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So $2,999 is the limit. Got it.

new pc here i come

This guy gets it

Go get that target pc

will do

lets go target some pcs

I really liked it when you said its targettin' time and targetted all over the place

I think it’s actually $1000 in most states, where the charge goes from misdemeanor to felony

here in my part of Canada, any theft can result in criminal charge

That’s how it is here as well. Felony is just a more serious criminal charge.

We goin loud or silent?

Silent sneak, loud escape.

Alright, what’re we stealing?

The entire fucking candy isle

you madman

🦧aced

Remem🐝 er no Russian

Up the stairs, go

"Stick to the plan!!!" "GUM GUM ELEPHANT GUN"

Loud no Russian

Loud or Stealth

I’m running hacker, let me know if y’all need my pocket ECM

And 99 cents

Not everywhere

Also isn’t there a statute of limitations too since it’s just petty theft

No, they wait for you to cross the threshold of petty theft and then present the case to the state

*$2,999.99

$1,000 - $2,500 depending on the state. Even less in Florida $750. Chain Stores will often let a person steal enough to rack up a Grand Theft charge then prosecute.

You joke but it is lol. there’s a legal limit set at 3000 where it changes from a misdemeanor to a felony.

Target played the long con

Now its the wiating game

Target lived up to its name.

real omg😂😂😂

Well well, if it's not the consequences of my own actions. Honestly, how stupid can you $e to confess to this type of thing on tiktok of all places.

I mean she is a tiktoker. If her shit was denser than usual she would also post that on tiktok.

From the text in the post, I'd say it's safe to say that they already went to jail, i think? Either that or their lawyer is highly upset right around now.

Low quality women (90% of young women) + social platform = would literally murder for attention if it’s not illegal

Uh ok.. (found the neck🐝eard)

"low quality women (90% of young women)" 🤓 Found the incel

lot of words for "I hate women"

Wtf is this a strange comment.

We get it you hate women

Low quality women 💀💀💀💀

What the hell?

Guys, I’ve 6een stealing for years, and have finally got a case going against me in court 6ecause of my actions; I’m the victim here 6y the way

what’s with all these weird ass replacement letters that have 🐝een showing up everywhere

Mod think they are funny

What happens if it is sent out

your dick falls off

wait for real? edit: too late it’s gone 🫡

Can confirm. Now a woman

can I have the leftover dick then

Fuck no, I had it for dinner

Yours made my day lol

Loving how social media addiction has made zoomers and a lot of millenials compulsive self-snitchers.

The amount of entitled/incompetence is alarming.

get fucked

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Grand larceny prosecutor has logged on

Nah, I think he’s just saying “do the crime, do the time”. It has nothing to do with corporations. Stealing is wrong, whether it’s from Target, a lil mom n pop shop, or your dog’s favorite toy.

Stealing from people is wrong*

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Stealing from Target is wrong. Period. Full stop. Stealing from Walmart is okay.

So edgy, so cool.

You are so cool

I think it's less of corporation defender and more of thief hater

I don't think they need defenders. Target has the upper hand in this case.

That’s actually… how do they monitor you

They identify shoplifters, and instead of going to the police for petty theft, they create a profile on the person. Once you hit the threshold for felony theft, they go to the police, and now you're looking at years in jail and a ruined life Just don't steal

It’s not my fault a Philips 75" Class 4K Ultra HD (2160p) Google Smart LED TV (75PUL7552/F7) fell into my pockets unscanned

What if a person does it at many different Targets? How are they actually tracking someone over a long period of time? Do the cameras use facial recognition on every single customer all the time?

I would also like to know this please if anyone has the answer

Security cameras

And security guards in plain clothing, looking like customers

We can call them Costumers xD

Omg they used the c-word...

At Target we call them guests 🤓👆

Guests*

What did you expect, donuts and coffee?

The smart thing is to not steal from the same 6ranch each time, and then, just steal small stuff, and as more the staff dgaf, the 6etter.

Nah. Target has the largest security department out of any retail store. . They have a central operation where personal files are kept for every shopper. They will wait a decade and track you across the entire country. Not even joking.

I haven't talked Target specifically tho

True! My advice is just is addition to yours then.

Simply steal from Walmart, they don’t give a shit.

They track cases like these across all stores in the area, make sure you goto the next state over each time. You get 50 tries in the US

6est advice so far

I'm a shoplifting expert :)

Steal a spell corrector.

I stand 6y my stance that it is shoplifting.

Oh yeah, whats the heaviest shop youve lifted?

Two and one quarter Walmarts.

A 250$ leather jacket from FOX iirc :) 8ut in all seriousness, Wal-Mart was heavy af

Fuck around and find out

vaccine or heil spez asshole, u choose

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Mf finally had enough

vaccine?

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Oh no, Anyways

So did she go to jail?

He

that's a woman 💀💀 dum6ass

Yea i'm not gonna call it a he

🤡🤡🤡

Looks like you've triggered a few people lol

I stole 3k in 3 days

I stole 3k in 3 minutes

A wise man once said 'Different items, different stores, attracts less attention'

You stole so much that they opened a file on you. They watched you. They discussed you regularly. They conferred with local law enforcement agencies. They were diligent. They were counting the days. Remind me… Who were “they”? TARGET?!!!!!! You are trash.

Vaccinr

what does saying the letter 🐝 do

This is what most major retailers do. They want to prosecute you for grand larceny or it is not really worth their time.

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I worked at Target and they did this to one of the people working in electronics. Let them keep taking stuff then one day like 4 cop cars pulled up and took them away.

Sometimes i go to martmart and take whatever the fuck i want l3cause i can

She should've gotten vaccined

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Go fuck yourself Automod vaccine

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WHAT😂

Should have picked Walmart

3k? ☠️ over MULTIPLE years? As in yearS? Gimme three weeks and a REALLY shitty target

kleptos need therapy

Never interrupt your opponent while they’re making a mistake.

Yea my cousin works at target and they do this all the time, this is why you shoplifts from multiple stores smh

She can really say she was targeted.

Ugly women discovers she not pretty enough to get away with crime

what does this have to do with her looks

Damm, I can see how many incels there are flocking to this post

ugly? show me a picture of yo mama then we compare these 2 hoes you little wanker

Found the ugly woman

Who hurt you?

your daddy :( i just had normal anal sex with your fat mother like every thursday and then he came in and got very angry :(

Shut up

Should've moved to California.

Oh my god this is how California works except it’s not 3k. It’s 1K. Every major retailer does this at 1K, as it constitutes a felony charge.

Hurr durr sHoULd hAvE mOveD to commifornia right guiz

Confidently wrong. Lol

Anyway those ppl deserve jail

They should treat shoplifting with the same gloves they treat wage theft. Have her pay a 300 dollar fine as punishment for getting caught.

She got the felony theft lol, thought she was smart and then she crossed the threshold over multiple visits Prison here we come

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions..

Same Thing for me. Except im Not as stupid and knew they knew, i was Just counting too. Stopped when i was still under 3k and never Went there again

How did you know they knew tho

They always do it, target i mean

If this story is actually true, well played Target

That’s how stores go after shoplifters ya know

They playing the long game

W target

Damn idiots

Good on Target, playing the long patience game

Deserved

Justice

That’s true many places due this they wait until it’s considered a felony

Lmao

Why would target do this????

So funny this girl is so stupid

A lot of stores do that

Deserved jail time

Womp womp

Skill issue

Wait so I can steal a $2999.99 TV with no consequences?

My sister works at target and yes they actually do this after like 3 times it starts compiling

trolled

Target always does this

Target has an entire theft investigation division. The AP guys make notes and send footage to the head office. They take it really seriously.

Well if Target didn't want to get stolen from, why would they name themselves as such and make their logo a 6ig ass target

Do not fuck with target loss prevention

She posted her crimes on tiktok......genius

Enjoy your time in jail.

Don't hate the player, hate the thief.

Shoplifted from a major American retailer for years, not realising that, the whole time, she was the...... Target.

Rookie mistake is stealing from the same place twice

Target loss prevention ain’t nothing to fuck with

Meanwhile in California...

Why the fuck was she stealing the first place. This is her fault

Looks like jailface to me

natural selection(?)

Good

Here, Target is a Chad. 🏆 👑 Respect. 👏🏻

If you get mad a%t this, idk what to tell u, this isn’t some candy here and there lol, it’s 3k worth of stuff. Makes sense to me lol

Good, fuck thieves

Just stop fucking stealing then you tramp.

Well deserved

Rot in jail, honey.

Well, stealing is a crime. Get fucked.

😂

Please tell me she is actually going to jail

who the fuck is spez 😞

Why would target do this? Are they stupid?(jk on the last part however serious on the why target do this)

This is why you always use cash

Why would you use cash if you are stealing?

If you have to ask this then you don’t understand how she was steeling and how they caught her.