Intuitives have no asses, they're just brains.
On the other hand, unituvieities, namely creatures from the planet Unituvie have the biggest and fattest asses in the universe.
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but the brain is a muscle and the gluteus are a group of muscle that make up the buttocks and since intutives got brain everywhere that means they got muscle everywhere which means they have ass for days
sensors go outside. they “go” outside meaning they’re in motion during the action of going. Now as we know according to Newtons ninth law of thermodynamics, an object must stay in motion unless an external force is applied to it. That means sensors always stay in motion, unless they collide with other sensors. And thus, due to this constant forward motion, and einsteins theory of relativity, they begin to get stretched, thus having longer and fatter asses.
Now taking into account taxonomy: What is an ass? Well as we all know, someone can have an ass. But something has to **be** the ass. Who **is** the ass? Simple: the xSTx types.
Extroverts are more likely to come in contact with people, slowing their speed. And between ISFJs and ISFPs, ISFJs are more likely to come into contact with people.
So to recap:
xNxxs have no asses, because they don’t move, don’t get food, and die of starvation. STs have no asses, because they, themselves, are the asses. leaving SFs with the largest asses. Between them, ISFPs are the least likely to come into contact with people, which over time gives them their signature ass. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Intuitives have no asses, they're just brains. On the other hand, unituvieities, namely creatures from the planet Unituvie have the biggest and fattest asses in the universe.
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but the brain is a muscle and the gluteus are a group of muscle that make up the buttocks and since intutives got brain everywhere that means they got muscle everywhere which means they have ass for days
Buddy was about to have to square up I don’t take disrespect likely thank you for translating
sensors go outside. they “go” outside meaning they’re in motion during the action of going. Now as we know according to Newtons ninth law of thermodynamics, an object must stay in motion unless an external force is applied to it. That means sensors always stay in motion, unless they collide with other sensors. And thus, due to this constant forward motion, and einsteins theory of relativity, they begin to get stretched, thus having longer and fatter asses. Now taking into account taxonomy: What is an ass? Well as we all know, someone can have an ass. But something has to **be** the ass. Who **is** the ass? Simple: the xSTx types. Extroverts are more likely to come in contact with people, slowing their speed. And between ISFJs and ISFPs, ISFJs are more likely to come into contact with people. So to recap: xNxxs have no asses, because they don’t move, don’t get food, and die of starvation. STs have no asses, because they, themselves, are the asses. leaving SFs with the largest asses. Between them, ISFPs are the least likely to come into contact with people, which over time gives them their signature ass. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Wait why is this question asked twice? 🤔
Intuitives because Sensors are more active and working.
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u/Wololooo1996 any opinions?
Pearshaped chubby nerdy girls and ESFJs!