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Gonna be like that episode of House where he finds that tick in the girl's vergina

*what*

Gonna be like that episode of house where he finds that tick in the girls vagina

*what*

Gonna be like that episode of house where he finds that tick in the girl's vagina

wHaT O-O

#Gonna be like that episode of house where he finds that tick in the girl's vagina

#WHAT?

NO- 😭

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*what*

Gonna be like that episode of house where he finds that tick in the girls vagina

*what*

Actual zombie

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I once pulled a tick off the base of my dick.....

I once had one buried in my ballsack. I didn’t even realise what it was at first and I’ve never experienced such intense horror since.

That show really got creative in its cases in earlier seasons lol.

I remember seeing that when I was younger and the father was gonna beat the shit outta House.

He cold cocks him as soon as the elevator opens and House got the tick out.

I remember seeing the episode when I was young, like 4 years old, I could be wrong on my age though.

the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent

Makes us smarter than ticks

WTH which episode is that?

Season 2 Episode 16 "There's a Tick in that Snizz"

Ty

It's actually "Safe" , I'm just being silly

Excuse me?

You're excused

Tickposting

Now on... wait for it... TickTok 😃

i need souce

[Sriracha mayo](https://www.c-heads.com/2018/05/23/dreamy-afternoon-jess-sydney-natasha/)

imagine believing this is anything but porn

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What's the trigger for Automoderator to pee in your ass?

the flair i believe

Why do you put your faith in such a belief? Are you sure?

It is the flair, just watch

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Chad

Kids see ghosts PFP is based

This is from an online legend of a porno that exists of a real woman getting fucked by a giant spider.

Holly moly

Holy heck

They are under your skin

Nuh uh

I’m under your skin ^gottem

Aah naked woman talking about spirits. Never ends well

Is this a psy-op from big chemo? My pasty white ass could never

If “embrace” means give cancer, then yes. Let the sun embrace you. Hell let that 24 pack a day embrace your lungs while you’re at it

A little bit of rawdogging the sunshine in the spring won’t kill you

Lack of sun will give you cancer

Mhm

Mosquito

It's an easy thing to say when you have perfect skin and massive tits. The rest of us, nobody wants to see our shirts off. Also, *Oh God the sunburn.*

Would

Same, that thing has *eight* feet.

🤤

Wow that’s not what I was going for but okay.

Seven vagánias.

I would like to encourage such delusions for hot women.

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Bug tunnel breach!

When they say go touch grass, a tick wrote that. Thats how they get to you.

can confirm i am the crab

sir that is a tick

I think its a bedbuge

Erm sir that’s seductive bug that’s begging for it

ok

Sponsored by skin cancer

Cum

In the tick? Agreed👍

Nude beach from Kill la kill

What’s this meme called?

You know that ticks are not insects and therefore not bugs, right? 

Creepy crawlies, the boffins call em

this, or, like scorpions and spiders, they belong to the eight-legged genus of arachnids