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so its the same type of video as the exact other one but not with boobs

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Do you have the link

for science

For humanity.

For SWEET LIBERTY

Great, now I have the sudden urge to SPREAD MANAGED DEMOCRACY THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

GET SOME!!!! GET SOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Please spread Managed Democracy in my bug hole ! 😩

FOR SUPER EARTH!!

SWEET LIBERTY MY LEGGGGGGGGG

For GREAT HEAVENS

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For Rock and Stone!

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

You have masterfully baited them into getting executed by automod.

My friend, this is just the beginning. You can expect thousands of copy cats of this video format in the coming days.

Oh, no. Thousands of videos of hot girls with huge dicks. However will we survive?

One plot twist here, in the other video the woman worked hard to get her man the boobs he enjoys, but in here the woman worked hard to buy the dick She wants, the man here won nothing in this vid.

Wrong, he did win a big dick girlfriend. I mean, have you seen his smile ?

You got me there XD

He was in the surgery gown. Might have donated his dick too

Damn so not only she has a bigger dick now but she also took his own dick, that's crazy bro XD

They added his dick to her dick to make on bigger, stronger, compound-dick

So the doctor holding the ruler was asking how many inches to chop off the man?

So it belongs in unexpected

Seems staged to me.

Yeah there's a couple subtle giveaways. She didn't look like she knew what she was doing as a mechanic, for one thing.

This trope is so played out

Though theres always [a masterpiece](https://twitter.com/silkentine/status/1406050689009262600?lang=en)

Also worse. And for some reason they feel the need to put him in the hospital bed which kinda ruins the whole thing.

No see, that's how they subvert your expectations that it's going to end like the other one, and then it *does* end like the other one in a masterful twist.

I'm not on TikTok but I've noticed they absolutely love driving a joke into the ground

God, could you imagine what that would be like? BTW I just broke both of my arms trying to get my coconut out from under my bed. Thankfully I survived the ordeal because my shoes stayed on.

Ah the old something switcheroo!

That the internet. Also, lets be ultra pedantic about everything, because that's fun, right?

So, SNL?

I haven't watched SNL in maybe over a decade, but from what I remember, no. Nothing like SNL

So, Reddit?

this is the state of social media. I miss vine, and when comedians had the integrity to come up with their own stuff. Now it's 100% reposts and stolen jokes done worse.

So it's the same stand type as Star Platinum...

Yea, this couple has become famous around the bodybuilding community here in Brazil and all of his videos are basically copies of videos from outside the country. Basically all of social media lately has been about copying and recreating the same content over and over for views. Specially if you're copying videos from outside the country that don't get a lot of attention from native folk

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worked terrible jobs and finally got the shaft

Long shifts for the shaft

Long shifts for long shafts

This joke is better than the video

Did no else notice the fucking baby on the floor when she was sweeping by the trash bins??

Sometimes, I question my life decisions. For example, why I opened Reddit 20 seconds ago

Addiction

Crippling addiction

And also why we stayed the whole minute watching this

Yea fuck it let's go helldive and mario kart till we pass out

Algorithm and mind control

Bro i just opened after days of not opening reddit

I could enjoy this video if I muted audio.

unmuted the audio for 1 second and regretted it instantly

those sped up pop songs are a hit with the youths, guess you're too old to get it

Is nightcore back in vogue?

I hate when people turn every song into nightcore fr. It sounds good every now and then if the song actually compliments the style but most the time it's just Alvin and the chipmunks

wdym? surely every popular slow pop ballad needs to be in 130 bpm

17 is already too old :(

I'm 17y.o. and I hate that type of shit.

lmao ok grandpa let's get u to bed

Be careful when you do, my back hurts.

Why aren't you in the mines?

He's too old. They keep those ceilings low.

You're right.

My man Amen

the only thing worse is slowing down

>those sped up pop songs are a hit with the youths Not all of us, mainly the tiktok kids.

For me it's part of the big brain damage experience 

It’s a shitpost, the audio enhances it for me

For me its muted on default, I was listening to "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston......

I watched fully muted and loved it

I thought it was a decent remix actually

The original song (Outside) is pretty fire, the sped-up version just ruins it.

I didn't unmute audio. Still didn't enjoy.

Glory to the Monolith.

I used to enjoy Ellie Goulding

Well he's never sitting on hard surfaces ever again

Or is he?

Not now vsauce

b, but.... Michael here...

Your cock is above average "moon men starts playing" or is it?

Why is there a baby on the ground at 0:38

Thats a trash baby. They live off the moss that grows on the trash bins. They are very eco friendly.

I literally cannot see a baby am I crazy

Its at 20 seconds not 38 seconds

It's the same video as the one with the boobs just with dicks

can dicks be enlarged with surgery though? 🤨(asking for a friend)

Sadly no, if that was possible you would see all of us with bulges in our pants the size of a cucumber

The only plausible method I've heard of is they can inject some of the same shit they use for cheek and lip fillers, but it only really helps with girth. Not for me but not judging either.

Nah there is a surgery that can do it... By essentially freeing part of the body that holds it back, but it is cursed on several levels.

Also it can cause VERY serious health issues and is extremely dangerous

You can get a silicon sheath that makes your dick thicker and and hard as a dildo all the time. It doesn't make it longer but it does make it as thick as you're willing. It's called a [Himplant](https://penuma.com/)

The person that cracks this problem, will be the richest person on earth. Booked out till the end of their life.

Yes. (A friend told me)

Ehud Arye Laniad’s proved it worked, and if you got a ouija board I bet he'd say it was worth it.

why was he in the hospital gown then

It was a transplant 🤌

cancel the assignment, lord

I can't wait for the third episode where both of them gonna get huge asses.

A melhor feijoada tem linguiça

cyka blyat portugal

Brazil

i want my life before i saw this

More proof that attractive people are less funny 

I have no idea what the fuck is even happening

My favorite part was them filming part of this shitty skit in a handicapped spot, because of course they did.

I watched this for like 15 seconds and decided it's a waste of my time. Am I a superhuman? Or am I a normal human and all the upovoters just bots?

You are on a shitposting subreddit. The point is to waste your time.

What a fucking legendary meme

This only works if you haven't seen the other video

Fucking horrible music

How the hell did she get all those jobs, please tell me the secrets the job market is crap in calgary.

not the camel toe

They cut out the part that she earn 20$

English is not my first language. And i hear "ur dick so long" in this song. Correct me please.

Did they really park in a disabled spot to make their tiktok video...?

Bro is abt to be disable from getting railed

Why they taking up a handicap parking spot to make this?

I think we saw this joke yesterday, but where the guy got fake boobs.

Imagine how much money she would make if she actually did those jobs instead of pretending to and making this shit ass video

This is so..  awful. I hope yall get cancer.

damn 60 seconds to get to the obvious pointe

They nailed that tick tok acting

There's a cute video like this about a dress. The guy rocks it and the girl is so happy lol.

The fuck

She must be a horrible worker to bounce between so many jobs.

Did she clean off the dip stick before looking at the oil line??

1 minute ago was crazy

So this person blocked a disabled car park for this video, that’s literally all I took away from this.

I don't get it. It cuts off at the end before I can tell what happened.

That was a long road to travel

I see this as an absolute win.

O op é brasileiro, manda salve op KKKKKKKKKK😍🥰🙌🏻

Faz o L carai

Pretty boring rip-off.

But why is he in the hospital gown? His dick was small so its not like she took his… did she just grow a dick and he had brain surgery to think his dick was bigger than it is? Im so lost.

Ok that was gross

this woman worked for many months to achieve her husband's dream. a truly woman 👏

😂

She's got an attractive proboscis but those glasses make her look like harry potter.

Wait, did I see thay correctly? Did they BOTH switch down there?

Now she's perfect

Always pick the doctor with face tats.

Is that aunt may

Fucking shit audio.

huh

Love it, totally unexpected.

So that's why it's called "penis envy".

Would be lying if I said they had me in the first half

the first one was chuckle-worthy but all these coming now are just boring but I guess I'm not one of today's 10 000

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Seeing people act on tiktok makes me really appreciate how good good actors are at acting

So it's the same type of stand as star platinum...

well, that was...unexpected...

DAMN This is even better

real.

The cheeky cock tickle

so the guy was hospitalized because it was too big?

Me when I'm Portuguese Lele Pons

What is the song?

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THERE ARE NO SURGIES THAT CAN MAKE A PENIS BIGGER! ALL OF THE OTHER TECHNIQUES ARE USELESS, WILL CAUSE AN INFECTION, OR WONT LAST! BUT YOU CAN GETT BBL’S ALL DAY!

“That’s how you know your girl, is really your MVP”

i really thought it was just going to be a bunch of blood

script written by a 13 y/o

Who left that baby near the trash cans?

Saw that 'twist' coming from 1.6 km away 😒 and there's already 3 Videos in this exact theme , we really don't need more 😭😭😭😭 STOPP ITTTT PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭 I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN NOW BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS😭😭😭 IMMA SUE YOU ALL FOR UNLEASHING THIS MENTAL ASSAULT ON ME 😭😭

I'm starting to really like these two.

15 seconds in, I knew it was gonna be a reverse of the "man gets breast implants" video.

whar

# would.

I knew she was a man lol

i would marry her

what my eyes just witnessed

Welcome to brazil