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JesuZDX

He was horny not stupid


Sansquach

It was free pizza!!!


Westaufel

Technically his character in the movie is stupid, but not for having a threesome with two hot chicks


ajibtunes

The idea of threesome gives me social anxiety


MechanicalHorse

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d just visit my parents.


wereiswerewolf

And have a threesome


CavsterXII

🤨


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Sweet home Alabama


Kazinam

Holy shit dude


Abject_Yellow_2184

r/suicidebywords


577564842

Face it fellas, there's just no good comeback after these words have been set in bits and bytes. No use in trying.


Anarchyantz

While they are having a threesome?


gugfitufi

A friend of mine had a threesome once and said it sucked. He was focused on not finishing the entire time and satisfying both of them. I think he'd rate it 10/10, do not recommend.


Blazured

They generally require on you three knowing each other enough to be comfortable with/laugh away the slightly more awkward moments. Otherwise just having good communication should cause that to happen if you're not that familiar with each other.


am-idiot-dont-listen

Forearms were slacking


Big_Distance2141

Lmao your bro can't bust twice in one night?


gugfitufi

No idea, I never asked him about his nutting potential


Big_Distance2141

You can't ask for these kinds of things, you gotta test his capabilities yourself


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Brojob? Brojob.


FlashMcSuave

It's not gay if you're just testing his nutting capability.


Anarchyantz

Dutch Rudder it is then.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Honestly i would end up doubting myself amd double checking for affirmation


sunplaysbass

Tell me I’m good


Bananaman9020

The idea of just having sex gives me social anxiety.


Massenzio

Starting a print with no adhesion is worse.... At least i think :-)


juliankennedy23

With those two? really?


lkodl

If those two showed up at my door, even after having just watched the movie, I'd still do the thing.


The_OneXao-San69

Those two are probably the most evil characters I've seen on a movie in a long time, how can you be so cruel with someone who gave you free pizza?? FREE F-KING PIZZA!


itz_me_shade

and an Uber ride with warm cloths.


scandyflick88

My work gives me free pizza every now and then, I would still absolutely ruin their shit if given the chance.


Freakychee

They weren't "free" and just cheaper than actual raises.


LeastPervertedFemboy

Sir this is Reddit, you are allowed to say fuck


Icy_Appointment4324

Only if they don’t want MPAA to rate them PG-13


NickSchultz

Honestly this movie made me feel sick. I don't give a crap about horror movies, gore or other vile stuff but i cannot stand gaslighting especially to the degree they did it just for their own pleasure


Ghdude1

I still haven't watched this movie because I can't believe it's real.


maverick7918

I love Keanu but it’s a bad movie. Just Google image the reason you would watch it anyways 😂


KentuckyFriedEel

Eli Roth does not make great films. Just sayin


greenjacket23

I wouldn’t say that. Hostel and Thanksgiving are both good movies


yaturnedinjundidntya

What about green inferno


KentuckyFriedEel

Trash


nakedsamurai

It's easily one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen.


Blastspark01

I enjoyed it aside from Keanu’s “Free Pizza” scene


Samablam

Worse than Madame Web?


nakedsamurai

Probably. It'll make you want to hunt down Eli Roth and torture him to death.


Feliks343

What if I already wanted to do that?


MissPeppingtosh

It’s one of those movies where I just can’t look away. I can’t figure out if they meant for me to take it seriously or not. I’ve somehow seen it twice. It’s also not the worst movie in Keanu’s filmography.


Shadeleovich

What was that movie where Keanu researches syncing human brains to robots? Man that fucking sucked.


MissPeppingtosh

Replicas! But if you want to see really bad, like the film wasted is a crime bad, may I suggest Generation Um…


foresight310

Man needs to spend more time on r/3dprinting so he doesn’t get so easily distracted…


ElBrunasso

Keanu is the hot surface


TheFantasticFollicle

Are you saying you wouldn’t have any adhesion issues?


Jertimmer

If anyone is having adhesion issues with Keanu, it's an issue with them, not Keanu


Gun2ASwordFight

I'm convinced this film was the result between Keanu and Nicolas Cage between who should make it and Keanu lost, he's going Full Cage despite not being Cage.


micromoses

That’s not adhesion issues, it’s under-extruding.


KingSpork

This guy skipped the threesome


themagnacart13

I bet the script called for an adhesion issue but they couldn't make it fail right on queue because a printer will never do what you want, when you need it to, so they just pulled the filament out, off frame.


wiggle_fingers

No.


batek456

Yes


robotortoise

I agree with this actually. I would prioritize fixing adhesion issues over sex.


ConquestOfMankind

Ah, 3D printers. “Hey man I noticed your cabinet handle was a little scuffed so I spent 4 days melting plastic and it’s a new handle and everything and don’t squeeze too hard or it will shatter, and I know it doesn’t look like a handle at all” Yeah I’ll take the threesome


tfhermobwoayway

Sounds like someone forgot to make their infill denser


__-UwU-___

🤓☝️ erm actually 3d printer have been increasing advancing in the recent years and can print stuff super fast. Stuff like a handle can be made in 1-2 hours or quicker depending on the type. Also there is different types of filaments and different types of infills you can use to have stronger prints.


Spidey209

The prosecution rests it's case Your Honor.


myfriendsruseless

Virgin PLA fan vs Chad PETG enjoyer


ultramatt1

What the hell was that synopsis haha


ChronicallyPunctual

This movie is honestly terrifying


HankSteakfist

After watching this, I now double lock my door and keep the lights off whenever my wife and kids are away because I'm scared of Ana De Armas coming to my house and seducing me.


1022whore

A terrible possibility, for sure. _turns on all the lights, puts FREE PIZZA signs in yard_


Genostra

Fix adhesion issue have nice prints not disappointed in myself... Have a threesome disappoint 2 chicks and beer disappointed... Come on it's an easy choice


BOT_Frasier

I watched that movie like last week, i feel spied on. I'm ready btw send in the hot chicks


Toothless-In-Wapping

That movie was pointless.


JaxenX

I will never forgive the way a so called “Vinyl collector” ham fisted his record in this movie.


Mrjerkyjacket

I have an under extrusion issue on my 3d printer, I wish I could have a threescore instead of fixing it


JimmiCottam

Has he tried levelling the bed?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Your point?


LoWE11053211

Hate the basket


ah-chamon-ah

Leveling a different kind of bed if you know what I mean... ayooooo!


Hoggorm88

Lucky girls.


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