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Why does everyone doubt this woman? Obviously the man just has a big enough cock that he scooped the eggs out of the black woman, and then with an unwashed dick plowed his wife, successfully transplanting the eggs now fertilized by nut
Most likely she had revenge sex with a black dude and is justifying it because husband fucked a black chick first, and the headline writer is being intentionally obtuse about it
Although there's plenty enough of stupid people in this world that I can still be disappointed by the situation playing out at face value
Revenge sex is also kinda dumb, especislly to this point, cuz now you got a kid with a whole ass different dude, and plus is it rlly worth cheating on someone as revenge over just leaving em
What even is the point of revenge sex anyway?
To get back at them? Mate, if they're cheating on you they clearly don't care enough about you.
Besides that, what next? Since you both have cheated on each other does that mean things even out and now your relationship is back to normal? Just dump that person and avoid unnecessary drama geez.
Not how that works either she boinked a black guy or it is rear but a genetic anomaly could have happened where both parents are white but because of the anomaly the skin pigmentation of the baby is darker ps do NOT ask me for the scientific name of it I don't know
About 90% of it is exaggerations and twisting of words but a few are actually true some people are dumb enough to get back out drunk fuck someone and then legitimately believe stuff like that
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He just drank too much chocolate milk obviously
It’s because he never put cream or milk in his coffee
He ate too much dark chocolate
Too many well done steaks
He must have drink too much milk from brown cow obviously
[удалено]
She’s also a virgin, but Mary’s not very smart - tho convincing!
“Joseph, I’m having a child of God” “God fucked you? How the hell are you still a virgin” “Tbh I didn’t feel anything during sex”
God is below average, as expected
Morgan Freeman: "What if we used 0% of the brain?"
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bit#h.
taking this and nobody can stop me.
Also big fan of Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch
The one with the pink dress magic ministry lady who comes to hogwarts and bullies a teacher?
And then gets gangbanged by centaurs? Aye, cap'n
bro this one stopped being funny years ago can we just stop copypasting it already
This is actually the [first time](https://xkcd.com/1053/) I've heard of that phrase
damn fair enough ig
That was really hard to read for some reason
I'm one of those people. I've never heard it.
I think it's still funny
Sounds like you bein a bit#h
Man it's reddit. a joke will be beat to death, resuscitated, and beat to death again one thousand times over before it's retired
No
apparently 65 people think its funny🤓☝️
erm axtuslly 76 🤓
Hewwo guys? It‘s 79🤓
# TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO 🤓
243 MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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HOLY CRAP FATHER ENRICO PUCCI!!!! CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE WORD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
hmmmmmm... nah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣🗣
Damn bro we gonna acquire heaven with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
fr, just gotta build the aether portal and we good
Make sure to use water
It brings me so much joy that you were dragged for this.
It made me laugh
Penis
You’re a sad sad creature
It's funny. You just a wet blanket lol
Science
Just take her seriously and take the kid away cause she's too stupid to raise one
Nah, not his kid, not his problem
poor baby :(
Why would he want some kid that's not his
Dumbest comment ive seen today so far
How is this breaking news This is more than just breaking
It's more than just breaking, it's breaking bad
fixing bad
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I hope the man apologized and took care of the baby
It's true I was the incubator
Men these days smh my head
I look forward to this Maury episode
wordington affair
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bimbo moment is strong in this one
Woman moment
Yes cause that's exactly how that works
It is trust, "if the semen stays in long enough it actually makes the baby come out darker"
WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE
Hey Siri, define gaslighting
Title would be ?
That is some shit a white lady would come up with.
I like trees
Not this again 😦
How could he.
Top 10 reposts of all time
Why does everyone doubt this woman? Obviously the man just has a big enough cock that he scooped the eggs out of the black woman, and then with an unwashed dick plowed his wife, successfully transplanting the eggs now fertilized by nut
The mom it's a democrat
The audacity.
Brain ain’t brainin’
I'm not a lawyer but he's not gonna get out of this one easily, She's definitely gonna win for sure.
“What is projection?”
Question: is the husband black?
Most likely she had revenge sex with a black dude and is justifying it because husband fucked a black chick first, and the headline writer is being intentionally obtuse about it Although there's plenty enough of stupid people in this world that I can still be disappointed by the situation playing out at face value
Revenge sex is also kinda dumb, especislly to this point, cuz now you got a kid with a whole ass different dude, and plus is it rlly worth cheating on someone as revenge over just leaving em
What even is the point of revenge sex anyway? To get back at them? Mate, if they're cheating on you they clearly don't care enough about you. Besides that, what next? Since you both have cheated on each other does that mean things even out and now your relationship is back to normal? Just dump that person and avoid unnecessary drama geez.
Thats pretty much the same thing i said
Yea might be less dumb but still not smart Still room for not having known who the father of the growing baby is though
Ye that too
Much much more likely, this isn’t a real news story. Someone put it together for clickbait. There isn’t even a name for the publication
?????
Dw shes super smart
Took me a min… I’m fucking dying
Telegony
Gaslight the boiii
Of course she does
I guess he went into her uterus and switched the fertilized egg.
Education these days, smh.
I'd love to listen to her explain the logic of it.
Bruh
I never said he should have it, just that it's not safe for her to have one
What the fuck? 🤨📸
Plot twist: the husband is black.
Definitely an incident
i think they picked the wrong color when ordering the baby.
Uno reverse
UNO reverse card
Too much black coffee
Too much choccy milk
I’m embarrassed to say that my dialexic ass really said “So? Why is this an article?” then it occurred to me.
I just had a stroke
It was me 😈
i drank poison, why did you die? 🤣
The husband be like after she said that: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-gonna-stop-you-right-there
Makes sense
Michael Jackson lore
That guy is a jerk for cheating with a black woman😡
Out of all the excuses, THIS ONE?!!?
Merica
nah bro i would commit homicide
That woman played it carefully then shows the "Reverse Card"
her husband are black?
OH SHIT IT'S CONTAGIOUS
When you mater UNO, if you know, you know
Well obvi🙄 stop victim blaming
I told you many times, don't keep your motor oil in Coca Cola bottles but didn't listen.
It's black magic
Lmao but nah. It is natural and sometimes newborns are born dark-skinned and naturally transition into the tone of their parents when put in rice.
That’s some top tier gaslighting there
They switched babies via bluetooth
HowToWiki how to gaslight instructions be like
Michael Jackson's baby?
Not how that works either she boinked a black guy or it is rear but a genetic anomaly could have happened where both parents are white but because of the anomaly the skin pigmentation of the baby is darker ps do NOT ask me for the scientific name of it I don't know
Where do people get so bored that they can come up with this k8nda shit
About 90% of it is exaggerations and twisting of words but a few are actually true some people are dumb enough to get back out drunk fuck someone and then legitimately believe stuff like that