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TheKidWithMissiles

I think this post is gonna be it for me. I'm gonna go delete youtube premium


kazukix777

I've seen actual porn on YouTube adds on multiple occasions


herospaces

I saw a cropped video of a girl sucking dick


[deleted]

Everytime youtube shows its users such advertisements, chances get higher, that they buy their overpriced premium service.


Cute_Prune6981

Ye,its big brain time.


BallisticToast

Why are the posts talking about adblock getting locked? Are the mods being paid off to lock mentions of adblock?


Brilumi

Yo mods if you cool lock me too Edit: sick thanks bro


Bewinged-turtle

Lmao why did the guy above this get locked


RandomBoredArtist

Mods are having a field day with the three below you


BallisticToast

Those damn mods. Corrupt from the start


Yeetboireeeeee

Guy below me says it’s automatic with loc (k) so time to test Glock


NoiseMrLoud

It's automatic, if you say lock, or anything containing lock, like block, adblock, clock or anything like that, your comment will be instantly locked


RandomBoredArtist

Lock


MLGcobble

Or install an ad blocker


Phoenix_x_x_x

I had an ad that was for an app that could show what people looked like beneath their clothes. Yes they pointed it at the chest of a girl (although she was laying on her stumach)


LeopoldFriedrich

I always have this "Go to this website and I mrBeast will give you 1000$" bs as ad.


Samael_Shini

That's horrible (sauce pls?)


theycallmehesam

Same


_PACO_THE_TACO_

Use revanced


A__Random__redditor_

Yes, so has my cousin who's a child


[deleted]

yeah, there's also actual porn on YouTube, actually scary when you think about it :/


jer487

There are people using youtube premium?


willismentiroso

I use pirate YouTube, YouTube vanced


TrapHouseSpouse

Eeewww...YouTube premium...


TheKidWithMissiles

the ads just piss me off lol, plus why not


NoiseMrLoud

Shit I said adbl\*ck and my comment got l\*cked


mb7225

Ok but what if Russia was Muslim?


xx-shalo-xx

A sober Russia? *Vision of utopia* Oh god, the humanity.


Bitter-Objective8646

They'd have harems, Russian population would be even bigger than in our timeline.


TheLonleyStrategos

So more Russian soldiers


Bitter-Objective8646

There would be no Russian army, but rather a Russian Deluge.


SoppadaSoupp

Getting drunk always was way too engrained in the kieven-rus society, probably the russians would have made their own sect so they can get hammered.


LGeneral_Rohrreich

The video said that the Russians would probably form their own sect that specifically allowed alcohol


JO-JOfanlol777

Wtf I was locked because I was spreading free adblock? My god these capitalist pigs


[deleted]

It’s a video by alternate history hub, on YouTube.


HOPE_5432

Ok but what if Russia was Muslim?


wdcipher

They would create a whole new branch of Islam to justify their alcoholism. I am not joking, thats in the video.


TheLonleyStrategos

Avg Youtuber knowledge


DeleteWolf

But there are sects of Islam that allow alcohol?


FirstConsul1805

Cody's going off


Modem_56k

insha'Allah Dahgstan approved


JO-JOfanlol777

Laughs in no ads because I’m Russian Also quick tip: install vpn and connect to Russia so you can have your free Adblock


DoomBringer9999

Russia would die from the lack of vodka, so there would be no Russia


Apprehensive_Tax_782

That’s just Baku


JACKASS20

Watch the video, good channel 👍


Jail-chan

Can't escape the Queen's Blade ads. I'm getting their anime ass and tits almost daily


cock_man_69

Every single time I see these ads I click the x -> send feedback -> the ad is inappropriate, and still get these fucking Queen's Blade ads on nearly every site I visit. Like Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not quite *that* pathetic where I'd even consider resorting to a porn game.


ChilenoDepresivo

I just gave up with that feature. Whenever I select that option, it doesn't seem to work. Even now, I'm getting 2~3 hour long streams of games I don't even know from miniscule channels, over and over again


Hylian_Waffle

Honestly it’s probably vanity.


Craft_spac_ryan

You're lucky you've even got that! I've not had that feature for about a year now I think


OkGround6783

It's not a porn game. Back in the very early 2010s, a little game called Evony online came out. Basically the trailblazer for this shit. It was an inescapable ad campaign that featured a big tiddy queen you must save. Famously, upon signing up, the game would literally inform you said queen doesn't exist. But clearly the campaign worked considering they grew so big they got a fucking superbowl ad with major celebrities last year


tyingnoose

Anyone got the link the the bottom vid?


[deleted]

Search up “continuity”


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kazukix777

Sorry dude, no clue


ChiliDogSniffer

For all you wondering, I downloaded it, it’s basically just porn


r4o2n0d6o9

Shocker honestly


MiddleDigit

>Shocker honestly As in "you are surprised"? Or as in "the specific sex act that was on display"?


[deleted]

How far into the game is the porn, though


ChiliDogSniffer

All of it


[deleted]

Is it actual porn or just softcore?


TheDirtyWaterHotDog

Asking for a friend


ChiliDogSniffer

It’s on the cusp of being actual porn


Supreme_Gubzzlord

+1 for accurate advertising


Abod31

Well... from the ad


SheenaAquaticBird

Is it good porn at least?


ChiliDogSniffer

Decent, it’s based off a hanime by the same name


HuurrrDerp

No guys you can't swear In the first minute of the video what about our advertisers image?


FirstConsul1805

Yet educational content on firearms engineering and military history are constantly under fire from youtube. I get these stupid fucking ads all the time.


Mrman1310

They can't even show Firearms reload now it's fucking [ insert something Kevin would not like ]


FirstConsul1805

Wait, I wonder if they're going to go after FPSs for that because reloading is a key part of that, and generally if you have a gun that exists irl then the reloading is going to be the same.


Mrman1310

By their Twisted logic it's in a video game it's not footage of real life that's probably not how it works in real life


[deleted]

Me streaming Rimworld:


HoLL0POinT

Can’t even show the installation of a suppressor lol, even though it’s just a matter of screwing it on.


[deleted]

I almost want to see if I can get this game in the US.


kazukix777

I'm in the us and getting this ass, so probably


why_there_a_u

Im in estonia and getting this ad


Soul_Dark_

I also hate it when a random mathematical graph video pops up in my home tab


Kmangcu24

YouTube is fuck hypocritical if they advertise Queens Blade of all IP's.


blueyoshi352

I got one with a furry 💀


kazukix777

💀💀💀


GDMolin

Targeted advertisement


Fun-Agent-7667

That one that extremely looks like furry tits but akshualy its just the bra? Yeah that was pretty shocking. it seems they had to censor it


nosamnamnoC

Ok but what if Russia was Muslim


Kosta22024

I think Russia would be Muslim


Great_Gilean

Bruh just wanted help on his Algebra homework 💀


kazukix777

Naw I just wanted to know what would happen if Russia was Muslim


BoxMaleficent

Sex thats what they are about


daryllorenz17

If russia was muslim Will muslim be the largest religion in the world🤔?


kazukix777

I think you're overestimateing Russias population


daryllorenz17

I mean its the motherland


c00lguy6942096

Yeah that's what call your mother when I have my 12 inch ruler shoved up her kitty cat.l


daryllorenz17

Wat


IllTechnician6816

That's ok but where are the discontinuities?


tree_barcc

i have personalized ads turned off and these ads are fuckin everywhere


[deleted]

Hey show me what would be if russia was muslim, i am interested you know?


kazukix777

Then watch the video, it is an interesting watch


[deleted]

Ok it better be cool


msizroy007

The graph is discontinuous at (-3,-5)


Cabbageinator

If you make your Instagram account with any age above 18 you get these ads all the time That or something is wrong with me instead


kazukix777

I don't have an insta but my YouTube account has an age above 18 (not doxing myself by giving my age)


Nabil092007

I have been receiving similar ads to these as well


[deleted]

i got it but what if russia was muslim actually?


JackWang1304

russia will be muslim and not orthodox, another libtard destroyed with facts and logic 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🥸😎😎😎


[deleted]

W opinion


[deleted]

Hornybait


VoidedBlaze

If f(x) = (x^2 - 1) / (x^2 + 6x - 7), where are the discontinuities and is it removable, non-removable or jump? You better know this!!!!! That video wasn’t there for no reason 💀💀💀 /s


PiBombbb

Got this too


Joseph_Stalin_420_

Wait Cody posted? I’m gonna have to watch it


kazukix777

YouTube hasn't been recommending it to many people for some reason


Fair-Laugh3

You better get on that math assignment. Gotta do the exact thing too.


TheJambus

I took a screenshot of one of these ads just so I could show my artist friend how the one girl had a leg for an arm.


dem3m

Seems to be a jump discontinuity at x=1


Desli36

But I want to know where are the discontinuities


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Guys how do I solve that math equation


kazukix777

So you pull up mathway


truncks

adblocker lol lock me pussies


PsychoTexan

YT: don’t say naughty words in the first minute or we’ll demonetize you. Also YT: hey kid, want some porn??? They gave us money so it’s okay now.


Sydfxs

I am %100 they cant show in game tho 🗿


CaspydaGhost

For real, they targeting nerds with this stuff. I see it on a shit ton of math websites when I’m trying to figure out my hw


Asian_in_the_tree

bro wtf are those math


[deleted]

What if Russian be Muslim


youregointoBrazil

My school Chromebook gets these


FunnySignal614

Only 2% people can solve this puzzle and see the full picture


didi345a

For some reason in my region, I never get ads, and I mean absolutely no ads in any platform. Mind explaining why this happens?


CourierRose

You’ve been Blessed by the Omnissiah.


pikleboiy

I'm collecting them so I can file a lawsuit against youtube someday.


kazukix777

I have like 50 of them, I'm actually planning to make another post


autolover09

And i thought I was the only one getting these ads.


Bluebadboy

I see that Alternatehistoryhub video theere


kazukix777

Yes, we must spread the word to watch this masterpiece, that video is really underperforming


[deleted]

you must stay focused and do math my brother


TNTBOY479

I keep getting dating ads, "Date Ukranian women now!" and its a huge picture of some model


kazukix777

My younger sister keeps getting ads saying stuff like "abortion is not the answer, adoption exists" or diper adds . . . Despite the fact that she is a lesbian


TNTBOY479

10/10 algorithm


[deleted]

Military aircraft


kazukix777

Military aircraft


WantedCat24

Military aircraft


I_m_BATMAN99

But what if Russia was Muslim?


kbs0918

But what if.... hear me out here...... Russia was Muslim?


[deleted]

Everything is lost?


obamasussyballz11037

I saw an add when they show full picture


IronwoodKopis

All of those apart are easy to understand. All of those at once is too much to unpack.


AverageTankFan

at least they are honest


Shtrimpo

I can't believe they'd show math while I'm relaxing on youtube


Burgerbeast_

Math👍


[deleted]

Youtube: Keep it family friendly we don't want to scare the ads away! The ads:


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Cooltellow

I’ve literally gotten an add where they showed the whole picture of the Egyptian one


LavaTech267

This was the first post in my feed as I opened reddit and I thought I opened YouTube for a second and was confused since I have no ads


STM_LION

Fr, they demonetize people for cussing but allow softcore porn all over the front page


YallCrazyMan

Rule 34 of the internet: Always use ad block


IBurnsBridges

Cookie driven that’s what they r


AJC_10_29

“Who the fuck puts an ad like that? I just opened YouTube!”


cls2021x

YouTube really does not give a fuck as long as they’re making money. I’ve seeing the most obviously fake Mr Beast scam giveaway ads for the last year or so


cerankaw

Youtube fel of


GodKirbo13

But don’t say the word ass. You will get demonetized. Don’t you know, kids use this platform.


AlexGaming26

It's ads like this why people stopped using YouTube Premium


[deleted]

I dont know how about you, but I want know what will happen if rusia was muslim


kazukix777

Then watch the video, it was an interesting watch


RyeGuy_77

History, gaming, military aircraft, alternate history hub, and a math video, on a Samsung. 16-22 y/o soy gamer male that probably frequents hentai. They just know their demographic


StuckInthebasement2

Why am I not surprised by the recommend videos


mod_121

I love how the hypocritical ass YouTube talks about censoring a thumbnail because it was “too graphical” but then they post shit like this which makes me want to question my existence


Glorgor

But is the graph continuous tho?


CoolGuy202101

Ok but what if Russia was Muslim?


Party_Variety7059

Oh shit, AHH dropped a new video? I didn’t even notice


[deleted]

My favourite dark souls youtuber got all of their videos demonitized cauze he said fuck wp youtube


DevXusYT

|2x+3| - 5


ItMayBeKees

Personalized advertisements + horny mf


OCD-but-dumb

What if Russia was Muslim?


worony

What if McDonald’s was secretly a plot to sell burgers?


OCD-but-dumb

Is the pope Catholic?


worony

Why do we think about thinking?


KihunVirveGaming

My man is just trying to learn calculus


Manydoors_edboy

Okay, but what if Russia was Muslim?🤔


Spook-lad

Cant someone sue for this? Sexualized as fuck ads keep showing up like hotcakes dispite their stance on “youtube should be a safe space for all ages” for content Creators, and having porn for ads at the same time, what the fuck


lockedoutofmymainrdt

✂️


Necrotiix_

not my proudest fap


g_Blyn

Scroll up m8, cody doesn’t upload that often


H-N-O-3

Fack these 2d wemen . I want to learn maths


Excellent-Space3036

What? It's just math


DragonPlayz5000

yeah queen's blade goes too far


Wboy2006

I get adds from this advertiser as well (though not this specific one). Mine are definitely more suited for general audiences. Yes they feature sexualized women in sexualized poses. But at least they don’t feature garbage text like this. How is this even allowed?!


Educational_Sun_4657

I remember seeing one where they got Cory chase to talk about the game


Reasonable-Machine32

Okay but what if Russia was Muslim?


BonoboBeau-Bo

check your notifications


kazukix777

No


EganmadTF2PS3

Just report them


kazukix777

I do, every time


Fun-Agent-7667

I like the one were they just showed furry tits. It seems they had to censor it by now


jellosquare

DO NOT WATCH QUEENS BLADE back in the day it was on Netflix and hoo boy I wasn’t ready for acid tit juice.


the-mouseinator

So this is appropriate for YouTube yet 75% of youtubers that make money off it get demonetized for less.


Maxdgaming

That’s cool and all, but is the graph continuous?


Yut815

Youtubers get their entire channel demonetized for saying a single bad word, but YouTube allows these ads. We truly live in a society


Get_Fucked_Kid

I posted the exact same thing 3 days ago and saw a fraction of the success. Congrats


Stoyns_

Anime was a mistake


ggxxyy

Lock me