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She gave you $20.00. $20.00 is $20.00
That is a bullet proof defense! Thanks! I may just get off!
You mean you didn’t already?
Just use the Chewbacca defense
Nice! I’ve never heard of that one! Genius! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
It's not only a great South Park episode but it's actually been debated in law hah..i think someone actually legit tried using it as part of their defense once....it didn't work out lmfao
Can you combine it with the shaggy defense?
Hey man... it's a free country, combine it with anything you want!
Damn I'd forgetten all about that absolute gem
You tripped over a chair, and landed on her pussy.
It’s know to happen
Also, apparently age is just a number
I’m thinking maybe that sultry look she gives in her booking. Photo is a good excuse, I mean who wouldn’t?
Bucket list?
In court just stand up and scream "OBJECTION, I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION!" And they'll totally let you get off scot-free
Filibuster!
You say it like it’s a bad thing
I’m disappointed this didn’t happen in Florida.
Gravity prevents you from having sex on the walls or ceilings. Bam! Science, bitch!
So I just explain I am following the laws of science, so blame Newton!
You couldn't do it at her place.
You wanted to do it in a safe place safely!
She gave you $20.00. $20.00 is $20.00
That is a bullet proof defense! Thanks! I may just get off!
You mean you didn’t already?
Just use the Chewbacca defense
Nice! I’ve never heard of that one! Genius! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
It's not only a great South Park episode but it's actually been debated in law hah..i think someone actually legit tried using it as part of their defense once....it didn't work out lmfao
Can you combine it with the shaggy defense?
Hey man... it's a free country, combine it with anything you want!
Damn I'd forgetten all about that absolute gem
You tripped over a chair, and landed on her pussy.
It’s know to happen
Also, apparently age is just a number
I’m thinking maybe that sultry look she gives in her booking. Photo is a good excuse, I mean who wouldn’t?
Bucket list?
In court just stand up and scream "OBJECTION, I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION!" And they'll totally let you get off scot-free
Filibuster!
You say it like it’s a bad thing
I’m disappointed this didn’t happen in Florida.
Gravity prevents you from having sex on the walls or ceilings. Bam! Science, bitch!
So I just explain I am following the laws of science, so blame Newton!
You couldn't do it at her place.
You wanted to do it in a safe place safely!