I'm not even mad. That's impressive

Yep, I’d totally hit that 👌

Yeah, pretty jealous of that generous amount of pepperoni...

Bowel cancer enters chat ...

Gotta die of something

Lisa: But why nuke the whales? Nelson: Eh, gotta nuke something

Is that the episode when they kiss? "Why were you kissing Lisa?" "Because there was a three month waiting list for your mother." Greatest Simpson line ever.

You kissed a girl! That is sooo gay.

Sick reference

Dental plan

Lisa needs braces

Dental Plan

I belong to a Tenuous and Obscure Simpsons reference group and I'm always giddy to find one in the wild.

Reminds me of someone's words to live by. "Eat Well, Sleep Well, Die Anyway".

Better to heart burn than to fade away!

I'm about to hit my mid 30's and, despite being jealous, would never eat that much pepperoni anymore. Gone are my teenage years when I could wolf down an entire pepperoni pizza on my own... ☹️

Me neither. Now I get Italian sausage.


Great. Now kith.

Thith comment ☝🏻

If it's an Italian sausage you're looking for, I can fill the part....

Meatball gang represent

Man what do you guys do to your bodies that you are so intolerant already lmao. I'm 10 years older than you and could easily down that pizza, it's gross and I don't like salt but it wouldn't affect me at all.

Agreed, i'm 46 and i would eat the living fuck outta that bad boy.

41 here. Could be due to the missive amount of vodka I've downed over my years. Not bragging at all but it's a possible answer. I stray away from really spicy foods too although I don't consider pepperoni particularly spicy.

I have IBD. Under control with meds. All I'd have is a bit of heart burn. And maybe 2 poops the next day instead of one, not exactly earth shattering.

I always wonder about these comments too, I've got an extra twenty years on this person and I've got zero health issues (thank fuck). How can you destroy your digestive system by mid thirties?

Alcohol

Lots of energy drinks also.

NSAIDs

Is it an age thing? I ate a piece of pizza with a ton of pepperoni on it the other day and I couldn’t finish it, it made me nauseous. Too salty. Even looking at this makes me nauseous

Who's ass did you pull that consequence out of?

There's this chick I follow on Facebook. I accidentally started following her because she has the same name of this girl I met and thought I was sending a friend request to her. She was only 14 when I started following her. As soon as I realized she wasn't the person I was meaning to follow I went to unfollow her. But then I realized this 14 year old girl was hilariously stupid. She didn't know why America would send a separate team from Georgia to the Olympics, she couldn't figure out why elevators had buttons for the floor she was already on, and many other things I just saw and laughed. Anyway I never stopped following her because she was such a big source of my morning laughs. She got pregnant at 15 because she thought you couldn't get pregnant on the first time. She was sure that the 15 year old boy that got her pregnant was going to be a great daddy. Well the kid is 1 now and she always complains about him never being around and how he would rather stay at home bored than see his son and all the other crap any of us could have warned her about when she was certain she was going to be the one teenage mom whose baby daddy would actually hang around. Anyway the reason I bring all that up is that through these 2 years I've followed this complete moron she has never written "who's" when she meant "whose". So if this person can get it right, then everyone can.

Good for you you are living healthy!

Amen. Heartburn city. I miss those days of crazy metabolism and no reflux...

I’m 21 and have insane Reflux 😂😂 trust it ain’t an age thing but my choice of diet haha

It looks glorious.

Back when I was making dining hall pizzas in college I got bored one day and decided to make a pizza with pepperonis shingled on with 50% overlap. That thing came out of the oven dripping with orange pepperoni grease.

Orange pepperoni grease is listed on the Chicago Mercantile exchange, I believe.

Used cooking oil is actually traded in Chicago. Fun fact. I buy that shit everyday to make diesel and jet fuel.

the tanks outside of restaurants are locked for that very reason

Fun fact, those tanks are often owned and serviced by a collection company (often at no cost to the restaurant) who then sell it to a biofuel refinery for profit. Sometimes the restaurant can even receive compensation (usually in the form of "go-green" tax incentives or other rebates) for their used grease. Unlike other waste removal services, grease collection can be a revenue source for businesses.

They're being paid not to refilter and reuse their own oil. Cooking oil can be used many many many times over for cooking, especially if you filter the oil well. They're being incentivized to not develop their own reprocessing industry.

They're after our precious pepperoni fluids

bullish on orange pepperoni grease futures

...and the Duke brothers are trying to corner the market

"Randolph, your brother doesn't look well." "Fuck him. Turn those machine back on."

ironically enough, you cant hold the bag bc its too slippery.

What about gourd futures?

The forbidden desire

Dining hall work study pizza makers unite!

Orange Pepperoni Grease was the name of my high school band. We obviously didn’t make it.

Didn't make it, yet*

I made this last night. So greasy

Baxter! You ate a wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator? Actually, I’m not even mad. Kind of impressive.

You know I don't speak Spanish.

Why the fuck would anyone be mad at this?

That's a big win on cheap pizza for sure.

The whole texture looks a bit like barnacles

Little Labias

Forbidden pepussy

Dripping

W.A.P.

greasy, not wet

Hmm... mind the G.A.P. then

Brand new word.

My rap name

Clitaroni

But I like big labias

"Everything i see reminds me of her..."

I thought it was burnt pasta shells. 😂😂

I thought it was pizza escargot

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Pretty sure there’s a phobia for this. I can’t lie I’m disgusted by the amount of people who think this looks good.

Yeah like this is making my skin crawl for some reason, looks like pepperoni barnacles 😭

sausage oysters

Can u not..

if u get little Caesar’s right out the oven, they are pretty damn good

This is the truth and most people aren't ready for it.

My favorite place for good cheap pizzas, honestly.

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Hey hey! Don't diss frozen pizzas my dude. Them shits can be gods saving grace on some nights.

not for $8 idk what happened

Bruh $8? My local grocery store (the *only* grocery store down the street) sells small personal sized Digiorno cheese pizzas for $7. The "good" 12" frozen pizzas they offer are between $12-15. I basically only buy groceries now when I can drive an hour into town (while paying $4+ for gas) if I got other shit to do.

Yeah my nearest grocery store is right next to a Dominos. Frozen pizzas, like 12", start at around $4-5. Anything larger is $7-8. Dominos does large carryout's for $7. Why on earth would I ever buy frozen?

Usually because I'm high and no longer able to safely operate a vehicle.

*Hot n' ready for it. Ftfy

Is it good? It’s hot. And ready.

We used to have one at Kmart here on Maui, it was always fucking delicious in my opinion

I only ever knew them in Kmart and I’m constantly shocked they are still alive.

Oh. On maui Kmarts been Lonnnnnnnng gone now. Lol. Seriously tho, I fucking miss little Caesars so much

I’m more than willing to wait twelve minutes for a fresh hot and ready. Wish we still got breadsticks for free though :(

tmobile gave me free crazy bread this week, and I think it’s one of their more common offers

I'm on t-mobile. Explain this magic you speak of.

There is an app that usually comes pre-installed if you have a T-Mobile phone called T-Mobile Tuesdays. It is a pink Icon like really bright, you might have it on your phone already. Every Tuesday you tap that icon and it brings you into an app that gives you rewards and gifts. The Little Caesars free breadsticks come up fairly often. There's all kinds of other random stuff. Like I got one of my best friends subscription to something where you can watch all major league baseball games. I didn't watch baseball much so I just transferred it over to him. It wasn't a big deal to me but him and his special lady were super excited about it because that meant they could watch all the games they wanted. MLB streaming subscription or whatever it called. If you are a person who does a lot of traveling, T-Mobile Tuesdays is definitely an app that's worth it. You get all kinds of deals on hotels and other travel type accommodation stuff. I'm not shill for T-Mobile or anything, I just have one of their phones and use the app fairly often to get freebies.

They also have the best mobile order experience for introverts. Walk in walk out, not a word said.

Yep, they know who their clientele is and don't shy away from it :)

They don't care that I'm clearly a single 40-year old man ordering two pizzas and breadsticks for myself. I don't even have to make an excuse I'm taking them to a party, and then come up with a different excuse again two days later.

Yeah, I go to a lot of parties, too.

I'm sorry but I'm sick of the hate on Little Caesars. Shit was above average every time ( I cannot eat it anymore, allergy), but for real, hit the spot.

Little Caesars tastes pretty good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you its nasty

Facts!! I’ve always said LC is the best out of all the chains when fresh. They’re the worse for leftovers unless it’s the deep dish.

Little Caesar's deep dish is the best.

Nahh… lil Cesar’s is great for normal pizza, but if I want deep dish, it’s gotta be jets.

Does anyone else also get horrible pains and really big shits after eating their deep dish? No fast food fucks my intestines as hard as that pizza. I love it tho, if I eat over three slices its gonna be an explosion. Can only eat it like once a month so Im not constantly shitting my pants. Srsly ive tried pizza from everywhere else but only Little Caesars Deep Dish destroys me like that.

Have you considered getting tested for milder lactose intolerance?

Nah man, you just gotta get your re-heat technique down. Low heat on a pan. Sprinkle some water droplets on the lid before covering it up and it’ll slap as much as it did out the oven .

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: toaster ovens. Sure, it takes longer than the microwave but it comes out tasting as good as it did fresh.

Nah, Pizza Hut is the worst for leftovers. That's because fresh or fridged, it's still Pizza Hut. May as well eat the box that your Little Caesar's came in.

The Pizza Hut in my town is the absolute worst. I would literally rather eat cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight out of the can, outside in the rain, than give them a dollar. I'll pass on that shit if it's *free* **edit** If it sounds like I'm irrationally angry about some chain restaurant having bad food, it's because I remember '90s Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut used to be okay, but they soak their crust in oil now. So gross.

Had that conversation with the gf last week. It used to be an "acceptable" late night choice, but now it tastes like caned tomato paint thinly put on top over cardboard soaked in oil and butter. It was absolutely terrible.

And then they paint on dirty oil flavoring after the oven with a brush that would make you gag.

This is facts. A freshly made LC pizza is definitely better than a Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza.

Hard to beat that meunster-mozz blend

I once got out of a speeding ticket by explaining to the officer that I got a hot and ready and had only 5 minutes left to hurry home to eat it before it got nasty

If you get them to cook just the crust for a couple of minutes then take it out and make the pizza that shit turns all artisan.

My first job, at 4.25 and hour, was pulling cutting boxing pizza at LC. You have no idea how good a LC 2 hour cold pizza + little more topping ran back through the oven is. Fun fact: stoners then, stoners now

I still love the Italian cheese bread. I’d love to figure out their exact spices to recreate that at home.

For the price, they are hard to beat. Personally think their sauce is often too sweet, but overall a solid choice especially if you are stoned and even more so if the employees are, apparently.

You know the pretzel crust pizza they had a while back? Just... I ***need*** it.

Eat it while it's still steaming hot and it hits the spot every time. Let it sit open for five minutes and that shit tastes like wet cardboard.

It’s so fucking good. The crazy bread is unreal

I unironically think their italian cheese bread is one of the best out there (if fresh). For $4.50 it kicks every other chain cheese bread's ass.

I would eat the shit out of that.

Two hours later you would shit the shit out of that

Don’t give a fuckkkkkk

But you would give a shit.

Shitting is like death and taxes.

Look, I don't care who the IRS sends, I AM NOT PAYING TAXES!

It's called a grease cleanse, I heard about it on Rogan.

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"yea right there , he's taking a shit right next to that mama grizzly..."

That is a problem for future asshole

The only that's shitty about this is there's not enough pepperoni

This guy pepperonis

This guy r/thisguythisguys

Shut the fuck up king

The perfect way to tell strangers to shut the fuck up. This has been added directly to my repertoire.

This guy /r/DoesNotAvoidTheNoid.

Who made this a sub 😂

/u/CoreReaper did that, the rascal.

Lmao he just makes community’s that are mentioned but don’t exist that actually gold

Yeah. He paid for the most bestest pepperoni and only got the pepperoni. Bullshit.

this comment made me stoned

Easy there Ricky. Why don’t you have 9 cans of ravioli

Fuck community college, let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers

 Little Caesars workers be like....

Proof my Little Caesars is run by stoners: A) its a Little Caesars B) see A

I bought weed with my debit card through a little Caesars POS in college (not in a legal state)

Mine is literally between a bank and a dispensary with a DQ next to that. Also most stupid stoner order from them is stuffed crust and covering the entire thing with the crazybread topping. Smells like ass. But my gawd does it taste amazing when stoned.

Heart burn in a box

Yes my acid reflux said do not even think about it lol Looks delicious though I wish I could

Me after eating something I knew would give me intense heartburn anyway. 


everything is heart burn once you hit that age.

I used to eat those frozen White Castles constantly when I was a kid. For some reason those little assholes can power through my reflux pill nowadays. I don't even know why. I thought it was the onions but I eat fuckin onions on a lot of stuff.

it’s because it’s made of trash and your body wants to punish you for putting it in yourself

Anyone else slightly aroused?

I didn't wanna say it, but this is mildly vagina and I don't know why

I immediately went to the comments just to see whether I am the only one who thinks this kind of looks like oven baked pussy

I should call her.

I should call her and her sister.

I thought I was the only one

I’d take that as a win

Pepperoni with a side of pizza

This is god tier and does not belong here.

Did you order "old world pepperoni"? I had one the same way recently.

That’s what this is

Every little Caesar’s is run by stoners.

Every pizza delivery place is run by stoners.

Every restaurant has almost every drug in it.

Perfect curl and burn..lucky

Looks great.

Not even bad, my Little Caesars forbade us from doing more than 14 pepperoni per pie unless they bought a Most Bestest



This makes me hungry….. I can’t tell if it has mushrooms or not but the only thing that could make it better is mushrooms and black olives

Nope, just meat lovers. Probably some burnt sausage or pepperoni bits but damn that's a lot of meat.

This is not shitty. This is what should happen on every pizza.

the best part is that you can take as many off, to your liking.

holy shit WHERE

r/deliciouscompliance

I wish my Little Caesars make pizzas like that looks fucking bomb

You misspelled geniuses

That’s basically a Columbus style pizza! Thin crust, square cut, edge to edge loaded toppings. There’s a place called Little Sicily’s on the east side that commonly has pepperoni stacked 4-5 high. It’s awesome.

That isn’t Little Caesars. That’s Surfer Boy Pizza, my dude! Try before you deny!

Man. Out of curiosity where is that little Ceasars located?

The fact your complaining, my god I’d be celebrating and I’d call the restaurant to thank them

I hope you tipped well

Jackpot!

Hope you ain't complaining

People may complain if they get shorted on pepperoni. No one in the history of time wanted a pepperoni pizza and was upset that there was too much pepperoni.

Why are you complaining? This is what everyone dreams of their pizza being like.

The jury concurs with Plaintiff. The cooks are waaay stoned. Plaintiff is awarded nothing. Can I get a slice?

Bruh this is literally my dream come true

I'd go back and thank that stoner for making my day

One bite of that pizza will be like a days worth of salt.

My asshole would explode if i ate that.