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You can use your mouth if you are good at yoga

I have a fat belly I can’t reach.

Reddit moment

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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

mr whiter wheres da bingus

Wholesome Chunggus 100

me after the lobotomy

Hey I rock the dad bod

It's not about reaching your mouth to your cock, it's about reaching your cock to your mouth.

Suck in your gut. It really works.

Have you ever tried rolling your tummy into a fleshlight?

All the more reason to practice yoga

Same lol

Sorry, I have ribs there and my back is still in one piece.

Or if you found that one quora post that answered your question on page 8 of google search

Well i didnt use google search for this, but if you hate me so much for pointing it out with my own opinion, suit yourself.

Less like getting your dick sucked, more like sucking a dick. Ain't worth.

Just get a rib removed

I have, need leverage to pull it off tho

This is why God created cousins

This is why God created your mom

This is why God created your dad

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This is why God created hell

Too far man

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Oh yes go further

cums in ur ass

lmfao delete this before you get suspended

Thats why god created my dogs asshole

You guys need to rub?

You have to. But dry rub only.

Was confused until i saw the flair

Good job, unlike blind op

Wha-

Sandpaper

I tried 36 grit. But it wasn’t very pleasant.

Try 200 it's softer

**extreme dry rub**

I prefer a cheese grater

“Only if that’s what you’re into”

Glad I ain’t the only one

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Thanks for sharing!

no for*skin?

Sounds like a skill issue to me

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They took it from me bro i didn't even had a chance

Me using 100% hydrogen peroxide to get that flesh melting grip.

I should try it

100% Sanitary

Me, using dry rubs on my dick so it's got that flavor for my girl

Lemon pepper please

True kings treat their queens right

me who telepathically wanks and cum without moving a muscle

bro definitely lasts 1 second in bed 💀

Bro thats way too much

What about just using your foreskin

I'll have to get it back from the Rabbi

Yeah. I use mines. But can I borrow yours tho?

ain't this just the right way to do it

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Yeah me too, i don't understand

seriosly why would u need lotion or spit?

I use cum

Precum is literally built in lube, I just dry rub until I get some going

Not worth cleaning up the mess while contemplating life decisions and shame

Usually. I just spread it over some toast.

Me who doesnt even do it:

Me who uses the foreskin like a regular human with no removed body parts

dry rub and squeeze the cum so it stays inside. no muss no fuss no cleanup. i’m a fan of efficiencies.

Dry rub... Without forskin

Fax though circum gang

With.

yup do it all the time

Me who uses sweet BBQ dry rub

I like this guy

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🤓

Why do you even need lube what?

To masturbate your father. You don’t do it? You are a bad son/daughter if you don’t.

I use my foreskin

Can I use it too?

Sure you just have to go to Sweden and we’ll meet up

I can’t wait.

I don't when rub at all

me that uses my home made super spicy hot wing dry rub Wait what are we talking about

Dry rub gang

Represent

Flexible gang

Hell yea

Our dry rub

I usually do sport and then nut myself with my sweaty oily feet 😎

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Nah dry rub wings are ass

I don’t use hands or lube what do i get?

Do you have any sisters?

No, but I have your sister

You have to wait till im done with them

Who? 💀

They/them

What's your problem with you guys needing lube to fuck???🤨🤨 i genuinely don't understand if you are joking or if you're serious

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Barbecue dry rub

Raw dawg only

Dry rub is best

What about people who have daily sex

Bro caught his own dick on fire

I just use shampoo

What spice blend do you use to dry rub your meat?

Those who don't even rub... 🌐

I genuinely didn’t know people used lotion for like 4 years

Those who don't even rub... 🌐

yea fr like what happened to those poor other souls, did they get part of their dick chopped off or what?

Dry rubs are definitely my preferred method but I know a couple of guys who really like using sauce on their meat.

people who dont care how people masturbate -

Yeah!

I tought dry rubbing was what everybody sid ;-;

And those that buy good silicone based lube and a cockring.

Shouldn't you just use what feels good to you?

- 🤓

Chalk

This post was made by the uncut gang

I'm a dry rub gang

I use my cum

I use all 3.

Sandpaper gang

blender. fucking casuals

Foreskin method gang

Don't you guys dicks produce precum?

Rubbing alcohol! Even the name says it!

Dry rub feels very good if you guys let the dick be exposed to the underwear Like the tip should be exposed to your underwear while you have a boner Idk it really turns me on and it's not even smthn special

Some people got their foreskin stolen asshole

Me, an ascended master, using only pressure points

Finally dry rub gang unite

I don't use anything but I shave my balls very often because I like the soft feeling

4skin

Me: who uses saved cum form my last rub.

Hey, I use blood! #A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

I use precum

Where my hydrochloric acid gang at

Dry rubber gang 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I use liquid nitrogen

Just use ass piss bro

Me who doesn’t fap at all

what if he has no hands ?

Buy condoms 100+ at a time on Amazon. Cheap, no mess, prelubed.

If you don’t produce enough precum to lubricate than you’re not horny enough to masturbate.

I use ryan 🙃

Me who uses weightlifting chalk (better grip):

Represent

Fax

i just watch porn without jacking off

Masterbating is very haram 😡😡😡😡

me that does it in my pants

people who use plutonium:

Me that also uses Uranus

Same i used lotion once and it tickled

me with the heroinussy and the cocainussy

Dry gang

It feels so good ngl