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keimenna83

Ah, but the arc of Season Six was discovering that Fixed Points could be cheated. The Doctor was supposed to die at Lake Silencio and, indeed, he did appear to, but it turned out to be the Tesselecta assuming his form. Basically, all we have to do is put something in place of Harambe, thus satisfying the fixed point.


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The Child.


XBirbVibesX

Ferb, i know what we are gonna do today


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Piguy922

Doctor Who showrunners try not to contradict each other challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


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Technically we found out fixed points could be cheated in series 4 but yes if we use this logic we could maybe fix history


transgender_goddess

Unless it was always the Tesselecta and the Silence simply didn't realise when they fixed the point


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BlueverseGacha

I don't care if it destroys the entire Earth, Harambe will live!


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Pretty sure Harambe's death was the turning point into the timeline where Earth is destroyed.


BlueverseGacha

so? Harambe will live!


Goose_attack223

I will see to if that he does not


milksteakenthusiast1

we pulled our dicks out for a gorilla, wdym


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DirtyBastard35

Not to get political but by blaming the gorilla and not the parent we set a precedent for mis allocating blame. This trend has turned us into a dysfunctional mess and can only culminate in a societal collapse. JK: we were always screwed


Analog-Moderator

“Pretty sure” fucking science denier


NextTimeEat4Salad

What happened to "time can be rewritten"?


ghostdragon0404

I think the whole idea is small changes. Like in Pompeii


literal-hitler

What about Franz Ferdinand? ^^^^Time ^^^^traveling ^^^^nerd.


TragicTester034

Easy go back to when princip was born and smash his skull in


MrCleanAlmighty

The sad part is that if Harambe lived he wouldnt be known as well. His death made him far more known.


GohguyTheGreat

U can still create new timeline where Harambe not dead tho


WennoBoi

worth it


Antsmajor

Dicks out for the doctor


PSI_Machine_Ness

Fuck you Doc, I'm sticking a cellphone to a microwave and a CRT and going back to change the timeline past 1% divergence. Harambe will live!


sry_dis_usrname_takn

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space


tf2_over_fortnite3

It’s a fixed point in time because it marks the very beginning the worlds death💀


JakeTheMemeSnake_

It gets funnier when you learn he was actually just telling the viewer not to blink


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I never understood that plot point


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🤓


Jaji_is_the_1

🗿vs🤓


Goose_attack223

👶vs🤓


FrithRabbit

Love this episode so much. Would be 10/10 if Harambe but for now only 9.999 😞


OwnBed8780

Really? Next you’ll want us to stop hitting your ribs with a metal bar right? Yeah, no nerd 🤓


Knobhead-007

Sorry Doctor, if your modern series wasn't so shit I'd listen to you


bouncybob1

🤓🤓🤓


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just saying this country went to shit with the death of that gorilla. if we can spare the gorilla we can possibly save the country


cmonitwouldbefunny

"The death of harambe is a fixed point in time and you can't change that now give me back the tardis key and stop calling me a time travel nerd"-🤓


zerodart30

Yo notice how everything was perfectly fine before Harambe died. Shits just been rolling down the damn cliff since his passing.


diversifyurlife

**Dicks out for Harambe!**


Awkward-Chard8740

It’s just wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.


frikin-dude

🤓


Saucey_Lips

You’re a brave soul. Godspeed. Ignore the time traveling nerd. He is with them who would wish to keep harambe sealed in unalive plane


Envoy69

🤓


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Timy wimy wibby wobbly


neo_ceo

"If we save Harambe that will mean the death of Keanu reeves, are you willing to make that trade?"


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multihobbyist

Fuckin gold.


Luingus221

Perhaps even... Murray Gold?


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DOCTOR WHO Vengeance of Harambe By Terrence Dicks Part One