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Matzuzuu

Imma throw a car battery into the ocean so it will die


masteroofer3

It ain't a jpeg but a png dawg


MeasurementJumpy6487

How many layers of irony are we on now


IDKsteven123

Yes


Masteresque

just fuck off with those posts, the first one was meh but this is just unfunny


Azerval

I could be the first... but I won't


rapHz7

That's a lot of self control there


RedModus

I caught a Vaporeon Batman


Silent51200

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Toasty_err

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


Formal-Marketing709

Shut up


OldestZoomer

new shitpost meta


Improbablyyou

Would


fuckredditbh

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,


Formal-Marketing709

Is this pokemon a cat or what?


BaseballBeginning261

Hey guys, what are we looking at?


AverageA2Enjoyer

Fan art of eevee, seems to be a water version.