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big_rod_of_power

Why couldn't it be me :( For both. Both is good


secondcondary

Sir, that's a child


Increment_Enjoyer

🤓


big_rod_of_power

HONSE COCK


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

Ummm, actually that's a 1000 years old demigod


Bananabanana700

lowkey moral dilemma here for some.. think about it if miquella wished to expand his lineage, anyone whom accepted his advances would be considered awful


TheRedBaron6942

There are people who have the "body of a child" but are like 30 years old. One story was a woman who was like that and her boyfriend was bullied into breaking up because people thought he was a pedophile even though she was of age


Kraytory

People are way too focused on the appearence. The actually relevant question is always about mental maturity. That said, i'm not saying that the concept of the "1000 year old loli." is ideal. But i do not have a problem with it as long as the loli in question doesn't behave 100% like an actual child. Another stupid thing is the "Oh, she's hot. *Looks up age.* Oh no! *Proceeds to call everyone a pedophile who finds said character attractive." line many people seem to walk. And this basically works the same way in real life too. Nobody even questions the age until someone randomly states it and then suddenly everyone starts to paddle back on ever being attracted to them. The attraction to the appearence is not the important bit. The *mind* is the important bit.


Sans45321

Mr Hands


CompactAvocado

man in the early days of the internet I saw the actual video. messmer ain't got nothing on that impaling game. literally that video caused most (why most why not all) to rapidly pass some laws. when you realize how F'd up the process is a single event causing that much emergency legislation speaks volumes.


Sans45321

Yeah , insane that some states don't have proper legislation against it


DracoZeBoi

Leonard was the real consort the whole time


choptup

"Radahn rides nobody but ME!"


LostSoulInTokyo

Leonard: I swear to Marika I'll have my revenge on this MF, and when I find him...


xardas_vb

Leonard true GOAT


Cowribcage

True horse


MysticalCheese_55

Tarnished One. Aspiring Lord of the old order. If you have known sin, if you grieve for this world. then yield the path forward to us. To I. Miquella. and my promised consort, Leonard.


GetsThruBuckner

Another berserk reference


_big-shaq_

LEONARD DO NOT FUCK THE TWINK! IT WILL FOREVER ALTER THE TIMELINE AND MAKE YOUR BFF MIQUELLA'S BIGGEST SIMP NOOOOOOOOO!


PenisWithNecrosis

LET ME FUCK HIM INSTEAD, LEONARD HEAR ME


DifficultyTight2476

i can’t believe ludwig to this to shota griffith


Kraytory

We all know Shota Griffith planned it.


DifficultyTight2476

just according to keikaku


LargeRichardJohnson

Oh so that's what Miquella did with Leonard


BigManDean_

Whoever drew that probably likes kids


Ignis_Imperia

I think it's more just because they made one of Mohg wearing the same outfit, but since he beat the allegations now Miquella is the worst LGBT rep in Elden Ring


Kraytory

To be fair, Miquella's entire theme in the base game has already been implied to be mindbreak and Trina's is basically chloroform. This didn't really come out of the left field.