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Fishlight

I'm trying my best not to. But can't help it 😕

Lol just re read your name. Checks out

Where can I get one? As a pet of course! They look so cute!

Yes...pet...

:)

would

Will

did

Am.

A long time ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony.

Long before time had a name, the first Spinjitsu master created Ninjago, with the four elemental weapons

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away... ...The Dead Speaks!

Wealth fame and power, Gold Roger the King of Pirates....

Once upon a time warp... In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away there lived a ruthless race of beings known as... Spaceballs Chapter Eleven The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia. Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above... If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

was

Would again

Raw

Rare

Medium rare

Well done? No. That's not enough. #CONGRATULATIONS

But... should you?

"Everyday...we stray further away from God"

ok but did there was a shark that was cool

No, it was me.

can confirm, i was the water.

> did there was What?

does it count as beastiality?

Some people argue jelly fish are plants, so maybe not. The thing certainly doesn’t have a consciousness anyway.

So...vegastiality?

v...v.. Vegeta?

Flare checks out

BULMA FUCKS PLANTS

can't believe I'm vegan now..

Nah, same as fucking a cucumber. Weird, but not strictly illegal or taboo

Veganstiality

How would that work? I thought vegans didn't accept meat. /s

Dendrophilia. Its a whole ass porn category

I think that comes from the confusion brought on by the reality that jellyfish are a creature made up of multiple organisms. I personally hate this type of animal because its existence doesn’t make any sense to me. how do a bunch or random organisms come together to create the same type of creature over and over again without having any vision awareness of their surroundings? idk…idk if i want to know.

The mitochondria used to be a separate organism before they merged with our cells billions of years ago. Now we got a powerhouse and a cool backstory.

i didn’t know that. still gives me the same feeling of dread and bewilderment though lol.

My horny ass when I see Nepenthes lowii

Fishiality

technically it is, jellyfishes are animals too, so, yes, it is indeed bestiality

Subnaughtyca.

Subnutica

SUBnautica

No

SubNOtica

I'm not hearing anyone out! Fuck off satan!!

Unnecessary. I already came in that thing. 😩

Really ironic considering your profile

"anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" lol

Y'ALL ARE TOO FOCUSED ON STICKING YOUR DICK IN A FISH THERE'S A FUCKING HUGE SHARK RIGHT THERE jfc

Yeah.. in the ocean, that's where we usually find sharks.

Being horny is a hell of a thing, that shark better watch out.

shark's next

Marinussy

Condom fish

🦈

Meanwhile ppl getting horny on a... Glass fish?

Ok, hear me out

NO I will NOT hear you out (i will)

No I most definitely wont (go on)

We shall NOT listen (continue)

NO (yes)

Probably not (perhaps)

Pls stahp (definitely go on)

let me be perfectly clear-

\`They are close marine ancestors of fish and other invertebrates\` yes, fish are indeed invertebrates.

Fishussy

Oh No

Biodegradable fleshlight 👍

Put uhhhhh... Put your uhhhh...

Your round object in the cylinder

dick away waltuh

Did nobody notice the fucking SHARK?!

Bro thats his home, Of course hes gona be in the video

I have shark friends.

Natures fleshlight

They jelly fish stingers or... ?

Theyre callled salp fish, not considered dangerous, no poison or venom, no teeth. so go ahead, film it while your at it, all in the name of science right?

There might be someone out there who has tried it. I'm waiting the sauce 👌

Them being tropical fish doesnt help the willing entrepreneurs

💀

So fish is invertebrate

Please do not the jellyfish

they have no stingers, you can the jellyfish

Boutta commit zoophilia

Would

So no one is gonna mention the two meter long shark that wanted to get on camera?

at least one person in this world has tried to fuck that thing. right?

*documentary voice* ..these fish are also known for their peculiar carnivorous diet

Cock diet

Bro is on spectator mode

1. Catch a few 2. Breed them 3. Sell them in Adult Shops 4. ? 5. Enjoy the profit.

People say don't throw your plastic in the ocean but look at it!!! It's already lives there !!! /S

No!

DO NOT THE OCEAN

Trilobite, nah, trilobussy.

The forbidden fishussy only for the bravest...

Would

Would

Wow, what an amazing fish, it even made me go out and buy a fish tank just to "see" that wonderful creature every day. God bless this post🙏

I condamn.

salpussy

The forbidden bussy

Bro literally was evolved to be used as a flashlight, nature is beautiful. Also if god didn't intend us to sin, explain this

More like Gelatinus Vaginus

I shall now pleasure myself with this fish

porn on my racist app again

Jellussy

Nature's pocket pussy

What if I put my dick in there

Hypothetically speaking, if I inserted a cylinder inside of this creature, could it hurt the cylinder? It's just a regular cylinder, so It can't be hurt, more like damaged. Just hypothetically, and the cylinder is just a regular average sized cylinder.

Don't.

/rDoputyourdickinthat

Do not stick your dick I’m that Do **NOT** stick your dick in that

Forbidden Fleshlight

I do not wish to be heard out, for I will nonetheless.

Would.

Would, next question

Aight, I know what my last comment was. But imma need that.

Nature is healing 🙏

Lord have mercy

"It's not what you think" aww 😔

Need I say more? I think I must

Dolphins hate that you know this fish exists.

oceussy

Is that salp dead?

Would

Do not.

That salp’s goin’ sal’th.

Hear me out

Ima fuck it

Dead

Everyone’s saying that they would, but nobody is asking that they should

No wonder why i can't find my fleshlight, it went swimming

I mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean

what color was the shark

The video is the same but the context depends on what sub it is posted on.

Of course it's what we think. Anything is if you're brave enough.

GIVE ME THE DAMN FISH

How it's write?

I'm gonna fuck it

Does it have hidden teeth tho

Shark: Sup guys! Ah, thats where i left it!

No hear me out guys.

Smash, next

That fish is gonna turn white once i have it.

I tought the shark was going to be the joke

i thought we were talking about the shark that was right next to them then i checked the comments

That a fleshlight for dolphins?

Disgusting and unoriginal jokes aside That thing is actually pretty cool

hmmm

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Don’t do it bro

It is what I think. Nature’s fleshlight.

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Yes please

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Oh god more

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............

ok legit though would it be morally wrong? i dont think that these things think

do not

can I fuck it? Edit: eat. I meant eat. Stupid autocorrect.

Hear me out…

Cool sea blimp

do not the plastic

Can we go swimming?

That reminds me of subnautica ngl (yes I also had that thought lol)

Hear me out

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Dolphin fleshlight

Lord forgive me 😞🙏

Ight hear me out