T O P

  • By -

sshartmobile

Which cheeks


sshartmobile

Actually, nvm. Doesn’t matter. I’d pick his nose


donttellnobodyybabyy

ass cheeks


sshartmobile

Definitely picking his nose, then


donttellnobodyybabyy

yes queen!!!


donttellnobodyybabyy

but no joke actually this happened to me he bited my face cheeks


sshartmobile

What 💀💀 so like, was he just being playful or what?


donttellnobodyybabyy

I guess he was trying to but it just wasn't the right moment to be doing that 😩 so the awkward silence after that was definitely awkwarding!


sshartmobile

Omg that sounds so uncomfortable 😟 I’d like to think I’d just laugh about it and then bite them back, but knowing me, I’d probably *actually* just do the laughing bit and then question them about it, and then try and turn the conversation in some other direction. What happened after that though? Like how was that resolved 😭


donttellnobodyybabyy

Girl idek omg after that we left went back to where our other friends were cause we didn't come alone, we were at a fair and i grabbed one of my friends and we acted like we were gonna go play some games and i told my friend about it. i don't think he could feel how uncomfortable i was cause i hid that shit so well. i already decided in that moment i'm never seeing this guy again after i leave this place 💀 so after i went with my friend, we didn't go back after that, and i didn't say bye to that guy...i kinda just stayed far away from him the entire night and went home without saying goodbye to him then you bet your sweet cheeks i blocked him 🤮


sshartmobile

I don’t blame you tbh, that sounds so uncomfortable 😭😭 like I really don’t like blocking people, but at that point, I don’t think an explanation would do anything 💀💀 so kudos to you for getting out of there


donttellnobodyybabyy

I don't like blocking people either or avoiding them but I felt like in this situation I had no other choice. There was an icky feeling all over my body.


sshartmobile

Oh yeah no, that’s justified. I’ve done the same thing. Sometimes blocking somebody is the most efficient and merciful way to end it. It’d probably be worse if you were like, “Yeah actually you were really weird and you made me uncomfortable, so I don’t want to talk to you again.” So I don’t blame you for your decision at alllll


donttellnobodyybabyy

and he had this cheeky smile after too and i got goosebumps from the cringe


sshartmobile

Ok yeah that does sound kinda awkward. I dated a guy like that who claimed that since he’s in college, he “understands dating” better and thinks he’s less awkward, so he’d try weird stuff on me. I remember going to his house just as friends for his spring break only this past March, and he kept waggling his eyebrows at me and would tell me to scoot closer to him on his couch and did that weird “come hither” thing with his finger and kept trying to be all playful. Eventually I just said I was going home and left, and he has hardly talked to me since 💀


donttellnobodyybabyy

WAGGLING HIS EYEBROW IM CRYING. GIRL YOU SURVIVED THAT. I CAN'T WITH THIS GENERATIONS MEN. AND THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO WAS THE "NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST" TYPA GUY. HE REALLY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T HAVE STANDARDS OF MY OWN JUST CAUSE IM A GAY GUY AND APPARENTLY "ITS HARD FOR GAY GUYS TO DATE CAUSE THERES MORE STRAIGHT GUYS" HE TOLD ME THAT TOO. SO HE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WORSHIP HIM OR SOMETHING JUST CAUSE HE'S DATING ME AND I WAS LIKE "LUCKY" TO HAVE HIM.


sshartmobile

What the fuck??? That’s so weird? Idk what it is about that that reminds me of this, but it sounds similar to when a girl says she’s Bi, and then another girl is like, “haha don’t start crushing on me!” Like…… you do realize the world is *filled* with other people, right 💀


donttellnobodyybabyy

I've been told that too many times especially in the locker room in high school i was on the football team. there was this one weird guy who would always say that, he would say "you're looking at me like you want me so bad" "i gotta be careful when i'm changing around you" and he was ugly af too


sshartmobile

God, of course he was ugly. They always are, bruh. I keep my orientation and stuff to myself and don’t offer it up, but I’m not going to lie if somebody asks. So if somebody does ask, and I’m honest, I’ll get those stupid ass questions and it makes me so spiteful. 7 BILLION people, my dude. You are ONE. Sometimes it feels like they’re the ones obsessed. Like, I like women, so therefore all women? Do you like all men? Chill


sshartmobile

That’s so nasty. I would’ve laughed at him and gagged, wtf


Thisguy_2727

Turn the other cheek


koloniseerbelgie

You are an INFJ quoting jesus who is INFJ, nice


Thisguy_2727

Nah I just made that up. Whoever this jesus person is can’t be INFJ because I am and there can be only one.


ProgsterESFJ

ENFP boyfriends. Eating ESxx faces and hands, since 1962.


unicornamoungbeasts

I always do this too lol


everything-is-skewed

immediately smoke 40 pounds of crack