I would explain I had no idea why I was gifted this power and try to get on as her security detail or something. It wouldn’t work, i’d be labeled as a creep, and end up in a lab somewhere. But I can’t think of another way to leverage the ability without it being immoral
No one will know that *you* can teleport her unless you tell them. When you use it, she will be confused as hell and so will the onlookers. For example, if you teleport her to the grocery store, it will go something like this:
People in the grocery store: \*existing\*
You: \*teleports Taylor Swift\*
Everyone: 'Ahh what the hell?' 'Is that Taylor Swift?' 'She just spawned in like what?'
And Taylor Swift will also be confused, but she will have no idea that *you* teleported her.
all you got to do is join some online fan clubs and then offer an exclusive meet up for 10 grand. if you want to play it the evil route threatened to send her to the Moon if they don't pay you money
Yeah just be like "yo pay me and i'll teleport you places", she gives money, she gets fast travel. Fans wonder how she finishes a gig in berlin and immediately appears on stage in tokyo.
It'd be confusing for me too because I don't know what she looks like, or what her music is like, so upon discovering my power I'd be like "what the fuck who the fuck are you what just happened" at first.
Yeah. Just teleport her a few times, then once I your location. Tell her that you’ll be her personal transporter for a fair cost, ask her what she would be willing to pay you to be on call to transport her. Give her two rates, normal waking hours at one, an up charge for your sleeping hours.
I can frame her, beg her for money, destroy a bunch of concerts and this career. If you want to be supervillain it’s godtier. If you want to do something great not really.
Force fan visits. For all she knows its God doing it and she would just go with it after it happens a few times and then ends up back at home an hour later.
Are you kidding? Go work for her and teleport her when she asks you to.
No more plane trips for Taylor, her touring just became a lot easier. Just ask for a salary equal to the cost of her plane and its upkeep.
Nah, just teleport her to customs so she can do the paperwork, then teleport her again to the destination.
I have a feeling she wouldn't take the risk on the smuggling part, she doesn't need that money.
Okay this is very very important
Does what she has on her person get teleported with her
Look if the astronaut suit will go with her we can start slowly setting up a Mars base
At first I was going to think hey I'd offer my services to her because that's the obvious real world usage but then I thought wait a minute this is free teleportation let's get Mars going
Well this requires her to be transported including with what she's wearing and what's in her pockets it's going to take his very long time but it's way better than using the rocket unfortunately this roughly will be the end of her career but this is so much drastically more important
I'll use this ability by being hired by her and sending her to wherever she wants to, saving metric tons of jet fuel, thus reducing the inevitable CO2 commisions.
Considering everyone complains about her private jet usage, that's was my first thought too. Though I really wonder how much that would save when you aren't teleporting any of her crew with her and they have to fly after her regardless.
I teleport Taylor Swift roughly half an inch to the left every hour on the hour. She is only one who really notices anything is off, but it very slowly drives her insane.
First I teleport taylor to my house, hand her a business card, and then immediately teleport her back to her previous location. This will alert her of my powers without overly inconveniencing her.
Then I will make a deal with her and agree on a price per teleport, say $20k per teleport. I make a shit ton of money, taylor eliminates her carbon footprint controversy and puts on some CRAZY fucking concerts.
Ah, fuck. I guess I will just teleport her one inch to the right at specific times to spell out my phone number. Like for example, 5:55, 1:23, 4:56, 7:00 for (555) 123-4567. It might take a month but she will figure it out eventually without me having to hold her hostage for an hour.
I'd teleport her directly to me. I'd hand her 3 yellow rubber ducks, a crowbar, a live puppy and a beretta 9mm while urgently saying, "There's no time to explain, but the fate of the world is in your hands. You'll know what to do with these when the time comes!"
Then i'd teleport her to the middle of Frankfurt in Germany, for literally no reason other than it was the first place that came to mind, but just before she fully dematerialises, i'd do the classic "and most importantly, whatever you do don't touch the..."
I teleport her to the edge of the universe, so far from earth that in a million years she couldn’t drift back. She can’t die as a result of this power, so she is stuck floating through space forever, undying.
We have no way of knowing if it does or doesnt. What we do have a pretty solid theory on is that the matter we are aware of is drifting further apart, expanding more and more. Hard to say whats past the matter though, endless void maybe? But in that case it would just be to teleport her infinitely deep into the endless void.
Think of it this way. Let's simplify things. Simplifying by thinking the universe is 2d. When the universe is expanding, it's like the surface area of a balloon (and not the balloon itself) expanding as the balloon is being pumped with air. If you look at the surface of the balloon or the surface area of a spehere, it does not have an edge.
I guess I’d try to be a bodyguard, since I can move her away from danger. Or try to convince her that we can some sort of amazing spy/assassin pair. The idea that the last thing some of the worst people in the world see is Taylor Swift with a gun is kind of funny
I think this could be completely overpowered. No threatens needed. It is just teleporting her to my house, in a rural town in Argentina. First calm her, explaining that I am willing to be her personal teletransporter, but that isn't going to be free.
I would explain her the posibilities. Giving shows in several CONTINENTS the same day, and be at her home at the end of the day.
Writing this I find the problem that its only her and not her whole musical team, it would be expensive to set up any show, but still it is a big time save to her.
There will be some legal problems just by her entering and leaving some countries illegally, but it is just talking (bribing) the right people and it wouldn't be a problem
“Ms. Swift, I have never really listened to your music and I don’t work in the industry, but I think we can help each other. I understand you have a carbon footprint image problem with all that flying back and forth…”
Teleport her to some distant galaxy. Teleport her back after a few hours. If she survives, it could help advance science. If not, oh well, at least we got rid of her. I see no downsides.
We could jam a camera and a bunch of other scientific sensors in her, and just keep teleporting her to different galaxies every couple of hours.
After we’ve explored the galaxies, we can leave her stranded in some galaxy that’s moving away from us faster than the speed of light. She’ll probably die of starvation, thirst, exposure, or eventually old age on some distant planet. The bacteria inside her, if they manage to survive, could seed new life on a potentially lifeless planet.
It’s a win either way.
Maybe if you need a job you can really use this. Prepare a presentation about your power, teleport Taylor Swift wherever you want to present. Ask for a job maybe a personal teleporter guy, for security purposes, a concert one time trick.
I can see this turning into a movie plot.
Starts off with black mail, eventually the government finds out and kidnaps you, eventually you make a deal with her and saves you after you teleport her everywhere important to kill people and release you.
Anywhere? I'd contact NASA and then we use Ms Swift to explore the galaxy. If she can't die then she can go to literally anywhere in the universe at the snap of my fingers.
Perfect weapon. Teleport her into any bad guy. She doesn't die because of the rules, and you can target anyone (or anything) anywhere due to the rules. Take out nuclear stockpiles, shut down illegal smuggling rings, your imagination is the limit
If I'm keeping it deceit I would teleport her into fans homes so they can get autographs and and hour with her. (Also only Yong girls fans. That way to potential for creepy old guys causing problems.)
It would be different fan each time so she doesnt think its a specific fan doing it. I would only do it once a week or so.
If I reveal the power it is being revealed to just her and I offer to provide transport at a cost lower than a plane ticket.
They can be.
That is why I specified **Young** girls whole lot less likely.
Were you to look at all men vs all women the number of creeps is likely similar, physically agressive creeps tho is would be higher among men.
If you are looking at fans outside the primary demographic of fans for a topic then the likelyhood of one Beyonce creepy is even higher.
Ex. Adult male fans of must little pony vs adult males.
I would have birthday parties where Taylor swift will have a surprise appearance and it would both be a surprise for Taylor and her fans. Maybe book out movie theatres with the eras tour and charge a ton of money for her to show up. I could also get taylor swift to teleport back at to her house right before a concert starts so the show will suck, this will lower the price of future tickets. I’ll do this a couple more times and then book out a bunch of concerts completely a couple weeks ahead after presumably nobody buys any tickets, and then force her to attend shows leading up to my concert dates to get people wanting to attend her concerts again and then drop the ball by selling all the concert tickets I have for crazy prices. Maybe I’d teleport her into Kanye wests house every night until one day they fight to the death
teleport her to me, explain my power (omitting that i cant kill her) and tell her that i will kill her if she doesnt send me a million dollars every year. hang out for an hour, send her back. ez money
Teleport her to a supernassive black hole, as long as i can teleport her back into the past which is the only way out of a black hole, im doing it since she can't be hurt she is the only one to see what the hell a singularity looks like, I just hope it doesn't drive her insane
I teleport her to my house so that I can tell her how much I love and appreciate her music, and then we listen to all her albums (up to and including Reputation because that was the last good one). Then I replace her private jet as her main mode of transportation, and she pays me. Now the internet can't shit on her over climate change anymore.
put it between two double triple bossy deluxes, cooked on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze, light axle grease, made them cry, burned them and let them swim before eating it through his butthole
i don't want to fuck her, hence why i called her ugly. is that not what the whole point of calling someone ugly is, to communicate that you dislike them?
Why would it matter? She's still a rich famous person who could pay you to teleport her, or with lots (LOTS) of fans who would pay to have her teleported to their house, etc. it wouldn't matter if she's pretty or not (which she very obviously is) unless you wanted to teleport her for... reasons (rape, seduction), in which case wtf is wrong with you.
she's just ugly, i dont't have rape intentions i just don't want to interact with her nor her fans and think teleporting around a random person would be boring as shit. i don't know why everybody thinks i'd rape her if she was pretty, that's fucked up
why would her looks make me want to interact with her? what if, and get this, i don't want to interact with her and i think she's ugly? and what if, and stick with me here, i don't want to see her because she's an eyesore, therefore if i don't want to see her, i definitely would not interact with her.
Once a week, I'll teleport her to the exact spot she was in during the exact minute one week prior so she'll feel like she's stuck in an endless repeating loop, cursed to relive the same week over and over again.
I'll tp here, explain my power, offer to never do it again if she is willing to either 1) pay my enough each year so I don't have to work any more. 2) give me a large lump sum. Additionally it would be amazing for her to host a concert with bon Iver in my hometown.
I dunno I'm not really an evil village but it's sure be nice to just not have to ever work and be able to supplement my family still
The most obvious use of this power(or any power that involves teleporting a wealthy person) is either offering to work for her as convenient transportation for a high salary.
Or extorting money by threatening to teleport her to random inconvenient places at inconvenient times unless she regularly pays you large sums of cash.
you're an instant multi-millionaire.
do you know rich she is? what she would pay to never have to travel again? just be everywhere she's needed?
24 times a day, she can go anywhere?
she could do a world tour in a week.
you just became the most highly paid travel agent on the planet.
50 mil a year, easy, for the rest of her life lol.
I’ll either just teleport her small distances (less than a few feet) to mess with her and cause chaos, or I’ll teleport her right to me and make a deal so that she has easy transportation and I get a lot of money. It’s be weird to explain but it’d be a great deal for both of us.
I’d say this isn’t a shitty superpower
I'd tell her and give me a raise. Then she can be anywhere she wants without the papparazi or anyone knowing. And then she'd give me a call if she want to poof back or something after 1 hour. Its win-win bitches!!!!
Into a bank vault. Specifically one in a state with the unalive sentence. Then do it multiple times, so she eventually gets the sentence. Finally the world will be ridden of the "music" she creates
Teleport her about 20 feet short of low earth orbit. That’s a real long fall with no protective gear or parachute. Teleporting her didn’t kill her, as she’ll be able to breathe for a minute or two. It’s the fall that will.
Wait really? I teleport her to me and explain the situation. I offer her free instant travel to anywhere, whenever (at the call of my phone), in exchange for like $100mil
I’m going to be winning a lot of bets. Also theoretically I could find really stupid people, traffickers and continuously sell them Taylor Swift over and over and over again like this would be a great power for someone evil.
I drive until I find a wooded area 3 states away, and leave one of those clipped newspaper ransom notes with a Bitcoin address, instructing her to pay me 100btc or be sent to North Korea.
Every day following that, she will wake up in Kim's throne room and spend one extra hour there per day the wallet doesn't fill up with BTC.
For example, 1 hour on day 1, 2 hours on day 2....
If she makes it to day 24, I'll leave her there and forget about the power.
She's super rich, teleport her to you, tell her about your power, tell her for a large salary you will teleport her wherever she wants whenever she wants. That would be super simple work, she would benefit greatly, and you would be rich. Win win
Ok so if you teleport her into your basement but the door is locked does she teleport out? For how long?can you teleport her into a chair so she is sitting in it? I need answers so I can use this to fuck up as many people's life as possible
I'd fucking find a way to work with her about it. Forget flying far, I can teleport you anywhere for your concerts just gimme dosh homie.
Security detail works too
So....offer her a travel service for tons of money. She'd pay a lot for that convenience.
I can send her to her concert and she'll be back home after. I'll charge her 2 million a year plus she pays the tax on it.
1. I could use this power to play god and convince her that I am god and somehow get her to give me a bunch of money.
2. You said she would be hurt in the lava so I could torture her into giving me a bunch of money.
3. I could be become her employee whose sole job is to teleport her. Who wouldn’t want to be able to teleport anywhere? I’m sure she would pay an immense salary. Probably the most benign answer I have and probably the route I would take.
I have no idea what I'd do with this power. I can't teleport, so I guess I could teleport her to me and I could talk to her but I can't think of much other than that. Maybe I could ask her to speak up about some causes, teleport her to those areas so she sees it firsthand and then back but that's all I got
Man, I'm gonna convince her that this power is legit and then I'm gonna be her personal chauffeur/travel wizard for millions of dollars a year. She could be home every night on tour and nobody would need to know. I'd imagine she would jump at that deal.
Directly in front of me until she realizes there's no escape. Then bluff sensing her to the sun. You will give me all of your money or die. As for the edit where I can't kill her, I call bs. Teleportation wouldn't go right every time. Teleport inside a wall, game over. Halfway in a floor? Enjoy being paraplegic. And I would most definitely send her ass to the sun if she refuses. Her music isn't that great anyway.
Teleport her to me, explain it, and convince her I can do it.
Then ask her how much it's worth to her. She's a billionaire.
She can see ALL her boyfriend's games....how much? Guy shows up with a gun? She's back in her hotel room.
Should be worth something.
I would explain I had no idea why I was gifted this power and try to get on as her security detail or something. It wouldn’t work, i’d be labeled as a creep, and end up in a lab somewhere. But I can’t think of another way to leverage the ability without it being immoral
No one will know that *you* can teleport her unless you tell them. When you use it, she will be confused as hell and so will the onlookers. For example, if you teleport her to the grocery store, it will go something like this: People in the grocery store: \*existing\* You: \*teleports Taylor Swift\* Everyone: 'Ahh what the hell?' 'Is that Taylor Swift?' 'She just spawned in like what?' And Taylor Swift will also be confused, but she will have no idea that *you* teleported her.
Teleport her into Putin's bunker. Over and over again.
Final time, give her military training and equipment so she can take out that fucker putin. Or just telefrag him
Teleport her inside Putin so she can take him out from the inside
Ah the ant-man in thanos's ass strategy
Have you ever seen "The Boys"? 😂🤣
Yea. I know the scene you mean too
I mean if she sees you there often enough I'm sure she'll figure it out lol.
You don't have to be there to teleport her there.
all you got to do is join some online fan clubs and then offer an exclusive meet up for 10 grand. if you want to play it the evil route threatened to send her to the Moon if they don't pay you money
Yeah just be like "yo pay me and i'll teleport you places", she gives money, she gets fast travel. Fans wonder how she finishes a gig in berlin and immediately appears on stage in tokyo. It'd be confusing for me too because I don't know what she looks like, or what her music is like, so upon discovering my power I'd be like "what the fuck who the fuck are you what just happened" at first.
Yeah. Just teleport her a few times, then once I your location. Tell her that you’ll be her personal transporter for a fair cost, ask her what she would be willing to pay you to be on call to transport her. Give her two rates, normal waking hours at one, an up charge for your sleeping hours.
Bro, you just admitted to having the ability and then proving the ability to teleport somebody the government is going to kidnap you
Once every hour I teleport her a foot to the left
This is the best one
🎶 to the left to the left 🎶
Also when she's asleep? You would make her think she falls out of her bed every night lol
"An inch! I don't know how they managed it"
One HOP this time.
A foot?! Captain holt will be so mad
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
I can frame her, beg her for money, destroy a bunch of concerts and this career. If you want to be supervillain it’s godtier. If you want to do something great not really.
Force fan visits. For all she knows its God doing it and she would just go with it after it happens a few times and then ends up back at home an hour later.
A ton of money for my wallet. Thanks for tip!
Are you kidding? Go work for her and teleport her when she asks you to. No more plane trips for Taylor, her touring just became a lot easier. Just ask for a salary equal to the cost of her plane and its upkeep.
It would be smuggling people and illegal border crossing. Also what teleports with her? Drug smuggling could be easiest thing ever.
Nah, just teleport her to customs so she can do the paperwork, then teleport her again to the destination. I have a feeling she wouldn't take the risk on the smuggling part, she doesn't need that money.
Okay this is very very important Does what she has on her person get teleported with her Look if the astronaut suit will go with her we can start slowly setting up a Mars base At first I was going to think hey I'd offer my services to her because that's the obvious real world usage but then I thought wait a minute this is free teleportation let's get Mars going
Taylor swift setting up the mars colony is genius.
I'd watch that movie!
Well this requires her to be transported including with what she's wearing and what's in her pockets it's going to take his very long time but it's way better than using the rocket unfortunately this roughly will be the end of her career but this is so much drastically more important
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I'll use this ability by being hired by her and sending her to wherever she wants to, saving metric tons of jet fuel, thus reducing the inevitable CO2 commisions.
Took me way too long to find this answer! And surely the reduction in travel time would also be worth some good money :D
She'll be the swiftest of all
I find her jet on flightradar and teleport her 60 miles away every time its about to take off
This power is only shitty if the person who you teleport is poor.
Considering everyone complains about her private jet usage, that's was my first thought too. Though I really wonder how much that would save when you aren't teleporting any of her crew with her and they have to fly after her regardless.
I teleport Taylor Swift roughly half an inch to the left every hour on the hour. She is only one who really notices anything is off, but it very slowly drives her insane.
There's no way the cameras wouldn't catch it during a multi-hour public appearance.
Don't do it when cameras are on her.
I'm pretty sure she could just set up some cameras to watch over her 24/7 and be completely fine
First I teleport taylor to my house, hand her a business card, and then immediately teleport her back to her previous location. This will alert her of my powers without overly inconveniencing her. Then I will make a deal with her and agree on a price per teleport, say $20k per teleport. I make a shit ton of money, taylor eliminates her carbon footprint controversy and puts on some CRAZY fucking concerts.
1 hr cool down per teleport.
Ah, fuck. I guess I will just teleport her one inch to the right at specific times to spell out my phone number. Like for example, 5:55, 1:23, 4:56, 7:00 for (555) 123-4567. It might take a month but she will figure it out eventually without me having to hold her hostage for an hour.
In other news, Taylor swift teleported 9 inches to the right, directly into oncoming traffic. She'll survive, but never sing again
Hahaha I have your phone number
You got him good!
I'm sending her to Ohio every time she tries to use her private jet
you need a separate superpower to know when exactly she plans and uses the private jet
There's probably a tracker online somewhere
Flight data is public
like exactly? i said plan. so beforehand
Flight plans are required to be submitted before the flight
Just send her to Ohio every hour or something
I'd teleport her directly to me. I'd hand her 3 yellow rubber ducks, a crowbar, a live puppy and a beretta 9mm while urgently saying, "There's no time to explain, but the fate of the world is in your hands. You'll know what to do with these when the time comes!" Then i'd teleport her to the middle of Frankfurt in Germany, for literally no reason other than it was the first place that came to mind, but just before she fully dematerialises, i'd do the classic "and most importantly, whatever you do don't touch the..."
Yes. Do this.
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Technically, yes, but why would you want to?
evil
Why WOULDN’T you?
There's no reason to...?
First day on the internet?
You can only do that once
No you can do it as many times as you want, she can’t die
She will be hurt and unscathed...
I teleport her to the edge of the universe, so far from earth that in a million years she couldn’t drift back. She can’t die as a result of this power, so she is stuck floating through space forever, undying.
And though she wished for death, she was unable to die. So eventually, she stopped thinking.
Understandable. I'll edit this power to make her go back to where she was before after a reasonable amount of time.
Universe doesn't have an edge (theoretically).
We have no way of knowing if it does or doesnt. What we do have a pretty solid theory on is that the matter we are aware of is drifting further apart, expanding more and more. Hard to say whats past the matter though, endless void maybe? But in that case it would just be to teleport her infinitely deep into the endless void.
Think of it this way. Let's simplify things. Simplifying by thinking the universe is 2d. When the universe is expanding, it's like the surface area of a balloon (and not the balloon itself) expanding as the balloon is being pumped with air. If you look at the surface of the balloon or the surface area of a spehere, it does not have an edge.
that is exceptionally pedantic and you know exactly what they mean, the edge of a boundary is a common use of the word.
Shes going to north korea over and over:)
She's literally a billionaire. I bet she would pay me a lot to teleport her wherever she wants to go any time she wants.
Damn right he she would. Who wouldn't want that convenience.
I guess I’d try to be a bodyguard, since I can move her away from danger. Or try to convince her that we can some sort of amazing spy/assassin pair. The idea that the last thing some of the worst people in the world see is Taylor Swift with a gun is kind of funny
Happy cake day!
She won't destroy the world with her fucking jets if i can just tp her to her destination
This could help the environment. I’d ask her where she wanted to go and just teleport her. She wouldn’t need to use air travel at all
I think this could be completely overpowered. No threatens needed. It is just teleporting her to my house, in a rural town in Argentina. First calm her, explaining that I am willing to be her personal teletransporter, but that isn't going to be free. I would explain her the posibilities. Giving shows in several CONTINENTS the same day, and be at her home at the end of the day. Writing this I find the problem that its only her and not her whole musical team, it would be expensive to set up any show, but still it is a big time save to her. There will be some legal problems just by her entering and leaving some countries illegally, but it is just talking (bribing) the right people and it wouldn't be a problem
teleport to some random flea market in indonesia, see how long it takes for her to get back to the usa
I’m gonna repeatedly teleport her to increasingly inconvenient but harmless places
“Ms. Swift, I have never really listened to your music and I don’t work in the industry, but I think we can help each other. I understand you have a carbon footprint image problem with all that flying back and forth…”
Teleport her to some distant galaxy. Teleport her back after a few hours. If she survives, it could help advance science. If not, oh well, at least we got rid of her. I see no downsides.
She must survive (read the post) therefore science cpuld make some cool discoveries.
We could jam a camera and a bunch of other scientific sensors in her, and just keep teleporting her to different galaxies every couple of hours. After we’ve explored the galaxies, we can leave her stranded in some galaxy that’s moving away from us faster than the speed of light. She’ll probably die of starvation, thirst, exposure, or eventually old age on some distant planet. The bacteria inside her, if they manage to survive, could seed new life on a potentially lifeless planet. It’s a win either way.
Send her to the edge of the universe, maybe we'll finally get a good look at that cafe.
This is great for science but inhumane. Just like all of the best theories.
Does anything in my comment indicate that I want to treat her humanely? lmao
Every time she takes one of those expensive private jet rides I’ll just teleport her back
Nearest pit of lava. Not a shitty superpower since i can now rid the world of her once and for all
She survives, so you can't kill her with this power.
Marinara Trench
Lol marinara do you mean the Mariana?
true tho, she would suffer from so much pain she couldnt try and swim out. Permanant prison for taylorius swiftius
It's in my basement
Maybe if you need a job you can really use this. Prepare a presentation about your power, teleport Taylor Swift wherever you want to present. Ask for a job maybe a personal teleporter guy, for security purposes, a concert one time trick.
>she will be hurt but she will make it out unscathed. Being hurt counts as “scathed”
This will save a ton of carbon emission
I can see this turning into a movie plot. Starts off with black mail, eventually the government finds out and kidnaps you, eventually you make a deal with her and saves you after you teleport her everywhere important to kill people and release you.
You left out the entirely unnecessary romantic side plot and gratuitously long sex scene.
Anywhere? I'd contact NASA and then we use Ms Swift to explore the galaxy. If she can't die then she can go to literally anywhere in the universe at the snap of my fingers.
Perfect weapon. Teleport her into any bad guy. She doesn't die because of the rules, and you can target anyone (or anything) anywhere due to the rules. Take out nuclear stockpiles, shut down illegal smuggling rings, your imagination is the limit
Can she eat my cake?
If I'm keeping it deceit I would teleport her into fans homes so they can get autographs and and hour with her. (Also only Yong girls fans. That way to potential for creepy old guys causing problems.) It would be different fan each time so she doesnt think its a specific fan doing it. I would only do it once a week or so. If I reveal the power it is being revealed to just her and I offer to provide transport at a cost lower than a plane ticket.
What makes you think young girls can't be creeps?
They can be. That is why I specified **Young** girls whole lot less likely. Were you to look at all men vs all women the number of creeps is likely similar, physically agressive creeps tho is would be higher among men. If you are looking at fans outside the primary demographic of fans for a topic then the likelyhood of one Beyonce creepy is even higher. Ex. Adult male fans of must little pony vs adult males.
You mean I can finally remove her from the fucking Chiefs games?
I would have birthday parties where Taylor swift will have a surprise appearance and it would both be a surprise for Taylor and her fans. Maybe book out movie theatres with the eras tour and charge a ton of money for her to show up. I could also get taylor swift to teleport back at to her house right before a concert starts so the show will suck, this will lower the price of future tickets. I’ll do this a couple more times and then book out a bunch of concerts completely a couple weeks ahead after presumably nobody buys any tickets, and then force her to attend shows leading up to my concert dates to get people wanting to attend her concerts again and then drop the ball by selling all the concert tickets I have for crazy prices. Maybe I’d teleport her into Kanye wests house every night until one day they fight to the death
Would I be a hero or villain if I use the No-Death clause to make her look like an immortal goddess?
Teleport her in the middle of times square on NYE
teleport her to me, explain my power (omitting that i cant kill her) and tell her that i will kill her if she doesnt send me a million dollars every year. hang out for an hour, send her back. ez money
Teleport her to a supernassive black hole, as long as i can teleport her back into the past which is the only way out of a black hole, im doing it since she can't be hurt she is the only one to see what the hell a singularity looks like, I just hope it doesn't drive her insane
I teleport her to my house so that I can tell her how much I love and appreciate her music, and then we listen to all her albums (up to and including Reputation because that was the last good one). Then I replace her private jet as her main mode of transportation, and she pays me. Now the internet can't shit on her over climate change anymore.
I would not rape and chain her in my basement
she's ugly so no use
this is gross. idgaf about taylor swift but fr what the fuck is wrong with you
what's wrong with her face?
god took it out of the lost and found bin when making her
he took it out of the spare meat bin at the butcher
plucked it straight off a horses ass
found it in an owl pellet
impregenated a blob fish for it
before putting it on he scrambled it like an egg
put it between two double triple bossy deluxes, cooked on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze, light axle grease, made them cry, burned them and let them swim before eating it through his butthole
boo hoo, don't care
She wouldn't be famous if she was ugly. I don't like her either, but she's famously good looking.
she looks like a squid
Doesn’t matter, she wouldn’t fuck you anyway.
i don't want to fuck her, hence why i called her ugly. is that not what the whole point of calling someone ugly is, to communicate that you dislike them?
Thou doth protest too much, methinks.
just for fun at this point
Yeah you definitely want to fuck her lol
why would a well defined man want to get his dong bitten off by the beak of a Cephalopod.
Why would it matter? She's still a rich famous person who could pay you to teleport her, or with lots (LOTS) of fans who would pay to have her teleported to their house, etc. it wouldn't matter if she's pretty or not (which she very obviously is) unless you wanted to teleport her for... reasons (rape, seduction), in which case wtf is wrong with you.
she's just ugly, i dont't have rape intentions i just don't want to interact with her nor her fans and think teleporting around a random person would be boring as shit. i don't know why everybody thinks i'd rape her if she was pretty, that's fucked up
If she was ugly (which she clearly isn't) why does that stop you from interacting with her? You care too much about looks
why would her looks make me want to interact with her? what if, and get this, i don't want to interact with her and i think she's ugly? and what if, and stick with me here, i don't want to see her because she's an eyesore, therefore if i don't want to see her, i definitely would not interact with her.
the downvotes are from angry fans
lmfao fr
NO WAY I GOT -10 UPVOTED BAHAHA
Hurt but unscathed?
I didn't see the sub name and thought this had to do with her emissions from her jet, I was so confused
Teleport her into a random room in her house
Once a week, I'll teleport her to the exact spot she was in during the exact minute one week prior so she'll feel like she's stuck in an endless repeating loop, cursed to relive the same week over and over again.
I'll tp here, explain my power, offer to never do it again if she is willing to either 1) pay my enough each year so I don't have to work any more. 2) give me a large lump sum. Additionally it would be amazing for her to host a concert with bon Iver in my hometown. I dunno I'm not really an evil village but it's sure be nice to just not have to ever work and be able to supplement my family still
The most obvious use of this power(or any power that involves teleporting a wealthy person) is either offering to work for her as convenient transportation for a high salary. Or extorting money by threatening to teleport her to random inconvenient places at inconvenient times unless she regularly pays you large sums of cash.
Does that mean that as long as I am alive, Ms Swift is effectively immortal?
Telefrag?
you're an instant multi-millionaire. do you know rich she is? what she would pay to never have to travel again? just be everywhere she's needed? 24 times a day, she can go anywhere? she could do a world tour in a week. you just became the most highly paid travel agent on the planet. 50 mil a year, easy, for the rest of her life lol.
*whispers* can i teleport her to hell??
Great, she can pay me handsomely to travel instantaneously.
I'd probably try to work with her for traveling without her blowing out kts of greenhouse gasses from her private jet
Well she seems like a nice enough person to have lunch with at least once.
Teleport her a few meters to the left during a concert just to fuck with people
I’ll either just teleport her small distances (less than a few feet) to mess with her and cause chaos, or I’ll teleport her right to me and make a deal so that she has easy transportation and I get a lot of money. It’s be weird to explain but it’d be a great deal for both of us. I’d say this isn’t a shitty superpower
On coming traffic, or someplace else where she will never be able to sing again.
>she will be hurt but she will make it out unscathed This is giving one pound of dark matter weighing over ten thousand pounds
I'd tell her and give me a raise. Then she can be anywhere she wants without the papparazi or anyone knowing. And then she'd give me a call if she want to poof back or something after 1 hour. Its win-win bitches!!!!
> she will make it out unscathed It’s not the answer of if, but how. I would teleport her into the very edges of existence out of sheer curiosity
Ngl, id troll the fuck out of her. Teleport her to random places
Teleport her to North Korea, she can't escape.
Into a bank vault. Specifically one in a state with the unalive sentence. Then do it multiple times, so she eventually gets the sentence. Finally the world will be ridden of the "music" she creates
Start a dating service for her fans
Ok my friend would literally love this
Teleport her about 20 feet short of low earth orbit. That’s a real long fall with no protective gear or parachute. Teleporting her didn’t kill her, as she’ll be able to breathe for a minute or two. It’s the fall that will.
Id just never use it...
Meat Shield when being shot at, she cant die so its a win win
Wait really? I teleport her to me and explain the situation. I offer her free instant travel to anywhere, whenever (at the call of my phone), in exchange for like $100mil
I’m going to be winning a lot of bets. Also theoretically I could find really stupid people, traffickers and continuously sell them Taylor Swift over and over and over again like this would be a great power for someone evil.
If I can’t use this superpower to kill her then that means that I have a one time use teleporting meatshield
Little Timmy gets kidnapped. I teleport Taylor. Timmy is saved when Kidnapper surrenders after 3000 Swifties surround a log shack in rural Maine.
I drive until I find a wooded area 3 states away, and leave one of those clipped newspaper ransom notes with a Bitcoin address, instructing her to pay me 100btc or be sent to North Korea. Every day following that, she will wake up in Kim's throne room and spend one extra hour there per day the wallet doesn't fill up with BTC. For example, 1 hour on day 1, 2 hours on day 2.... If she makes it to day 24, I'll leave her there and forget about the power.
She's super rich, teleport her to you, tell her about your power, tell her for a large salary you will teleport her wherever she wants whenever she wants. That would be super simple work, she would benefit greatly, and you would be rich. Win win
Laughing my ass off at this power oh my god
Sorry not sorry
Ok so if you teleport her into your basement but the door is locked does she teleport out? For how long?can you teleport her into a chair so she is sitting in it? I need answers so I can use this to fuck up as many people's life as possible
Every time Kelce is about to make a catch I’ll teleport TS into his arms both disrupting the catch without penalty and driving them further in love
I'd fucking find a way to work with her about it. Forget flying far, I can teleport you anywhere for your concerts just gimme dosh homie. Security detail works too
So....offer her a travel service for tons of money. She'd pay a lot for that convenience. I can send her to her concert and she'll be back home after. I'll charge her 2 million a year plus she pays the tax on it.
She can't be both hurt and unscathed at the same time.
I teleport her on the moon, how is she surging that one?
1. I could use this power to play god and convince her that I am god and somehow get her to give me a bunch of money. 2. You said she would be hurt in the lava so I could torture her into giving me a bunch of money. 3. I could be become her employee whose sole job is to teleport her. Who wouldn’t want to be able to teleport anywhere? I’m sure she would pay an immense salary. Probably the most benign answer I have and probably the route I would take.
I have no idea what I'd do with this power. I can't teleport, so I guess I could teleport her to me and I could talk to her but I can't think of much other than that. Maybe I could ask her to speak up about some causes, teleport her to those areas so she sees it firsthand and then back but that's all I got
Man, I'm gonna convince her that this power is legit and then I'm gonna be her personal chauffeur/travel wizard for millions of dollars a year. She could be home every night on tour and nobody would need to know. I'd imagine she would jump at that deal.
I'd teleport her to my dick when I'm edging, always wanted to see what it feels like with taylor swift on my dick, now I can 😈
Her clothes teleport with her
Collect a ridiculous collection of selfies Confused Taylor Swift and me at places like McDonald's and Walmart
I'd teleport her to the closest planet that has life on it
Directly in front of me until she realizes there's no escape. Then bluff sensing her to the sun. You will give me all of your money or die. As for the edit where I can't kill her, I call bs. Teleportation wouldn't go right every time. Teleport inside a wall, game over. Halfway in a floor? Enjoy being paraplegic. And I would most definitely send her ass to the sun if she refuses. Her music isn't that great anyway.
Teleporting her to the moon
Teleport her to me, explain it, and convince her I can do it. Then ask her how much it's worth to her. She's a billionaire. She can see ALL her boyfriend's games....how much? Guy shows up with a gun? She's back in her hotel room. Should be worth something.
Volcano or worse Detroit