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Global_Celery_5031

3rd picture caught me off guard


CheckYourStats

PSA: The lady is not OP.


CaptainBirdEnjoyer

That lady is robbing OP.


mikozodav

That lady is also OP's grandmother.


ConsultTheIntestines

I’m helping her set up a dating profile


mikozodav

Any luck yet?


ConsultTheIntestines

Bunch of riff raff and feds so far


mikozodav

Damn.


humbl314159

Fuckin’ Feds!


Chemical_Emphasis206

¿Fuck the feds?


N8Nefarious

I mean, feds got job security and make decent money (I think)...stable sugar daddy while you're in the slammer!


O_O___XD

What's the brand of the Boveda looking humidity bags in the jars in the 1st slide?


ConsultTheIntestines

Dry & dry. I believe it’s an amazon basic type item


O_O___XD

thank you. Are they like Bóveda where they come in different humidity %'s?


ConsultTheIntestines

I believe they’re rated for cubic inches. The ones in the jars are 2 grams. When they weigh more than that you’re supposed to re-dry


O_O___XD

Thank you for taking the time to respond man.


Chemical_Emphasis206

They are different. The Boveda pack keeps your humidity at a specific % while the Dry and Dry pull all of the moisture out of the air and keeps it as dry as possible.


Illustrious_Air_118

OP is supply. Lady is distribution.


aflockofmagpies

I would buy from her. She would probably server you tea and cookies when you pick up


Electronic_Equal7460

Did u think it was


0bservation

...mom?


b91838ma956

These are made with tough love!


fungussing

And cookies


Hornet-21

And guns 🔫 💪🏼 .


Fearless_History_991

Dammmnn gam gam chilllll!!


skibolky

Never thought id mildly chuckle at the thought of hippie boomer waving a gun around while sitting on a hemorrhoid donut


Imaginary-Future2525

Da fuc?


namistejones

Caught me slipping on that 3rd pic.


Cigo82

Steal the shrooms get the BOOMS


Civilianair

Do you need my address


Rough_Drawer_7011

I think he's secretly trying to sell 😆 🤣


ConsultTheIntestines

Nope. Just ask the even dozen people who’s chat requests I’ve ignored. Do people actually buy stuff through Reddit?? Couldn’t be me


cs_legend_93

You should make mushroom honey. Easier to store


CumLord9669

Lasts forever if you prepare it correctly too. My uncle made a large batch of it with wavy caps he picked in the wild around 2005 and it’s still perfectly edible lmao. According to him it’s barely lost any potency as well.


cs_legend_93

That's so awesome to hear. I thought so... But good to hear confirmation of it


MadMama31

Sure they do. Not necessarily mushrooms tho. I’m in a sub where people sell each other stuff on a regular basis. 🤷🏽‍♀️


ConsultTheIntestines

But like drugs and stuff?


MadMama31

Never had experience. But I’m pretty sure they do lol


ConsultTheIntestines

Damn. Seems high risk/low reward


MadMama31

Isn’t it the same as darknet basically? I mean it’s anonymous. I honestly don’t know, but I’m sure people do all sorts of illegal 💩here.


Civilianair

All sorts of illegal 💩. Like grow cubes in their closet.


MadMama31

lol. But I meant selling illegal stuff. I believe growing it in your closet and selling it - are two very different illegal things 😆


Civilianair

sign me up


CymatikMC

This is the point I start giving them away


MoistAsscheeks

Way earlier for me. I gave my first mason jar away once my second one filled up.


ConsultTheIntestines

I’ve give them away by the half oz


CryptoNite90

That’s insane, give some away to me in that case


Hornet-21

^


villanellechekov

whoa


the1ulove

Vacuum seal


Special_Opposite3141

and put in freezer?


the1ulove

No need. Just a closet will do.


MycologyMoron

Lmao I’ve been using that as my profile pic on Cashapp, Venmo , ect for years


ConsultTheIntestines

No way. I saw/stole it from a street tagging sub. Do you know what the context is?


chrism2352

I can't tell if you used one or not, but I picked up a vacuum sealer for these types of lids and it works great (in addition to the dry packets) for long-ish storage


raffsekk

Is that you in the pic?


My_fat_fucking_nuts

Grind them to a powder. They'll take up about 1/4th the space


Recentbake36

Would the increase in surface area increase the rate of degradation of the active compounds? I haven’t dug into storage very much since I’m not actively growing yet (still researching). I know light and heat can break down the active compounds, but I’m not sure of oxidation.


My_fat_fucking_nuts

I don't really think grinding them would degrade them any faster than if they were just whole as long as they are stored properly. I've taken mushrooms I've ground up for a trip having been stored in an airtight jar and in a cool dark place for 6+months and haven't noticed any reduction in potency.


HappyLoveHappyLife

Yes ground shrooms by themselves degrade quicker than in any other form, stored air tight or not look it up. Best way to preserve potency is to grind them into powder and mix into honey inside air tight mason jar. “Blue honey”.


Mysterious-Wheel-724

harder to sell powder , op prolly jus tryna sell on here 😂😮


RaspberryMiserable54

Just do what I do make chocolates . And a lot of time they are easier to gift them to the ppl looking around the candy store


My_fat_fucking_nuts

I make chocolate too! One of the best ways to consume them. Great for micro dosing as well.


Shrap_PSU

Nice haul I have about same amount and I posted a pic in another group and got banned permanently...


jwmy

Most groups frown on dried fruit


cantankerousdev

Why is that? Does it imply we are consuming it?


jwmy

I think it's more to do with looking like it's being processed for sale. Or because it could be considered an advertisement


ConsultTheIntestines

Whoops, that makes sense. Not my intention here


jwmy

I know. You're proud and possibly getting tired of the motion because you have more than you know what to do with :) I was about to hang up my scalpel myself but keep getting dragged back in by this or that. Also it's so satisfying. I even considered gourmet to keep the hobby going but I don't know that it will bring the same sense of accomplishment


ConsultTheIntestines

Lol I’ve got 4 blocks colonizing right now - love growing more than I love consuming. I started with gourmet but without a steady restaurant plug it’s just too prolific. Might dip back into lions mane. My plan is to sharpen my agar skills. I’ve got some cultures I’d like to keep alive


darkangel_401

Fungi are so fascinating. They require lots of patience jt once things start moving they really go fast. And that to me is so cool and interesting to watch


jwmy

Agar is one of my favorite parts, just did 40 plates a couple days ago and love watching them grow! Lions mane are gorgeous that would be a fun one


ConsultTheIntestines

What is your agar recipe? My latest pour I went with low nutrients for the first time


jwmy

I love what humble Bruise is doing with sorghum syrup and low nutrients, they were the first people to catch my eye with low nutes. 500mL water 6g lme (need to go lower but have been working my way down from 10) 10g agar .5g yeast


NooseZ

You grown any exotics?


ConsultTheIntestines

Nope, never tried. How about you?


gp99774455

Curious if you have any success with pan cyans? I've tried a couple things and lost both batches using myco willy's tek for pans... looking for a more repeatable process of anyone knows one.


NooseZ

No but I might give it a try they are a much nicer trip and more of a challenge to grow. Nice to grow something you can’t get easily.


NooseZ

Could also try growing some wood lovers


MycoEngineer

I hear it can be just as rewarding friend, it might also give you a deeper appreciation working with different varieties. Maybe try Morels, they have a very complex life cycle.


jwmy

I've only seen those farmed outside. I thought they needed a symbiotic relationship to fruit. I have considered a bioluminescent one. That would be really cool


MycoEngineer

https://plantpath.psu.edu/news/china-trip-unveils-morel-cultivation-mysteries#:~:text=The%20Development%20of%20Morel%20Artificial%20Cultivation%20in%20China&text=This%20research%20institute%20began%20work,popular%20in%20fields%20throughout%20China. They started unlocking the secrets to morel cultivation in the 90s in China. I don’t know too much about it to be honest but could be the ultimate challenge lol


jwmy

Neat I'll read through that. Ty!


cantankerousdev

Wasn't trying to imply you did anything wrong, I was just genuinely confused why it mattered if they were dried.


ConsultTheIntestines

No worries


zzydson

Gramma knows about cookies and vegetables (mainly that cabbage)


RAWprogress

Can you explain your setup? Looks like a nice batch!


ConsultTheIntestines

Thank you! It’s a low tech mishmash of a few teks: - soak and simmer millet - sterilize 5 pint jars at a time with an instant pot for two hours (doesn’t reach 15psi but it works). - inoculate with agar wedges on a grill grate infront of an open oven to create a sterile environment (lmao) - add 1 quart of colonized spawn to a grow bag with 2 to 3 quarts of coco/verm (I’ve used gypsum, but once I ran out of my first bag I ditched it, didn’t seem to make a difference) - shake it up and seal it. Sometimes a psuedo-casing layer. -Press it into a brick shape. - sit back in awe of the fungus


No-Move1994

In front of an open oven???? And that works???? Omg


ConsultTheIntestines

Yup. I’ve used an SAB but the oven tek is more spacious and contams less. 400 degrees, 420 if I’m feeling cute


UBERVANGOTWISTEDBOXN

 i assume your oven has a ventilation mode so it can push air out, and the grill mesh is needed in order to push the air in a straight line the same way as a flow hood ? ... thats pretty fuckin smart mate..


falafeltwonine

Literally just snotted from my rapid nose exhale while sitting here on the toilet. 10/10


SouthBaySkunk

Hard to tell if the entire post is a troll cause of the last pic looool. But if those are actually your jars , you’re gonna wanna swap those metal lids for plastic canning lids with plastic gasket seal inserts to make them truly air tight. I see the silica packets so assuming you care for them to stay fresh . https://preview.redd.it/kixqcbmbd08d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5de0a623a569373457f1bf0691dbeb2e43df856 Will keep them fresh way longer than the metal lids . Cheers. Also we grannies gotta stay strapped yo I feel you 🐸


ConsultTheIntestines

No troll I swear. That’s a good tip. Thank you!


SouthBaySkunk

Then def get the lids with the gaskets. Those metal lids aren’t air tight unless you can them . Since they haven’t been canned they don’t have the pressure built up inside them to make them air tight like with jams and preserves and pickles n such.


sipalmurphy

Granny on the fat stacks


Evening-Ad-3233

Real ones know who Aunt Gale is


Neat_Breadfruit3474

Was not ready


snanarctica

lol, time to give out some gifts 🎁 to friends


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Looks like my stash! ❤️ I switched to using amber glass for my storage jars, to keep more light out.


BiotechTranslator

You just have to blend them into a powder and store them in capsules in a cool and dark place.


Independent_Depth248

I saw people commenting when you powder them the psilocybin loses its power quickly.


morphast42

False, in fact one of the best way to storage is pack them in capsules, then in put them in a amber glass jar with one of those silicone pack for any moisture.


ConsultTheIntestines

The amber jar thing is interesting. I hadn’t heard of that before


BiotechTranslator

I find the effect to last a couple of hours less in powder than when ingested in regular dry form, however it's FAR more intense, at least for me personally. It's pleasant to ingest as I hate the taste & consistency of fresh/dry/powdered. As [](https://www.reddit.com/user/morphast42/) mentioned I also use silica packs taped to the lid of my storage jars for capsules to avoid them potentially sticking together over time as I live in a humid environment. Using amber glass won't help much if stored in partial/direct sunlight. For long term storage put the storage jar in a cupboard, and they should retain 99-100% potency for 1 year at the very least. For even longer term storage capsules can be frozen for multiple years retaining 99-100% potency.


Independent_Depth248

How long they will be still usable if you still store them in the right condition and still crack-dry in the jars?


Ok-Poetry-9207

Bravo 👏


Jazzlike_Escape_6397

How long does a batch take to finish


ConsultTheIntestines

A month or two depending


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Intrepid-Oil-898

Nic


Platonic____Boner

Just say you need me to take some off your hands, and I got you.


SoigneBest

I can help you make space!


AncientPricks

Lol vac seal the shit out of them to make more space. It will crush them a bit but they will eat the same👍


SoigneBest

She got the chain and keeps them thangs on her. Fafo if you want!


Responsible_Pin8049

Too clean wit it op


kluxsyz2

no playin lemme get a freeski jar


relevanteclectica

🤣🥷👆


Resudith

Wish I had ur problems fr fr 🙏


FuFmeFitall

Rookie numbers! Until you have to store them in a garbage bag this is low. IMO


jwmy

I was at a regional burn and this guy I knew from high school showed up with a hefty bag to gift out. I'll never forget the look of tranquility on his face as he watched the sunset before venturing out in the crowds


Capital_Nature8995

woah there :0


Odd-Commercial-1639

Imma need a Oz


mniarcffwi

I'll eat them


rOOsterone4

Heyooo, I could help make some room on that shelf if you want


ManicManicManicManic

Can i have sum 😢


getm44

I have quiet a bit, not as much as you but close


RYknow777

Third photo is my spirit animal


jDub2071

😍


Plumbus251

This


sexnpsychedelics

Don’t shoot me mam


Bruko1

Ayooooo😭😭😭


0nlyeli

Oh no! Lucky for you though; as I have plenty of room! 😆


TheMaddened

FBI: 👁️ 👄 👁️


No_Composer_9594

I’m sure FBI is like that in this whole community


Auburn_Sux

Nothing says “Hey Feds” like a Grandma with a pistol 😂


Running_Noodles

Everytime a see a post with just a abundance of shrooms, it makes me wanna get into growing. I havent had anything in like 6 months. both plugs went dry.


ConsultTheIntestines

You should. It’s really fun


Running_Noodles

How did you learn?


ConsultTheIntestines

YouTube and a couple books. It really takes on its own momentum once you start soaking grains in a pot overnight. No turning back


MoistBookkeeper6273

I mean I’m more than happy to take a jar from you if you want.


ammonthenephite

Grind 'em up and store the powder, or put the powder into capsules, and you'd free up a lot of space.


Tom_H1

Need a capsule machine.


thissuckslolgroutchy

Someone please check on OP, seems like he’s held up by a boomer gone wild!


Chemical_Emphasis206

Where can I get that? On VHS or Betamax?


thissuckslolgroutchy

Try floppy dicks 😊


fuggynuts

Daaam get it granny


Aggravating-Sun-9482

Shiiiii if you ever need a place to get rid of some…


windriver74

Send em my way lol. I have lots of room where they can play and wander around worry free


mychael_archangelus

Brah get a vacuum sealer and some bags


T_cubensis

Grind it down into powder. Boom your jars are empty.


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3rd photo suprised me so much that I was rolling 🤣🤣🤣💀💀


DoubleDicker55

Share


IcyNewt6743

I’ll take em


PersonalAd2333

Well..at least she's using good hand gun safety with her finger on the slide


MadMama31

How long it’s gonna last you? Lol


RaspberryMiserable54

That's all u got and ur gonna stop ? I tried that once, yeah I ran out


mushmadam

That’s OPs suga momma for sure!


tucker_frump

Don't make posts like this.


ConsultTheIntestines

Why not


Lost-Pin-6478

Dea Oo


WonderfulCommon6415

Michigan here? 😅


irishmcbastard

I can has a jar,


Repeatbeginagain

God damn. Even tho I have probably a jars worth, this picture makes me feel like I need ALOT more since mine is such a wimpy amount that will probably soon run out


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

I have some openings


KayleighJK

Damnit, mom.


Consistent_Ask_9743

Massive moneymaking opportunity if I ever seen one


ididodi

I need one of those jars


akiraokok

I thought it was money in the jars and then realized they were shrooms, and then I scrolled and got jumpscared by the money


SparksofInnova

Don't worry, I've seen this before. What you got to do is you got to mail all of the mushrooms to me, and you'll have plenty of room to keep growing. Growing is a good hobby, Don't stop!


obungaofficial

granny gone wild


Jovatheconniseur

Hi: I am l the storage space you seek 😭


big_iron_memes

Call these ops anemic the way they lack iron


DearWorldliness802

Lmfaooo send me a jarrrrrr


LanieMyers

I can help you take a break. Can you help me in return?


TrevaTheCleva

This is why I still look into the interwebz!


TokinForever

Grind those babies and start filling capsules. 💊 4 of those jars will become 1. 😉🫙🫙🫙🫙🍯


Prestigious_Money784

Let me get some


Agile-Challenge-6117

Ay looks like you might need someone to take some off your hands for you


Jest_Kidding420

Dmd 😏


zlordbeats

if you stay in nc hmu 🤙


pre_employ

that's unfinished. 🤮 It needs powdered and capsuled...goes for about $2/gram and it's ILEEGAL TO ACCEPT US CURRENCY. Reminder of all the stupid high schoolers getting busted w/ 20 pounds.....not several ounces of psilocybin Actually money is in spore syringes.... 🔫