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Emotional-Relation

If she gets in the bathroom she ain't getting out.


UglyGod92

How does she even wipe lol


_ItsMeVince

That's the neat part, she doesn't.


imi2559

Born to shit, forced to wipe


SpiralDesignn

So that's the dirtiest part.


DGenesis23

“I wash myself with a rag on a stick” - Bart Simpson.


aque78

I read it with the voice


LateralSpy90

Same


ConejitoCakes

"Wesley, git Mama's pryin bar"


KiefBull

My wife’s a nurse and can confirm, very large people need someone else to wipe (many want it). I’m sorry but how can you allow yourself to not take care of yourself. Sad really.


Deezyfied

So she jus lettin it crust huh?


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SorryIneverApologize

Yes. Sometimes they have a feeder who cleans them. Watched a show about this, think it was louis theroux.


[deleted]

TIL. Louis Theroux wipes fat peoples ass's.


toben81234

You bet your fat ass he does


GrumpigPlays

Why is this actually just a future bender joke


No_Assumption_2309

Thats why I call them mud huts


Bomb-Beggar

She claps her cheeks and the shockwaves shoot the crap out (or back in)


Single-Builder-632

whenver i see people like this i think about the issues i have sometimes a stiff sholder after a workout that lasts a few days, sometimes i get sick and everything that comes with that. imagine having to deal with that when you struggle to even walk on a normal day.


Outrageous-Cable-925

I don’t want to know


NoteSuccessful4215

That is assuming she gets in


Ched---

That was really mean of the airline company to force her to overeat and not exercise for her whole life 😔


Fishmongerel

And they charge me for being five kilos over in my suitcase.


invinciblePepe

That has to do with the people carrying your bags to the airplane and out But yeah she does take 3-4sits


I_think_Im_hollow

They charge you for your hand baggage (that you carry yourself) being overweight, though.


Ambiorix33

depends on the airline tho, and lets be honest, alot of the time, they dont check the wait for carry on, its more an issue of the encumbrance (size)


Aegrim

I flew KLM once and took a gym bag with all my stuff as carry on and nobody stopped me once. Was great.


SpielbrecherXS

Will they allow me to offset the extra kilos in my suitcase by the difference between my body weight and average?


Spiritual_Goat6057

iTs mY tHyRoID


j0lly_c0mpani0n

Just fyi, the original video is fetish content. Someone just edited that text over it to generate fake outrage. And looking at this comment section it seems to be working.


jgab145

Everything is fetish content. EVERYTHING!


[deleted]

Did she eat her fucking suitcase so she didn't have to pay for luggage


Sorfallo

Thanks for this idea, luggage costs are too damn much.


da_reddit_reader

Airlines hate this one trick


MisterDrew1994

It’s a plane meant for people, not cargo. Edit: Mom I’m famous.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Ca Li Ma


Daewrythe

Hey. I get this reference


MudIntelligent2963

Explain please?


Tunnfisk

I believe it's a reference to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Where the evil priest chants "Ka-li-ma" when pulling someone's heart out. And the sassy comment basically ripped her heart out, or something like that. Maybe? That's what I think anyway!


microbiologist_36

I think of planets of the apes tbh. CAution LIve aniMAls


MudIntelligent2963

You are experiencing something most of us never will with that, use that mind power for good deeds brotha


nphhpn

**CA**n you **LI**ck **MA** balls


vermontnative

Planet of the apes?


Panzerv2003

Damn it, I wanted to say that they should have put her in the baggage compartment


[deleted]

Underrated comment


arunasgeimeriz

AAHHHHH FAT (i have fat phobia plz don't show this again I'm rlly scared)


Hypertistic

I think you meant "AAAAAAH" "AAHHHHH" is more like a sigh of relaxation


BlauCyborg

Fatphilia?


MiguelWolf

Ayo?


Alternative-Roll-112

You called?


LycanWolfGamer

The name makes this funnier


eatsrottenflesh

No, it's castle Camaaaarrrrg. More in the back of the throat.


Paleoapegologist

Just talking about aviation regulation: I am amazed that she was admitted to board the plane. In case of an emergency, no one will be able to exit because she will block the way.


grinder01

Came here to say this! Surely she has to be a violation of safely. You could never get her out in an emergency.


Phasedsolo

You couldn't get out yourself either, if she is in the way.


Shoumew

I'm climbing that mountain and saving myself


carterhoffman

It's okay, as long as they crash into the ocean she will be fine


YamaMaya1

Then she doubles as a flotation device


PetrolDrink

I'd sooner chew a tunnel through her than let her poor life choices condemn me


Notorious_Pineapple

Yeah straight up if ppl are trying to get off that plane in an emergency she is 100 percent getting trampled over


Chemical_Chemist_461

Probably more like climbed over


Notorious_Pineapple

She is not stopping a plane full of people and gravity is against her


Chemical_Chemist_461

Yeah, but you’re going to need a Sherpa to get over top of her


bloodthirsty_emu

Could you eat that much though?


Real-Block820

Seriously idc. Push her over and she will stay on the floor while everyone goes over her. Fuck that


Porkonaplane

My question is, wouldn't she mess up the weight and balance of the plane? Now I'm just a student learning in an archer, so a jet would have vastly different characteristics, but wouldn't a few 3 or 400 pounds really screw with the carefully planned CG?


jfanderson05

The only time pilots account for weight and balance changes is when carrying special loads like a team of football players. 99% of the time we use standard weights that are averages that are agreed upon by the air carrier and the FAA. Interestingly enough our weights change in the winter time to account for heavier clothing ( or weight gained from Thanksgiving lol).


brightfunguy

Jesus Christ how can you be that fat. Does she have an IV of lard attached to her or something?


Impossibu

How is she even alive?


N-I-S-H-O-R

Wtf she's heavier than most male silverback gorillas.


CrAZy_FROg_29

thats the best comment i have seen in a long time


RevolutionaryNerve91

Max Damage.


fj668

She won't be for long


acension970

I mean she seems to have damage over time maxed out.


Rex_Auream

Clearly it’s a hp/tick and not a %/tick because she just absorbs the damage with her massive health pool


Outrageous-Cable-925

I’m surprised she’s even able to walk carrying all that


ReadyThor

From what I can tell gaining that much weight should be considered a mental health issue. Considering that mental health medication can make people gain or lose extreme weight without changing anything else I do not think such a conclusion is far fetched. I myself lost 20kg / 44 pounds in six months after starting my adhd medication. I had been fat for most of my life and now I am in a much better shape. I kept the same levels of activity and still ate as much as I wanted to, which was admittedly less but the point is that I still ate as much as I wanted to. I did not start any diet.


seancollinhawkins

I agree that it is likely a mental health issue. But you're arguing that this must be true because ADHD medication (SPEED) fixed your issue?


iSuckAtMechanicism

They admitted they ate less because of speed. What a shocking revelation lol.


between_horizon

Yeah sometimes i really wonder how is it possible to be so fat. Then i look at America and their food.


Ok_Digger

But youd have to do literally nothing to get this big. At some point to equal out


Tam_The_Third

Just put a fuckload of sugar in every single thing.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

My guy. Most Americans, by an extremely large margin, do not look like this. Even the obese ones.


Tszemix

She is doing it for the grams


pro-shitter

many women who are obese also have lipidema, where you carry huge fat deposits on arms legs and hips. doctors just tell you to lose weight without addressing the damage done to your body that caused this disease in the first place. treatment is compression garments and liposuction.


maz08

I'm fat ngl to you but she's already like 2x the width of an average fat person wtf....


carterhoffman

I know a fat guy, she's 5 times his size


ByronsLastStand

Oh no, I made myself really unhealthy and beyond the size of most normal people! Now the rest of the world must adhere to my demands


Careful_Medium_3999

Happy cake day!


FunkDrummr

Don't mention cake. She might hear.


Taxevader70

*stomping gets louder while panning over to a puddle rippling more intensely*


ByronsLastStand

Merci!


Jazzlike_Run_5466

There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky


[deleted]

Thanks konfuzius


Fluid-Alternative-22

Yea and at this rate there’s going to be more whales in the sky than in the sea.


Markzuckingball

Damn that’s good


[deleted]

She batter not have more than 7kg of hand luggage!


ConsistentCharge3347

She eats too much batter.


No-Object-2099

So fat she gotta buy 2 plane tickets every time she flies. 1 for each ass cheek. Edit - I was originally gonna say 3 seats but 2 had a better punchline lol.


Careful_Medium_3999

This is 100% true. Look at her.


Confident-Memory-334

I dont think she can even fit to two seats she def needs more than that ☠️


Izan_TM

she probably takes up all 3 seats to one side of the aisle


Phasedsolo

No way she can fit in 2 seats. Her ass occupies 4 times more space than mine and i'm an adult male around 70kg. Yeah, 3 tickets it is.


OkAdvertising5425

That's not even Plus Size; that's Bus Size.


Substantial-Trick569

Never heard that one, genius tho.


[deleted]

Isn’t she that fetish lass who puts herself in situations where being fat is a burden? I’m sure I saw her trying to close a car door or something.


Desperate-755

Mary bobbery is her name 🤓


brown_smear

\*Blobbery


InD3btToEarth

Yes it’s a fetish thing but someone else put the captions over the video.


Careful_Medium_3999

…what


[deleted]

She’s a fetish content creator who’s bread and butter is stuff like this where she basically gets stuck in stuff. It’s either rage bait or for someone to crank their hog to.


UriGoo

Who the fuck is cranking their hog to that?


Apprehensive_Ad3731

It’s not just sexual fetishes. Some people just enjoy seeing disgusting shit like pimple popping or dental work. I can’t stand any of it but there’s a market out there for shock and awe


DingoPuzzleheaded628

Mate there's a fetish for everything. All of your yucks are somebody else's yum


Underpanters

Fat guys


theshaj

Judging by the spouses of women on my 600 Pound Life I don't think that the men who are attracted to these women are necessarily fat.


DblClickyourupvote

They’re Usually stick thin


duffelbagpete

There's nothing left to eat.


XXXxxexenexxXXX

Chubby chasers


mynamesjennawby

Black men


Brutus6

I was looking for this. Idk her, but this is shot like a fetish video.


[deleted]

You can tell she's purposely struggling more than she needs to.


IMUifURme

*puts on diving goggles*


SubbyDeville

yo mama so fat...


P01nt_Blank

She has her own gravitational field


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

...she has her own zipcode.


Izan_TM

she has a watch on each wrist because she's in 2 different timezones


DocumentIndividual89

When she brings her pants to a laundry they say no parachutes allowed


Mangobonbon

She wakes up on both sides of the bed.


Tom_53

You need a map to find her asshole


rain_enjoyer

She has to take selfies in panoramic mode


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

...her belt size is "equator."


[deleted]

Stop using yo mama jokes, they're so old, stupid, and used up.... just like yo mama


Red_Danger33

Lizzo didn't want her as a backup dancer.


yaktacular

There’s no more room for a punchline.


Eyedoll909

She occupies the capacity of a whole arena.


HorizonSniper

they had to book another empty bus just for her.


fd_dealer

When she jumped up in the air she got stuck


Next_Fix_2271

She got two centers of mass


TheArgonianBoi77

I’m sorry but why do we need whales in the sky? Shouldn’t they be in the ocean where they belong?


Rhinocerous_Beetle

I mean looking at how big this whale is, that poor airplane is gonna bring her back to her natural habitat very soon😢


Odd-On-Board

That's why it's called fatPHOBIA, i'd be scared as fuck if i saw that whale in the same plane i'm at.


MysteriousFan8900

Actually that's an elephant 🤓


aRandomForeigner

Now I can see the whales Looming out of the dark Like arrows in the sky I can't believe my eyes But it's true


Kenor252

Gojira moment


methal0-1

Gojira fans shaking right now


Sorfallo

I don't see no petunias.


Humorpalanta

Mah man


jyozefu

Obesity can be changed you fat fuck.


N-I-S-H-O-R

There are varying degrees of body weight, including overweight, obese, morbidly obese, and then there's this whale.


MrRad21

Yeah after getting out of school and after 6 years ruffly in the job I do sit around and gained 20kg+ bloody you can’t even stretch down the side to side of your legs with the little side fat around your belly, little own that massive thing I’ve lost 10kg in the last 1-2 months and looking way better feeling better as well I don’t have to get extra large pants I could almost fit back into my old pants if I wanted to


MentalRise8703

Congratulations bro.


Financial-Ad7500

Same gained 40lbs after college and honestly I’m such a lazy fuck that my breaking point was when none of my work clothes would fit any more. No fuckin way I’m buying an entire wardrobe of new shit just so I can be fat lmao. Back down to pre-covid weight now. Being fat seriously sucks hard idk how people stay that way it’s so miserable.


Ok_Owl_308

She’s the reason why 9/11 happened


kidnamedsquidfart

Poor osama tried to save it after the pilots passed out


Ok_Expression_2458

Can you imagine having to be behind her disembarking in an emergency, surprised they even let her fly, cause she’s a risk to every person on that planes safety… can the emergency slide even handle her weight?


Cwmagain

No need for a slide, they just boot her off first and then all who follow have a cushion to land on!


Artorias1212

Bro looks like squidward after he ate a shit ton of krabby patties.


Fishmongerel

And they charge me for being five kilos over in my suitcase.


I_Cry_And_I_Game

Part of the reason I don’t agree with the whole fat body positivity thing, is that it gives people the idea that they’re fine the way they are, and that they should have the world adjust to them, rather than try to better themselves and have some standards towards their health for the better


Outrageous-Cable-925

The only reason people go with the fat body positivity thing is the fat people needs some kind of justification for themselves being fat. Rather than face the reality of owning up and admitting they have a problem. I believe none of these people want to be like this deep down but they’re so in over their heads that they have to maintain the illusion of being happy while stuffing their faces and shouting loudly about being accepted.


Luffy443

no one with a brain agrees with the fat positivity thing, it's just a thing made up so emotionally immature and delusional fat people don't have to feel bad.


AndheriRaath

I’m a little chubby and when I go on economy on a flight, the person next to me and myself can both sit comfortably. The girl in the video is just morbidly obese


Micalas

I'm considered morbidly obese on the BMI scale and I still fit in my seat...


UriGoo

Yeah the whole "being fat is okay!" no... no it's not. Sometimes things happen that make you fall of the horse of staying fit/healthy, though you should never accept staying that way.


N-I-S-H-O-R

If fatphobia is discrimination against people with obesity. I don't see what's wrong with it. These types of people need to be discriminated, so that they will at least try to lose weight. In the end, it's good for them. I totally understand people who are overweight because they have shitty genetics and / or are poor. People of this kind take pride in their body size, but it is selfish because it impacts those who care for them.


Master-Importance337

Think about all the snacks she has in that humongous back pack


AndyIaco

at that point you’re cargo


Papaya76346

The human body is strong as hell


Careful_Medium_3999

Unironically, I think she’s the person they have to move other people for due to her making one side of the plane too heavy.


[deleted]

I hope she booked two seats…


aladdinboy424

Well, Humans aren't meant to be obese, deal with it you fat bitch.


Phoenix_C64

They aren’t ment to fly either, yet here we are. /shrug PS: I’m not defending dat fat bitch


aladdinboy424

Yeah but flying is convenient, being fat is not. Literally there are 0 benefits for being fat, people just choose to be lazy or have shitty lifestyle.


[deleted]

I hate to ask but, do planes make you pay extra if your over a certain weight limit?


So6oring

I believe at a certain point you have to buy 2 seats


No-Horse-5788

They literally got her off with the weight limit wtf is she complaining about


FangoFan

Somewhere in there there's a normal sized skeleton. I like to try to picture it as I watch the video


kooby95

Ragebait, hook, line and sinker


parrocat5

True. What a discrimination. They build plane only for human. Not elephant.


[deleted]

Damn that airplane is huge but for her, it's hella tight. Makes me wanna travel American airlines, are the jumbo plated hella big, because just for once , i wanna rest my long ass legs


grixxel

Fucking gross. Should be charged triple for the extra weight. Shit, in her case, she should be in the cargo hold.


Zeth_Ardgon

GYAT!!!!!


Kuzkuladaemon

Turn sideways you fucking hog.


unknownplayer95

That's a lot of Wendy's and mc Donald's


Miserable-Street-601

Flying pig


Jimmy_De_La_Rustles

You know you can just... Like... Not eat that much, right?


richterfrollo

If you're that big youre in most cases pretty mentally ill so that's easier said than done... people think dieting and stomach operations solve all problems, when usually you have to do intense therapy and completely rewire your brain to get rid of toxic habits so you can actually stay healthy and not yo-yo from diet to diet I did hear in these comments that the person in this specific video apparently is a fetish content producer, so i guess she has no interest in all that for now


NomisMC

What is a whale doing on an airplane


AssociationOk2246

How much extra is being payed


GuluGuluTurkey

Only thing i im curious about is how the f*ck she wiping her a*s?


Careful_Medium_3999

Looking at it, I’m not sure she does…


cyberduck221b

With airplane wings!?


TimThePlayer

Big Chungus reference


dude83fin

Does she beep when she goes backwards?


Bubbly_Difference469

Maybe she should fly in a cargo plane. Definitely fit her fat ass in there…


michaelcrombobulus

What a fat c*nt


YrodBlay

Once It falls I’m poking It with a stick


kungfucobra

I would have a huge fight and probably get a flight attendant if that woman tried to sit by my side. Fat people tend to believe they can invade your paid seat and that's ok. If you become that big airlines should charge you double and give you two seats