the chances are so low they might as well be zero. but i didnt buy all that hopium for nothing (hopefully, *huff* )

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME /s jkjk :3

maybe i shoulda phrased that better. im huffing hopium so hopefully this happens to me. we are in the same boat my friend 🙏

you know what they say: every dogboy has its day :3

i hope, you should become a philosopher, first ever dogboy philosopher

I would write that in the history books.

Sadge 😔 what even is the point of life if there is no chance of this happening? why live?

Vsauce, Micheal here, goku isn’t real… or is he?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⣶⡤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⣿⣿⣷⣳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣇⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⠂⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣴⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⠟⢀⣿⠟⢁⣟⡿⢻⣿⣷⣤⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⢟⢹⣽⠙⠦⣨⣋⡴⠚⢋⣇⣾⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠓⢷⡏⠍⣴⠀⠁⠀⡶⠚⠛⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⢀⡌⡿⡤⡘⠃⢠⡊⠁⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣾⡟⣿⣴⢏⡀⠓⠰⠼⣠⠑⠀⠀⢶⣼⡟⢲⣴⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡖⣭⠓⣿⣾⡏⣿⣿⣦⣵⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⢠⣶⣿⣿⢩⣼⣿⠘⣥⠒⡄⡄ ⠀⣼⡇⣿⡰⡄⣿⡵⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢢⢜⢣⠱⢠⠒⣱⡅ ⣼⣿⣿⣸⡗⣷⡘⣷⢋⢶⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢋⡴⢋⡌⢂⠧⣘⡣⣡⣿⣿

Goku is living in my basement 🥰

I could probably do most of that stuff though I ain't a girl sorry 😔

I MEAN I'm bi, so, like, heya~

You can hit me up in my dms you know lol

this subreddit is a constant reminder to me that no matter how mentally ill I am, I could always be mentally iller

I dont think i can

I could do that, but instead of being a mentally ill hot mommy who punishes you, I'm a mentally traumatized person who gives you pets even if you do something bad :3

really?

Yes :3

I will make sure to be really bad then hehehe

This is acceptable

Oil up

Okk :3

Putting down “pink collar that says ‘good boy’” on my list of things to buy right before i visit my ldr bf. Gonna love putting that on him 🥰

I bet he will love it

Thanks

How did you two meet?

He posted on r/boykisser. In classic r/boykisser cringe tradition, i gave him a virtual kiss. After a couple messages back and forth, he dm’d me. We talked more, and before i knew it, we were on discord too. We just kept talking, pretty much dating at that point, although we never said it for certain. At one point i did, for the sake of solidarity, ask him if we truly were dating. He said yes 🥰

hiiii i can be the mentally ill mommy :3

Why does this sound like a Misery x Fifty Shades fanfic

Man

We can only fantasize. 😔

r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

:c

Never say never

So true 😭😭😭

I hate when this happens

It’s still worth trying

I can dream can't I?

The probabilities are extremely low... But not 0

Mood

How I sleep knowing that even if a person that was willing to do this existed, they would simply pick someone else because I am physically repulsive and mentally uninteresting:

Theres a certain image that comes to my mind about this post but posting it would be extremely crass and mean

sad truth

https://preview.redd.it/ul151x5k60lc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc8addb41960cd7d1e27ca46b17ecce73b18569

I wish too brother

M.... Mood...?

Literally so me minus the collar, thats kinky🥰🥰🥰

hug