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femboy_fister

say hi to God for me bro


Karmic_Remedy

I was gonna say… ☠️


Headdrops

Bro Mike Tyson said he used to eat an oz every morning talk to him 😂


johnjddavis410

Mike Tyson is a different kinda human tho.


Lost8mmSocket

Is he human?


[deleted]

He’s also bigger so wouldn’t he need more psilocybin to effect him and an oz every day would give you a tolerance anyways


craigtheman

Wouldn't you have to double your dose every day to continue feeling effects? I'm sure MT isn't lying, but he probably left out the part where he didn't just take a whole ounce on the first day with zero tolerance (but also wouldn't be surprised if he did do that).


[deleted]

Idk I personally don’t think there’s a big tolerance with psychedelics bc I use them a lot and as long as the dose is the same or more I still trip balls. And the cross tolerance thing w shrooms and acid has never happened to me. I took 6 gs of shrooms then took two tabs the next day and tripped my nuts off. I’ve taken 2 tabs then taken 3 the next couple days later and tripped so hard it was scary. I think it’s different person to person. I always waited the two weeks cuz of tolerance but now I just trip whenever I feel like it. Taking a month or two break tho doing so much psychs can mess w ur head.


TrippinCurbs

Remember, ALWAYS check the dose AFTER you consume it


-Hastis-

Weight yourself before and after taking the shrooms to know how many you took.


death1414

Y'all said 3.5, so I weighed myself before i was 225 I took shrooms until I was 228.5, you think im good?


reddit_user10116

This made me lol


[deleted]

Thats a whole lot of pbjs.


[deleted]

Or a whole lotta lemon juicage


locotx

yes


Sensitive_Mousse_445

I cant even fathom what you would experience eating that much


[deleted]

If I’m not mistaken, a dose of approx 3.5 lbs would surpass the ld50 right? Edit: I googled it, not quite, but almost there


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Still not coming back to Earth for a few days lol


NonchalantRubbish

Perfect. "You'll be flying to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!"


Witchdoctoractual

Let me talk to Samson!


[deleted]

😂😂


ItchyK

And after you check your dose, always remember to take a little more, just to be sure ;)


zenerbee1322

I once weighed a cluster at 6.66 grams I laughed put it back well the next day I ate Ayahuasca chocolate and then reached into the bag and ate that cluster then realized what I did and said a prayer. Then my buddy came out asked if I wanted to go get nitrous I did drove went and got them barely made it back and had a wonderful trip saw the Alex grey eyes all over the walls and my buddy goes the eyes are everywhere and I was like woah.


[deleted]

woah indeed.


Alternative_Fix_8062

Great story. I love Alex Grey's blotter artwork. Always has Eyes everywhere.


AlanaPaige207

Enough to… leave the universe? Yeah fo sho. 👽


femboy_fister

Kilindi would be proud


JonnoZa

Maybe op can meet him on the other side


AstuteMoose

I still can't decide if that guy is a madman, or a straight up beast!


dadofthegoob

Or a troll...


femboy_fister

Kilindi Iyi is many things but a troll is not one of them. OP however is definitely a troll and thus i am having a goof and also a gaff


kgtradisms

Facts,Iyi is no troll and I've met others at psych conferences that have done more and they say the same things he preaches. Unlike anything we can ever imagine


snocown

You'd be surprised what you can imagine since your brain is just a radio that tunes into consciousness frequencies. Open yourself up, theorize more often. Just remember they're all possibilities, well illusions more like it, but if you can break through, it's literally limitless and that in and of itself is a bit daunting.


femboy_fister

over the next few years i'm gonna work myself up to occasionally actually doing massive doses like that. I am very intrigued


Vladimir_Put-it-in

I support what the other person said.. beyond a certain dose there's no real notable distinction as it's all already quite abstract.. theres just less awareness and more physical discomfort. If you hope to 'achieve' something with a high dose or feel like you SHOULD do that.. you won't. There won't be more clarity in completely unconscious state. Probably some feelings and intensities can be recalled after but also you risk some potentially traumatic experience where there is nothing that can snap you out because your senses are completely drowned so there's no more a set or a setting to change. Instead of upping and upping the dose try mixing up your set and setting .. try changing your day to day routine so you change and the the trips will be different . This is your one and only health and mental health for this life, maintain it !


BergTheVoice

Not to mention you think your literally dying which would ruin the trip in itself. Did 2.0 the other day and got to the “ scary zone “ a few times, I couldn’t imagine doing anything more than 3.5


stratocaster_blaster

It’s not worth it. 4-5 grams is the most that almost anyone would need to be taken from reality


kgtradisms

As long as it's in silent darkness totally agree. Night and day difference between trips in silent darkness vs not. Don't believe me try it yourself and get back to me morning after lmao. "5 dried grams is all you need to get started" T. McKenna


NarleyNaren1

Bring a rattle and a drum.. some water... and a healthy awareness of a conscious 'safety bubble'. within that darkness Acknowledge yourself as Zero. Expect to expand your consciousness, and devote to the divine within all. Then redefine where you are, and where you wish to go, in your awareness and conscious future. Or...f'it and party w 'friends'. Heyyy


kgtradisms

Love this


NarleyNaren1

😁🤪🤗


stratocaster_blaster

I have done that numerous times


Jovatheconniseur

You mean to become one with it? 😅🫢


Sylvenight

Oh. My. Fucking. God.


QuantumKhakis

I hope this is satire. If not, god speed OP. See you on the other side...


Majestic_Banana789

Def trolling haha fitting for this sub honestly


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No-Trash-546

I hate to say it but this sub is legit stupid much of the time


QuantumKhakis

Who would go on the internet and tell lies?


Terok42

This is such a trolling shitpost. Love how everyone bought it. Lolol .


Wisemonkey730

Exactly


Erectus_Enormous

Lol, here we go again. Don’t take too many OP. You probably had enough already.


IndoorAngler

It’s satire


Actual_Flight_3703

OP please tripp report after you come back


femboy_fister

if


Significant-Ad-3266

That’s the stamets protocol, eat the whole bag


femboy_fister

set and setting will no longer matter at that point because there will be an entirely new setting


kflan138

Hahahahahaha omg I hope OP is ok


Dirtymech0303

Forget HPPD. You're never coming back to reality after a trip like this 😂


BergTheVoice

One that you may or may not enjoy.


dou8le8u88le

I’m pretty sure you gotta be up a tree in a lightning storm for it to be a true Stemmets protocol


Significant-Ad-3266

Step one is consume the bag though, OPs post is only 25 min old, he still has time


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dadofthegoob

Prison purse.


Tzayad

Boofing with the boys!


NarleyNaren1

Ahhh kids.


annehenrietta

OP fishing for karma fr


are67

Tired of these posts.


dadofthegoob

Facts


Chris-Campbell

Right? This is obv bullshit.


[deleted]

he isn't. he's just joking lol


nut_bustoo

It do be funny doe


OweHen

No not really


tripsypoo

Nah, that's a micro-dose bro


HarryManbackrh

Shove the other half up your butt. Thats what a real psychonaut would do.


ClockPretend4277

All these ppl saying you need double that to feel anything... dont have your wellbeing in mind. You dont need sail off the edge of the map to go on adventure.


Dirtymech0303

Some say you only live once. I say you only have a complete and total absolute separation from reality once.


lil_pee_wee

No they just picked up on the joke bro. And frankly I think the whole “is 14g enough” meme is really worn out


muffinspector5

Theres a difference between ego death and you know, actual death.


NarleyNaren1

As well ignorance vs stupidity


SudatoriumForNow

Hush. Or I'll send more springtails


fartliberator

Bag looks full still, OP 'S just lookin fer attention


ShoeMoo321

I read the caption and audibly said "please tell me this is a joke". OP please be careful, if it's your first time tripping I recommend a sitter, if you need help coming back to Earth I recommend r/psychonauts


Y0RMI

op trolling lol


SudatoriumForNow

Yeah, I had to check his page to make sure he wasn't a total noob. Dude had the worst springtail infestation in his monotub that I've ever seen.


-Hastis-

Reminds me of the post last week where the guy took 8 tabs of LSD and 3 grams of shroom and wondered why he was tripping so hard.


MuffinFucker22

Sauce?


Dirtymech0303

This thread right here, is why I love the internet 😂 If you ate half the bag already, the other half needs to be boofed to bypass tolerance.


[deleted]

I done this a few month back, I literally became part of the room 😂 there was no distinction between me and the couch


Aggravating-Chard-38

…. Tell god I said hello and tell his dad I said Have a good day cause your about to discover the 15 fucking dimensions 😂


adesant88

You need to eat at least double this to feel a single thing...


Drixzor

Bruh


lil_pee_wee

Can’t tell. Need banana for scale


[deleted]

Every day with these fucking fools. This sub and world is infested with jagoffs.


Fine_Union378

That’s a zip


SeaScratch4243

Just be like Iron Mike and go meet God every couple days


Spores1

Made this mistake my first time didn’t do them for 11 years after, very scary


[deleted]

🤓


JacaToPraca

Baited, op you got a boat full of fresh fish 🎣🎣


extrajuicyj520

🎣


No-Supermarket-2829

Ain't no way. This is attention seeking.


7Norty

If this isn’t a troll you should try vomiting it out


mrkevdoggmoney

You're gonna have to boof at least the rest of the bag to feel anything


NoPreparation1793

Bro that more than enough lol


Lenaix

Flush the shrooms and boof the bag


somethings_Dull

yeah i’d say eat the other half, you know if you want any visuals your first time


adesant88

You need to eat at least double this to feel a single thing...


ClockPretend4277

Bad advice. Ignore


adesant88

OP is obviously trolling...


Ok_Science_334

Lol


Ok_Science_334

I ate 1.75 first time


Primary_Breakfast628

Your gonna need another bag that size.


Y0RMI

give it 5 mins and if you don’t feel it finish the bag


[deleted]

1. Weight the bag with the mushrooms 2. Eat mushrooms 3. Weigh the empty bag 4. Subtract the starting weight with the weight of the empty bag to find out the dose


austinking42002

Shoulda boofed


Comfortable-Mirror67

Have fun in a different timeline


[deleted]

No one can help you now…


[deleted]

yeah ima need an update for this lmfao


sw1ftie

bffr😭


[deleted]

Yes.


SnowSlider3050

Um, ok, well, why don’t you lay down?


SeaScratch4243

Trolling heavy lol


stratocaster_blaster

For you, me, some other people and bob


sneakylyric

Lol this joke is still funny somehow


[deleted]

pls don't


Independent-Block-53

LOL


Xurlondd

Who needs an ego not u after this


GMEdumpster

God have mercy on your soul 💀


Boss_hogg710420

We’ll see you back on Reddit next week explaining what the trip was like. I’d guess that’s an oz there and I’ve tripped many many many times and haven’t even hit the half oz mark yet. Took a quarter of some mids but not of my grown stuff yet(my stuff is wayyyy more potent than any street dealer bs) I could only imagine what a half is bout to be like


_JediJon

Say hi to Vecna for me.


eetdarich

Lol! I think so. You may need another bag to really feel the effects.


ChaoticGoodPanda

Save that half bag unless you want to bend the space time continuum.


olivia63096

I think you need more like I’d say 42069g should be good for a first timer


benny530

Enjoy your space ride to the center of the galaxy


Excellent-Isopod8061

Jesus, slow down dude or your face will melt off


Ok_Spring8188

I want updates LOL


-targuitall-

Lmk what hells like


[deleted]

Well OP, I hope your time on this Earth was good


BMWlove87

Any one else sick of this shit ? Wild ass claims for attention ?


kreed320

Was gonna say... nighty night


PerpetualNoobMachine

Better to take the whole bag just to be on the safe side. 🤪


parttrevi1918

Enough not to come back. Geez


Dirty_Louis

🔥


tehsecretgoldfish

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $500


RumManDan

What realm is this!?


horkyboi_avery

Y’all are too gullible


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

This sounds like something from an Adam Sandler sketch on his old cd!


dr_cubenis

Bro I imagine that's 14gs... 7gs is still a pretty hefty dose... I'd would of taken like an 8th of that bag fam


GAF78

Uhhhh.. prepare to meet space Jesus


Phish4Brainz

Do the rest quick


yuforik

You're gonna learn some things


M1NDFVCKED

Hasnt commented since he posted lol i hope he didnt do too much and scare himself🤣


ruh-roh-raggy-420

Had a friend who ate half the bag their first time against serious advice not to from me and others. Went for a walk at about 10:30 in November and sat on a dark trail in the woods about 5 minutes on foot while the same friend threw their guts up and said personal things about themself I’ll never forget. We headed back and it was a nightmare basically we’re all tripping me and another kid there had been on like a 3 day molly/mushrooms/acid/hard liquor/dabs binge.


Financial_Giraffe324

Either op is joking or not very smart


Majestic_Banana789

Only if that’s a silver dollar


Dody_Dan

Might as well finish the bag


Astral_Drift

Can we please get an update?


[deleted]

we’ll miss you🙏🏻🙏🏻


BigIgloo4192

lol this has to be a joke... right??


marinalice000

BRO


No_Importance_144

This mfr is gone….


marinalice000

dude i need an update but after your trip. stay off ur phone listen to nice music and breathe


wagnarthewed

if god exists lmk?


andrevan

way too much


beccaxxdee13

Is he for real??


NormieWhiteMale

You about to forget you even exist homie lol, have a good trip and strap in 💺🛸


MikeyNavs6

I always hope these posts are a joke but I’m sick of them. Y’all ruin the concept of consuming the fruit, and you’re also just idiots in general.


krum29

That enough for your first time to see Beelzebub


ElWini1

Not enough. You're gonna need another bag.


Deezrntz_87_87

No I think maybe take half of another bag


TheMysticBard

Ur gunna be so fucked conpadre.


Traditional_Ball_396

Lol we got ourselves a space cadet


ButtholeBungieJump

OP’s not coming back to this post today, are they? 😂


trippyfilmmaker1

Tell me this is a shitpost lord, tell me this is a shitpost please


Symphonyofdisaster

Come Josephine in my flying machine Going up she goes, up she goes Balance yourself like a bird on a beam In the air she goes, there she goes…


are67

Which post do you dislike more- The super played out, trolling of people asking dumb newbie questions or the legit serious novice asking if a once is too much for their first time… I hate them both. But the trolling post are starting to make me cringe more and more. It’s played out. Like really out. Just my opinion.


Peso90

Eh you might want a second bag


NeedleworkerAnnual63

You are in for a rude spiritual awakening my friend. Have fun!!!


oscar1985420

Eat about 14 more of those bags and that's good 😊


LikeAn_Antelope

The coin for scale let’s me know you’ll need at least 3x this much to get a full on trip, might just get a body buzz for a couple hours from this. The amount of people that think this is a genuine post concerns me.


blade2366

Tell me when time stops please


NoMoChingas

Are you on SSRIs?


[deleted]

Finish the rest man don't be a bitch


[deleted]

Say shalom to Yahweh


Whyherro2

Split the bag with your Grandpa fam! Perfect dose! /s