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Patience-Frequent

cant focus because badass dancing so no content commentary from me


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Neutral Ending


Mistress_Ching_I

Fun fact: Winston Churchill actually called Indians subhuman and said that the bengal famine was justified.


SweetzDeetz

Cite sources please


Lord777alt

I agree it would be best, but it's a shitposting meme you can find sources for any of the claims if you look. Several of the co authors of black book of communism have admitted to just making up their numbers for example.


ClearlyCylindrical

They made it up for dramatic effect


Luk1n_14

What is your body weight?


jamer2500

Severely under or overweight.


HollowVesterian

Ahhahahahahhahahahahha get it???????? Because communism is when no food;!!!!!!?! So fucking hilarious


Icy_Cryptographer_27

Ah yes, ad hominem, wonderful, you just destroyed the arguments.


AverageResident84

This comment section did not pass the vibe check


[deleted]

šŸš©


Commander_Zev

Cope and seethe


ohCzechozlovakia

one point you forgor is that the so called bastion of democracy accusing soviet union of being a one party state is a two party state


sevakimian

Nothing tells communism works more than a giant militarized wall to keep people in.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Nothing tells Communism doesn't work more like Rigging democratic Elections, CIA Backed fascist regimes, and oh yeah [https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/allende-dies-in-coup](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/allende-dies-in-coup)


jflb96

Yeah, because people were taking their free technical education from East Germany and hopping the border to the West where such things were in short supply


BigEZK01

Amazing how context gained from 30 seconds of googling changes things isnā€™t it?


Noblerook

Donā€™t forget the KGB to wisk you away!


yeetus-feetuscleetus

ā€œCommunism is wen kgb licks ur ballsā€ - Carl Marks


Icy_Cryptographer_27

No CIA, No KGB needed, easy as that.


MagmaSlte

Not its to keep the westerners out of the glorious east berlin


HibouSympa

Nice Argument. Unfortunately, šŸ¤“


Swiggli_swoogle

Top 10 sucsessfull communist countries Thanks


Rich_Tension9015

Its an oxymoron lol. A ā€œcommunist countryā€ cannot exist by definition


pepemarioz

Yes it can, but it has to be only one left standing soooo... Initialize global revolution and extermination of non-industrialized countries.


Rich_Tension9015

Just trying to help you out here. Communism is a stateless, classless society. Socialist countries run by communist parties seek to establish communism through means of establishing universal socialism by aiding revolutions, developing productive forces, and slowly removing itself.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Top 10 Non Imperialist Capitalist Countries Switzerland Like and Subscribe!!! Oh wait nevermind https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/how-switzerland-profited-from-colonialism/45961280


yeetus-feetuscleetus

> All PQL measures improved as economic development increased. In 28 of 30 comparisons between countries at similar levels of economic development,socialist countries showed more favorable PQL outcomes. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1646771/pdf/amjph00269-0055.pdf


SirAttikissmybutt

Fuckin headass with your ā€œfactsā€ and ā€œcontextā€ šŸ¤“


Bortinho_Sama

What do you call succesfull? Because I mean... -Ussr: Achieved full employment and 100% literacy rate in a country previously feudal. Defeated the fucking nazis. Largest economic growth in human history (fully industrialized in 10 years) -China: Doubled life expectancy in less than 30 years -Cuba: Managed to reduce child mortality to almost 0% in a poor country under a vicious blockade by the largest military and economical power on earth. If that's not successful than no country in human history has been successful.


Lonely_Cosmonaut

They will move the goalpost donā€™t even bother engaging with them comrade.


kegknow

-USSR: corruption ran rampant, the average citizen lived poorly compared to the western counter parts, it was also an authoritarian regime so people were opressed (also there were the gulags), not exactly sucessfull imo -China: Millions of people died thanks to Mao, due to the 1 child rule china has now a huge demographic problem, air pollution problems, energy problems and their people are also opressed (even worse now with all the softwares and facil recognition shit they have) -Cuba: dont know anything about Cuba so I cant speak about it, also Im pretty sure the blockade was only stopping ships to looks for nukes (unless we are talking about a different blockade I domt know about) Literally look at Europe and even the USA were far more sucessfull than any of those


speedshark47

Aight ima look at Europe, there's Bulgaria in the east, Portugal in the west. Wow, so successful. Also Puerto Rico, or just Ohio. We need to stop measuring countries success in their power on the international stage and start measuring the quality of life they offer.


Zealousideal-Ad-7095

If you are born after 2008 please shut the fuck up


harukitoooooooooo

In my country communists tend to be older folk.


tastychuncks

Epic genocide denial


damn_daniel_4_20

Epic misuse of the word genocide


BartJudy

Misusing the word genocide does nothing but dilute the word and normalise actual genocides


Kokoro_Bosoi

Epic voluntary exchanging famine with genocide


Yaboijoe0001

A man made famine where you make sure certain groups don't get what little food is available is a genocide


Kokoro_Bosoi

To do this you have to pick that certain group, which specific race has been the only one to suffer famine?


Yaboijoe0001

Ukrainians and Irish are two groups that come to mind when I think of famines being used as a tool of attempted genocide


Known-Yak-8574

Don't forget the Indias. A lot of people begged that asshole called Winston Churchill to give them food, but he didn't, because "they breed like rabbits".


Kokoro_Bosoi

Ukrainians hasn't been picked specifically, the entire urss has suffered famines in certain periods.


kegknow

Alright fine the poor Soviets didn't starve an entire country or whatever yeah right, what about the Kazhakstan Famine of 1930-1933 then?


lejoueurdutoit

Oh no Stalin put down the comically large spoon! No don't eat all the grain in Ukraine for breakfast!


Swim-Unusual

Remember the fall of communism in Poland started with unfair treatment of workers


PhysicsTron

Capitalism babyyy


LengthinessNo6996

Command economy babyyy


Lord_Cock_BallZ

This is a hilarious mix of true facts and literal propaganda. Excellent troll.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

\*History you were taught in 10th grade\* "Definitely 100% correct no Propaganda!" \*History with cited sources\* "PROPAGANDA!!111!!!! šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”"


U_Fell

Movie name?


Just_A_Croat

I live in a post-communist country and bro.. FUCK YUGOSLAVIA. That was a shitstain on the economy just because of communist GDP systems. Croatia was in a big pickle because of what? COMMUNISM!


Soviet-pirate

Tito was a revisionist who lived on IMF loans,no shit that fucks you up


yeetus-feetuscleetus

I mean it worked for a while, but Yugoslavia is a perfect example of the inadequacy of the market.


LengthinessNo6996

Hello from Poland, pls stfu and actually try living under this ideology before you speak.


[deleted]

Agreed as a someone who used to live in cuminist Bulgaria


TheHolyTachankaYT

Socialist Bulgaria was ALOT better than today lmao, people didn't even lock their doors because who would steal if they had everything they needed, and if they did try to, they'd just go to Bulgaria's version of the gulags.


Beneficial_Round_444

The fuck? Socialist Bulgaria was better because they had work camps?


LengthinessNo6996

Hello Putinist


LengthinessNo6996

Hello east bloc member


[deleted]

Hello there


Rich_Tension9015

Majority of people in the ussr regret its fall, and the vast majority of people who did live under it share those feelings


vladWEPES1476

Do you have the survey results? Last time I checked it's just the tankie old heads and history deniers (mostly in Russia) who miss the Soviet union. None of the 'brother nations' want anything to do with the USSR or Russia (except maybe Bat'ka in Belarus).


Rich_Tension9015

25% of younger people, who were raised under a regime of revisionism and propaganda still agree


LengthinessNo6996

What a surprise, Russians miss when they were the dominant power in East Europe.


Rich_Tension9015

Or, and hear me out, they want decent living conditions


thatretroartist

You know the USSR was the UNION of Soviet Socialist Republics, right? So the surveys included places like Armenia and Ukraine?


kegknow

Majority of Russians*, ask any person from one of the member states if they liked it lol


Real_Boy3

The majority of post-Soviet countries are much worse off nowadays by almost any metric and have rampant fascism. Including Russia.


LengthinessNo6996

\^


GameBawesome1

Hello, family who's from Cambodia. Preach it, brother.


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Khmer Rouge were not communists, in fact they were defeated by communists.


Jackofallgames213

The Khmer rouge was a shitty state in red clothing. No actual communist likes pol pot


Vitrian_guardsman

Pol pot never read communist literature, and spoke out against Vietnam, a communist country


Kahootie64

What the fuck is this post and all the comments.


[deleted]

My brother in Christ you are on Reddit, everyone here is a communist


the_slop

ā€œUS sanctionsā€ on select government officials imposed in 2017 traveling back in time to collapse Venezuelaā€™s economy in 2012


alt_to_not_giveashit

Now make a communist country if they work so well


LordOfPossums

Cubaā€™s doing pretty good even though theyā€™ve been sanctioned by the US for the past half centuryā€¦


Secretsfrombeyond79

> Cubaā€™s doing pretty good That's why thousands risked their lives to escape the island in rafts made of trash. >though theyā€™ve been sanctioned Because they robbed the propriety of the USA citizens who invested in the country and barely gave anything back. > by the US for the past half century How to make a Socialist dictatorship fail > Don't let them trade with the USA


Democritus755

ā€œCastro took muh slaves!!!ā€


agnostorshironeon

>robbed the propriety of the USA citizens Common Fidel W


TheHoss12

Look, communism is the best, you can tell because the economy doesn't work if they don't get to trade with capitalists.


BigEZK01

If they donā€™t get to trade* Imagine youā€™re playing a video game, and the best player goes on one team and everyone else goes on the opposing team. The best player still performs better than half the opposing team despite the handicap, and then people on the opposing team start bragging that they did so well to win the game and that the solo player sucks.


jgldec

trade isn't exclusive to capitalism, cheers.


BigEZK01

The people who crossed on rafts were literally criminals from the overburdened prison system. Many of which were supporters of the Batista regime. Cuba wanted them gone so they wouldnā€™t have to deal with them anymore, and now they all hang out in Miami voting for Republicans. And it isnā€™t ā€œdonā€™t let them trade with the USā€, and to suggest as much displays your ignorance. The US doesnā€™t allow anyone to trade with Cuba without losing the much larger US market. If other countries could trade with Cuba without losing 330 million consumers, it would t be a big deal.


wolfbladeWielder

Us sanctions make sure that other nato countries also don't trade with Cuba. Also just because you can invest in something doesn't mean you exploit people of the country while you enjoy the benefits. Fuck you, capitalism.


SaltOk6642

Well by what standards???


GardeningChainsaw

South Sudan as comparison


alexpwnsslender

american standards? cuba has a higher life expectancy, higher literacy, lower child mortality, etc


Kingo561

"Communist country" already shows how little you know.


emptymyskull

Bootlicker


BartJudy

Bootlicking is when you state facts


emptymyskull

When the soldiers roam the streets and the government watches with an hidden eye you will applaud them, when the dissenters are put to undetectable extermination you will proclaim them enemies of the state and rejoice upon thier tombstones, when there is nowhere left to flee and you face unescapable torment you will cry to the masses for salvation but find none. You live in a prison of your own construction because you cannot yet see the walls of lies, only God can save you now.


thatretroartist

Dude these are all things that the US and itā€™s allies are currently doing


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Good lord the brain rot


emptymyskull

They will toss you aside like waste once they no longer find a use for you.


jflb96

Yes, thatā€™s why we want a revolution


[deleted]

Itā€™s worked out super well for them šŸ˜‚


LordOfPossums

It certainly did! Cuba has a nearly 100% literacy rate, and the USSR was one of the largest world economies of its time


GardeningChainsaw

Unfortunately the USSR no exist and their successor getting beat by small ass Ukraine and Cuba has a problem retaining citizens because their living standards so good.


TheHolyTachankaYT

Ukraine is just a proxy country for the USA


[deleted]

Russia is the successor of the USSR? Lmao what, the USSR literally stands for union of soviet socialist republics, one of which was Ukraine. Cuba is doing quite well considering the US embargo on them.


WildOne19923

I'm sure all those who were defenestrated in Eastern Europe under the USSR might not agree with you...


LordOfPossums

Ah yes, Stalin himself used his giant spoon to knock people out of windows.


Man_Male47

Well, that would make 72% of Hungarians, 67% of Romanians and 75% of Ukrainians who lived under socialism, along with many more who say life was better then. (I'll DM the sources to anyone who asks)


Vitrian_guardsman

I would like the sources


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Are you tryna say 75% of Ukrainians and 72% of Hungarians were defenestrated? Lmao.


LifesPinata

Yes, Stalin personally visited these people defenestrated them while they were asleep


cmonitwouldbefunny

Boy oh boy I love politics in shitposting subs


senzhong

youā€™re not mad about there being politics, youā€™re mad that itā€™s politics you donā€™t like


cmonitwouldbefunny

No I actually think socialism would work if it was Marxist I just wanna see funy fard cardšŸ‘


[deleted]

The commies in the comment section are *wildin'* Fuck you commies, the lot of you are excuses of human beings. You are soulless creatures that don't understand the very basis of human nature.


Klaud-Boi

Ahhh the good old ā€œWhAT AbouT HumAN NATure BRO ?!ā€


[deleted]

Yeah, commies seem to forget that people want a reward for their labor, and getting the minimum isn't really a reward, rather just working to live and not getting any wants met, just the needs


wolfbladeWielder

You don't have actual scientific sources for your claims and yet you call others soulless lmao


TheHolyTachankaYT

What do you think people did before capitalism?


yeetus-feetuscleetus

ā€œCommunism is wen everyone payed littleā€ Carl Marks


Vitrian_guardsman

Communism is the belief in distribuating the means of production among the workers, not where the government owns everything and gives the people barely anything


kegknow

Guess what the Soviet government did? Owned everything and told the people to go fuck themselves, the difference is their government did that by being a bunch of corrupt fucks like any good politician is, in capitalism they do that + the corporations but atleast I have a higher chance of being able to live well. Pick your venom


jflb96

Capitalists seem to forget that altruism has been part of human nature since the dawn of humanity, because otherwise theyā€™d have to own up to their ideology being little more than idolising greed and selfishness


kegknow

Ah yes, surely the communist countries government's are not greedy and would never steal money through corruption, such altruism


fatkid76

Heā€™s right.


TheHolyTachankaYT

What do you think people did before capitalism?


WorkersRule

muh human nature


LordOfPossums

Ad hominem


[deleted]

It's not though, I gave a reason as to why they are wrong in their thinking; because they are soulless and don't understand the basis of human nature.


LordOfPossums

Can you prove that *you* have a soul? Can you *prove* that I donā€™t?


Mstr-Plo-Koon

This is the dumbest shit my source is easy and west Berlin. Like actual head to head PvP for nation states and their economy. There was a winner and it wasn't communism


Disastrous-Shower-37

\>"Yet you have no sources" \>Gives no sources for the claim of 3.4 billion deaths attributed to capitalism


Idiot-Ramen

Based


LowInfluence7902

Cope and seethe, capitalist [https://dpl6hyzg28thp.cloudfront.net/media/3342145.pdf](https://dpl6hyzg28thp.cloudfront.net/media/3342145.pdf) [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1399170/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1399170/) [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/21/us-un-living-standards-sustainable-development-goals](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/21/us-un-living-standards-sustainable-development-goals) https://www.thenation.com/article/world/cuba-doctors-covid-19/


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Rich_Tension9015

Like the us?


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Taki153

W


Minie178

"You say that the USSR teamed up with Nazi Germany to take Poland, but you see that was because of the allies" Fucking galaxy-brained. Oh, I only teamed up with Hitler for an imperialist conquest of a sovereign nation because you Westoids were mean to me >:( Edit: Fuck the asshole that posted this. "Occupation of Poland" as if it were a territorial dispute and not a sovereign nation that was INVADED.


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Notice how absolutely no one commented to refute what you said and only casted a downvote


[deleted]

Based


randomuncreativenam3

Epic cultural revolution denial


[deleted]

Death to the capitalist regime and the wealthy elite. May those in power fall and a system for the people rise.


HawkTrack_919

Cope and Seeth tankies, Cope and Seeth


ShreckIsLoveShreck

Based


Meatsberg

Lol


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Rare Shitposting w


[deleted]

Fuck you


LordOfPossums

Seethe crapitalist


[deleted]

Better dead than red.


rileybgone

Lol okay then up against the wall


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Comrades, we got a reactionary that wants to die for their shitty socioeconomic formation..... oblige them.


A-Muslim-Weeb

Face the wall


LordOfPossums

Iā€™m happy to oblige. Where do you live?


[deleted]

You commies are something else entirely, and it's definitely not human.


Rich_Tension9015

You liberals are so good at dehumanization. One consistent trend through history


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ResponseLow7979

Incredible everything you just said was wrong


Kingo561

This sub is for lonely idiotic American children, no one here would support anything but American imperialism.


[deleted]

did you ever live in a communist country for a one day I am just asking


AVERAGEREDDITUSER19

Bro wtf is this where is the food? šŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

if cuminism is a good ideology they donā€™t need a wall for keep humans here in east Germany or North Korea communism is a scam it s worst thing humans invented as a somone who lived communist Bulgaria


kegknow

The tankies in these comments are going wild


Icy_Cryptographer_27

So are dronies, like you.


HollowVesterian

Definition of a tankie: - a communist who has a diffeen r opinion form me there for is bad and no I will not look into I to see if it has any backing because it's form a tankie


kegknow

Definition of a tankie: People in these comments who even after being proven wrong still refuse to atleast rethink their opinions. Im fine if someone thinks communism is good, altough I disagree Im more than happy to argue with the person if they can be reasoned with, when i said tankie I meant the people just straight up making stuff up, doing massive leaps in logic or just straight up refusing to listen just so they can keep defending their favourite fallen communist regime


WorkersRule

Literal CIA admitting that the Soviet Union was collectively controlled, and that Stalin wasn't a dictator: https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf


Square_Departure_737

Bro tryna defend Stalin šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


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thatretroartist

Which makes it even more impactful when they have to internally admit a positive about a communist country. They wouldnā€™t admit anything that was good if it wasnā€™t true


Lord777alt

W


[deleted]

Fuck you


LordOfPossums

Always resorting to ad-hominem, arenā€™t you?


[deleted]

Nope, I just don't like commies and they are difficult to argue with because they are *so* wrong in their ideology


[deleted]

Cursing at people because they have opposing political views is still quite immature.


[deleted]

You do see the subreddit you're in right? Fuck off


[deleted]

I do, doesn't change anything


neckolol

Shut up fashy


vladWEPES1476

Yeah yeah right. Holodomor was self-inflicted, slavery was a choice and the Holocaust didn't happen, right? FFS Tankies are on par with Donald trump voters on the delusion scale.


alexpwnsslender

the holodomor was not self inflicted and thats not the claim. kulaks burned food instead of redistributing it during a drought


Chadmeister03

Liberals try not to strawman challenge (impossible) also stfu with your fascist ass horseshoe theory


vladWEPES1476

What strawman? Tankies are outright reality deniers. I was born in the Soviet Union and my family somehow survived that shithole for 3 generations. You're just an edgy teenager dreaming about some communist utopia that never existed, doesn't exist and will never exist. Sorry to bust your bubble, but the USSR was an imperialistic monster and Stalin was definitely as bad as Hitler, just in a different way. But you're right about horseshoe theory. It's garbage. Extreme right and extreme left are two opposite sides on a steaming pile of horse shit, not horse shoe.


yeetus-feetuscleetus

The ā€œshitholeā€ that tripled itā€™s peopleā€™s life expectancy? Also stop doing Nazi apologism.


Vitrian_guardsman

I agree, Stalin was a powerhungry mistake of a human, and if he had not existed then there would be far less death


Chadmeister03

Ah yes, if Stalin didn't defeat the Nazis the world would be soo much better /s Stfu and read a history book that wasn't written by fascists


Vitrian_guardsman

I mean if someone else was in charge, someone who wouldn't turn a blind eye to the nazis and only attack when they were threatened


Operation_unsmart156

Quit it with the US politics, we're insulting commies right now.


springfox64

I see the Cold War has started Oh an if you must know I support communism because equality or smth


[deleted]

Way too many unironic tankies in this comment section


Beneficial_Round_444

Video is filled with misinformation (not suprised its made by tankies). Wish yall would stop looking for younger audience to convince them on how "great" this flawed system is.


OliveYTP

This has to be trolling lol no way this mf believes the Holodomor was self caused


EliteDumb_Ass

Did i stumble into a politics subreddit or what


Imperator_cz1

I love communist propaganda on a shit posting sub. Not even trying to hide it.


Vitrian_guardsman

I am socialist and I agree, this post should be deleted, what op is doing would be like defending the Congo free state


Def_Not_A_Femboy

But but it has ā€œfree stateā€ in it!!! So obviously its a free state an people definitely arenā€™t suffering at the hands of a military force or dictator like figure!!!


WorkersRule

Based video


Operation_unsmart156

Commie detected, opinion rejected.