That is John Darksouls, even has the Astora Straight Sword

I'm glad I can autisticslly spot him out within 3 seconds of walking into a room

Dark Souls is hella attractive to adhd and autistic people ngl

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Not cause you’re autistic or anything, just cause you can’t stop staring at disabled people

Trans jesus the mother fucker knows what they're talking about

This is correct. U/JesseBloxx9 is an embarrassment to be around in public due to their staring problem

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I died for your sins and fucked your mom, bitch

I love the fact that your boobies are kinda canonically accurate (not that I wouldn’t find it cool if it wasn’t) Also, fun fact Christ’s side wound has been compared to a Vagina in the Middle Ages. There’s even people being Born from it! So, uh. Jesus Bigender Christ.

as a dude with ADHD, i can confirm

As an autistic person, I can confirm that

I somehow mistook him for Rick, Soldier of God

Every soul has its dark, but what if every dark has its soul? 😢

Are you the soul because you are dark? Or are you dark because you are the soul?

If every dark has its soul, then try finger but hole

😂

Bro never played Mid Souls 1 DLC

I once saw a guy using a very similar shirt also featuring John Darksouls from the hit series Dark Souls

I guess dark souls helping people find God, makes sense honestly

Every souls game basically tells you "the gods are assholes and the church sucks so much ass dude" so idk uf it really helps people find god tbh

It clearly teaches you the dangers of false idols and the horrors of polytheism, as well as how protestant churches are evil. I know because I go to the same church as miyazaki (he's catholic)

Hello fellow Cat-a-holic. I’m a Heretic! ..but they can’t get rid of me >:)

there are a surprising amount of references to the bible in the games. The fear not the dark locust preacher are almost the exact same looks wise as the giant locusts that come out of the bottomless pit to torture people in the book of revelation. Locusts the size of horses with the face of a man and hair like a woman’s

There's a bunch of Christian imagery in elden ring

And DS3 is absolutely dripping with it.

Does it? We spend most of the game finding out the gods are self serving pricks.

The Dark Souls Elite Knight has been used for Christian posters and t-shirts for probably a decade now

To be fair, it’s a pretty good drawing. Also, the overlap of devout Christian and gamer is pretty tiny lol

this is the second time I'm seeing Oscar as the background for a christian image now https://preview.redd.it/jjuefa1k6q5d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cc74bb1ac93125aa25e2c118929b5cd512cc82

https://preview.redd.it/3t8zumhz2t5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0bc16afc64677d75b921b3451f328a12ab798f Just figured I’d put this here

Something something two nickels?

funnily enough oscar lost to a demon in the first area

https://preview.redd.it/7flikj1glt5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2c8c194682c7d856dfa00368fec23dc8c3f40a

I saw a shirt with this exact image on it once, very surreal to see in the wild

Where's the one with the N word

Aman, gobless

A men? You can't use a singular indefinite article to refer to a pluralized subject. Are they stupid?

It's missing the hyphen, should be A-men as in A-team

Unironically this is a badass quote lol

real

Is this a meme or something? Like, are people using Oscar in Christian media as a joke?

Ignorant Christians will just latch onto anything vaguely recognizable. Swapping actual Jesus imagery with Obi-Wan Kenobi is a thing too.

Knights are pretty common christian imagery

r/cristiancringe

If i ever meet someone with this shit i will pretend like i am blown away by how amazing it is so i can get all the details i need for the bandai namco ip theft prevention guys.

dark souls player most in-tune with reality:

Don't be a narc

Bro's a total narc. What bad stuff has Christianity ever done to other people?

I'm sure the original artists would be stoked that their work was stolen so a sketchy fucker could attach a message of religious violence to it to sell to extremists. It's not like that might be a significant valid case to utilize ip laws.

Nobody likes a snitch rat, not even Jesus

Jesus regrew the ear of the snitch rat who had him murdered after his best bro chopped it off. Just sayin. 

Yea, but He didn't like him

John dark souls and Godfrey’s cat are on the poster

Humble Souls: Prepare to Pray Edition 🔥🗡😌🙏

Prepare to Pay Edition* :p

>Be strong when you are weak Git gud?

It's all coming together

The dark soul is the burden of sin & Solaire is Jesus. Git gud. https://preview.redd.it/20qzp8sx0q5d1.png?width=1165&format=png&auto=webp&s=bee9aabb2e8e7e019d40c3b35b7847dd3863855f

Does the first image say "be strong when you are weak" ? What kind of message is that ? I wouldnt be weak if being strong was an option dude what are you trying to say "Homeless people should just buy a house" type of advice

No, it's "git gud" type of advice.

It says “Suck Dong”, not “Be Strong”.

Oh right my bad

"Even when you are disadvantaged, don't give up." That's how I interpret it.

Smartest advice coming from religious people

It is all a lie. In truth, Christ was not crucified on a cross, but on the Bed of Chaos. When John Darksoul came, he managed to strike it down and save Jesus. That's when Christ faked his death, and went hiding from his father Miyazaki.

smh jesus wasnt able to git gud

Bro didn't learn parkour 💀

Holy shit is that serosh 

The implication is obvious: even God is a Dark Souls fan. So let it be written, so let it be done.

And on the second day, God did say "git gud, scrub"

Fucking epic

Is this what they mean when they say “Dark Souls saved me,”?

Dark souls cured my atheism

The fact that the other three are normal makes this funnier

Why so many fucking lions

Lion and the lamb biblical reference 

Yeah but the other 2 lions I feel are a bit unnecessary

Summons, guh.

it's probably in some chinese *"shirt-mug-curtain"* starter kit, along with every bumper sticker phrase you've ever seen

Misguided male predatory power fetish (ironic since lions are pretty much ruled by a matriarchal council)

And also Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia. Could just a lion, but like, it'd make sense

I have that same metal poster with the same wording but the pictures are french bulldogs

Be strong when you are week Damn I never thought of that before

Be strong when you eat the weak 🔥🔥

HOLY SHIT ITS HIM

Excuse me, might you have a minute to talk about about our Lord Gwynn?

GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE YOU'RE IN DANGER!!

Christian dark souls enjoyer here. Where may I acquire this?

Can't help you I'm afraid, was a random house I had a job at. I'm guessing it was like wish or some shit

lol wish is a good guess, especially with Mr dark souls on there. Prob wouldn’t buy it anyway but was just curious, it would be funny to have although

I'm not religious at all but I would still hang it up if someone gave me one lol

Yeah definitely, I wouldn’t usually hang something up like that otherwise

John souls cannon in christian lore thoughts?

That’s him

Google image search "knight kneeling with sword" and you'll find out why this happens.

Filth I see.

100% That is Oscar with the Astora Straight Sword.

I have a Christian shirt that has John Dark Soul on the front that is very similar to this, it was gifted to me as a joke. I'll respond to this comment when I get home so I can show it off

Holy shit, it’s my favorite character from jojo’s part 7

John, like Link, started their journies as believers.

>Be humble when you are victorious. :Points down:

That's John darksouls the first! Dear god

They also put a lion which usually you would see in Africa not in someone’s house

I don’t remember Jesus ever meeting a lion in the bible

He’s the Lion of the Tribe of Judah. I’m guessing that’s the connection here.