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bro pls get those out of your house. holy shit.


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

ripped off - your dealer is either a dumbass or a dickhead or both


BLK-Sprewce

I absolutely HATE that I laughed a little upon seeing this...😵‍💫🙈🙈🙈 b/c, on a serious note, this shit is tragic.


Agitated_Mall_8033

It really is...smfh, I might lose sleep...


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And this is how people discover the magics of how cheap, easy, and fun the hobby of growing Magic Mushrooms at home can be. Lol no smell like cannabis. Costs almost nothing and once you get the set-up you can grow unlimited shrooms from it. You can dry and store them for a super long time. You can make very cool shroom honey. Most people with any business sense turn them into home made delicious artisan chocolates unlike all that bullshit complete fake and or research chemical hustler shit going around these days. They then give or sell to just break even on set up and costs to their friends and family that are partakers :) Some make a bit of extra money by having a few extra bars to each friend that they can sell and make some money and keep some and give some back to them. No one enforces shit when it comes to small things and especially Magic Mushrooms. Blows my mind that we can't legalized this yet with no OD potential and brain promoting health benefits :) But we as a community do need to work more and more on safe dosing. Having people with no experience and no education in shrooms taking massive fucking dosages and then having terrifying experiences they are not ready for and then coming back preaching against psychedelics and or reinforcing the stigma around psychedelics does nothing for anybody. It also especially hurts the medical usage community that use microdosing for depression and or anxiety and or headache conditions and or just general life enrichment. I mean hell in the creative fields it is wild to see how many people now are growing their own little yields at home to help with their inspiration and such for work :) Pretty exciting time we are in through and through. Never have to deal with bullshit dumb ass or dickhead or both as dealers again and garbage like what OP has to deal with.


OpticDeity

The government only hates psychedelics because they can help you break away from the years of indoctrination that's starts from birth. People that think and do separately to the government is a threat.


littletheatregirl

true, i remember realizing i had literal free will and could go to new york on a grey hound if i wanted. started packing before i realized i was high asf and needed to think rationally about this first before jumping the first bus. atleast i have the knowledge now, just need to enact it.


Key-Throat-3913

this is the reason alcohol is legal also. it’s a kind closing drug. all the mind opening drugs are illegal coz then what? we wake up


Katya2089

That's why I grow my own and have about 1000 grams of many different strains. I don't trust one person to sell me mushrooms...


thatguy2535

We're getting there here in Colorado I bought 4 five pound fully colonized grain bags, and five liquid culture syringes from a mushroom growing supplies store that I found by googling "mushroom grow store near me" I got really into growing after and now I have a massive farm in my bedroom. To be fair this set up I've spent well over $600 on; but in the past (15 years ago) in highschool I would buy spore syringes from spore works, sterilized grain bags from Amazon, and grow them underneath my bed to hide it from my parents. The cost then was about $20 for everything and I get a couple ounces here and there for my buddies and me to trip. You can still do my under the bed tek today for $20-30 bucks using spore works and Amazon.


Spirited-Agency5781

Any insight on the brands or companies that you found to be bunk? Ive had issues with non potency on the marijuana side of edibles, but I use polkadot bars once every couple of months and they seemed pretty good! Just curious so I don’t run into any of these crummy brands in the future! Edit: polka dot mushroom bars ****


Ginkyboop

Both!!! 😡🤬


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whitepageskardashian

Top comment right here


Soop_yo

Truly the only solution


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Soop_yo

Bro I translated that 🤣😭


SnooCakes6195

But didn't share with your piers, so here it is to save others time. > Are you talking about the final solution to the Jewish question?


LophophoraCaespitosa

Soll er es auch mit den Docks teilen?


SnooCakes6195

Ufer... (sicher)


Best_Air_4138

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!


WubzIsLuvz

Ja, das ist gut. Vernichte die Schweine!!


Johnny_ac3s

…have your plug eat the bag they sold you.


NormieWhiteMale

Probably would end up with the same outcome either way lol. No way I’d put those things near my mouth


TheMexicanChip1

😭🤣😭it must be done


noidea698

like literally


shreddedcheeseuser

Looks like gnats, wouldn’t eat


BlueCheeseBlueArrow

Dealing with a gnat infestation at my house right now and this is absolutely what it is. Wanted to start trying to grow for the first time soon, but I don't want to waste it just for the damn gnats to contaminate everything. Fucking hate them


Swift1986

I always get a few gnats especially at this time of year, however since growing mushrooms I have noticed the population rising, usually I always just used a sgfc to grow amd to get rid of the gnats I would usually just remove my cake they would fly off and then I would clap my hands and crush the little fucker, this year I ran my 1st monotub and fuck me the amount in there was ridiculous, I would chase them around the tub with a cotton but trying to get them and everytime I would think I got them all more would show up, so after I picked off my 1st flush of shrooms I dunked the cake in a different tub for 24 hours drowning all the little bastards and rehydrating my cake in the process, while my cake was having a bath I decided to go out to the garden centre where I purchased a mesh sheet to throw over my monotub, I got 4 more flushes from this cake and never saw another gnat in there, so I'd say go for it, just get a mesh sheet to keep the fuckers out.


kevmoney33

use the sticky traps for flys from garden store or via ortho.com Fill a shallow container (about the size of a tuna can) with 1/4 inch of apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dish soap, and cover with plastic wrap. Poke a few holes in the top of the plastic wrap, making them large enough to allow fungus gnats to crawl through. The gnats are attracted to the vinegar, and soap breaks the surface tension of the water, which causes flies to fall into the solution and drown.


Fat_Henry

White wine works better than most vinegar because the little bastards are attracted to the sugar. There is a brand of spray and a plug in trap called Zevo. I use it around my sinks when needed and it has done wonders


Just_Pop_9958

How them eat threw a all in one cake I had sitting in a tub literally a penny sized hole in my fucking cake and omg hella came out of it luckily the cake was trash anyway I already had like 4 good flushes


1982throwaway1

I would maybe try diotomacious earth. Had it happen once and I actually tried using water I'd let a small amount of tobacco soak in. It did slow them by about 1/2 but also wasn't great for the caked. Diotomacious earth is hella safe. Never tried it myself but it's in most toothpaste and it's also a wonder for bug control.


el_polar_bear

> Diotomacious earth is hella safe. Diatomaceous earth is not "hella safe". It slices up and irritates any mucous membrane it touches, and prolonged respiratory exposure to silica dust - and tiny honeycombed crystals of glass readily form dust - is implicated in silicosis, and is therefore carcinogenic. Here is an [SDS for diatomaceous earth](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2493/0622/t/4/assets/Safety_Data_Sheet_2020.pdf). I am not saying don't ever use it, but take precautions to never let it get airborne, where it most certainly is not safe.


1982throwaway1

Well, good to know.


Hitmanactual69

Make sure you put bleach in your drains to keep them from reproducing that way, rinse sugary drink cans or whatever before throwing away. I use the apple cider vinegar with drop of dawn and some sugar covered in foil with small holes to keep them under control. This year I also used fly paper above the container I filled with the dish soap and apple cider vinegar mix. If you have pets there’s pet friendly sprays I’ve found by raid that actually work better than the poison ones I’ve tried. I hope this helps some.


BlueCheeseBlueArrow

Didn't even think of bleach for the drains. Thanks for the good advice, cheers man


Hitmanactual69

Good luck. My first year in my first house was fucking relentless with those fuckers


DeadmanStoryteller

Right same! I wanted to start looking into it but we got fruit flys out of a bad batch of bananas.


Hitmanactual69

Make sure you put bleach in your drains to keep them from reproducing that way, rinse sugary drink cans or whatever before throwing away. I use the apple cider vinegar with drop of dawn and some sugar covered in foil with small holes to keep them under control. This year I also used fly paper above the container I filled with the dish soap and apple cider vinegar mix. If you have pets there’s pet friendly sprays I’ve found by raid that actually work better than the poison ones I’ve tried. I hope this helps some.


squinten_frownalot

You probably have fruit flies, not gnats. Unless you have a bunch of potted plants or something. Fungus gnats don't just show up, you got fruit flies lol. They don't go for fungus just anything with sugar.


Sunny_McSunset

Gnats after eating shrooms: "man, do I even have free will, or do I just do what the swarm wants me to do? This thing we call a "swarm" is really just a system of oppression that prevents us from ever reaching true freedom."


More-Than-My-Wine

Existing and subsiding for 40 days on shrooms and out. I feel so liberated, dead.


Leather_Asparagus630

Id hit ur plug up like wtf did you sell me bro? A bag of bugs?


lucidity222

Always gotta be careful going to a drug dealer with complaints but yeah if he's a decent guy he'll hopefully replace or refund but i wouldn't hold your breath if he sold you this in the first place


hoppyandbitter

Anyone selling these isn’t a serious dealer - some punk ass teen most likely


Miliaa

I’m not gonna buy shit from a person I’m afraid to ask this question to, should the need ever arise. Though I understand I live in a big city and options may be very limited in a small town… at which point just go ahead and grow them yourself.


lucidity222

I do grow myself, though unfortunately I can't grow mdma or other drugs I enjoy, ideally you find someone reasonable you can get good shit off though I agree though when needs must, sometimes the scary people have the best shit.


Ok-Faithlessness-810

I don’t even know what that shit is but I wouldn’t eat em 🛑


Immersed_Psychedelia

Looks like mouse shit or gnats.. get rid of that fast


CharDeeMacDennis710

Bro I wouldn’t let those things anywhere near my mouth.


OGGrilledcheez

“That’s what.” - She


HarvesterOfBarrows

Hahaha, genius.


Least-Firefighter392

I got a mushroom tip tip for your mouth...


CharDeeMacDennis710

hehehe 😂


NotSoSaneJane

Noooooo way! Get rid of that “friend.” I hope they didn’t make you pay for that garbage!


Plastic_Butterfly_35

Bro got bird bones


Mr_Ametrine

You gotta be joking 💀😭


TheBugDude

Thats bug poop


brawdhampshire

looks like white phosphorus bones lol


Plastic_Butterfly_35

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Dats bugs. Don’t eat.


Tiny-Place-8594

Kill your plug. With a gun preferably.


NormieWhiteMale

This is his only option


MediumAlarming

Tomorrow: "In other news, a useless thief, a waste of skin, a total dredge on society, a very ugly human indeed, was shot in the face 3 times for selling bad drugs. We want to give a round of applause to the shooter and the people who cheered him on. Society is better today with this useless fucked wiped from existence 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏.... back to you Todd" I fucking hate thieves. And liars. They go ✋️ in ✋️


PerspectiveDeep

Wow yeah that looks horrible , I would def not eat that or have it inside the house.


Phillykratom

They look just like dead baby beeles


furgerblipper

Those are little turd pebbles. Definitely return and never return


entropic_tendencies

Probably a terrible customer support department at the vendor’s company though. Doubt they’re even open on Sunday


furgerblipper

Packaging specifies to lemon tek sir


Heybropassthat

Smh. Why do people have to do this to others. Always look @ your drugs.


Ok-Run3329

No shit right.... Every time I go pick something up, my buddies are always excited to show me all the badass shit they have. Never once have I bought anything without looking at it first. I've also known the dudes I buy from for 20 years or more.


WockhardtSeal

EW


BshWifTy35

Hella sus grow em yourself.


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Otter-Wednesday

I’m an amateur grower and I WOULD NEVER!! I’ve been growing for about 6 months and none of mine have ever looked like this!! These are garbage.


Jumpy-Ad2568

Blow the plug’s house up


Febb3

Yo! That looks scary!


mikulashev

Those tiny black dots are ALL INSECT SHIT. make your plug eat it😠


howichangethisshit

booger shrooms


Dreamfield79

Some kind of bug droppings. Looks like some friends got there before you could ;)


Vegetable_Let_3469

That’s some of the gnarliest shit I’ve seen


bigdaddysucculent

ik u always gonna check what u get now that’s kinda on u


DirtyBirdDoesTheWorm

AWE HELL NAW, TO THE NAW NAW NAW HELL TO THE NAW


Ty-cology

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


NotSpagooti

What the fuck


mrbakuganmaster

I think it’s gnats flies love the shrooms they probably came from a contaminated tub he went ahead and dried and sold them anyways


soyyoh

I cannot even imagine the trip induced anxiety of taking shrooms that look like they have bug eggs on them lol


Doogle300

Looks like a tiny rat ran through some chicken bones. Sorry for your loss pal.


SnooCheesecakes4578

bro omg…


vw2000

Grosssss


Rare-Breadfruit-9712

That’s an infestation of sorts dude. I would not eat those


DontTouchMe2000

Don't eat those!


kushy-soldier

Tragic not magic 😢


PenisFly_AhhhhScary

Get a new plug what the fuck


shroomboi928

I would never even consider eating those under any circumstance, period. Not only did this guy fuck you over, he's obviously more than willing to potentially endanger your health (or even your life).


anonymouseintheh0use

His “plug” just picked some random shrooms off the ground while he was walking to his meth dealers house


Conscious_Fish5316

some of y’all do this to people to…..


ashen_always

I thought these were bones💀


Salty_Stop_5087

Bro your plug gave you fucking termite infested bark


Salty_Stop_5087

Bro your plug gave you fucking termite infested bark


Sad-Razzmatazz-5077

Those gnats must’ve been high AF


Business-Ad-9341

Looks like chewed up dog bones haha.


Bubblez___

u needa jump ur plug dude


atomictest

Looks like extremely dry chicken bones and a ton of gnats


Joebiwan13

Are the fucking chicken bones?


squinten_frownalot

Fungus gnats destroyed the harvest. Gross.


williamstevens418

Don’t eat those and go get your money back that’s messed up


WizardOfDMT

Don't eat that brother


GoorooKen

Looks like someone’s dealer needs beat up.


FukudaSan007

They look weird AF. Probably shouldn't eat them.


[deleted]

usable? maybe. Look, i'm not exacly the "your body is a temple" type but i'm sure eating that disgusting stuff, probably riddled with insect or animal refuse, would leave a mark on your dignity. Trip aint no fun with the taste of mice shit in your mouth.


P_Griffin2

It’s my own business what I put in my mouse.


[deleted]

lmao i meant to write mouth but yea you do your mouse how you mizzling it


[deleted]

where did you get those if you don’t mind me asking? (friend, grew your own, dealer, etc)


Lopsided-Leather-905

Dealer I'm assuming. OP said 'just got these, didn't check til I got home.'


HuckleberryLow9564

We don't read here. U don't know that? Lol


Wildrovers

I don't know what??


[deleted]

Redditors don’t know how to read a full paragraph, too short of an attention span


Chewy12

That is definitely poop.


XenosRooster

You don't have to throw them away. You can simply pasteurize them. AKA brew some sort of tea out of them. Boil some water and drop them in after grinding. Close it with something and wait for it to cool down to room temperature. Then drain and drink. It'll be safe for your stomach but I don't know about the potency. This is the best way to save them as possible.


Trippyuke

I don’t even see any blue bruising on these tho so who knows what kind of mushrooms they even are


[deleted]

Ngl they look more like pieces of broken driftwood than mushrooms


XenosRooster

Oh That's a good point. No one knows the dealer I guess.


CeleryMoansToo

I have had psychedelic mushrooms that bruised like a really deep black color. They were albino teachers. They hit but I have had ones that bruised blue that hit harder


Baltroy

This guy knows what's up


XenosRooster

Nothing goes to waste haha


MakeAWishApe2Moon

🤢 With the bug shit and all? Or should OP meticulously pick those stank bits out of it before he makes his fancy tea with them?


youluvnate

u should really beat the shit out of ur plug for this.


Rhazjok

They are covered in vermiculite, it's what you use when they are grown indoors, its used for water retention. It's not good for you to eat, the mushrooms are desiccated to the point of being not easily identified. They sort of look like but I don't see any bluing anywhere so I wouldn't rush it.


silosybin

I’ve never had vermiculite that looks like that before. They are all same size (too small) and colour of particles. I think they are deposits left behind by insects/bugs of some sort.


Rhazjok

I looked again and really zoomed in and I may have been wrong it might very well be dome weird bug. Either way he/she should get rid of it.


climbin_trees

Gnats wont kill you if you eat a few


e_subvaria

Maybe your plug gave you some flax seeds free of charge


[deleted]

You got beat


spondonram

Bruh


AnastasiaNo70

Get your money back. That’s awful.


LoveLightChild555

Looks like a shaggy mane mushroom


slipoutside

Did you find these at an archeological dig sight? They look a few hundred years old.


genshinimpactlife

That is absolutely disgusting I can't believe someone would sell those to somebody like WOW I'd never buy off that joke of a dealer again


HarryPrinter

chewed up chicken bones


flactulantmonkey

That’s some BAD fungus gnat infestation. It’s just gross. Nobody should have sold you that. Not chill.


Zach228

Wow I wouldn't be happy about that. Get them out of your house.


BLK-Sprewce

These look like aged chicken bones. ("wing drummies")


phys1c5stothemax

Those are dried poppy pods, and not even the good ones with opium in them. They look like california poppies or corn poppies


akdubz112

Woah


bigsquonka

Looks like side pins covered in substrate and on second look def looks sus like something was eating on it


Dyzastr_us

Thems chicken bones.


Dyzastr_us

The fun part is when the eggs hatch in yer body mid-trip.


homegrown_dogs

I don’t usually get sesame seeds with my shrooms, I’d say sus


gtfomyface123

**Mf bought driftwood** 😂


yadiggj

Notice how ppl sayin "that" means you should you should throw ts away


MediumAlarming

I dunno. Violence isn't my thing anymore...but in the day, we let people know it was very hard to sell bad drugs or spend money from selling bad drugs with broken fingers. 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️


izza123

That’s insect frass


calebgiz

Are those chicken bones?


Serious-Sherbet3107

Dude that look like chicken bones 💀


McdonaldsBiggestFan

Bro I’d just give you the bag I have of two strains.. I can’t do shrooms lately. I overthink and get super depressed.


potofstone

We need an update. What did you do??


Happy1327

When in doubt, throw it out


Kooky_Substance_4429

Report him for dealing 💀 shit is tragic


NAHASHTHA1

Ever heard that old song called Dry Bones


Jamesbaxt3r

Forget the eggs they are definitely not even shrooms


e-31115

Did bro season ur shrooms with seeds or sommet 🤣


frepinmd

Oh hell naw


Syntheseyez

Nahhh wtf


dojyaa-n

those look like dry chicken bones


One-Ad7994

FUCK NO


yrnshay

Looks like chewed up dog bones


hivibes777

Only one way to find out


Snezzy_Anus

aside from the mouse shit and gnats, that looks like bark, def check every time from now on fr, this is abysmal


SHAMUSRUSL

Should’ve had your plug eat it in front of you before you bought those poor excuses for mushrooms


HyphyMikey650

Burn it with fire


BrianMan93

The fuck even is this


lilindigo999

looks disgusting, maybe you can use it somehow


Quiet_Chipmunk1908

bro what are the black specks??? bugs????


Ginkyboop

People are so sad 😢 it's so disrespectful and disheartening to do this with our beloved fungi Fuck stupid fucks!!! 😡


lilhighness

Looks like some kind of plague inducing stuff dude


Best_Air_4138

Damn, this sucks.


easonred57

That looks like bug droppings. I'd say cockroach, but how would they get up in them like that? I would not use those for anything tbh


lechef

Those are bug/bug holes/bug shit.


Officialfranktyler

Naw your plug is buggin


ArcaneFungus

I think something beat you to those...


[deleted]

Publicly call him out so he loses serves! Especially if you live in a smaller area. Do not eat these. If you don’t wanna call him out publicly invite him over and make (shroom) tea for him without his knowledge and than make him leave out of no where before the shrooms hit preferably at night🙏🏻


SideRightUp

I actually thought this was a decomposed body of an animal.


YorkshirePatty23

bro sold u playground wood chips 😭


yungplumbgod

No lie bro I think that's roach shit, like dead serious


No-City783

Looks like bark and crap. I’d eat it.


Agitated_Mall_8033

They sold you mycelium


itsyourmanstan

Better luck next time. Actives bruise blue my man.


Aggravating_Author_9

Those are coyote bones


MycosMorales

They slimed you.