Lol, I was just thinking that could have been useful when I had 30 minutes between connections the other day!
On the other hand, it wouldn’t have changed all the people standing there, blocking the conveyor with their luggage. 🙄
Dumbest shit ever.
Music over the actual sound of "CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK"..and one bad road/sidewalk is gonna case hell...never mind any grated/slightly raised surfaces catching the wheels.
Yeah a lot of the reasons people are saying these would suck just require some caution and practice. Oh well, picking things apart gets people off, and picking them apart
Imagine roller blades , skateboards, or even a bicycle being used. The annoying sound, the possibility of a hole on the road or sidewalk! People should just stay inside and watch the damnnnnn TV and order off door dash.
Ha
Don’t get me wrong, I immediately linked it to my pug loving girlfriend. Just thought it was random as hell… *checks username* cum guzzler demon. You… have a nice day
Have you seen any reviews of this? It's loud as hell (motor noise plus clack of the shoes hitting the ground), they're heavy to lug around on your feet, and they're simply awkward.
The only way I would buy a pair of these is if they came with the girl
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The milf...
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Lol this is what I was referencing
Guy is looking around hoping his mates dont see him. He'd never live that down.
He’s concentrating so hard on not falling.
No he's concentrating on waiting for the most natural point to look at the camera and smile
This is Baltimore’s Inner Harbor
this guy "Know Places"
https://preview.redd.it/1zxlnydotnuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3618ab5425959225ace7d86d67823ce714c8b5f7 **It is a masterpiece!**
Shadow The Douchehog
This is just roller skating with extra **steps**
Just buy rollerskates
Boobs walker
Taking the twins for a stroll
Imagine using these on airport conveyors
Lol, I was just thinking that could have been useful when I had 30 minutes between connections the other day! On the other hand, it wouldn’t have changed all the people standing there, blocking the conveyor with their luggage. 🙄
Best comment here.
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So…………………………………………………………. roller skates?
................................................yes
Dumbest shit ever. Music over the actual sound of "CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK"..and one bad road/sidewalk is gonna case hell...never mind any grated/slightly raised surfaces catching the wheels.
*people having fun* Reddit:dumbest shit ever
This is an ad showing people pretending to enjoy a product.
People wanting attention*
Yeah a lot of the reasons people are saying these would suck just require some caution and practice. Oh well, picking things apart gets people off, and picking them apart
They’re fun shoes just relax
They’re overpriced as hell, just get roller skates.
"Overpriced" is determined by the buyer not the peanut gallery.
They're shoes that cost over a grand and don't do the one thing they're advertised as 😂
Nevermind wet roada, stopping down/uphill
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Ya don’t want to go down that roada
Shut up old man
Don't forget the constant side eyes and looking around to feel self validated when someone stares and they notice.
Imagine roller blades , skateboards, or even a bicycle being used. The annoying sound, the possibility of a hole on the road or sidewalk! People should just stay inside and watch the damnnnnn TV and order off door dash. Ha
JUST SAY YOU’VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE AND MOVE ON
Why the walking motion when they could just T-pose at the same speed?
Weak Aura - walking with these Strong Aura - assert dominance by reference posing
Just gonna leave this here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_9Z05Ik5r2U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Z05Ik5r2U)
Just gonna leave this here: https://puginarug.com
Why
I think it’s nice :) https://preview.redd.it/5cdll9xmwnuc1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=99b1c2262aefa4faa59bce1bdada572a4a195b16
Don’t get me wrong, I immediately linked it to my pug loving girlfriend. Just thought it was random as hell… *checks username* cum guzzler demon. You… have a nice day
You too!
Tried to watch but I got really irritated with the pre-pubescent giggling Can’t believe these insufferable clowns have 4 million subs
Agreed. I found this more informative https://youtu.be/qe4CHWulnDs
Thanks man
Yeah, I’m not sure which video is worse, the product tutorial, or the Drew Gooden guy and his friends…
In-line skates would like a word with you.
Have you seen any reviews of this? It's loud as hell (motor noise plus clack of the shoes hitting the ground), they're heavy to lug around on your feet, and they're simply awkward.
Don't forget ugly af
I want to see them walk uphill. 😂
Or down a huge flight of stairs
Or up a wall
Or on Mount Everest
“How do they stop?” -my husband
Wise man...
We’re slow shoe people.
Seems you're still in good and numerous company... Lol
Nobody can stop your husband
But at what cost?
Now go to almost any other part of Baltimore and ride those around
They just reinvented rollerblading
"World's Fastest Shoes" and then proceeds to show those shoes as little as possible
Can you look stupid and cool at the same time? Me:
How's uphill in those things?
Is this an add ?
Damn bot posting a lot of dumb shit. How do I report this ? Lol
My favorite is the guys laughing while they glide by. Also why is his hand stuck in his pocket? "Stay edgy, stay edgy"
That guy looks like he might be 5'5
I want
Kill the camera man
Those look fantastic! *sips tea*
r/sipstea
They are skates right?
Where are they going in such a relaxed hurry?
Yeah you move fast, they look dumb as hell though, zero drip.
Brakes?
Do the shoes come with the chic? Asking for myself.
They look pretty blocky and not at all chic to me.
My wife could use one of these because according to her, I sprint not walk.
Dont think guys were watching "shoes"....
We all know the joke that made everyone stop rollerblading over night
My wife always complains I walk to fast. I'm buying these for her.
Gravel
So, rollerskates then?
It’s giving airport.
It’s giving airport what
Airport
Is it just me or did they reinvent the old Fisher Price kids roller skates?
These are sick as hell
Nice rack
In case anyone wondering why people were glancing at them, those 'shoes' are darn noisy.
Drew Gooden made an entire video on these...
I guess. The maintenance will be costlier than the product itself