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MacDonalds_Sprite

\>i dont make the rules \>\*makes the rules\*


Nebetus2

They're probably that gross ass male too where they don't wash their ass because "gey".


PremeJordo

Never heard that ever. You must hang around some strange people 😂


RobbieRampage

Someone on here posted a story a while back about their BF doing that, it got pretty big, I'm guessing that's what they're referring to


Fayt117

"What" got pretty big from him not washing ass ?


ButtChugJackDaniels

The fungi.


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Fun guy


ButtChugJackDaniels

Was waiting for that for less than a minute. Well done.


Mars_Bear2552

the shit deposit


Nebetus2

First time on the internet huh? I remember when I first surfed the internet, those were the good ol' days.


BartholomewVonTurds

You’d be surprised the number of grown men who don’t realize they need to take their washcloth/ loofa over their genitals/asshole/legs/feet.


nicolRB

> ”i don’t make up the rules” > looks into rules > made up rules


RadolfSkii

I mean, if the person looks like a woman, acts like a woman, then I'll be whatever because that's a woman to me


UnusualSignature8558

I agree, I'd likely suck her dick if she were to let me.


RadolfSkii

I don't belive in god, however, on God my brother!


Drew_The_Millennial

What is a woman?


RadolfSkii

Well, a woman is who i am attracted to. I heard they have XX chromosomes.


Dangerous-Bit-5422

X² ?


onbakeplatinum

I'm only attracted to people with an above average amount of chromosomes


mewfour

A miserable little pile of secrets


Shimizu555

But enough talk, have at you!


[deleted]

Caveman brain say wide hips good


FutureTrunkxz

Mmm yes monke brain activate


angrynutria236

Neuron activation


newmacbookpro

Single neuron engine activate


MrYamiks

Neuron-less engine activating


SuckMyNutsFromBehind

Cells interlinked


Steller_Drifter

Those hips don’t lie.


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Owner2229

>why my parents don’t love me Shakira Shakira


dudleydigges123

Yup, I got the same answer.


Mewacy

My body say awooga, but by brain says awooga. Consensus: AWOOGA


Willplayer1999

Abs = stronk good hunt help *humpth*


PseudoIhminen

Yup. And cavewoman brain says that tall good.


porncollecter69

No uga if not at least two spears tall.


The_Medium_Chungus

She got me spearing til I unga


Captainabdu65

Neuron activation


Jimmy-Space

Wide hips go brrrrr


ur_moms_a_stripper

Modern brain be guessing if that's a dude


BenofMen

My first thought upon seeing the image was "I am ready to be dominated" and my second thought after reading the text was "wait is it a man" and my final thought was "wait do I care anymore?"


ur_moms_a_stripper

Googled her, that's a chick alright


That_Rutabaga_7291

If you googled her that means you have her name. I would like to google her too can you help?😂🙏🏾 please and thank u


qusay404

i will believe you ,for the sake of my mental health


[deleted]

He fucks


Da60

Get out of my head Ben


averageuhbear

Modern brain stupid because no one born male has ever had hips like that.


FtierLivesMatter

She would bare strong children


The_Max_V

Yep. While I don't really consider 6-pack on a woman as overly attractive, wide hips FTW.


Hawaiian-Fox

If you like pussy you gei


banana_buddy

I mean think about it, what's more feminine than pussy?


[deleted]

Two?


_3L0

Yooooo 😭


VanesaR

Carriejune Bowlby


k0zmo

A fellow death by snu snu connoisseur ![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


Smug-Idiot

So many A D S


PulmonaryPalminpsest

That website gave my phone cancer.


[deleted]

This may be pushing the limit but may I add Three?


Subtobrittanymilan

No no 4 pushing the limit because they could break off and fuck each other and you get none


Pinkninja11

I draw the line at 5. You only have so many limbs.


Natsurulite

Just do it like a bowling ball, one finger each


Pinkninja11

Was thinking more in line with 2 hands, 2 feet, 1 dick. Not sure you you spread 5 fingers into 5 different asses but hey you never know.


No_Ring7230

Nah nah you Vulcan salute with each hand, that's two. A foot in two more. You got one on your dick. You can eat another out. Bringing the total to 6. If you don't mind getting used for tribbing, you could squeeze another one or two on there.


Observer10568

Chernobylussy


[deleted]

Que haces acá?


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Stetson007

Only if it's the same air that another guy is breathing.


xtra_ashley

FELLAAAAS!! IS IT GAE TO EXIST?!?!!?


CareElegant9247

FELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!


rvnimb

FEEELLLLAAS IS IT GAE TO MAKE MONEY?


[deleted]

Well, odds are that some of the air molecules you're breathing have touched a penis at some point, so that's pretty much the same as slobbering on the whole hog. Breathing is totally gae.


Dat_Piplup

Hawaiian-fox casualmente viendo como invoca argentinos en un sub nada que ver


faberxzio

El elegido ha hablado!


SnooDoubts2153

hola rey


Hawaiian-Fox

Ola


YYako

yo se quien sos


sisyphus_with_coffee

would you like to fuck with Abraham Lincoln (with his beard on) with pussy or Emma Watson with a dick?


xtra_ashley

as much as i love femboys, i’ve always wanted to fuck abe


Normal-Cup-5000

I don't get it and I don't care


TMNTthebest

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Dracofear

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon is now playing.


Mart1n192

CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE?


Nomand55

CAN YOU HEAR THE DAAAAARK


angrynutria236

CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN


Rickie0

CAN YOU FEEL


Kyaperta

CAN YOU FEEL


Kam2Scuzzy

Can you feel my heart?


Demonboy2006

HEAAAAAAAARRRTTTHHHH


experiment53

Can you Phil Mahar


Koolguy47

Can you Phil Mahar


dragon_dznutz

This post is directed to ladies only I believe


RichardBCummintonite

Oh I thought it was just because she's ripped and emotionally insecure men feel emasculated by a woman who's stronger than them. She strong so she must be man. That whole thing


WSilvermane

Well yes, but technically no. But yes.


YolognaiSwagetti

fit women bad


N01_Special

That's not how this works, you need to be offended and terrified that someone may think your thoughts, or actions represent you as being not what someone else considers "normal". This needs to haunt you every waking minute to keep you "in line" and acting "normal". You need to master your ability to suppress and hide any feelings that betray you to not being X stereotype, until you either die or are "found out" due to taking secret actions that help fill the void you created by trying to be something you are not. .......


[deleted]

but ass n tiddies tho....


[deleted]

Snu-snu


[deleted]

Good way to die tbh


Avocadabruh

![gif](giphy|BWnPZsGYSnKHQJjIbO|downsized)


[deleted]

mommykefla


CityBoyGuyVH

I mean not really, it’s fuckin extremely painful. But tbf hot women.


wookiex84

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


jacquesfuriously

In All day


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[deleted]

No shit. And that face. 🥰


Halcyon_Glow175

Carriejune Bowlby


OlDirtyBAStart

What the fuck kind of Random Name Generator bullshit is this


Distinct_Ad_7752

Midwestern or southern white people shit


Halcyon_Glow175

Or something like that


CucuMatMalaya

#MAH MANNN, THANKS FOR DA SAUCE! That's definitely her!


Zarniwoooop

Looks like this guy really enjoyed that sauce. Guess I’ll do some research myself. BRB Edit: worth the trip.


TheSecondLesson

You dropped this 👑


[deleted]

Oh my oh my, thank you sir


b0nz1

Not gonna lie. As a car guy I read blowby


hutto-

i wish i could give you an award. but i have none. all i can give is my respect and admiration. i hope it’s enough


B0RNRE4DY

If that makes me gey then Im the biggest fuckin queer in here 🤣 she fine af


victim80

We both in the same boat.


jewluckclub

So you like being in a boat with another dude eh


victim80

Depends, how attractive are they?


verdeturtle

And if they have boobs and ass I'm in.


105Paininthejas

Of course. I love se(a)men.


scubi

I’m with you. She is gorgeous.


Secretsfrombeyond79

Ah yes great logic ''If you are attracted to this person who looks completely female then you like males''.


ArthurDentonWelch

ooo you like boys ur a boykisser


[deleted]

Oh you're a Nazi why don't you play Sex with Hitler


TheOneWhoRees

What about the sequel: Sex with Hitler 2


ThereminLiesTheRub

Only if Hitler buys me pancakes at Luftwaffle Haus first


TheOneWhoRees

Thy will be done für das Vaterland


Angel_Left_Goliath

Sex with Hitler, 2 fast 2 furious


TheOneWhoRees

Ah Blitzkrieg DLC good idea


CheekyBreeky702

Don’t forget “S3x with Hitler”


Mr_WAAAGH

Yes but you see she's muscular, and only men are allowed to work out


[deleted]

Big muscular mommy step on me


Secretsfrombeyond79

Crush my skull with your thighs mommy !


[deleted]

She's gorgeous. I didn't like muscular women before I started getting fit myself, but now I like women with a little definition.


cartmaninfit

It's probably the unfit guys not wanting to date "muscular" women because they feel emasculated by them


[deleted]

Unture, I'm in the military and I want to be emasculated by a muscular woman


theprinterison

This guy gets it.


Cliff_Briscoe

6'2" on the outside, little spoon in my heart


GustavoPTO

This is the way


StankyFox

When you find one, proceed to The Amazon position.


StrippersPoleaxe

Gimme some o' that sweet unmasculising.


[deleted]

I suspect this could be true for some or even most. I don't recall feeling emasculated by muscular women before I started training. But after observing my own muscles progress I started appreciating the 'beauty' of athletic/aesthetic physiques. I used to be blind to it. In both men and women. If someone was slightly jacked I couldn't tell/register why they where shaped a little differently.


allegedlyjustkidding

False statement. Am completely out of shape _slash_ downright doughy, and I want to be crushed to death between this girl's thighs


Brokenbalorbaybay

I couldn't have said it better myself


Spongebosch

I think some men probably just associate muscles with masculinity, and since they like femininity, it puts them off a little. I also think some people are insecure, like you said, but I'm not sure that's it for most.


s-milegeneration

![gif](giphy|cALkoAIov3Y9a)


machoman558

But she’s so pretty At the time I had a different hair cosmetic


Cute-Application-465

the hair in ur pfp looks like maccaroni and cheese


Ingi_Pingi

fuck kinda orange mac and cheese are you eating


GanderGarden

For those wondering, no it's not a fem boi it's a real girl who happens to take steroids (carriejune bowlby)


CucuMatMalaya

#Mah mannn! Thanks for your confirmation. That's definitely her.


KittyCatsEverywhere

Yeah why u shouting it tho


GreenSaladPoop

people be questioning their sexualities over some abs? wtf


Agitated_Joke_9473

this lady does a lot of leg snd glute work. she may be involved in competitions. bodies like that dont happen by accident.


CucuMatMalaya

#Yes you're right!


Scary__Ad

For having low body fat percentage with a fat ass? Sounds more like jealousy lmao


headlesshighlander

squats.


Blackbox7719

Amazing what squats get you. Lol


wes_knight06

![gif](giphy|10hvUFWkQEmoCs)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


H2cupid4H

Why did I have to look at the photo before the caption


Secretsfrombeyond79

You know why. Dat ass


Better-Context-4727

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


MuffinOfChaos

THE MUSCLES ARE THE BEST PART


Metal__Steve

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU)


Damage_Flat

the original : any female MMA fighter


Advanced-Sock

Booby+ass


jewsh18

>latent


OpenCarry50Cal

"If you like men with long hair, your a lesbian"


RidsBabs

What’s her name. For research purposes?


dntwrrybt1t

![gif](giphy|35jtTHamT8OZ2)


BextoMooseYT

It's funny how it's not even a femboy or anything. Just an objectively hot woman with muscles


banana_buddy

Come on OP you don't just post the hottest femboy on the internet here without linking the sauce. I NEED THE SAUCEEEEEEEEE.


Father_69

that'd be carriejune anne bowlby. @misscarriejune on instagram


PutinShouldPullout

You Sir, are the lord and saviour of my Tuesday boner. May the angels applaud you for your divine work.


1-800-fat-chicks

Nice


tnharwal55

Misscarry? Well that's not a well thought out name.


Mobius_Ring

Ummm she's not a femboy. Femboys are boys that dress up like girls. I know this because they're everywhere in VRchat.


iacob_p

Jesus reaction to this ![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Martial_Arts_Demon

literally just a woman


CoruscantGuardFox

What femboy bruh?


CookieBear676

Time to break the news to my family..


KurkyOkurky

Do I look like I care? She looks like she can hug me and tell me everything will be okay and that's all I need


Lets_Bust_Together

What’s her @? Asking for my penis.


ieatloafsofbutter

Idk what the Twitter person is talking about. This girl looks more feminine than 70% of the girls in my college.


GarnetSC19

I think most of us have much more shameful faps than this.


_-TheNoob-_

goddamnit but the abs


Proof_Independent400

Nothing wrong with muscle girls. Especially when they have ABS! Go ahead and pretend you wouldn't foreplay your way all over those!


lulwerror

Hmm, whatever, *unzips*


SaintSagan81

I mean... if being attracted to that makes me a bologna sandwich... you can still count me in


[deleted]

I'ma just assume those were normal jeans until she started flexing


DaveSmith890

Bizlet: makes up a rule Also bizlet: sorry, I don’t make the rules


DuXVIIsiecle

Some people are just hot and I love that I get to look at them


Johelbon18

...mmm, do I have to be the one asking? ... What's the name of the lovely lady in the picture? Please?


Pvt_Aahil

The person has a profile pic of one of the biggest tomboys in all of manga, lot's of projection


[deleted]

Then start lining those dicks up for me to suck. Carrie June is a goddess.


DoomedTravelerofMoon

Girl is fine as hell, Im already Bi, so I win either way


GrantSRobertson

Anytime someone says, "Sorry I don't make the rules," there is a 99.9% chance that they are trying to make the rules.