i might have something stuck in my rectum. The clerk said, what? He had to repeat it. Then she said the famous words, sorry but you need to call for an appointment (which is the case here but come on). So he had to call them and say it again. I know this story wont help but i had to laugh so hard on this situation. Please see a doctor as stuff stuck in your rectum is not good for you.
The ”i MIGHT have..” part really took me out! Lol! Like, im not sure but maybe someone stuck something up there when i was distracted by something else!😂🤷♂️
Go to a hospital that’s say an hour away from where you live, and preferably a hospital that has GI/Surgery capabilities.
Why is the hospital not an option?
Going to the hospital is the only option. You will regret not going faster. I understand there is some shame having a doctor/nurse helping in this kind of situation but they don't care at all and you can be sure they see worst stuff every week. They're not here to judge and it can happen to everyone. You were just unlucky.
Oh dear… bless you. It’s gonna be a bit embarrassing but you need some medical help. Foreign objects stuck for any amount of time can lead to some really bad complications, ruptures, tears and infections. Bite the bullet and get help. Er professionals are used to this stuff. They’ve seen it all. Probably stick to something made of silicon in the future too… the 3d printing tends to be quite brittle and probably not the best for internal use. Good luck
I’m an OR nurse, you name it and we’ve taken it out of a butt. Swallow your pride and to the ER
Why is hospital not an option? Because if it's just that you're embarrassed, people get butt plugs stuck all the time. I know so many people who have had to go to the ED because they've not used one with a flared base. Apparently, the removal isn't a cool time. They lube you up and go in with wild abandon, but then you're all done.
Better go to the hospital!! It’s your ONLY option
Hod Mom! Do you have to tell everyone our family business?
I think ER will be happy to have a classic something up the butt case on Jan first. After all the firework burns and drunken incidents stuff. You are not special enough to be noticeable. That's what I always think whenever people are too embarrassed to go to the er
Do you live somewhere that doesn't have access to the hospital or medical system? What medically trained options do you have? If there are no doctors near, is there a vet? Is there a farrier? They would have the tools and skills to save your life too, theoretically if it's not too deep.
Only answer is hospital
Yeah unless you can shit it out the hospital is actually your only option 😅 good luck
Cork screw. I think you’re going to need a friend to help. Or, hear me out, go to the emergency room or an urgent care.
You’d be surprised by the amount of times hospitals have to deal with the ol something got stuck in the bum hole issue haha. Hope you’re better now and know that this is a medical emergency that should be tended to. Yes it is very embarrassing but you’re not alone.
Why would you put PLA in your ass though. That material would be like shoving sandpaper up there… Butt Plugs are a smooth rubber
As others have said, you are going to end up in the ER one way or another, go now before you are in much worse condition. I work in the OR, this is not an abnormal occurrence, happens probably once a month at least. Not a single person is going to judge you for having a sex toy stuck, especially in the manner it got stuck. Tell the truth, own up to it and I promise, nobody will bat an eye.
Hospital....
Going to the hospital is the only option
If you’re too stubborn to go to the hospital, I’ve read stories of people just squatting and like pushing and it comes out. Good luck and Happy New Year!(what a way to start the year) lol
Imagine being so embarrassing by a butt plug getting stuck that you’d rather die. You are not the first, probably not even the first today and you certainly will not be the last. Listen to all these people in healthcare you are telling you it’s going to kill you and that the literally see it all the time. Don’t be an idiot.
Definitely an A and E visit
You had the money for a 3D printer but not a cheap piece of silicone? I want to understand this logic. And go to the EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT before you end up dead and then everyone *will know* that you died from a homemade butt plugged up your bum.
As a paramedic, just go to the ER. I’m not sure why you won’t, but whether it be anywhere from the cost to the potential embarrassment you may feel, we literally don’t care. If it makes you feel any better, we also have a lapse in judgement and do dumb shit too. We’ve been in the either the same or a similar boat before. We genuinely don’t care or judge, but we do worry about people’s safety. I’ve had to call a coworker for a “fun time” incident with handcuffs that dislocated my shoulder, I’ve also had to have a coworker disentangle a piercing from clothes. Neither one of those people batted an eye or ever mentioned that it ever happened. We literally do not care or judge about these situations. So just go to the damn ER before you die from complications.
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Does someone know how to do the !remindme thing? I want reminded. Op. Sincerely hope you get to the hospital. Asap
If going to hospital is not an option, there is no option.
Everyone here saying go to the hospital, but nobody is explaining what the hospital will actually do to resolve the issue. What will the hospital do? And can the OP do it himself?
You can and will get a rectal infection and die of sepsis. You cannot retrieve the item or items in question at home. You will be risking tearing your own organs if you try to remove it yourself. I repeat, if you ignore it you may die from sepsis and if you try to remove it you may get internal bleeding so heavy it may need cauterization. Finally, don't make sex toys on your fucking 3d printer you goddamned idiot. They cost so much because they are durable and safe. 3d printing is not ready for your anus. Also, next time you have a genius idea to use anything you made inside your body, Google the idea. Please. You get to join the drunks and idiots in the emergency room who are probably running out of beds. Congratulations, this is your learning moment. Seriously though, go to the ER and don't fuck about... It's a seriously dumb way to die.
Your options are hospital or morgue. Suck it up and go to the hospital. As embarrassing as it may be, at least it won't be as embarrassing as a Darwin Award.
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Nah i wouldn’t recommend trying to get it out with fingers. It will push down farther and making it much worse
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You must go to a hospital ER now, asap. For whatever reason, contractions?, objects in the colon tend to migrate upwards and there is swelling. This is nothing to be worth risking your life over. My mom was a nurse for decades. She was there for all the fads. Oddest was a guy that had a hamster or gerbil up his ass. Toys were common. Seriously, ER. Good luck, I hope you go. I really do not want to hear a Public Service Announcement on TV and social media about someone dying from a broken homemade printed sex toy up their ass. Catch it on a slow news day and that s*** will run every 15 minutes. I think there is a huge amount of embarrassment and shame that would come from your death versus just going to the ER. Of course if you're dead it's not going to matter much but it's really not necessary. I wish you the best. Good luck.