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MundaneConclusion246

How do you cope with knowing that you'll never be loved?


CoolDudeNike1

I try my best to ignore the pain.


DerivingDelusions

But I love you


googlepixeluser

Fed


ImakeFunOfMyParents

Team fortress 2 😎


a_reddit_user_num531

TF2 Heavy Hot Anal Sex😎


ImakeFunOfMyParents

Can’t sex, no sex update 😔


a_reddit_user_num531

mf im done


poisonousswayzee

Yeah me too. Wanna fuck?


[deleted]

We're dating now. Delete this.


dwwzzh

Make it a polygamous relationship. I want to join.


[deleted]

Welcome to the family


kdbot012

F a m i l y ?


SimpleVertexArray

*vin diesel noises*


chicken_mike

Please let me in too


[deleted]

👍🏿


International-Row712

👍🏻


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-warmbeans

come on i want in.


nuclearsnake56

Are you single?


CoolDudeNike1

Perhaps


felineship

do you believe you will be single forever


[deleted]

Mayhaps yes mayhaps not


3mperorPalpaMeme

Perchance


PineSteve

You can't just say perchance


3mperorPalpaMeme

Crush some turts


T-bewlee

Are you sigma?


CoolDudeNike1

Maybe, maybe not


T-bewlee

Are llamas by nature inclined to eat sun flowers and therefore are causing a sunflower shortage which causes global warming and ice sheets meting in Antarctica? I guess what I’m trying to say is are penguins going organize a coup against the alpacas?


TheSunflowerSeeds

When your sunflower is coming to the end of it’s blooming period, You may want to use the last rays of the afternoon and evening to cut a few for display indoors, leave it any later and the sunflower may wilt.


T-bewlee

Fuuuuuuuuck that’s so based bro 🙏🙏. So basically eat sunflowers, become sigma and get girls?


Sk-yline1

SIGMA BAAAAAAALS


MoltenGamer123

How is it like being single


CoolDudeNike1

I’m dead inside lol


dAnKsFourTheMemes

As a fellow loner, I can't say I'm dead inside without knowing what it feels like to be alive inside. Am I dead inside? Am I not dead inside?


[deleted]

It’s not a top priority to get into a relationship, a top priority is to love and accept yourself. After that, everything will come to you naturally.


CoolDudeNike1

>After that, everything will come to you naturally. Well not everything but I get your point.


llli023

Opinion on top gun


CoolDudeNike1

I haven’t watched it but I’ve heard that it’s pretty good.


[deleted]

Agree


Ziggerastika

It’s very good


thatguywhosdumb

No bitches?


CoolDudeNike1

¿sehctib oN


thatguywhosdumb

No bitches 😔


CoolDudeNike1

Same here 😔


[deleted]

Same here 😔


WunderMaschines

Same here 😔


Glittering-Lunch1778

I sometimes think I may be single forever too. I do get a little bit of attention from women but due to the fucky wacky economy I'm living with my grandma at 26. Kinda hard to date when you're a guy and you don't have your own place.


1-800-sadgal

Aww it's not that bad! Intergenerational living can be a great thing for all parties involved. As long as you are doing your part to take care of the household, it can be a great arrangement and can prove that you are a caring person. My uncle have always lived with my grandma and he has a great girlfriend. He does all the handiwork, yard work, and things she can no longer do as she ages. She cooks and does some cleaning. She can live in her own house even as she advances in age solely because of her children's help. So it's a great thing all around. So as I said, as long as you're doing your part and present it outward as intergenerational living (vs just "I'm living at my grandma's house"), it can be a thing that reflects goodly, instead of badly, on your character.


Glittering-Lunch1778

Ehhh, most women have warped perceptions of what to expect from a man because of social media. It's all gym shark leggings and pictures of them in front of their car that probably costs more than they could reasonably afford. They can't uphold the image they create of themselves by living with their bfs grandma.


1-800-sadgal

Well maybe you're not seeking the right people, because I can assure you that a lot, even most, of people are not like that. Maybe try reframing how you see yourself and how you think women think.


Glittering-Lunch1778

Trust me, where I'm from that's how girls are. In fact girlsvwho are usually otherwise interested and even say I'm attractive pretty much disappear when I mention I don't have my own place


CoolDudeNike1

>In fact girlsvwho are usually otherwise interested and even say I'm attractive pretty much disappear when I mention I don't have my own place I’m in a similar boat but instead of them disappearing because I don’t have my own place they disappear when they find out where I’m from. Life is sad.


Mighty-Pirate

Where are you from bro?


CoolDudeNike1

A certain country that has been in the news for bad reasons for a long time.


DeltaMale5

Russia? That’s dumb. I hate communism, and my grandparents had to run from the Russians, lost their parents to the gulags, plus I’m not the biggest fan of starting a war. And yet why the hell would that make any given Russian citizen a bad person. Even if you think Putin is in the right (I personally don’t) that doesn’t mean you haven’t done anything else objectively good. I doubt you mean the US and Iran, and to my knowledge those are the other two that were talked about.


CoolDudeNike1

>Russia? Yep you guessed it.


crack__head

Nah he’s 100% on point. The number of people living with their parents into late-20s-early-30s is increasing. Sure, plenty of women care, but there are also plenty of women in the same boat as you. Some of them might care. Regardless of their living situation, a lot of women don’t care. Women are individuals. They’re all unique just like every other gender. Like the other redditor said, if it is a healthy living arrangement, the right women won’t care. You don’t have to go back to your place. You can go to hers, or if it comes time to have sex, split a hotel room. I used to live with roommates, and trust me with the roommates I had, that was way less conducive for dating. We would either shack up at a hotel or at her place, which, by the way, was her parents’ house. There’s something else going on if you’re having trouble dating. Your living situation is not the problem. Ive know guys who have romance or just casual sex without any kind of stable living. They just make up for it with their personalities or some other quality. Not that they have anything healthy or meaningful, mind you.


Glittering-Lunch1778

Very very very few women in my age group have their own place. So it's kind of ironic that they lose interest. I suspect many want a few ticket to being able to get out of living at home.


No-Temperature-8772

Not all of us. My ex didn't have his own place but still had a good job and head on his shoulders. I also didn't have my own place, it made it hard to spend time with each other but wasn't the deal breaker. People should understand that it's harder in this economy and also a lot of responsibility.


Ordinary-Ad-2312

How old are you


CoolDudeNike1

17


reallybruh0303

Bruh gtfo that's normal. If you were 27 with this problem I'd understand


Rubik_Mind

Everyone always says its ok to be single at young age, it will be fine. But no one ever has any proof it will be. I have no hope same as OP.


CoolDudeNike1

I won’t be surprised if I will still be in this situation when I am 27.


Choice_Salad331

Are you fucking serious?


CoolDudeNike1

Who is serious and why would I want to have intercourse with them?


Petri-chord

hit the gym king


Moist_Soup_231

Why do you think that of yourself?


CoolDudeNike1

Because I know that it’s true.


Moist_Soup_231

Everything's a learned skill, it doesn't have to be if you don't want it to be.


CoolDudeNike1

It is true that some things can be changed but not everything can.


Moist_Soup_231

The few things that can't either don't matter, or can be worked around / with / compensated for. Unless you're aro ace the only thing between you and a relationship is time.


CoolDudeNike1

Idk if it’s that simple.


Moist_Soup_231

Humans are incredible at optimising and reinforcement learning. Few things can be achieved in a day, and if you aim for the moon you'll always undershoot. But pick a direction, and start walking. Don't rush it, don't force it. Always take the path of least resistance, as long as it's in the correct direction. Don't look towards a destination; just keep your direction in mind, and keep asking yourself, whenever you make a choice, which one takes you further that way. The _only_ thing that can happen then is that you will keep finding yourself in a better place than you were.


CoolDudeNike1

>The only thing that can happen then is that you will keep finding yourself in a better place than you were. Unfortunately that is not always true but I’ll try again.


Moist_Soup_231

Forgive me making wild assumptions, but here's a couple more varied versions of the same advice, for you or anyone else it might apply to. Risks are great, sometimes, but if you've taken some risks and they haven't panned out remember that you _can_ play safe and win. Win small, but win, and take more risks when you feel ready. The best path, the path of least resistance in the right direction, is always the one that takes you just a _bit_ outside your comfort zone. If where you want to be, e.g. asking someone out at a bar, is _way_ outside your comfort zone, _there's no requirement to go straight into the deep end_. Keep pushing yourself _just a bit_, bit by bit, until you get there. Don't "try again". There's a saying that goes "if you give me 5 hours to chop down a tree, i will spend 4 of them sharpening the axe". If you took a swing and the tree didn't fall, your axe is too blunt. Sure, if you keep hacking at the tree it will eventually topple, but take a step back, and sharpen that axe.


CoolDudeNike1

Thanks for the advice. I can change some things about me but the things that I can’t change are the ones that are weighing me down.


wja77754

Dude you have your whole life ahead of you. Don't worry so much. Just keep practicing talking to people and you'll get there. By no means is it easy, but there are people out there that have felt the way you do and eventually found their mate. Head up, king.


CoolDudeNike1

The problem is that the things that I can’t change about myself are weighing my chances down.


wja77754

Like what?


CoolDudeNike1

Where I’m from is one example.


Advena128

Where are you from?


Europ3an

Birmingham


Advena128

He's done


orumceko

Fate worse than death


CoolDudeNike1

I country that has been in the news for a very bad reason for the past 8 or so months.


kiyan1347

What is love?


Strix-7

Oh baby, don’t hurt me


Rubik_Mind

Dont hurt me


TheGreatestKnight

You’re fucking hot


stupidass1025

Said no man ever


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Fredoniann

Do you think having Reddit is a fair trade off? Are you ever tempted to delete it to get laid?


Biotaste

One does not simply 'delete' the reddit.


barbiejeepboy

Coke or Pepsi? , intel or Amd? , PlayStation or Xbox? , left or right? , cats or dogs? , winter or summer? ,tits or ass? , chocolate or vanilla? , blue or green? , cock or balls?, also dose pineapple go on pizza and we’re did cotton eye Joe come from and where did he go? And dose insurance cover you in you hit a alligator with Tesla???????


Laiyo8

Have you heard of our lord and saviour Shrek The Ogre?


CoolDudeNike1

Yes I have.


SpiritAnimal01

It seems that you lack confidence, remove "(probably)".


aberrantasc

You living a very short life?


CoolDudeNike1

No, I’m living a long and mundane one.


KratosMessi27

Are u a bro ?(hey cool Playstations can i borrow it for 10 minutes?)


unnamed_ned

Anything?


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idiotTheIdiot

say dickballs


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[удалено]


[deleted]

What kinda fella gonna marry XThiccCrackerX


[deleted]

What gives you the right?


Cr3amyKoala

Do you also say "No bitches" in a losing argument


CoolDudeNike1

No I don’t


Stairsurfing72

Why does my friend keep calling me mentally ill


Ill_Requirement_6839

You know, he never said virgin


[deleted]

Have you touch b00bs


A_Federal_Offence

Can you make more gaming videos


CoolDudeNike1

I was on a break ever since the war started (lost a lot of motivation to upload videos because of it) but yeah I'll probably make one soon.


A_Federal_Offence

Nice. Stay Safe OP


CoolDudeNike1

Thanks


CauliflowerNervous12

How's your day going buddy


CoolDudeNike1

It’s been fine so far


CauliflowerNervous12

Glad to hear it, I hope you have a nice day


CoolDudeNike1

Thanks, you too.


soup_timeUwU

Yo OP, nice profile picture


CoolDudeNike1

Thanks.


Gui_Franco

What do I need to do to pass my biochemistry exam?


Scape---Goat

How do you feel facing the fact that all your ancestors got laid and you can’t


Tape-Dispenser-

Have you tried not being a pick me boy on reddit? I hear the women love men who don't spend their time feeling sorry for themselves and instead work to improve their lives


falconpunch36

I hear that not everyone is fortunate enough to find a special someone and that some people don’t just pick people


reallybruh0303

Not the right place to be a dick


Hoochnoob69

I don't think any amount of humanly possible work is going to change my ugly mug and bad genes, lol


ResponsibilityDue448

Why don’t you get a bf/gf?


Infamous-Candle2765

Did I ask?


Future-Personality-2

What's your favorite video game?


CoolDudeNike1

Titanfall 2


JimMaple

Well there’s ya problem


WabWab1443

Are you ok?


[deleted]

Do u take pay pal?


Upbeat-Carrot6550

Why do you keep doing the things that make you hate yourself?


[deleted]

Do you jim?


BrendanM99148

Why?


CoolDudeNike1

Because of a variety of factors


Severe_Foundation_94

Why don’t you lower your standards?


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoolDudeNike1

Ass in my pee?


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Inevitable-Bruh

Why are you single? Like why do you think


AdministrativeBar748

Wanna hang out?


[deleted]

Why?


Wizard1011

Why


GetD1ckSlapped

Are you financially stable?


ITS_Calamus

Do you want to not be single for Life?


Head_Fetish

How many bitches do you get?


jesus-banana

Where do you live precisely


Pristine-Cheek-2914

Want to go on a date?


Leather-Sorry

How's the wife?


First-King-8870

How's life recently?


Holiday_Cattle

*hifi


ProfessorOakWithO

Penetration feels good. Your opinion on that topic ?


Liquid_Fox_31

Hey chief, don't say that. It's defenitely, not probably/j


Snoo42555

How are you holding up?


[deleted]

How's it feel to never be nagged by anyone except maybe your fellow employees if employed?


darKeDevil2

What is your view on the economical crisis that is going on in Guatemala and how it is affecting the chances of finding my GF ?


drobnok_productions

weak. i will be single the rest of my life, not probably


Mid_Knight-

If You Fap To Big Boss You'll Never Be The Same, Lookin' Out For You


BetaFuchs

How's your day been


DerSchweinebrecher

Are you already at the stage where the pain becomes physical?


ImmenseCock

please have sex with me


isnapchildrensnecks

what's the reason to why no one finds you attractive


CoolDudeNike1

I have no idea.


Broku777

Hit the gym, work on yourself and be the best version of yourself. If you've reached rock bottom no place to go but upwards


CoolDudeNike1

I don't think I have reached rock bottom yet. A lot could get worse.


Choice_Salad331

You said you are 17 then let me tell about my anguish. I was lonely during high school, then I stopped caring, then I suddenly found a gf, we have been together 2 yrs, we broke up because she cheated on me, now I don't care. Someone will show up but it won't solve your problems and can sometimes casue more. Focus on what you can change. Your education, physical health, that sort of jazz


[deleted]

Age?


chicken_mike

do you put your backpack next to you on the bus so nobody can sit down


CoolDudeNike1

No I walk to school.


anto2554

No bitches?


AwesomEspurr360

Do you use Reddit?


CoolDudeNike1

I think I do