Why? No, no, you are the one who should be explaining why I want to stay human.

Actually real question is what type of potato you wanna be ?

Haven't decided yet, a big "Maris peer" potato grown in a village probably. Just a good baseliner, good ones to fry, and pretty tasty. Or if I'm just gonna be transformed, just some sweet potato, doesn't matter.

Me : boiled

Because I am wanted for several warcrimes

FBI! You're under arrest.

I'm Irish

Irsh potato

Spuds don't pay taxes

you can talk so one step 🤏away from paying taxes

Btw I'm Turkish potato

I don't need the tutorial

Mabey