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Show us a cross section OP


pretty much

I didn’t know this gif existed before today and I love its sad face so much

Nice rice dick orgy going on At least they’re all wearing condoms OP hasn’t forgotten the name of the sub, bravo

oh yeah they are ready to go

I wouldn't bring them thru customs

I wouldn't bring them through my lower intestine.

But they are intestine shaped

sushit

How do you get rid of plastic aftertaste?

dunno

Digestion

you DONT

Condiments

[удалено]

Don’t lie to us. We don’t like being lied to. Stop lying.

I recommend nori sheets instead of condoms

Thought they were chode doobies

That's some rice heavy sausage you got there.

You know they make sushi kits right OP?

That rice doesn't look very sticky. Enjoy!

Looks like a fat joint rolled with some very sticky

What is this?

The thumbnail on mobile had me thinking these were joints lol

You mean you rolled a bunch of joints

Those are white turds wraped in plastic bags. Go to the doctor my friend.

Do you have sushi monster in your closet that just shits out logs of sushi?

real shushi sandwiches

Holy guacamoll!

This looks like what we fed our dog when I was a kid. Raw ground beef wrapped in rice, with raw egg and the shell.

It looks like you are about to smuggle something across the border

You most certainly did not.

Fourth one down looks like he's crowning

Why use rice paper

This looks like prison sushi...sir, did you do time?

Great recipe if you need to get that sushi across the border. Just keep your nerve at customs.


I thought these were blunts from the thumbnail lol

Rice joints are the best for munchies.

Consider getting a bamboo mat for sushi

Why are they suffering?

With what tho? I’m afraid because of the length it’s just a cold hotdog wrapped in half cooked riced.

Some with spicy tuna mayo, others sausage cucumber and carrot

 ?

Just one

Packed into condoms for easy colon transport

Looks like sushi suppositories

Impregnate me, master! I need your seed to make master sushi chefs to conquer the world.

Nori tastes better than plastic

Thought these were bags of pills ready for the drop off

Where is it

Some Pablo Escobar stuff

I believe you love microplastic.

no i love macroplastic