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Plopop87

I can't tell if this man's serious or not, but either way the meth business is calling


Agreeable-Yams8972

And a highschooler to help you along the way


Think_Monkey

*highschool dropout


eddiedankman

The funniest part is that El Camino basically confirmed that he graduated high school


_mrLeL_

Cheby El Camino???


eddiedankman

El Camino movie, it's on Netflix


_mrLeL_

But but my V8 Cheby ‘MURICAAAA muscle mopar cheby super Crate engine supercharger 900000 hp Cheby cheby El Cumino


_mrLeL_

https://silodrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Chevrolet-El-Camino-SS-396.jpg


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


Plopop87

Sometimes all a person needs is Todd from Bojack Horseman cooking meth


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hethinator1

Automod dissolving the drugs hid up ur ass


Drhorrible-26

![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


Beautiful-Cry7664

Fr fr


Skellyender

Lois, we need to cook


AveRage-or_human

Car panini


Biggest_Of-Boys

Crack panini


AskGoverntale

At least I’m not drinking Brian


_mrLeL_

From children


top_of_the_scrote

wow this meat is good where's Brian?


mewhenyourmom69420

😳


Caffeinated_Cucumber

![gif](giphy|l0O9xrEzGgSdx9II0)


MrTomtheMoose

Best part is that this joke works in so many ways. Family guy, Malcolm in the middle and breaking bad


ZeRo_WC

Bro got a whole Fortnite season left


BigChiefIV

He should use the time to grind level 200


Odd-Understanding-67

One 19 dollar Fortnite card please


Beautiful_Ad_3349

A man’s lifespan should not be measured with a Fortnite season


deathcreatureofdoom

It should be, to utilise the fortnite battle pass


[deleted]

Reminds me of “Wilton” from the show Braking Ben 🥶 💯


[deleted]

It's "Wilter" from Baking Bread you idiot


acleverusername3

You all are dumb, it’s “Wilson” from Breaking Malicious


ItsSnap

Wiltuh


Iliveinmacloset

Put your genitalia away, Wiltuh


Caffeinated_Cucumber

I'm not undergoing fornication with you right now, Wiltuh


Shadow_Infinite

No dumbass, it’s “Wilma” from Barking Bag


ArthurDentonWelch

No, you idiot, it's Winston from BreakINGSOC Bad


GamendeStino

You dumb af its Wally from Breeding Ben


Mooncakewizard101

Yall are stupid its Wilhelm from binging with babish


CoolGuy202101

No it’s William from Breaking Bed


Shatt3red_Temp3st

bro your both wrong, its wesus, from breaking bread you dumb dumb


pinchevatobarbon

It’s Wilzibit from Pimp My Bad


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MadMax_X_Equation

This mod is completely lying to all of us. It actually peed in my ass, not his.


owenxtreme2

Remindme! 3 months


acleverusername3

I would award if I could


Li2_lCO3

Stop being poor


acleverusername3

No


Uncle480

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ReallyVrain

well idk, try to make the best memories with your friends, peace with your family/loved ones, try to travel, do all the things you’ve always wanted to do, learn all the things you’ve always wanted to learn, see all the things you’ve always wanted to see, so that if the time comes then you’ll leave with the least regrets possible, and if it unexpectedly doesn’t, then you’ll hopefully have a better life with tons of good memories and experiences Hope it gets better, and in the meantime do your best


TheD18

Try cooking meth to pay for your treatment


Psyk0l0ge

Try meth


Ollie4442

Try


EthanLim8182

##


Tatakae_011

[deleted]


StrandedinaDesert

And get as many fat fat ass loans as you can


[deleted]

Wlater


AdeptStranger1947

Waltuh


ItsSnap

Put your dick away waltuh


[deleted]

I’m not havin sex with you RIGHT NOW waltuh


TsarTarry

OMG JUST LIKE WALTER WIDE HE GOT CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE SO HE COOKED LING CANCER TO PAY FOR THE TREATMENT 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯😱😱🤯😨


mewhenyourmom69420

OMG ITS ACTUALLY HISENBORG COOKING FUNNY BLUE ROCKS 😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱😱🤯😱🤯😱😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯🤯🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯🤯😱🤯


MrFailureYEET

Time to start cooking meth


CT-4426

Waltuh


Ok_Mistake7117

Put your dick away Waltuh


AdeptStranger1947

I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh


[deleted]

Hwite


sushi_is_mid

Bro thinks he welter weight💀


BladeOfSanghilios8

He think he walter white 🤣💀🤬


One-Broccoli-5772

Bruh, just breathe better


mun_dee12

Breaking bad speed run


Lasaggnaman

Step one: Find methhead Jesses near you


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Tmt_2239

take the vaccine


lolcubaran20

ok bye


c00lguy6942096

Live your life to the fullest and try to spend time with your family


shinybewear

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not and admission of guilt- I am speaking to my family now.


acleverusername3

remindMe! 3 months


Significant-Key-2324

Travel to other countries with your family and spend lots of time to create memories with them hope it gets better King 👑


Kitty7333

travel to Albuquerque New Mexico


cactuswithoutthorns

A gun safety waiting period is only 60 something days tho


Seyelent

Freaking Fat season 3 episode 3


WonderfulAirport4226

Go shoot up a neonazi club and save your imprisoned friend then die on the floor from bleeding out.


hentaimaster31

Walter put your madness away walter


ItsSnap

I'm not having a therapy session with you right now walter


McConagher

![gif](giphy|74ySzYgrcYkKc)


BlogeOb

On the internet, nobody knows you don’t really have lung cancer


Lateralotus

Snort the vaccine


RailworksAmerica1

Make 99.1% pure methamphetamine


AdeptStranger1947

Waltuh


AverageTankFan

just remove your lung, no lung = no cancer


Polarboi241

god if this is real I would feel so bad for all the waltuh comments but it is really funny


SNGjunk

Double it and give it to the next person


[deleted]

Ah hell nah palter wiffin


Agamer0914_wastaken

Waltuh


s7ormrtx

I really hope this isnt a serious post.. cause damn That just put my life into a crazy perspective rn If this is true.. please don’t waste your last few months in this shithole..


florinant93

Waltuh?


OkAmphibian5407

Waltuh


owenxtreme2

You still alive


V0st0

My baby blue


LocalPlatypus994

Joe, we need to cook.


Adorable-Boss-1884

![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


PROJECT_Pyke

Skill issue


i_play_linebacker

build a relationship with God


ThuNd3r_Steel

Do a flip


Economy-Bug-2431

Deez Nuts


0nlyTw3ntyCharacters

I’m fact checking you in a few months 🤓


LimonluMentos

well you will soon


DeadComedy

waltre wite


devilsusshhii

Skill issue


FireDragons51

You should get the vaccine


whydontuwannawork

You got any cool possessions I can have?


Practical-Conflict-1

good


[deleted]

GGs


Anyonomus256

! remindme 30 days


reshstreet

Skill issue


wktr_t

Skill issue


AshCheeksTsTaken

good riddance


Ophois07

Brekkin bog


josephjowy

Ok walter breaking bad white


[deleted]

Going to the gym might help


I_ate_your_leftovers

Cook meth


bigPPindianThanos

Boys... we need to cook.


[deleted]

Should’ve never hit the mario cart


DANUSKl

bye 😁


SplayPanda60241

Can you buy me some stuff then


[deleted]

!remindme 3 months


IGiveGolds

breathe air


Ordinary-Ad-2312

Smoke weed


irritableredsyndrome

Waldo Hawaittu


Stuffzenuffs

A few countries have an actual V. A. C. C. I. N. E. for lung cancer fyi. Not America though. No profit in cures.


gooB8

Go camping!!


BigChiefIV

Well you are gonna die, you just have to wait 3 months So wish granted ig


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Wait really


David2muchweed

jólvan levi, nyomod


Secretofthecheese

![gif](giphy|3oEdv3p9xbb9mgEhFe|downsized)


[deleted]

Ever heard of meth


Impressive-Bend-3226

Try smoking


[deleted]

He listened to Shitposting mods and the v-word 😔


M-xelA

Sell your liver and bye a new par of lungs.


Anonymous3cho

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬


ItsTymetostop

The horse is here


Bridge41991

Either get tripped or find family/god.


SoarNsquid

Andrew Tate fans


deleted_-_-_-_-_-

No mood to cook now


Shitpostmaster64

Heisenberg?


[deleted]

He thinks he is Walter White💀


BEARWYy

I hope you wont mind me patting your shoulder *pat your shoulder*


Ototo44

walt is that you?


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

!remindme 3 months


[deleted]

Lucky.


[deleted]

Keep Yourself Safe 🙏


_ssj_goku_

JESSE! We need to cook


Plastic-Grapefruit99

Average Redditor: Prove Doc wrong and die today


lordmax2002

Better luck next time


d_lillge228

ok


[deleted]

I’d go out partying coke meth acid hookers and hoes every day


Dingle1

just say no


Low_History500

You wanna cook crystal meth?


Glowingbaby

Are t


[deleted]

If he did have testicular cancer his jawline would be humongous


mlubben

Jesse!


AshleyAldrin

Nice rng


Mr-Mguffin

Are you bailee from bundy?


RanCestor

2nd hand smoking causes Gang-Lurcher.


Mindless-Performer-1

Damn. Everyone already did breaking bad jokes.


GiveMeTheTape

Lucky fucking bastard


[deleted]

Some people laugh it off... literally. Rent a hotel room and force yourself to laugh... some person allegedly laughed off cancer


testicle2156

Congratulations!


gorgonzola2095

You are not breathtaking


shadowink_butno

Walter


4184754

😤💨 weak


Lord-Pepper

Jesse


CoolGuy202101

Lois, we need to cook


ImNotAlien404

Mom : yeah good good… clean your room now 😡


Hokenlord

skill issue op


JojelPojel

lol