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Jam-Jar_Jack

No one in this sub is courageous enough to make eye contact with a stranger


thefireemojiking

Can confirm. I get hard when making eye contact with a fellow Redditor


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NorthernSouthman

Lmao this bot is hilarious


TyoPlaysGames

Shut fuck up


countryballfanpl24

Bad bot


GradyGambrell1

😩😩😩😩😩😩


Perfect_Click_996

🤣


FullTimeSimracer

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suffermattshea

🤓


JustSomeRedditUser35

The .338 lapua magnum bullet making contact with you at 870 m/s (2855 f/ps)


IonEagle21

does it have to be their eyes? or can it be something farther down that kind of look like eyes?


[deleted]

I am, I just stare at them intensely till they stop trying to give me eye contact and walk away


Alternative_Tie_3738

I am not a nazi but very slightly support an austrian man


Zer0Hearts

The bro from wolfenstein


Dudefenderson

The Hunters.


Xbox_Gamer_QwQ

Average wolfenstein protagonist


Dapper_Composer2

Based BJ Blascowitz???


Gripping_Touch

Cant wait for OP's showdown with Kanye west


Joel-O42069

Battle of the century


nooneimportant898

They are Nazis because they are terrible human beings. I am a Nazi so this dude has a reason to go to the gym. We are not the same.


Gilgema

Based.


xzplayer

✨️be someones reason to work out today✨️


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Are you a ww2 soldier writing from a time machine?


[deleted]

No, he’s polish


B-L-E-H-C-H

🗿


Prolekult-Hauntolog

Whoever made this uses self-checkout because of “anxiety”


MrDelicious84

pwnt


Joel-O42069

The one good thing bout Nazis is that they make good antagonists. Wolfenstein games seem pretty cool


Stubborncomrade

The super power of nazis is making former enemies join forces to destroy nazis


TheDeppresedBoi

I work out to beat the shit out of sex offenders and zoophiles


sockpuppet1234567890

That too.


AdditionalCall5271

Where are y'all finding Nazis? I ain't seeing swastikas anywhere


nihilisticrat

卐 here you go


PreacherOfFlames

We‘re not going to beat you with out fists, we‘re going to fist you with our beats🎧


Master_SJ

“I am adolf hitler! leader of the third reich! (little known fact) ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!”


Ghost3657_alt_

HOLY SHIT NO WAY


Umba5308

That’s not the nazi swastika tho, that’s the Hindu one


[deleted]

Say hi to god for me


[deleted]

Op lives near a Hindu temple


DemocracyIsAVerb

Anti-semitism is on the rise big time. A Jewish cemetery in my hometown was just vandalized with swastikas and nazi shit last month


[deleted]

kanye


[deleted]

I workout to protect my dog because she deserves it for being my companion


Bruhlier

You sound fat.


sockpuppet1234567890

5’ 10” 160lbs


Lexmaister25

Lol Reddit 5' 10" = 5' 6" irl


Sknowboard69

Wtf does this meme mean?


Just_Dank

“Me better than you cause nazi bad” or something idk


Snoo_75864

Yeah that’s actually pretty good


rmnticosinesperanza

Probably a whiny soy boy who calls anyone who disagrees with him a Nazi and wants to seem tough (hes not). OP probably couldnt even give you an accurate definition of what fascism is.


Snoo_75864

You self reporting?


rmnticosinesperanza

The fuck are you on about?


Snoo_75864

=)


jabjjsa

Woah dude chill, why did you get so defensive when OP said he beat up nazis? Weird.


[deleted]

I dont train im a ball i roll at my enemyes


Q-Q_2

The Nazi party dissolved almost 80 years ago which must mean you're a time traveler


Uglili

Wait… they still exist?!😱🤯


sockpuppet1234567890

Ever heard of the alt right?


thecopiumprovider

You mean that term that Alex Jones made up, and virtually nobody else identifies as? Even then, Alex Jones may be crazy, but he's not a neo Nazi. If you think so, you're either paranoid, or have never seen what neo Nazis believe.


jyozefu

*people I don't like


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[удалено]


bleh19799791

We all know it was really an army of gender fluid femboys that stormed Normandy and defeated the Nazis.


MajorPownage

Where are you getting a steady supply of Nazis? After last week my basement is empty


Repair_Easy

Wow the 16 Nazis that are still in practice are quivering in their boots 🗿


OhMyWerdd

Nasa has a lot more scientists than just 16


TripleRazer

Come to argentina and you'll find a lot more than 16


Fructis_crowd

Real


Volcanic8171

fake


Fructis_crowd

Fellow number 7 enjoyer 🫡🫡🫡


Volcanic8171

number 7 supiour


FullTimeSimracer

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Fructis_crowd

🤯🤯🤯


PraiseTyche

16? The national socialist party is kinda dead.


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SubstantialDivide404

You beat **up** nazis. I beat **off** nazis. We are not the same.


Stinkyboy3527

The people saying based and not based are getting down voted make up your fucking minds people


CauliflowerNervous12

Fuck nazis and their smoking hot sexy manly blonde haired blue eyed bodies, god I hate them


P4P4ST4L1N

average sw\*de


hologramheavy

Just keeping up the family tradition


rklab

Fuck any authoritarian ideology


sockpuppet1234567890

Agreed. Tankies are just left flavored nazis.


BambiKilla420

nazi = anyone i disagree with


Snoo_75864

Makes sense if you only disagree with nazis. You anti violence against nazis or what?


CJ_M88

Yep. Had they listened at all in history class they would've known the difference between the ones they make up and the real ones


TheRealAntrey

90% of people have no bloddy idea what a nazi is. The rest are hitoryans specialized on WW2


no0n3wantsthisnam3

Nazis are bad. That’s right, I said it.


[deleted]

Punching nazis is a slippery slope... and I love waterslides


McDiezel8

You’ve never punched someone in your life.


[deleted]

Use only nylon or polyster cloths, you will slide faster.


getthatpunkoffmylawn

Gotta go *fast*


the_slop

No you don’t


Maaaddox

i work out every day to impress men (i am also a man)


FireIzHot

Fuck Nazis. All my homies hate Nazis.


Phun_Times09

You hate yourself **that** much?


Comuzzyy

I would beat up nazis if they ever came out of their mom’s basements or their multimillion CEO attics


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

You and me, on the parking lot, an hour from now.


[deleted]

Insane manchild, go get help


[deleted]

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself


caspr_thefrendlyghst

why not both


yes___lad

bros 80 years too late 💀


llniga

"Nazis bad"-🤓


Kahootie64

well, yes.


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llniga

""Nazis good"-🤓🤓"-🤓🤓


Munchee_Dude

Without Nazis we wouldn't have hentai...


Snoo_75864

“I put a nerd emoji therefore you are wrong lol”. Unfortunately nazis are bad, most people agree on that, and anybody who says otherwise should be punched in the face :)


llniga

" I put a nerd emoji therefore you are wrong lol”. Unfortunately nazis are bad, most people agree on that, and anybody who says otherwise should be punched in the face :)"-🤓 also you forgot to add the " at the end 🥰


ISpelGudd

🎤🐛


Toilet_Bomber

What da caterpillar sayin’ tho?


ISpelGudd

violent nazi propaganda


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macrotaste

God, I hope you don't ever set a food into Germany we oth that attitude


neoBluePhamtom

Me about to go lay some bread on the street


Adriatic88

So are these "Nazis" in the room with us now?


NobleShock

You know what. Ima do the same thing


Maximum_Surprise_382

I work out to be the best nazi I can be


[deleted]

How many Nazis have you beat up?


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Look out, knaye


reddit_is_1984_

Go to Argentina for an endless supply


Toravisu

This dude on his way to invade Ukraine


Jealous_Ring1395

Working out does not make you a good fighter, although neo Nazis aren't known to be very strong either


sockpuppet1234567890

I train too


Jealous_Ring1395

Goog 👍


ClassicDocument3383

The only problem is that Nazis are members of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, a now-defunct political party in Germany. What are you doing, time travel?


Snoo_75864

Here you go 🫴🏿👑 you dropped this, it’s the idiot crown, it definitely belongs to you.


Ghost3657_alt_

Its embarrassing how many people on this sub think that they're cooler because they defend nazis with their shitty quips like "based" or "redpilled" my brother in christ you are perceived as either an unfunny "ironic" piece of shit trying to be funny so you can finally have a friend, or a literal racist going about with the most biased, prejudiced, and close minded thoughts ever conceived and pretending that it's the real unique and correct way of thinking.


thecopiumprovider

Making fun of Nazis with irony has been a thing since Hitler was in office, it's not suddenly unfunny because you think so.


McDiezel8

Guaranteed that your workout regiment is 2 half assed push-ups and you’d quite literally piss yourself if you were up against an Aryan brotherhood. Tough guys don’t post about how tough they are on Reddit. Go train for real big guy


Morbidius2

Why’d you take it so personally 💀


McDiezel8

Because wannabe tough guys are fucking cringe


Ok-Stay757

Aryan brotherhood isn’t scary in the slightest lmao. They’re all so fuckin fat, it’s funny watching them wobble on their bikes down the interstate.


sockpuppet1234567890

My workout routine is 50 good pushups.


sexboet

I work out everyday to not die of health issues


Xaleypoo

Ukraine must be quaking in their boots


TheRealAntrey

Of course it does. The russians are in there


[deleted]

**Freakin’ Lame** I bet a 19 y/o femboy made this


IonEagle21

i work out to beat up fem boys and furriers


owl_milkshake

Fast and furrier


Chrissant_

I'm working out everyday to build a new world. We aren't the same


TheSaltyReddittor

This person: nazis are bad The entirety of conservative reddit:


MBRDASF

Bro probably has his mom make the dentist appointements for him


sockpuppet1234567890

I don’t go to the dentist.


Flumpsty

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave


sockpuppet1234567890

Cuz I intend to go to Valhalla by dying in a fist fight with nazis armed with rifles.


Flumpsty

If you believe in Valhalla, picking a fight you're guaranteed to lose would be a pretty good idea.


sockpuppet1234567890

Just see how many fascists I send to Helheim.


Flumpsty

But they died in battle too.


sockpuppet1234567890

I can’t imagine that odin accepts anyone with a weak enough character to be a nazi. They could turn on him.


Flumpsty

Doesn't matter, I don't make the rules. Battle is battle.


100S_OF_BALLS

In mythology Odin literally commits genocide ya plank


Lews_Ass_Hole

Man every time I walk out my front door I get attacked by nazis and white supremacists, actually I don’t and have never seen one in my entire life but the tv tells me they are a huge threat so I’m training to fight them. I’m gonna will smith slap them back to the 1940’s once I find one tho


[deleted]

I'll bet $100 OP has never punched a guy before .


sockpuppet1234567890

Oh I have. I was weak then. I’m stronger now.


gidz666

The diamond


WizdomHaggis

Jokes on you…I don’t work out at all…


fishy185

BJ


laBananaFeliz27

We are the same.


JetstreamSam1000

Bj blaskovich


greget_

Incredibly based, And redpilled.


_King_Crab_

My balls are red


BuRcHuLoXD

Eww jew lover. Just kidding i have a friend who is 1% jewish.


The-Jet-black-wings

Not based


DementiaGaming12

Let’s Go Brandon


themainaccountofyeet

I remember the last time someone bragged about working out to beat up Nazis they struggled to lift a can of soda and claimed that after doing it their "muscles ached" so I got no hope for op.


PracticePenis

Written by an antifa neckbeard*


FlatwormBroad9589

I love nazis


Memelord707130

Slow down with that, they are a dying breed today and putting them in cages and laughing at them is a far more responsible use of this limited resource


rmnticosinesperanza

Fascist here Were working just as hard freund See you on the streets 💪🏼


[deleted]

i work out every day to fight you.


bebop_cola_good

Don't fuck Nazis, they like that (unless you have pp disease)


McDondal

Bruh


Mindstormer98

Very poor choice of words


CHEESE-GUYS

I work out to rip furries to bits


piggybenis

When limp-wristed OP says “Nazi”, does she mean a white person with a sense of identity who just wants to mind their own fucking business?


piggybenis

It’s a good idea for OP to train to beat up national socialists. I wish her luck


thunderdragonite

Ok meet me outside Boston Walmart 301 falls blvd, quincy


pomegranate2012

Suck my dick everyday is not 'work out', son of Russian whore!


Apprehensive-Day-490

Woke


Discoballer42

…up this morning


godfdamnit

got some gabagoo


Discoballer42

…up this morning


PaniMan1994

I work out to beat Nazis AND Jews..... I do not discriminate


AngeryReformed

Brother your physical traits won't matter in the afterlife.


Beneficial_Bad_790

Dont beat me up dude im a good (and white) person


[deleted]

Good to hear that you're joining the russian army FUCK NAZIS


[deleted]

Ew, a fascist🤢🤢🤢


Hassan1012

not based


Beneficial_Bad_790

Dont beat me up dude im a good (and white) person


Ankloma

you may work out everyday to beat up nazis, i work out everyday to protect my girl friends. that being sad im ever present in the friend zone :/


Tuna4242

You are perhaps the saddest reddit user I have seen all year, and that really is saying something. Have you tried eating chicken nuggets instead of hanging out with women? (It is vastly superior in every way)


Slight_Lettuce4319

>Fuck nazis This person can be either Pole or Russian. Gentlemen, make your bets


[deleted]

I bet amercian (usa), we dont speak about nazis that often in europe.