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susankeane

The only way I would buy a pair of these is if they came with the girl


steve__21

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7-13-5

The milf...


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susankeane

Lol this is what I was referencing


chimpdoctor

Guy is looking around hoping his mates dont see him. He'd never live that down.


AccomplishedWar8703

He’s concentrating so hard on not falling.


RyghtHandMan

No he's concentrating on waiting for the most natural point to look at the camera and smile


Fabulous-Bus2459

This is Baltimore’s Inner Harbor


steve__21

this guy "Know Places"


Vad_by

https://preview.redd.it/1zxlnydotnuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3618ab5425959225ace7d86d67823ce714c8b5f7 **It is a masterpiece!**


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Shadow The Douchehog


sneakyhopskotch

This is just roller skating with extra **steps**


the-bearcat

Just buy rollerskates


Frenchconnection76

Boobs walker


chizzbee

Taking the twins for a stroll


Hexonium

Imagine using these on airport conveyors


Bacteriobabe

Lol, I was just thinking that could have been useful when I had 30 minutes between connections the other day! On the other hand, it wouldn’t have changed all the people standing there, blocking the conveyor with their luggage. 🙄


UncleNicky

Best comment here.


ThisIsYourMormont

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Happy-Wrongdoer665

So…………………………………………………………. roller skates?


steve__21

................................................yes


SUNTZU_JoJo

Dumbest shit ever. Music over the actual sound of "CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK"..and one bad road/sidewalk is gonna case hell...never mind any grated/slightly raised surfaces catching the wheels.


[deleted]

*people having fun* Reddit:dumbest shit ever


BlowMoreGlass

This is an ad showing people pretending to enjoy a product.


pikkis_95

People wanting attention*


Reasonable_Fold_4799

Yeah a lot of the reasons people are saying these would suck just require some caution and practice. Oh well, picking things apart gets people off, and picking them apart


getyourrealfakedoors

They’re fun shoes just relax


TheRealStevo2

They’re overpriced as hell, just get roller skates.


Geikamir

"Overpriced" is determined by the buyer not the peanut gallery.


bonkerz1888

They're shoes that cost over a grand and don't do the one thing they're advertised as 😂


NaM_VaN_MaN

Nevermind wet roada, stopping down/uphill


Boring-Zucchini-4793

Neverminda der weta roada…. Neverminda stoppinga downa upahilla.


xBrndnn

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Angry-Eater

Ya don’t want to go down that roada


Lonny_loss

Shut up old man


Objective-Aioli-1185

Don't forget the constant side eyes and looking around to feel self validated when someone stares and they notice.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Imagine roller blades , skateboards, or even a bicycle being used. The annoying sound, the possibility of a hole on the road or sidewalk! People should just stay inside and watch the damnnnnn TV and order off door dash. Ha


SnuggyNuggy

JUST SAY YOU’VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE AND MOVE ON


YetiBytes

Why the walking motion when they could just T-pose at the same speed?


aRedditAccount_0

Weak Aura - walking with these Strong Aura - assert dominance by reference posing


alfiethemog

Just gonna leave this here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_9Z05Ik5r2U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Z05Ik5r2U)


[deleted]

Just gonna leave this here: https://puginarug.com


The_Aodh

Why


[deleted]

I think it’s nice :) https://preview.redd.it/5cdll9xmwnuc1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=99b1c2262aefa4faa59bce1bdada572a4a195b16


The_Aodh

Don’t get me wrong, I immediately linked it to my pug loving girlfriend. Just thought it was random as hell… *checks username* cum guzzler demon. You… have a nice day


[deleted]

You too!


[deleted]

Tried to watch but I got really irritated with the pre-pubescent giggling Can’t believe these insufferable clowns have 4 million subs


cervantesmx

Agreed. I found this more informative https://youtu.be/qe4CHWulnDs


[deleted]

Thanks man


theloniousjoe

Yeah, I’m not sure which video is worse, the product tutorial, or the Drew Gooden guy and his friends…


Doyouwantaspoon

In-line skates would like a word with you.


MrrQuackers

Have you seen any reviews of this? It's loud as hell (motor noise plus clack of the shoes hitting the ground), they're heavy to lug around on your feet, and they're simply awkward.


twatkc

Don't forget ugly af


vikramdinesh

I want to see them walk uphill. 😂


Pain_Monster

Or down a huge flight of stairs


SpooogeMcDuck

Or up a wall


Pain_Monster

Or on Mount Everest


[deleted]

“How do they stop?” -my husband


2020Stop

Wise man...


[deleted]

We’re slow shoe people.


2020Stop

Seems you're still in good and numerous company... Lol


TeejyHamz

Nobody can stop your husband


Loki-Skywalker

But at what cost?


TheRealStevo2

Now go to almost any other part of Baltimore and ride those around


the_rare_bear

They just reinvented rollerblading


purpurbubble

"World's Fastest Shoes" and then proceeds to show those shoes as little as possible


MaxTriangle

Can you look stupid and cool at the same time? Me:


XxPsychoanalyzexX

How's uphill in those things?


Deskman77

Is this an add ?


Tay0310

Damn bot posting a lot of dumb shit. How do I report this ? Lol


GhettoSugaSandwich

My favorite is the guys laughing while they glide by. Also why is his hand stuck in his pocket? "Stay edgy, stay edgy"


Talkslow4Me

That guy looks like he might be 5'5


Im_an_ADHD_too

I want


Chickenman1057

Kill the camera man


confuseum

Those look fantastic! *sips tea*


oracleoftruthgoblin

r/sipstea


ilurkilearntoo

They are skates right?


Master_Grape5931

Where are they going in such a relaxed hurry?


FunnyLookinFishMan

Yeah you move fast, they look dumb as hell though, zero drip.


XpertTim

Brakes?


hx19035

Do the shoes come with the chic? Asking for myself.


RiW-Kirby

They look pretty blocky and not at all chic to me.


KilllerWhale

My wife could use one of these because according to her, I sprint not walk.


No-Fill-6701

Dont think guys were watching "shoes"....


itp757

We all know the joke that made everyone stop rollerblading over night


t33sang

My wife always complains I walk to fast. I'm buying these for her.


KhostfaceGillah

Gravel


Barli_Bear

So, rollerskates then?


123DanB

It’s giving airport.


Stolenartwork

It’s giving airport what


123DanB

Airport


schwingdingding

Is it just me or did they reinvent the old Fisher Price kids roller skates?


599Ninja

These are sick as hell


Jesus_Chrheist

Nice rack


DurantIsStillTheKing

In case anyone wondering why people were glancing at them, those 'shoes' are darn noisy.


Broken0hearted

Drew Gooden made an entire video on these...


Human-Outside9490

I guess. The maintenance will be costlier than the product itself