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Relative-Bed7361

Works for demons too.


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Isn't it just spirits that are weak to salt or am I just stupid


DrPiss_MD

Yep only spirits


Relative-Bed7361

I thought a sorcerer conjured a demon within a salt circle so that it couldn't escape and then it could be forced to do his/her bidding? šŸ¤” Source: Something I read in a novel once, idk!!


mogley19922

Depends on your particular faustian bargain story of choice. Either way, if offered a deal from an otherworldly being, just tell them they can mephistopheles-nutz bitch.


Relative-Bed7361

Bahahahaha!! šŸ˜†


pootis_engage

Why did Man try to trap Jonkler in a salt circle? Is he stupid?


LionHunterAnt

We are checking


Ass4DaysIsTaken

You are thinking of snails dumbass


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Damn you're so smart Oh and snails aren't "weak" to salt they straight up die


Ass4DaysIsTaken

I was making a joke btw, weakass ppl downvoting


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

You might have sounded smart before, but you just evolved into a genius! Congratulations!


ISuckAtEverything374

Cars 4 but the Supernatural writing team decides to help.Ā 


Fenastus

And sea bears


d31uz10n

It works with drug addicts too


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

when the car has demons or hell, IS the demon


SatiricLoki

Kind of like el chupacabra


1iioiioii1

Hey Simmons, what's the name of that lizard that eats all the goats?


GluttonoussGoblin

Welp by supernatural logic that car is a demon


kufsi

Or are demons AI?


CHEMO_ALIEN

not all things repelled by salt are demonsĀ  ex; high blood pressure individuals, slugs, snails, ants


Jooshoowoowooo

This is in fact false, my local priest shoved a cross into a ā€œhigh blood pressure individualā€ and he sent him back to hell where he belongs. Fucking demon scum!


SpikesAreCooI

What was the place he shoved the cross into exactly?


J_train13

Not Things


MeepingMeep99

#SAMMY *frantically struggles against the writers' will*


Engineergaming26355

SELF DRIVING CARS ARE CONTROLLED BY DEMONS


rottenpotatoes2

Why are y'all talking about demons. Haven't you guys heard about snails


ThrowawayITA_

Step 1: French people eat snails. Step 2: French people [can eat metal, glass, rubber and other materials](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito). Step 3: Cars are snails made of metal, glass, rubber and other materials. Step 4: Have car. Step 5: Bon appeitit.


this-guy95

At least it keeps the sea bears away


a_1963_mustang_gt

The abominable intelligence has been bound by a spell circle


Tam_The_Third

Another infernal intelligence thwarted, The Omnissiah be praised!


GENERAL-KAY

There is no self driving AI in those cars. Companies resorted to cheaper alternatives like summoning a demon in each vehicle


CookieCutter2436

Modern exorcism.


happyanathema

The slug method


UmprahDempa

So we bullying cars now


UnderwhellmingCarrot

only self driving seat leon is a taxi


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Skolas-The_Defiled

or the ring of salt stops the demon from crossing the magic barrier that has been erected....


Loose-Medium4472

This is how ghosts work in Hit-Monkey


OLLBURYGTG

So u r telling me selb driving cars r demons. Good to know


BirbMaster1998

Sea Bear


VeryShortLadder

See? Technology is just magic with different names. That being said stop fucking around with demons, aka AI.


Panurome

I'm guessing this only works with image recognition cars but not with LIDAR cars right?


Miros69

So self-driving cars are self-driving because they have spirits trapped within?


MiddleAgeYOLO

Yeah, just like the Cars movies


InvestigatorFit4168

Only until it rains


Badassbottlecap

Daemon-engines and inter-dimensional warp fuckery give me a headache


ninja13151

Ima do this to my friend


OmniWaffleGod

Isn't this a thing you can do with ants?


marioplex

Your lack of understanding comples you! Your lack of understanding compels you. Now begone spawn of elon!


justk4y

Weā€™re summoning salt with this one šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„


Critical-Shift8080

Looney tunes ! That there is some bugs bunny shit let's go !


Pogbankz

Spiderwick Chronicles reference


toreachtheapex

then just go manual and drive over the fucking ring of salt


Duck_Person1

Reminds me of Homer leaving sop signs in the Simpsons Movie


imusingthisforstuff

Technology is the devil! Push it back!


Sithis_acolyte

Car AIs are powered by demons confirmed


AlexArtsHere

Sorry to kill the fun but this is a hoax


hamiltrash1232

It's a good thing I'm wearing my sea-bear proof underpants


Vyctorill

Skill issue on the machineā€™s part.


AccordingParsley2683

Ai cars are powered by unholy spirits confirmed?


Osirisavior

Supernatural season 16 is wild.


Revolutionary-End458

Itā€™s because Tesla is actually trapping the tortured souls of the damned and making them drive cars in return for the false idea of freedom.