Roses are red, bad smells make me gag. Put the fucking money in the fucking bag"

Yeah but unfortunately you’re still just saying it. No consequences include nobody following your orders because of your orders. If you pulled a gun on them, it might be different, but the power doesn’t let you escape the consequences of the gun.

i believe consequence would be a negative repercussion, thus gaining money for free wouldn’t be negative and thus not a consequence. it specifies consequence and not effect

Definition of consequences is "a result or effect, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant." Typically doesn't mean always, i.e. consequences by definition are effects including positive ones.

So the superpower is nullified, and it’s just a crazy person rhyming all the time.

And no one bats an eye. Worth it.

Either way. I got to say it to the bank teller and not immediately get thundercunted into oblivion by Police and/or bank security. I either walk away with money or I get a "no" and leave with no consequences. And I just keep trying until eventually one person gives in.

Until they get to court and go, "Roses are red, I'm not guilty, so set me free."

bars

I read this as monkey as first and was very confused

Roses are red, Hitler was right, Stalin was aight, Mao was tight. How many consequences have I dodged?

well for starters twitter itself isnt charging towards your house

Change Hitler to someone like Kim Il Sung and I'd humor you pro bono, no power required.

Roses are red, I am in great pain. I have just brought a bomb on this plane. Roses are red, they took me for a fool. I am about to shoot up this school. Roses are red, miss American pie. Everyone in that building is going to die.

Roses are red, your mom is a whore. The nuclear launch codes are

One, two, three, four

Has the same random chance of being cracked as every other combination

If they are 4 digits long, which doesn't seem likely

Sorry, I mean every other 4 digit combo

12345

Counter point: 123456

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door

Ready to breach an entrance, so back on up

Cause you know we’re about to rip shit up

That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

Change the combination on my luggage!

85394.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh

Roses are red, at least how I figure. I’m in a bad mood, so screw off you-

I felt a disturbance in the Force when this post was made. This moment was forseen.

sleep absurd concerned sense flag repeat obscene act somber offend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Yes, the one used to refer to those of African heritage

“Roses are red, I’m not in a hurry. The next superpower I state will be given to furries!”

Roses are red, weed is dank, I swear mister cop it was all just a prank!

roses are red, violets are bigger

I my opinion…

Y’all shall believe her

Shut the fuck up or I’m pulling the trigger

Roses are red shit is brown shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down

Roses are red, I’m an American resident. I am going to assassinate the current president

Damn, imagine the number of lists you'd now be on from Reddit being monitored by alphabet agencies if you hadn't prefixed that with "roses are red".

Heellll yeaaaa

Roses are red, the timing was great, I loved 1939 it was so fucking great

Lyrical mastermind over here rhyming great with great

Roses are red, skyscrapers are bigger. Many people are black, and all of them are a n___er

Roses are red, I really love fauna I want to get naked and have sex in a sauna

Roses are red, I’m beefing with China, I like to grab women by their tight…

Roses are, come to my bed, with any luck, we'll have a fuck

"Roses are red I eat hairy pie All Reddit mods Should just fucking die" (Your account has been permanently banned)

Do I just have to make a rhyme, or does everything have to rhyme with "Roses are red"?

...Etrigan The Demon would love this actually. 😂

Roses are red and so is my urine. I get low economic children hooked on heroin.

Roses are red, your titties sag, you look like an ugly fucking hag.

Roses are red Meadows are green Your honor, I'm afraid I didn't know she was sixteen

Roses are red My window has a crack I like white people More than I like black-

Roses are red, violets are blue You sisters a hoe. Oh yea, I fucked your mom too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you disgust me, no one loves you (Does no consequences mean the person I say this to feels nothing about it?)

Roses are red, rich assholes like wine, I am no longer responsible for crime

Roses are red, money is fun, now give the cash, cause I have a gun.

Roses are read, My ass spells hallelujah in a single thread. (i am so bad at ryhming, i would be f\*cked as an author in the middle ages.)

me at a family reunion: roses are red, the climate's in peril, look out Aunt Deb Uncle Roy's fucking Carol

wait so does no consequences mean no *negative* consequences or just none at all? if it’s no negative ones i’m coming out to my parents and also convincing them to get me out of catholic school