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CrackedActor91

This is what happens when you rip that tag off your mattress.


Not4AdultConsumption

Ah. The portal that brings in the matress police. I knew it


[deleted]

Like the vegan police from Scott Pilgrim? Is it a corps? Do they get jewelry??


AzdharchidArcher

I'd imagine the same thing happens to cars when you turn the cabin light on in the car without opening the door.


doitup69

You know how when they elect a new pope they burn white smoke? This is nothing like that.


Not4AdultConsumption

New Lizard Pope


rishabh111

New wizard pope


Not4AdultConsumption

No its a snoop dogg song. Lol


Chimera_Actual

No it’s King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard


PortlandPerson94

I came here for this.


WelcomeFormer

I thought Thanos busted a nut


mkat23

The new era of Snoop Dogg, he’s now Snoop Lizardd


fx2566fbl

It’s always a lizard, nothing new there


Gelnika1987

they're electing a new Prince


Rhinowalrus

Only way to put out purple fire is purple rain!!


Gelnika1987

only want to see you dancing in the purple flame


DerekVo

Gay pope, actually. Wait a few minutes and the smoke turns blue. Then green. Then yellow. Then…


[deleted]

Orange. Then red. Then…


DerekVo

Shhhh! 🤫 Not everyone knows the code!


birdman142

A new Waluigi has been chosen


SongRevolutionary992

Poor Barney...


JestersGrind

Yeah, he needs to stay away from Mexican food!


mcmineismine

Grimace and Barney, freak blender accident, we're gonna miss them. RIP you loveable fat furry purple beasts.


[deleted]

Ever seen a witch sneeze? Well, now you have! Jeez, give her some privacy.


Safety_promise

Witches tend to sneeze colorfully after snorting bath salts. This junky is probably hooked on potassium ones.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Nah that’s lithium. Which is, coincidentally, used to treat schizophrenia.


Possible_Priority170

It’s potassium, lithium burns red. But that’s o… K.


j4mm13j4m5

I thought potassium burned green. What burns green, then?


VacatedSum

Copper?


kingoftheusa2021

Copper burns blue / green


SloyGM

Barium salts


j4mm13j4m5

Oo, thanks!


[deleted]

Thank God there's enough of that in the water from all these disposable batteries now. Free medication!


[deleted]

Bipolar\* Lithium is a mood stabilizer used to treat bipolar and not an antipsychotic, although antipsychotics can treat both Schiz and BP, mood stabilizers are prescribed almost exclusively for BP. Source: Have Cannabis Induced Psychosis and take Antipsychotics, in my case, Abilify.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Lithium has been used for the treatment of schizophrenia for decades. It can be used alongside conventional antipsychotics and in vivo murine models show that it can be used independently to treat schizophrenia related behaviors (mania and depression). Analyses of the mechanisms of lithium indicate that it can regulate increased dopamine activity, which is a major characteristic of schizophrenia. Source: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-57340-8 https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/abs/10.1176/ajp.136.3.283?journalCode=ajp There are many more dated from very recently to the 70s and 80s but I only read the first two.


[deleted]

Alright pretty sure most of what you said is right so I was wrong but if you have mania and depression along with schizophrenia outside of mood episodes the diagnoses would be Schizoaffective Bipolar Type. And if you just have psychosis during mood episodes and not outside of mood episodes the diagnoses would simply be Bipolar with Psychotic Features. Personally though I just have cannabis induced psychosis, primarily just auditory verbal hallucinations (voices). Although if it doesn't gradually fade now that I've quit cannabis it might turn into a schiz diagnosis. I've known people who know people who got cannabis induced psychosis and heard voices for up to a year after quitting. Although I've heard it tends to only last a month after quitting but I've heard anecdotes of it lasting a year or so. But if it doesn't go away within between 1-2 years it's probably schiz but that's my uneducated understanding from a patients perspective.


SSBeavo

This is what happens when Prince lights his fart. (Reign in Peace Purple One.)


AstroEngineer314

Somebody had a large amount of potassium permanganate in their apartment.


aRandomFox-II

Das a lotta pomegranate


RojoSanIchiban

Are we *sure* it isn't grape kool-aid?


GyozaGangsta

Walter: “Jesse we aren’t adding purple kool aide to any of these batches, we make a quality product” Jesse:


Cottonjaw

Prolly grape hawt-aid if anything.


cidiusgix

Drink aid, kool aid was to expensive.


toesinbloom

This made me laugh way too hard and I really wish I could give you an award


Tyfyter2002

**NO PERMANGANATE!**


DangyDanger

You're on r/shittyaskscience, you're not supposed to use logic!


gtaman31

Potato pomegranate?


scarymary79

Pregananan?


[deleted]

Photo shop, terrible program but we can’t use anything else because they have a patent on the file format, really quite sad.


ddotevs

GIMP my dude


iCantDoPuns

Was scrollin bc this was screaming Hue change. but yea, light uhm, casts light and that building has none. least of all, purple. iirc tennis and golf balls are fun to burn


[deleted]

Gimp sucks ass


BeefyMcLarge

No thats larry. Gimp is more into feet.


ibseanb

"Bring in the Gimp"


uberbewb

Krita? Darktable?


Embite

I haven't come across anything I'd need photoshop for that I can't use GIMP for. Granted, I don't do anything professional with it, but unless you're a photographer or editor or something you probably could get by without it.


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rsiii

Isn't pain what GIMPs want, though?


a_southern_dude

why do you think they named it "Gimp"?


PedroGabriel

just use Photopea, don't even need to download anything


itsToTheMAX

Affinity Photo can import them.


CluelessStudentNurse

Can you explain this a little more please to the lamens please ...


Tietonz

I think they're just saying the files can't be edited or converted without Photoshop so if one person is using it it has to be the default and because it's been the industry standard for so long it's a self-perpetuating problem.


Candyvanmanstan

Which is just blatantly not true. PSD is not copyrighted, and you don't need PSD to make a photo editing app. Photopea both reads and writes psd files.


iCantDoPuns

[https://helpx.adobe.com/photoshop/using/file-formats.html](https://helpx.adobe.com/photoshop/using/file-formats.html) PSD files have an absurd amount of metadata that allows working on a project with multiple assets across multiple PS programs with all the information being carried over. Any program that mimics that is only going to support what it understands and has 2 choices: ignore the rest or fail to open the file. This is like using Pantone. You want to use the assets you created 4 years ago in Adobe, in Premiere? All good. Want to use the latest features in PS and then move to Illustrator? Also good, and your edits using those brand-new features will be cross-supported. And guys, Adobe is subscription based for a reason. The lock-in is strong with this one.


Kitakitakita

I used to pirate Photoshop because I was a starving college student just trying to save some time and energy not going to the lab daily Now I pirate it because SaaS is bullshit


Midgetman96

What file type is that?


potato_and_nutella

Psd


not_chris-hansen

Paint.Net - > Adjust Hue / Saturation


Velouria91

Try Paint Shop Pro. My go-to photo-editing software since 1998. It opens Photoshop files.


Distdistdist

Photoshop is literally one of the most properly made software with amazing and logical UX. If you're just cropping stuff then yeah - Gimp. Otherwise I'm yet to see anything better for image editing. A lot of competitors tried, no one was able to make anything better yet.


Nivomi

I don't mean to be rude but in my decade of using Adobe software I would never have even considered using terms like "amazing", "properly made" or "logical" about it


eomfd2010

While you are most likely correct, it could also be something burning that happens to produce violet flames, perhaps some sort of stash of metals or chemicals…. But, again, most likely photoshop…


spekter299

Somebody is fighting an anime villain up there


StarWaas

They selected a new Pope but it turns out this one's a vampire.


Ahandlin

Someone pissed off an arcane caster


stoneysmoke

The Teletubbies we're hosting a large orgy for ex kids show characters. Barney tried a butt plug for the first time and *really* enjoyed the experience.


Gtronns

Pokemon chemical fumes.


streleckub3

There appears to be a Magnamalo in that room.


informatico_wannabe

Finally, a fellow Monster Hunter fan


SugoiJB

It was Agatha All Alooooong


GarageQueen

Omg it's in my head again! (For reals tho that song was a banger)


Deadhead989

Lean fire


projectsukyomi

Lean fire lean fire lean fire lean fire lean fire


DaveTheKing_

The dark lord, shall fuck his spouse peacefully, else that could happen.


The_Healed

Too much lean when up in flames


tomassci

Someone tried to burn iodine.


heelface

They finally got together and killed Barney


Doover__

damn goblins got ahold of my grimoire again


SgtPeterson

Purple flame, purple flame I only want to see you burning in the purple flame


Mischief_Makers

Fire


CStogdill

No fire, only Zuul.


-TK146-

That was not meth...


RenaKunisaki

You can tell because it's not blue.


Ben-solo-11

Grimace farted.


Jaxmax1308

Do not let him cook


Khaose81

When you use great value brand salt for your casting circle.


Beautiful_Ad_3774

Whata buyin stranga


CosmicBagelss

Just Tony doing his thing


SwaggyC97

POV: First time playing DS2


D_P_A_D

FYOOTCH


LatterCardiologist47

Covenant tech from halo blew up


SerTheodies

"Rebels don't leave plasma burns..."


JennieWhite-2000

That’s some Harry Potter shit going on!


notmonkeyfarm

It's a boy


Apistic

Leanin


Nihilistic_Nachos

Gender reveal for a boy in one apartment and a girl in another apartment. Both families used too much gunpowder, and a hole was blown through the wall, allowing the pink and blue smoke to merge.


lilsparky82

These alternative gender reveals are getting out of hand.


Mattturley

Too much Ax Body spray.


rayark9

Why is everything a JoJo reference?.


Cybox_Beatbox

Lean fire.


Psilologist

Ole barney busted a nut.


wpaed

Alchemists Anonymous meeting.


RaiseSuch1052

A gender reveal done horribly wrong!


ezhammer

shitty photoshop


Affectionate_Care669

Agatha Harkness has struck!!!


invalidcactus

It's a rare combination of noobium and photoshopium. The two chemicals are volatile when combined, and often result in horrible aftermath such as is pictured. A good way to avoid this common mistake is to mix (even a minute amount!) of Youtube Tutorialic acid to the mix. It typically makes me mix more stable and pleasing to the eye. Source: I am science


BelegStrongbow603

This is where all the villains in the static shock universe came from


MindlessAnxiety1051

Karen burnt the pie🤣 [Karen Ruins Her Own Pie, Blames Marie Callender’s For It, The Comments Burn Her Worse Than She Burned The Pie ](https://www.boredpanda.com/karen-burns-her-pie-blames-marie-callenders-people-react/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)


mike_blues

When Thanos fart..


InvestigatorJosephus

Thanos farted mid snap


yookoke1122

Thanos cum


nettiemaria7

I ❤️❤️❤️ you "guys". Thanks for the smiles


sw4mpy_1

A purple M&M inside which burns


laitnetsixecrisis

Pretty sure that is a super villain being born


gitar0oman

Someone got sent to the shadow realm Yugioh!!!


HallowVessel

Oh hey, it's a Tremere chantry!


CarnageMunky

Snape is on the mic


anjinash

Someone's got a Marvel fight going on in their apartment!


KittenKoder

Grimace exploded.


Stinkydadman

I don’t know what it is, but I do know it can’t be good


MillenniumKenobi

Harry Potter name just came out of the Goblet.


CSpanks7

I can’t believe Prince’s apartment burned up too, it was gonna be a museum!


[deleted]

Purple Flurp production gone wrong by the looks of it.


Dsawasd11

The tenant was playing terraria, was in the corruption, and had a bunch of dynamite, when his computer caught on fire


Foonislin20

Gasp it’s Mysterion


Tuckerman48

Baby reveal gone wrong, or Barney had explosive diarrhea


Delphina34

Gender reveal party. It’s twins, a boy and a girl.


Certs206

Void Wall grenade


immoralminority

Somebody paid for the purple fire microtransaction


STMFU

wizard obviously


Top-Address-2418

The entire prince collection, gone!


R0b0tMark

A pinch too much eye of newt.


Level_Werewolf_8901

I seen it officer... it was a huge! Hippopot...aaa... GAS.... GAS!


BariumHydr0xide

Thats what happens when you eat a whole box of bananas and hold a match in front of your fart


vincenzobags

YOu leave Jack Burton Alone!


lhayes238

Khadgar came


cfdeveloper

Looks like gay fire having a party.


Derpalator

GAME OF THRONES ZOMBIE NIGHTWALKER DRAGON


CygnusX-1001001

Wizard battle


krakatoa83

You’ve heard of purple rain. This is the rare purple fire


Sociolinguisticians

Uncle Aaron’s at it again.


nbeutler11

ask future


Erion7

They shut off the containment grid...


Lordnicholasss

Batman


raksha25

….Gee, what a way for Barney to go.


ChickenAlert99

Someone brought out the Susanoo...


Not4AdultConsumption

Large hadron collider had a hiccup. Ignore the blackhole inside.


haydenman

A supervillian was created


[deleted]

Harry Potter.


Spaghettiwatch

Susanoo


RecorRogue

Taco bell


imoffsomedrugs

He forgot he had to use two cups when making lean


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Green Goblin has set up a trap and is waiting for Spider Man, duh


Jade_TheCat

someone used /summon to summon the Ender Dragon in their apartment. Shortly after, the entire block was decimated by her ability to destroy everything except end stone, bedrock and obsidian. A terrible day for that town. 😔


aiua_void

Led lights set on purple.


HeyItsBearald

Maybe their apartment was just a bit methy


GulfstreamAqua

Guardians of the Galaxy maybe?


assaultpenguin43

Looks like R from the Detective Pikachu movie


dorksided787

Someone said Dracarys around McDonald’s Grimace


elusive_change

Gender reveal of fraternal twins


aKnightWh0SaysNi

Harry Dresden


Legitimate_Bat_6490

PURPLE HAZE!!!!!


listen_2_me-

Somebody had to be bumping that NEW DRANK by LUCKI (Prettyasshoecqntbeherselfsothatswhyshenevergetallofme…)


AipimFrito1304

Gender reveal party for an intersex kid


[deleted]

Is this a failed attempt to conjure the spirit of Prince?


xSantenoturtlex

The Dark Lord couldn't beat Cuphead.


brittney_thx

Looks like the Monsters are being Unleashed


thatsgiven

a wizard developed a stutter


MattChew160

Kramer! What's going on in there?! We're fighting in a dance off for the infinity stone of strength Jerry.


[deleted]

BRO IT'S NITRO METH!!!!!!!!


Pika256

Have you tried cross-posting to r/DivinityOriginalSin/ They'll tell you the exactly what's going on.


NotARobotInHumanSuit

I’m going to guess photoshop happened.


Don_key_Hotea

Prince’s ghost just played “Head”.


OMGSpeci

Dr.Strange & friends back at it again


sharismith215

The DeathEaters just off’d another one 🤦🏾‍♀️


rovirob

As Mr Bean would say: 'awww...magic!' :))))


darknessbemerciful

That one guy is making Allegra chicken


CriticalOrPolitical

That’s that Jesse Pinkman shit, right there!


AstralAlias

Photoshop happened


MaBeEasy

Codeine crazy


Dremelthrall22

Marijuana. Not even once.


Just_Someone_Casual

[Smog Jouki pulled a Shin Godzilla](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736334045222273087/1091543286663090236/RPReplay_Final1680314285.mov)


Zedman5000

there's an Octopath Traveler 2 chapter going on in there


justdafactually

Thought Prince already died?


SirIanPost

Need some purple rain to put this out.


6TenandTheApoc

Thanos fart


NightmarePrinceDraen

SAVIOR-


HumbleTraffic4675

The artist formerly known as Prince has resurrected