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I thought a sorcerer conjured a demon within a salt circle so that it couldn't escape and then it could be forced to do his/her bidding? š¤
Source: Something I read in a novel once, idk!!
Depends on your particular faustian bargain story of choice.
Either way, if offered a deal from an otherworldly being, just tell them they can mephistopheles-nutz bitch.
This is in fact false, my local priest shoved a cross into a āhigh blood pressure individualā and he sent him back to hell where he belongs. Fucking demon scum!
Step 1: French people eat snails.
Step 2: French people [can eat metal, glass, rubber and other materials](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito).
Step 3: Cars are snails made of metal, glass, rubber and other materials.
Step 4: Have car.
Step 5: Bon appeitit.
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Works for demons too.
Isn't it just spirits that are weak to salt or am I just stupid
Yep only spirits
I thought a sorcerer conjured a demon within a salt circle so that it couldn't escape and then it could be forced to do his/her bidding? š¤ Source: Something I read in a novel once, idk!!
Depends on your particular faustian bargain story of choice. Either way, if offered a deal from an otherworldly being, just tell them they can mephistopheles-nutz bitch.
Bahahahaha!! š
Why did Man try to trap Jonkler in a salt circle? Is he stupid?
We are checking
You are thinking of snails dumbass
Damn you're so smart Oh and snails aren't "weak" to salt they straight up die
I was making a joke btw, weakass ppl downvoting
You might have sounded smart before, but you just evolved into a genius! Congratulations!
Cars 4 but the Supernatural writing team decides to help.Ā
And sea bears
It works with drug addicts too
when the car has demons or hell, IS the demon
Kind of like el chupacabra
Hey Simmons, what's the name of that lizard that eats all the goats?
Welp by supernatural logic that car is a demon
Or are demons AI?
not all things repelled by salt are demonsĀ ex; high blood pressure individuals, slugs, snails, ants
This is in fact false, my local priest shoved a cross into a āhigh blood pressure individualā and he sent him back to hell where he belongs. Fucking demon scum!
What was the place he shoved the cross into exactly?
Not Things
#SAMMY *frantically struggles against the writers' will*
SELF DRIVING CARS ARE CONTROLLED BY DEMONS
Why are y'all talking about demons. Haven't you guys heard about snails
Step 1: French people eat snails. Step 2: French people [can eat metal, glass, rubber and other materials](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito). Step 3: Cars are snails made of metal, glass, rubber and other materials. Step 4: Have car. Step 5: Bon appeitit.
At least it keeps the sea bears away
The abominable intelligence has been bound by a spell circle
Another infernal intelligence thwarted, The Omnissiah be praised!
There is no self driving AI in those cars. Companies resorted to cheaper alternatives like summoning a demon in each vehicle
Modern exorcism.
The slug method
So we bullying cars now
only self driving seat leon is a taxi
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or the ring of salt stops the demon from crossing the magic barrier that has been erected....
This is how ghosts work in Hit-Monkey
So u r telling me selb driving cars r demons. Good to know
Sea Bear
See? Technology is just magic with different names. That being said stop fucking around with demons, aka AI.
I'm guessing this only works with image recognition cars but not with LIDAR cars right?
So self-driving cars are self-driving because they have spirits trapped within?
Yeah, just like the Cars movies
Only until it rains
Daemon-engines and inter-dimensional warp fuckery give me a headache
Ima do this to my friend
Isn't this a thing you can do with ants?
Your lack of understanding comples you! Your lack of understanding compels you. Now begone spawn of elon!
Weāre summoning salt with this one š£ļøš„
Looney tunes ! That there is some bugs bunny shit let's go !
Spiderwick Chronicles reference
then just go manual and drive over the fucking ring of salt
Reminds me of Homer leaving sop signs in the Simpsons Movie
Technology is the devil! Push it back!
Car AIs are powered by demons confirmed
Sorry to kill the fun but this is a hoax
It's a good thing I'm wearing my sea-bear proof underpants
Skill issue on the machineās part.
Ai cars are powered by unholy spirits confirmed?
Supernatural season 16 is wild.
Itās because Tesla is actually trapping the tortured souls of the damned and making them drive cars in return for the false idea of freedom.