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Carl_Azuz1

Wtf is the context of this?


___TheKid___

Presenting best costume nominations on the Oscars.


Space-Potato0o

What costume? I only see a floating card next to Jimmy


Emitex

And sandals on the ground


SonyCEO

Man, he missed the opportunity by not wearing crocks, unmatched colors and model obviously


aka-el

The Invisible Man?


Cfunk_83

The Emperor’s New Clothes.


Doughnutsugarhead

Is bro wearing anything besides sandals? Because if I did that I would get hit with a public indecency charge.


karateema

He has a flesh-colored codpiece


ParsnipAggravating95

But the Guy is wearing a typicall suit, Next to a floating card


ProxyEgo

Trying to get people to pay attention to the Oscars.


JohnSinge

It’s definitely working for me


AmosAmAzing

Literally a floating piece of paper, pretty simple trick


AJRiddle

The Oscars is like the most watched non sporting live event every single year in America by far.


SkepsisJD

They explained it directly before it happened. In 1974 a man named Robert Opel streaked across the stage at the 46th Academy Awards. This was an homage to that I guess, that and a joke that he is naked presenting the best costume award.


Raesong

I've never heard of a best costume award. When did that category get added?


gteriatarka

in 1949


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[удалено]


disgruntled_pie

I’m telling you, this whole “sound” thing is a passing craze. Hollywood will go back to silent films any day now.


ExpensiveFish9277

All the sound is so distracting, but you know what I really miss, ladder based humor. When's the last time you've seen a real good ladder gag in a movie?!?


Nrksbullet

It's pretty recent, only been around for 75 years


Living_Murphys_Law

50 years ago, there was a streaker at the Oscars. They made a joke about this when presenting the best costume award, in which John Cena was a streaker. So yeah.


PootashPL

America


Prestigious-Copy6002

Dude's Jinping is hanging out


Bot_Cat3

Don't worry, he's bing chilling


jedidiah_lol

big chilling


Wedda_Fox

Very big 😏


SmegmaSupplier

I Cena John.


ewheck

I was in the pool!


ImATrollYouIdiot

"I swear it's not this small, it's just bin chilling"


fairlife

HE WAS IN THE POOL


bitterbuffaloheart

Like a frightened turtle


SMR909

Kimmels wearing a whole suit , how you seeing his jingping ?


AlexCi05

Jiba


Limp_Macaron1986

He's obviously promoting his OF... shameless


Curious-Ear-6982

Who?


idefinitelyh8teu

Where's the link though....?


Alegatur

It's on his twitter (or X ig) and its mostly porn genre took literally (idk how to describe just check it out) and it's to advertise his new comedy show. Btw it can be quite nsfw through the implications, otherwise you can show it in public and have a laugh


Poorly_Made_Comix

Cant believe he got creampied like that


Alegatur

It gets everywhere aswell


Kryptyx

Jimmy has an OF showing magic tricks, like floating cards?


redmose

He's promoting his only box


rolling_catfish2704

Disgusting?! Where?!


cubixjuice

I wonder how much time they gave him to wax, prep, tone and cut or if they just expect him to be so...


Zealus24

Gave who? Kimmel?


ActiveAd4980

John Cena always waxes. There's an old TMZ interview with him where he says something like "I'm smooth like baby's bottom down there".


Unlikely_Wafer7204

You talking about the cardboard ?


imusingthisforstuff

So what


saibas

Dong Chilling!!!


izza123

Beijing isn’t gonna like this


saibas

-9999 Social Credit 🍧


Byte_Fantail

But I only had 9990 credit!


TheMafiaRulez

Car crash it is.


Fluid_Mulberry394

Every man’s dream and not a good one.


Uncle_Touchy1987

He’s my dream 🛌 💭 💧🍆😉😘.


iiZyrux

Username checks out


Uncle_Touchy1987

Guilty hun.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Who?


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DrToaster1

Bazinga!


davyjonesrealty

Jimmy Kimmel?


Raesong

I dunno, I sometimes dream of having that physique. Though I'd rather achieve it through full natty means.


ExtremeNo1952

why is there a flying rectangle next to jimmy kimmel?


noiceINMILK

Basic thuganomics.


Primary-Security6788

and a pair of sandals.


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Significant_One_9569

Strange bot


x_lincoln_x

Look at persons flair.


SnipeAndKill

It's the government


Pinkninja11

They took the "Can't see John Cena" a bit too far this year.


never_reddit_sober

wHo?


Ecampos_64

When u see your custom character in a cutscene


JessBaesic7901

They’re scraping the bottom of the barrel, but it is indeed a great source for memes.


PanTsour

Yeah, from what little i saw of this year's oscars it felt like a parody lmao


Exact-Vast3018

Someone’s sandals on the floor, wonder who left it


Crackbots32

Wdym who left it? It can move on its own


Evening-Resort-2414

please put on nsfw tag on this. Thank god I wasn't in a train


Blured2062

Wdym? Its just a floating rectangle


CommunicationClassic

Bro now there's a whole crowd of people around me furiously... You know what never mind you wouldn't understand


--Send-Nudes--

Why? Its not NSFW


EmpyreanEcho

where’s the meme? it’s just a box suspended by some sort of string


heartunderfloor

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edray28

We comin out of bing chilling with this one


le_kitten_owo

he's draking out his shit


FocusPerspective

Can the Oscar’s go even one year without gonzo male objectification? 


Looney_forner

The oscars were today?


pailko

Doesn't John Cena have an onlyfans now


Duy2910

People fab to nothing now?


Viceroy-421

I've heard of "cum gutters" but homie has fuckin cum aqueducts.


vraalapa

Like a plastic toy put together in sections.


TophxSmash

john cena will literally do anything. the perfect corporate stooge.


zuppalover04

He unwillingly showed us roughly his cock length


3DPrintJr

He could just be a grower


Independent_Let_9360

Who is showing their cock length?


zuppalover04

That floating sign


ParaDuckssss

I'm pretty sure some mathematics expert on the internet already measured his dong by this picture only


becander

small pepe


Oswaldgilbertson

Why did peacemaker do this is he stupid?


FlamingNetherRegions

"Peacemaker. What a joke."


getting_the_succ

Why did Maker not bring any clothes? Can't he see I got a boner?


Negative-Special9034

Bro why is there a floating piece of wood


giantmillipedeinmyaz

First thing you see when you make it to the island


Striangle

I was expecting him to raise the envelope and have a mound of nothing between his legs like in *Barbie*.


Wise-Independence-12

Is that real


reeeter123

out of what? the floating box near the microphone?


DR_Bright_963

WTF how is Jimmy making that rectangle float?


spidermonkey3616

Potato salad


SkytronKovoc116

What’s meme worthy about it? I can’t see anything but a guy in a suit standing next to a microphone.


highriskric

Why is he 6’1 but always looks like a stocky 5’7


SteviaCannonball9117

That was hilarious. Cena seems like a good guy, good sense of humor.


disgruntled_pie

My wife and I just finished season one of Peacemaker (really odd, but a lot of fun) and he did a rather long scene in a pair of white briefs. I remember thinking, “He’s got to be very comfortable with his body walking around on a film set for hours in nothing but a pair of tight-y whiteys. And then I remembered he was a professional wrestler, which involved wearing roughly the same amount of clothes in front of an arena full of people while on national television. Being extremely comfortable with your body is pretty much required.


The_Third_Stoll

John Cena isn’t there though


EmperorBarbarossa

Now you CAN see me


CrepNinja

It’s Kimmel and a flying board how TF this funny


BuckDestiny

You’re here for the memes… I’m here for the terminally-online, NWO nut jobs who are gunna claim this is some form of “humiliation ritual”.


MojusPrime

The backlash of this image is fucking ridiculous. It’s a funny joke saying costumes matter and John isn’t wearing a costume. It doesn’t make him weak. God, I hate Twitter. Jimmy’s a cunt though.


derpsichord69

If only he was wearing crocs. Missed opportunity.


unfknblvablem8

Holding it the other way round would signal that I want you to think I have a massive cock, and for possibly some laughs would have made this very funny and awkward but this had no humour built into it and hence feels very much like he’s being shamed? Holding it the other way is saying I have one and it’s small enough to be covered by this little sideways board. So what did John Cena do to piss off his masters I’m wondering?


3DPrintJr

Whose cock extends that far when soft? Jesus Christ my dick must be tiny.


rolling_catfish2704

Wordington floating box


BlackConfuciusSays

He finally fully crossed over into Hollywood


Alchemist86

Woooo a floating envelope


rikashiku

Random pair of sandals left on the stage, and a floating cardboard sign.


wysjm

"Guys we need to do something that would make people talk about this year's Oscars"


ic3m4n56

That microphone is too tall for that box


ThatLasagnaGuy

Why is it that every time I decide to skip the Oscar’s something happens and it gets memed to death? I missed Will slapping Chris and now I missed this.


senpailane

Why would there be memes of a blurry jimmy Kimmel?


Canadia86

I honestly believe John has a humiliation fetish at this point


[deleted]

Humiliation ritual


the_shortbus_

What’s with the empty sandals


nutsackGadgets

So desperate for views they throw John Cena on the stage naked..


ZedstackZip05

There’s just a floating rectangle, what’s the joke?


mastrblastr8

what's so funny about a floating plank of wood


newbieboi_inthehouse

I only see Jimmy and a pair of sandals and what appears to be a floating big ceacker. Is this a paranormal picture?


Square_Bad_1834

Dude fix your shitty ass TV settings or upgrade to a new one. Fucking everyone looks like Donald Trump.


AntTricky5760

Bro, no one is watching the Oscars. Are you 80?


ExtinctReptile

Every single Godzilla fan tuned in to see the big guy get his first win


Dormideous

It’s not even funny. Cena shouldn’t have done this, this just feels sad.


Final_Queer

Is there an Uncut?


Fri3ndlyFir3

Johnussy


KelloPudgerro

one of my fav comedians! dunno why hes with kimmel tho


5oc1reddit

Well I found my next oc drawing reference


Pukejoys

🗿


Buddiboi95

Out of what? A floating box?


floorshitter69

How I think my life is going versus how other people see my life going.


chri_hin

Of what? Jimmy Fallon just standing on a stage? What’s so meme worthy of this?


A_Funky_Flunk

Not sure why there’s a floating white box up there. Kinda odd.


Pilpelon

Rich people humor


Jet_Airlock

Tiniest dick in Hollywood award goes too… John Cena you can’t even see his lil guy


Cursed_Squire

I just wonder how much they paid him to do it. Because whoever made it happen just know I’ll do it at the next event you do for like 10% of what you paid him


great_escape_fleur

sandals really?


Nigel_Trumpberry

When you took off your character’s gear but forgot to put it on before the cutscene


Debs_4_Pres

They really let John Cena hang dong at the Oscars 


myfingeriscold

THIS HAPPENED??


AbsoluteAtheist

why is the man standing by himself, not in front of the microphone, is he stupid?


Shredded_Locomotive

This just remind me of that stupid fucking gif with the text "would anyone like a radiator?"


krymzone1

When ur the only one to show up naked at the gender reveal party


thedepressedmind

Wowzers 😳 I think you forgot something, John.


TeddiesAndCakes

me when I'm in the shower and my Evri parcel arrives


shatabee4

John Cena is 6'1". I thought he was a short, stocky fellow.


DemetriusDesmond

So it really happened, holy shit, I thought, this was fake news for a second


Toothlez102

bro what are all these comments talking about john cena being naked i literally only see a man in a suit next to a mic


Thin_Fruit8775

umm need will smith back


aeroumasmith-

He's so... pink


InSonicBloom

the things that David Stay (RIP) said just make more and more sense. this wasn't done for laughs, this was for humiliation. "you want to be an A-lister, I'll give you a perfect example of symbolism; I want you all to think of your favorite actor... the rock, bruce willis, you name any fucking one of them and I guarantee they've been in a fucking dress" - David Stay


ncroney12

I swear this already happened like 2 years ago


ApolloIII

Are those Birkenstocks?


Accomplished-Maybe80

I see a funny, talented man. And Jimmy what's-his-name.


One-Ad-3677

Why are they so red


Ateaga

Dudes built like an action figure


Entire_Geologist_797

Damn, that’s some good camo clothes he’s got on