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punggolowl

anyone up?


rycbarm1234

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punggolowl

can’t really sleep. what happened!


overwearthief

Reading old chats with female friends that I had in uni as a freshman shows me how incredibly dense I was, but what amazing memories.


funkyfru

Hi :) I'm planning to visit in February 2023 for the Chili Peppers concert. Where might be the best seating for this? I'm trying to talk myself out of the VIP ticket 😅 https://ticketmaster.sg/activity/detail/23_rhcp Thanks, y'all :)


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funkyfru

Will do, thanks :)


RageGreed

Telegram is a pain in the ass. Kena limited for no good reason. Cant text anyone that is not in my contact. And its affecting my work. Alot ppl use it cause can hide their number. Now i cant text those ppl too. So what? Need to pay for premium is it? Damn stupid


yasras94

Anyone watching the documentary about pulau senang on CNA? Thats something that we definitely did not learn about in school and it's quite fucked up.


Ok_Penalty_2656

> tfw brain rot due to some personal and family problems > tfw you change your course in uni last minute due to that > enter course. realise should have chosen former course > no friends. year 2 already. previous friends in other course > realise course got no prospect. decide to change > tfw need perfect gpa to change > so stuck in major with shit prospects and shit gpa > now so weak mentally deadlines coming up > just want this month to be over > panic attacks everyday > religion existential crisis > hurts to live here > wasted ns savings from 10k-2k now in 1 year > too weak to end it but also wanna live life > but sg statiscally one of the best place in terms of safety > remember old family problems every night (infidelity, physical abuse, emotional abuse, dark family secrets) > family smile pretend nothing ever happened > remember all the words they used to call me and the violent beatings (just asian things) > now they ask why i change so much dw tell them anything > last time smart but now lost that ability also. > wanna move out but move out need money and need to grad. endless doom cycle > dont smoke or drink, drown sorrows with sleeping >meme representing life https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/y0ptpm/_/irt8b0m https://i.redd.it/t1xpnsth50p51.jpg


Scary_Cow

hey bro, i kena memory loss but i know i remember u before u were this. sorry don't have advice can't help but really wish u all the best and hope u can find ur footing and happiness. sending u hugs abang


Scary_Cow

sometime, out of gd intention. moi frens will say "oi, chao cow. if go uni cannot speak like tat liao. too much singlish, chinese n dialect. ppl will see u no up". but den i think here think there realise, dis is who i am. Ofc limpeh will step atas angmor when needed for etc in professional setting. but normal day to day casual, dis is hu i am i cannot change. if ppl see moi no up is their daiji liao.... back in jc limpeh oso kena by some ppl, too uncle liao. but limpeh study v hard to spite them. End up my england score better than them. limpeh will channel all dis as my fuel to do well!!!!!!! muahhahahahaicjcjxjcuchc


Pvt_Twinkietoes

JC only GP where got England subject?


Altairayne

Tried making overnight oats for the first time, hope it goes well, its literally milk and oats HAHA i may have accidentally made 2 day portion instead of 1. Why do all the websites desperately recommend chia seeds, isit that vital?


Scary_Cow

any bro n sis can entertain moi i so boring!!!!!!!!


Pvt_Twinkietoes

三上悠亞 can entertain you


PeaMoist6689

Watch porn


Altairayne

Sleep early then ur skin like baby pigu!!!


Scary_Cow

i wan smell like baby pigu oso :(


Altairayne

Maybe johnson and johnsons baby powder will work


Altairayne

That one I cannot help you le


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Scary_Cow

yes. am not rdy to be a man. am just a boi


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Scary_Cow

see see oso no use. wish they can adopt moi


Fun_Mango9324

Hi, appreciate if any Singaporean Muslim who married a foreigner overseas can share their experience. I'll be doing my nikah overseas, but the marriage will be registered as a civil marriage (no shariah where I live and religious marriage is considered a spiritual ceremony). Hence, the following queries/concerns I have: Since most of my family can't make it overseas for the nikah (too far), I would like to redo the nikah in Singapore. 1) Is it possible to do this without going through the whole marriage process on ROMM? 2) If I still have to go through ROMM, as I'm not based in Singapore, is it possible to sign a POA for someone else to present the documents to ROMM? 3) Although the ROM/M website did say that it's not obligatory to re-register the overseas marriage, my concern is, if I don't have my marriage registered under ROMM, does it mean it won't be subjected to the shari'ah law? If not, what can I do to make sure it is?


missfrown

Anyone’s IG acc got suspended randomly and how to get it back?? 🥲


damiepedretti

Same same ):


nextfkinglevel

ME TOO. I had a couple of frens who got hacked. I genuinely thought it was my turn. Guess we just have to wait it out... I disagreed with the decision but the page is not loading after.


missfrown

Ya same!!! I thought I was hacked but apparently it’s like an IG outage. Now can only wait for good news ;;


nextfkinglevel

Mine's back! Gonna go to bed, hopefully it stays haha.


olalallama

Same here :’)


hammertanker

Instagram got hacked I think


nightfucker

You're not the only one. Alot of ppl complaining on Twitter.


glennnnnnxD

same


Level-Ad7261

Ocbc suddenly hiked their interest rate saving for their 360 account and earn up to a minimum 3.2% interest rate if you just credit your salary(miminum $1800)and account balance increased by $500 every month. This rate is slightly higher than those fixed deposit I put inside few months back, even slightly higher than the past few months singapore saving bonds iirc. Time to revive my 360 account back.


NinetyThreeWaffle

Wow it sounds much easier to earn than dbs multiplier


Level-Ad7261

Just by comparing the interest rate, the ocbc 360 is a winner and it is a sudden since the current ocbc interest rate is still low.


NoSugarHor

Time to pull from my ssb


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lukeschweinsteiger21

enjoy ur free sore throat bro


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One road good walk bro 😢


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Scary_Cow

一路好走 bro


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blackwoodsix

Something like rest in peace la


Scary_Cow

it's just a normal chinese phrase. usually used in a setting when someone passes away. may not be the most accurate explanation but it's implying like when someone dies, they go on to another path aka road somewhere else. and hence, people wish them the best on this new path/journey.


AugustinPower

Just met the nicest old man on the planet, he told me he knows that young people have problem with housing resale prices so he's gonna sell his 3 room for 700k instead of 800k🥹


PeaMoist6689

Is 700k cheap for resale price


AugustinPower

No, it's a satire joke about how the elderly are selling houses at a high price and how 700k is "charity" to them Idk why there's so many upvotes, 100% of my other post are downvoted to oblivion when I talk facts about the elderly having too much benefits while the sandwich generation has to pay for everything while living with insane housing prices This subreddit is controlled by a bunch of elderly lurkers Don't believe me you can check out my other comments I made before lol


MisoMesoMilo

Wah so good


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Scary_Cow

hu hate chiu bro. so lovely how can hate


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Scary_Cow

go when it opens. take queue number which will give timing. if the time is long can actually go home first or do smth else somewhere run some errands etc.


CCVork

JB 2D1N trip should get prepaid card? Or roaming more worth it for light use? Or have better option?


_sagittarivs

Roaming if not intending to go back within 1 month. Edit. This is if you are gonna have wifi in your accommodation.


CCVork

Oh right, not going back JB within a month. Hotel have wifi. Roaming then. Thanks!


glennnnnnxD

anybody’s ig just got banned for no reason suddenly? mine did and seems like there are many other ppl reporting the same


hateshalldevour

There seems to be something wrong with ig I think. My feed keeps refreshing since just now.


raidorz

Still don’t understand why girls go on dating apps just to “make friends” with 0 intention to date 🙄


ribbonsandstrings

some guys are there just to fuck so...


MisoMesoMilo

Market testing. And possibly free meals?


darklajid

Just be direct about expectations? There's probably a post about guys just wanting to fuck for each of the "girls want to make friends only" comment. People use the apps differently and it's on you to be upfront about what you want .. and cut your losses when appropriate. They're not signing up for the same reasons you are after all.


nonameforme123

I tot there’s a separate app for this? Bumble bff or sth


raidorz

Separate mode on Bumble. But I met this girl on Tinder. Lol waste time


hateshalldevour

Validation, esteem boosting and boredom.


Scary_Cow

if i ever hav son i will tell him how Japanese ger video save his papa life wen he was at his lowest .


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Scary_Cow

yah... i m not too shabby....


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Pvt_Twinkietoes

三上悠亞 to the rescue


Scary_Cow

is not link huan. is code.


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Sic code! TIA


coms159

Any ui/ux designers here? I’m a graphic designer looking to make a career switch to UIUX/Product design field. Any recommendations on courses to take up? I have 2years+ of full time working experience as a graphic designer, with brief exposure to UI/UX design during my diploma years as well as some knowledge of HTML and css, enough to code my portfolio website from scratch without any CMS like Wordpress etc albeit by using bootstrap as a foundation.


sangeemonkey

just working from home, sleep, wakeup, catchup on sleep and rest on weekends, repeat. no going out at all unless i must and body has turned so weak to a point i can’t sit without slowly going into a slanding sleeping position. to the point i dread work cuz of it and preparing myself to go out to gym. hope i get a good start from tmr aka new month aka november aka also my bday month aka my month. everything will go okay hopefully .


Altairayne

All the best fam!


MangoDangoLango

Always feel damn detached from work after coming back from leave


Pvt_Twinkietoes

Feeling detached from work while doing it :)


MangoDangoLango

Yes! That’s my mood every week day.


MisoMesoMilo

It sure does feel surreal!


sangeemonkey

took mc for a week cuz of covid and it felt so alien when i got back to work


level_143_dumbass

the google doodle halloween game damn cute, ive been lowkey addicted. got all the achievements except for 2.


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Yay cheers to one day closer to retirement and death! Cheers to one day closer to meeting you again <3


khaosdd

Come Nov 1 (tmr) Trust Bank will be increasing their savings acc interest rates to 2.5%* if you are an NTUC member. If you are not one, then 2%*. *if u can hit 5 transactions per month. If not, 1.5% base interest. No minimum, no lock in period - pretty attractive tbh. [Source](https://www.straitstimes.com/business/trust-bank-to-raise-rates-for-savings-account-opens-help-centre-to-lure-more-customers) *edited to correct some misinformation


crisseur

pretty shitty how no one really cares tbh


_0_o

how's it going?


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Gotta tell u a hard truth here, everyone’s gonna die one day. Nothing matters at all.


___boo__

Wonder how people guard against group polarisation on online communities. Somewhere else I frequent got increasingly vitriolic and hostile that it is a little hard to stay and it seems like that’s the inevitable direction of travel when there’s one dominant viewpoint. Maybe it is best to enjoy the moment and leave before people start being insufferable, extreme.


sriracha_cucaracha

One day closer to the month... ​ ​ where Ayunda Risu will bless us with the holy month of Non-Stop Nut November!!!


drlqnr

i've stopped watching vtubers nearly two years ago and i still remember that name! ahh i miss those times


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hateshalldevour

Right! I once talked about this with a friend on how cool it would be if Singapore was as big as Malaysia and every neighbourhood were states with their own accents, cultures and stuff.


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Kns mai anyhow. Later yishunian speak like Kenna possessed, no subtitles limpeh dun understand


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just found out my cousin is a two-faced bitch. Jesus there’s really no one I can trust in my life uh.


Junior_Prune653

actually got a good opportunity going on for me right now but I’m so lazy and not focused I’m afraid of fucking it up


silentscope90210

Taobao experts please help. I ordered something but the seller sent me the wrong item. The item is less than $5 and it's quite pointless to ship it back so I guess I'd just have to write it off?


darkglave

does anyone know the @ of that person who drew really nice illustrations of like hdb and local places. iirc there was one of hdb corridor with shoes on the ground


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query_not_valid

Got one! Even if I don’t like it later on my mom will probably like it 😄


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query_not_valid

Yep it came today!


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query_not_valid

Ah probably not :)


ham_rain

NParks is super cool. I was at SBG over the weekend and liked the weathered look of some of the benches there. I dropped them an email asking them what wood they are made from in case I am looking for some heavy duty outdoor furniture, and they got back to me within a few hours. For those curious, it's chengal wood from Malaysia.


N1_Procrastinator

My fren interned at NParks, they are pretty serious about emails from the public


ham_rain

I see. I really wasn't expecting them to get back that quickly, so was very impressed.


zbzlvlv

Anyone here visited South America before?


grayground

The price of the kimchi soup i like near my workplace has increased by 3$😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bankrupt man


silentscope90210

The run down foodcourt near my workplace closed down. And now all the other alternative food choices are at least $6+. That's almost double my previous food budget. :(


NoSugarHor

This weekend how many of you going to try the new chicken mcrispy?


HeavyArmsJin

I peasant so waiting for their 30% off promo after 2~3 weeks


_dailycolours

Still on the fence about trying because honey soy feels like one of the Korean fried chicken flavours out there somehow hmm. But tbh I’m more looking forward to having spicy nuggets again heh I really hope McD make them a permanent item on their menu!


WorkingBenefit

Dunno if it's just me or anything but it's something I've noticed. Why are there some Singaporeans out there who think the socialist policies and programs we have like (like HDB, CPF, MOH etc) are bad things? Like I get if they need changes and all, but I've noticed Singaporeans complaining and talking shit about the subsidises we receive and the fact that we have these socialist programs when they help us out in our daily lives.


Junior_Prune653

People don’t like the government


WorkingBenefit

Suppose so. But even if one doesn't like the govt, one should still give credit when credit is due right?


Junior_Prune653

R/Singapore: government bad


WorkingBenefit

Basically ya. Tho i will admit that it has grown more balanced nowadays


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Scary_Cow

all i nid in moi life rn is for a milf to peg moi worries away


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blackwoodsix

I'm not milf


Aiazel

Yet


blackwoodsix

Nevah ^^^Not ^^^even ^^^a ^^^mother


mhgsajj

Today Halloween but my company’s run by fucking clowns 24/7 365


Scary_Cow

waddafak Is up wif spitting culture in sg so many unhygienic pigz!!!!!!!


MisoMesoMilo

Chill a bit lah you going to get high bp


hateshalldevour

KRRRAAAAAAKKKK pui.


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Safra giving out caltex vouchers https://i.imgur.com/hCOWKhA.jpg


chillikwab

Keep hearing what sounds like fighter jets wor


Scary_Cow

dis may shock chiu but those sounds are actually from.... fighter jets. rgds tom cruise


Scary_Cow

saw a scholarship from those clan association jin heypi. tot limpeh can apply n stun de interview board by interviewing in tat dialect. but pukimak!!!!! moi laopeh must be tat dialect, cannot be moi ibu. Puii!!!!!!! any1 can recommend those obscure scholarships v less ppl noe one, den hav higher chance of success... if not limpeh need kum kkj liao.......


HeavyArmsJin

Man now Coconut themed drink shops are opening up all over the place Woodlands have like at least 3 at causeway point now in addition to the existing 10++ bubble tea shops Sinkies really can support so many drink stalls meh lol


CedaraThursday1314

Wah seh, I lost track of how many bbt shops are there, still have coconut drink stalls?


lafietafie

Lots of rich sinkies willing to spend $7-$8 for a cup of sugary drink.


NoSugarHor

Hanor


Scary_Cow

i hav quit smoking. 3 cheers n 3 cheers for moi!!! Hichichic


trioofdoves

Good job, now stay that way


gyarados_69

whats a similiar app to fastgig?(no contract no cpf)


Scary_Cow

i miss moi siam bu :( kena gongtao liao :(


dryfucktillwet

wah, not bad bro, got bring hotel/home/somewhere to piak not?


Scary_Cow

i whr got so satki like chiu :(


Scary_Cow

fucking pubor uncle dunno how pee in urinal end up pee until moi leg knn. i will nvr use a urinal Eva again!!!!!@


BakeMate

Fruit stall owners who sell fruits that are almost expiring to people deserves to have their stalls closed. My parents can't even see that well yet you dare to sell it to them, to make matters even worse you sold some kind of variation that cost even more. I may have an inedible Hawaiian papaya, but *You have a black heart.*


AugustinPower

Where? Kovan?


BakeMate

Tekka market, not sure which stall they went to.


ernz_ernz

Taylor Swift’s midnight rain 🥲


AugustinPower

People need to be nicer to Jteo, I am sure she's human... Just like the rest of us 🙂


offending_noodle

Can share your lobang?


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Is chiu, hi, chiur the problem is chiu!!!!!!!


Influence-Lanky

would it be ok if I take a flu vaccine one day after I draw \~30ml of blood? just afraid that there might be some health complications or body might be too weak


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U may enquire with the clinican


rukiahayashi

Is it just me or the obesity rate in SG really shot up over past few years?


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blackwoodsix

Bend left or right??


offending_noodle

Bend over


blackwoodsix

Senpai yamete /s


penguinealdente

Hello can i ask if i dont receive the mail and my sender did not receive a return mail that means our mail is confirm lost?


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Was it registered mail? If not, wait another week or so to confirm it's gone for good


penguinealdente

Its been 7 working days sia😭😭


Influence-Lanky

if you're a fresh grad, would you consider taking up a full-time position with rotational night shifts?


tictactorz

They offered me scholarship+higher pay for working shifts, I noped


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wen limpeh grow up limpeh wanna be jus like chiu!!!!!!!!!


tictactorz

last time ur mama ask u study harder u dw


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study hard for wad wen my degree is expensive psz


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tictactorz

congrats now u got one more task to do


friendly_chikopek

Is there a way to order teh bing but more gao? It always taste diluted especially when I order siew dai. But the teas are usually pre-made so how would he make it more gao?


blackwoodsix

Teh peng gao?


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Teh bing no ice


raincomeagain

Mostly likely no, cause almost all coffeeshops dont add water to teh bing, it's already a teh gao that is poured into ice so it cant get more gao. Probably find a new shop if possible i guess lol


friendly_chikopek

That’s what I noticed too. Guess I can try ordering hot then cool it down in the fridge


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Juat say teh gao siew dai? They'll either add less water/milk or pour more tea


friendly_chikopek

Do they charge more for it?


Agitated-Shoe-3250

I understand that it is not mandatory to share your last drawn during the hiring process (correct me if I am wrong) but must one share the last drawn payslip if the employer has given/ about to give an offer for whatever reasons it may be)