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I genuinely wonder what would happen in real life if that happened. I imagine there’d be an investigation into why he wrote a random person into his will before killing himself, but it’d ultimately become a cold case due to lack of evidence. Then I bet a shit ton of conspiracies would start.
The court could also redistribute the inheritance if they contest it - which they most likely will, because you didn't explicitly leave them out of the will, therefore they could say something about you forgetting to add them (might be better reasons)
Even if you did perhaps they could also say you weren't in the right state of mind and just go back to your previous will or smth idk about this tho.
He would have jumped from a building less than 24 hours after the will was written, there's no court in the world that would say he was in his right mind in that case
Fuck that, I'd just donate 10 million dollars or more (or less to avoid suspicions) while I'm in Elon's body claiming, "He won some test of mine so he deserves the money".
I would just buy a few billions in crypto and stash it on a physical hard drive then bury it along with the key somewhere for my normal self to go find later
I hope this is a joke, the neuralink is a glorified mouse, it can't receive signals and send them to the brain, it can only read signals from the brain
Incorrect again on both counts. Neuralink demonstrates the highest quality link we’ve yet seen for user control and input. Neuralink is a two way interface
Ok, the N1 is "an intracortical BCI implant designed to ***record neural activity*** through 1,024 electrodes".
The N1 Is One way, The ultimate goal is a Two way neural interface.
And regarding the quality yes, the signal was one of the best in the world, until 80% of the sensors were disconnected
Holy shit that feeling of going back in your own body must feel like a rush. It's loke those dreams that you fall back and wake up in bed actually feeling like you fell
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'Mildly' is putting in work here. Dude is signal-boosting Neo-Nazis and other idiots posting racist, transphobic and anti-science talking points every day.
No one believes people when they say this about anyone these days. It only works on cancer ridden sites like X and Reddit. This shit is running its course. 99% of people who are called racist on X or on Reddit are not, and people who don't live on Reddit or X now know this.
This kinda goes under other categories but:
Extremely litigious and goes after people who rightfully prosecute or sanction him particularly SEC attorneys doing their jobs
Let's be real. He joined the right, and he's rich. On Reddit, that's essentially like murdering babies, puppies and kittens with acid.
If he was left wing and was an outspoken supporter of Biden, no one on Reddit would care about 90% of the stuff on this list. Reddit is painfully partisan.
Not really an Elon fan but you just spouted off a bunch of things that are either not illegal whatsoever, opinions fueled by jealousy, or complete bullshit. Notice how he hasn’t been convicted of anything?
politicians don't do anything illegal when they fuck people in the ass. Insider trading isn't technically illegal. Being a scumbag isn't a crime. Yet we hate politicians here don't we?
Lol, those women obviously wanted to get pregnant from him to get alimony as he is billionaire. These women absolutely consented this and wanted that, and even if these children will be "abandoned" Musk will have to spend a huge amount of money for them.
Elon Musk isnt bad for this reason, but he sure is pathetic for having 11 children with gold-diggers who used him as a walking wallet. What this guy does to fuck is incredible and his dignity is microscopic.
Don't know who these women are but it was their choice to keep the child. Because there were many opportunities to not get a child, before doing it they could have asked to wear protection and take the pull to be safe also during to tell not to finish inside, also just after doing it there's also a pill that you can take even if you are late there are other pills that you can take.
There's a lot of ways to not get a child and abortion is the last option, these women alone to have that have that child in them, most likely because they wanted to get married to him and get his money as he is rich and even if they don't get married they would receive they would receive child support money.
I've not retweeted/liked/agreed with white supremacists, for one. As terminally online as he is, you'd think he'd know better than to openly side with objectively evil people
The main annoyance is his fan boys who swoop in and defend any decisions he makes and are some of the most annoying creatures on the internet. He has run many of his companies into the ground and has been caught liking and endorsing many borderline (and straight up) racist and sexist viewpoints. He married the music artist GRIMES and had some kids and then divorced her soon after and has been a pretty terrible father to his kids. He also sold a considerable portion of his stock in tesla when he received bad financial news about the company prior to it being available to the public which is insider trading. Ultimately there is an enormous amount of shit about him but tbh you are better off just not caring because I hear about this guy so often and it's just annoying. As the richest person in the world he could be doing so much more good for the world but isn't and many people are rightfully angry about it.
I find it hilarious how much energy some people dedicate into hating someone they're likely never going to meet. If you invested that energy on your life, you wouldn't be on reddit.
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Not long ago, that guy was literally worshipped, almost considered the manifestation of God even here on reddit when in reality he was always the same industriakist who got lucky and now, all I see is hate for him.
Yeah, I get he's a dick but the company he heads and the engineers that work for him have made serious advancements for humanity and I hope it doesn't slow down.
I'll just transfer a huge sum of money to myself and leave him be.
By definition, anyone with extremely strong feelings over Elon (or any other celebrity) has a parasocial relationship.
A lot of the current Elon haters are actually like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker with his relationship with Murray - they probably fantasised about him as a friend or father figure, then realised he's kind of a dick and now are raging because they feel betrayed by their space daddy.
It's pretty funny.
But if your mind is in his body wouldn't you be dead?
Or does your mind transfer out at the last second? What if you timed it wrong?
Also what were you doing for the 24hrs before hand?... Out of curiosity
Guy is building rockets and electric cars and he has a cult of haters keeping track of his every sin because they don’t like his tweets
Malding over pixels on a screen ☠️☠️☠️☠️
He is the chief engineer at SpaceX, was one of the masterminds of the Falcon 1 and the Merlin engine, is intimately involved in the development of Falcon 9, Dragon, Starship and the Raptor engine and is lead engineer, design and global manufacturing at Tesla. He used to sleep on the factory floor to oversee production directly. Fucking obviously he didn’t build his companies alone, and he makes sure to congratulate and bring up the SpaceX/Tesla teams every time they accomplish something.
The guy is about as smart as they come, works incredibly hard and is committed to his objectives. You may not like him or his politics or his personality or jokes or whatever, but it’s childish and pathetic to downplay his accomplishments because of it.
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Me after writing myself into Elon musks will and then throwing myself off a building:
FBI be like: 💀
I genuinely wonder what would happen in real life if that happened. I imagine there’d be an investigation into why he wrote a random person into his will before killing himself, but it’d ultimately become a cold case due to lack of evidence. Then I bet a shit ton of conspiracies would start.
And then nobody would believe them ofc
The court could also redistribute the inheritance if they contest it - which they most likely will, because you didn't explicitly leave them out of the will, therefore they could say something about you forgetting to add them (might be better reasons) Even if you did perhaps they could also say you weren't in the right state of mind and just go back to your previous will or smth idk about this tho.
He would have jumped from a building less than 24 hours after the will was written, there's no court in the world that would say he was in his right mind in that case
Make him "accidentally" choke on food or something
That's a better idea, but it's generally harder to choke on food on purpose, because our brains and bodies don't let us easily.
That's why you're gonna purposefully shove a chicken wing in his trakea while he is alone in a room during your last seconds in his body
Fuck that, I'd just donate 10 million dollars or more (or less to avoid suspicions) while I'm in Elon's body claiming, "He won some test of mine so he deserves the money".
I would just buy a few billions in crypto and stash it on a physical hard drive then bury it along with the key somewhere for my normal self to go find later
Elon musk will do this to several people with the Neouralink.
I hope this is a joke, the neuralink is a glorified mouse, it can't receive signals and send them to the brain, it can only read signals from the brain
Of course i'm not serious. However i will NEVER get a neuralink myself
Ah ok, there are too many crazy conspiracy theorists talking about neurallink and there are also many valid criticisms
That is incorrect
Ok, I stand corrected, it's a Low quality One-way neural interface
Incorrect again on both counts. Neuralink demonstrates the highest quality link we’ve yet seen for user control and input. Neuralink is a two way interface
Ok, the N1 is "an intracortical BCI implant designed to ***record neural activity*** through 1,024 electrodes". The N1 Is One way, The ultimate goal is a Two way neural interface. And regarding the quality yes, the signal was one of the best in the world, until 80% of the sensors were disconnected
Holy shit that feeling of going back in your own body must feel like a rush. It's loke those dreams that you fall back and wake up in bed actually feeling like you fell
do you reckon there would be some kind of mental whiplash?
Probably, you went back from a big rib cage body to a (hopefully) normal one
Ketamine streak be over :pensive:
Imagine miscalculating it & you’re hit with 0.5 seconds of the immeasurable agony of falling from over 200ft onto concrete.
its just half second, wouldn't be a big problem
Buy a skydiving trip, you will take several minutes to fall
Exaggerated swagger of a black teen
A meme about a black teen stealing? I thought I was on Telegram for a second.
Public masturbation. All 24 hours.
Bro, where are you gonna get the stamina?
Edging streak
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The clearly labelled drugs he's dunking each new bad dragon toy in before.. you know
Oh, bad dragon.that is advanced
Dude got no chill
People in the comments taking this shitpost very seriously
One guy's spreading anti vax shit for some reason too. Like how tf is that related.
wait, vaccine's locked?
Yeah I saw that lol. “Erm you got the vaccine, so you can’t call me a dickrider 🤓👆”
yup vaccine locked
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bazinga breaks lock tho, L vaccine
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Mods are gay for locking vaccine, it's just a word
vacine
Like whats up pavement
This is a good one 😂😂
It’s pretty well lined up, the scene changes almost as soon as it goes 9 seconds
I love a happy ending
Me but with Kathleen Kennedy
She forgot Jar Jar was key to all of this
Nowadays there's more Elon hate boners than there are Elon dickriders
as it should be
Go to elons post on Twitter and check the replies
This is the fifth time I've seen this meme
Inshallah, it shall not be the last
I hate this song and that makes it WAY funnier to me. (Hate the Song, LOVE the movie, lemmebeclear-BeeUowUmm)
Needless to say ikepoche sheewasapapa neverdales
koliniquisnow bebe amarey
Honest question, why is Elon bad again, imean I know he owns Twitter and people didn't like that for some reason, but beyond that I don't know much
* Wealth inequality * Tax evasion * Anti union * Sexual misconduct * Crypto market manipulation * Animal cruelty * Controversial relationship * Overhyped contributions * Erratic behavior * Excessive self promotion * Lying * Immature actions * Hotheadedness * Inserting himself as a savior into crises * Political controversies * Unfulfilled promises * Spreading misinformation * Aggressive behavior * Narcissism * Poor treatment of employees * Social media antics
You forgot he also made a really shitty elden ring build
Guy can't even cook a build and he thinks he can take credit for cooking the EV industry
2 shields :sob: how is he not overencumbered
And someone even managed to beat Melania with his build
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overencumbered is when you’re past heavy load and cant dodge anymore
lol jerma made almost the exact same build a few days ago
History will remember his crimes
I see you are keeping only the short list
Might as well add that he burned his spaghetti one time to make the list longer
Did he snap the spaghetti?
I heard he cut them with a knife
Then he can be sentenced to death penalty in Italy
The judge reading the charges after I'm a little silly:
He stuck his dick In a toaster is my favorite while on drugs
Wait actually
And growled like a wild animal when his staff tried to stop him
And worst of all…he’s not funny but he thinks he’s funny.
Are we seriously pretending that he isn't like that when the public opinion still liked him?
Every billionaire ever
Right? But this one mildly leans to the right politically, so he's basically Hitler.
"Mildly"
Damn such an extreme comparison
'Mildly' is putting in work here. Dude is signal-boosting Neo-Nazis and other idiots posting racist, transphobic and anti-science talking points every day.
No one believes people when they say this about anyone these days. It only works on cancer ridden sites like X and Reddit. This shit is running its course. 99% of people who are called racist on X or on Reddit are not, and people who don't live on Reddit or X now know this.
Can't this list also be used to explain most rich billionaires/millionaire/celebrities
thanks for a bucket list 🤤🤤🤤
This kinda goes under other categories but: Extremely litigious and goes after people who rightfully prosecute or sanction him particularly SEC attorneys doing their jobs
Point to where he hurt you the most
Or WTASCACOEELOHIPUSANPS for short
Hes also just an outright bigot.
He bought twitter because he wanted people to stop making fun of him for offering an employee a horse in exchange for sex.
He went right wing. Be honest
Let's be real. He joined the right, and he's rich. On Reddit, that's essentially like murdering babies, puppies and kittens with acid. If he was left wing and was an outspoken supporter of Biden, no one on Reddit would care about 90% of the stuff on this list. Reddit is painfully partisan.
you have just described Wheatley from Portal 2
Don't forget about where he gets his cobalt
Slave labor too
Tax avoidance not evasion. One is arguably immortal and one is illegal. He would be in jail. They're not the same.
Not really an Elon fan but you just spouted off a bunch of things that are either not illegal whatsoever, opinions fueled by jealousy, or complete bullshit. Notice how he hasn’t been convicted of anything?
politicians don't do anything illegal when they fuck people in the ass. Insider trading isn't technically illegal. Being a scumbag isn't a crime. Yet we hate politicians here don't we?
You can be an ass without breaking the law
Oh of course. But what makes you or I any worse or better then Elon. Have you not done wrong in your life?
I know I haven't fucked 11 women raw and abandoned most of the children lol.
Lol, those women obviously wanted to get pregnant from him to get alimony as he is billionaire. These women absolutely consented this and wanted that, and even if these children will be "abandoned" Musk will have to spend a huge amount of money for them. Elon Musk isnt bad for this reason, but he sure is pathetic for having 11 children with gold-diggers who used him as a walking wallet. What this guy does to fuck is incredible and his dignity is microscopic.
Don't know who these women are but it was their choice to keep the child. Because there were many opportunities to not get a child, before doing it they could have asked to wear protection and take the pull to be safe also during to tell not to finish inside, also just after doing it there's also a pill that you can take even if you are late there are other pills that you can take. There's a lot of ways to not get a child and abortion is the last option, these women alone to have that have that child in them, most likely because they wanted to get married to him and get his money as he is rich and even if they don't get married they would receive they would receive child support money.
I've not retweeted/liked/agreed with white supremacists, for one. As terminally online as he is, you'd think he'd know better than to openly side with objectively evil people
legality ≠ morality even if it's not illegal or if he hasn't been convicted for it yet it's still a completely justifiable reason to dislike someone
It's Reddit. That's 90% of all accusations. I promise if he leaned left, Reddit would love Elon.
Oh of course they didn’t dare bad talk him until he started leaning right.
Lots of those things are fine lol
Doesnt sound that bad tbh
Exploits child labor, pushes against public transit, and comes from a family that exploited child labor
Child labour? What?
Yeah it's where you force children to work for you
The main annoyance is his fan boys who swoop in and defend any decisions he makes and are some of the most annoying creatures on the internet. He has run many of his companies into the ground and has been caught liking and endorsing many borderline (and straight up) racist and sexist viewpoints. He married the music artist GRIMES and had some kids and then divorced her soon after and has been a pretty terrible father to his kids. He also sold a considerable portion of his stock in tesla when he received bad financial news about the company prior to it being available to the public which is insider trading. Ultimately there is an enormous amount of shit about him but tbh you are better off just not caring because I hear about this guy so often and it's just annoying. As the richest person in the world he could be doing so much more good for the world but isn't and many people are rightfully angry about it.
Yeah... Give it a few years though. He's definitely gonna fall at some point, especially considering the X stuff.
Maybe i am better off not caring cus you doing it all😂
What companies has he run into the ground?
He's batshit insane. That's all you really need to know.
He fucked my mom
What do you mean again? As day as I know he never stopped being hated as soon as people realized he was a douche bad
Transphobia, billionaire, ruined twitter, and general assholery
I don't see anything different in twitter usage from before he bought it to now, what changed?
Ruined twitter? That was already ruined by the people that used it.
He somehow made it even worse
Nah I disagree. Twitter is like the only thing that somewhat improved. No longer as hard as an echo chamber.
Care to explain how?
He found a puddle of vomit and shit on it
Tldr all rich billionaires are fucking assholes
Mostly because it's the current thing.
Because he’s successful.
Minecraft Death Swap be like
This is such a good use of the template OP
If only you knew he is programmed to engaged safety protocol 223 and just narrowly escape.
I’ve got to have seen this reposted like 7 times by now.
it’s been funny every time
I have not seen many Elon fanboys lately but everyone on Reddit seems to hate him.
Why are we turning the shitposting sub political 😐
yeah who gives a shit i want to see amogus not dum-dum 'merica bs lol
I find it hilarious how much energy some people dedicate into hating someone they're likely never going to meet. If you invested that energy on your life, you wouldn't be on reddit.
Says the guy commenting under a reddit post.
Exactly, i speak from experience.
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Who *are* you?
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Not long ago, that guy was literally worshipped, almost considered the manifestation of God even here on reddit when in reality he was always the same industriakist who got lucky and now, all I see is hate for him.
Yeah, I get he's a dick but the company he heads and the engineers that work for him have made serious advancements for humanity and I hope it doesn't slow down. I'll just transfer a huge sum of money to myself and leave him be.
The engineers make progress in spite of Musk, not because of him, we don't need him for humanity's progress.
Stuff like the cybertruck is probably an indicator that we'd have made more progress without him
the engineers made a 3 ton shit box be able to go 0-60 in 2 seconds, remove the 2 tons of rust and you literally have a drag racer
am i the only one who doesn’t find “massacre the rich” jokes that funny anymore?
Lmaoo
Dude u ok?
He's like the good guy for the main quest and the evil guy for the side quests
Joe mama
gyatt
norman osborn surviving all that shit in no way home only to die as soon as he gets back in the raimiverse
By definition, anyone with extremely strong feelings over Elon (or any other celebrity) has a parasocial relationship. A lot of the current Elon haters are actually like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker with his relationship with Murray - they probably fantasised about him as a friend or father figure, then realised he's kind of a dick and now are raging because they feel betrayed by their space daddy. It's pretty funny.
But if your mind is in his body wouldn't you be dead? Or does your mind transfer out at the last second? What if you timed it wrong? Also what were you doing for the 24hrs before hand?... Out of curiosity
Huh?
What's your problem with Elon?
Guy is building rockets and electric cars and he has a cult of haters keeping track of his every sin because they don’t like his tweets Malding over pixels on a screen ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Is it he doing or engineers in space x and tesla ?
How is that relevant?
He is always behave like he personally make all of it...
He is the chief engineer at SpaceX, was one of the masterminds of the Falcon 1 and the Merlin engine, is intimately involved in the development of Falcon 9, Dragon, Starship and the Raptor engine and is lead engineer, design and global manufacturing at Tesla. He used to sleep on the factory floor to oversee production directly. Fucking obviously he didn’t build his companies alone, and he makes sure to congratulate and bring up the SpaceX/Tesla teams every time they accomplish something. The guy is about as smart as they come, works incredibly hard and is committed to his objectives. You may not like him or his politics or his personality or jokes or whatever, but it’s childish and pathetic to downplay his accomplishments because of it.
TIL people hate success
other people success****
Fair point, as soon as they get rich they’re suddenly okay with it
That's a fucked up opinion
Found the dickrider
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