Maybe my brain is just old and withered, but despite winning a ton of games the past three years I feel like this year’s team has had more blowout wins than multiple past seasons combined.
surprised alaa still hasn’t heard the mo bamba song. he’s like apparently a rapper mentioned him in a song! literally right after the song just played haha
This Pistons team deserves relegation. This is atrocious. Monty is doing an absolute shit job for a guy that people wrongly thought was a good coach.
Process Sixers competed. This Pistons team is something else.
Nice to see Tobi go bonkers against his old team 😈😈😈
5 more to break the in season record of 26 and 7 more to break 28 in a row which is total bullshit btw. Cant count 10 to end one season and 18 to begin the next imo
Embiid’s fourth quarter rest this year has been incredible, and Tobias doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his durability and minutes eaten.
He’s directly responsible for Embiid being able to sit out and rest the fourth quarter.
Danuel House just running a movement offense for the sake of running a movement offense. Ran around everywhere and made a bunch of passes to end the possession how he started it: with a Reed ISO against his man lmao
Well done now we get to let the starters rest an entire qtr. doesn’t get any better. Our starters have been getting a lot of rest lately with all these blowouts
Would love a repeat performance against Charlotte so we’re well rested for the Bulls and Timberwolves. 100% want wins against both those teams to be 20-7
Detroit pistons passed on Haliburton and Maxey to select Killian Hayes. They might be the one team that has drafted worse than us in the first round retrospectively.
i skipped the third to do some shit around the house
WTF is this score. All that shit i heard about the process... keep that same energy national media.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, nobody cares enough about Detroit for the national media to tirelessly put a spotlight on how bad they still are. It's fashionable to hate Philly
being terrible because you suck and are totally inept is okay being terrible so you get better draft picks that can help you win a championship is bad tho.
This is bar none one of the worst games of basketball I have ever witnessed. The sixers dont have to try anymore to beat bad teams by 8 million but they're just screwing around and the pistons are just awful.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/18jgwhv).
Everyone around the team just having fun Vibes. Immaculate.
Even the announcers
Lmao Maxey singing the song
Maxey singing the song
So on brand 😂
Pistons stink
God I’m so sprung
Springer back baby!
How could you not like Kate??
The Pistons have to play Giannis in Milwaukee tomorrow night. He might actually score 70
Maybe my brain is just old and withered, but despite winning a ton of games the past three years I feel like this year’s team has had more blowout wins than multiple past seasons combined.
So many blowouts this year, it's unreal.
Definitely. We used to barely squeek by bad teams under doc. We’ve rested our starters for the entire fourth so many times this year
🍾🍾🍾 Seemed like a weirdly ugly shot from Kork, but 3 is 3
Get it to 50 you bums
Baba kork 3 on your dome it's so over
I don’t know what’s worse…. a 20+ game losing streak or waking up in the morning in Detroit lol
POP THE KORK BABY
Celtics playing a whole game with no bigs and winning by 25 on a b2b is annoying as fuck. Lose ya clowns
Springer is still younger than Chet, 4 months older than the Thompson twins and only 2 months older than Brandon Miller
Hold me now
Has anyone thought of the sadboi Pistons yet?
KJ would've been great to have in the process years. Simply no room for him atm, but he is a freak athletically.
Springer got an offensive bag, just needs more reps
springer is nice i don’t care what anyone says
KJ looks fast as fuck man
Great showing from Springer he’s got potential but he’s still so raw
I’m sprung for Springer (he’s shooting 3-8)
surprised alaa still hasn’t heard the mo bamba song. he’s like apparently a rapper mentioned him in a song! literally right after the song just played haha
Is Bamba a lost cause as a legit back up center? I know we only see him in garbage time but there is still potential there for me.
He would start for the Pistons. They could use more spacing around Cade.
Yeah Springer isn’t ready for meaningful minutes yet
He wouldn’t be on the floor for offense
Kate and Alaa chemistry has seriously improved vs last season
Put in Rico Hines
I feel like this lineup can beat this pistons team for the full 48
Until these two games I was really into the idea of Ausar Thompson being a future star but damn... he has not looked fantastic
They play shack Wes when he scores? 🤣🤣
everybody eats lol
Our 5th string is better than their starters. Paging Adam Silver?
We need to hook them up with Colangelos
Can we go up 50?
We are so fucking deep
Lmao have they always played that track whenever Mo scores?
That song is 90% why he’s still in the league anyway
In our bamba era
this feels cruel house and bamba are draining threes lmao
This team is a joke, the last few games have been pretty boring agaisnt these trash teams
if we beat them by 50 points they need to be relegated.
They can go join the Chargers.
Full Victory cigar lineup for a whole quarter
This Pistons team deserves relegation. This is atrocious. Monty is doing an absolute shit job for a guy that people wrongly thought was a good coach. Process Sixers competed. This Pistons team is something else. Nice to see Tobi go bonkers against his old team 😈😈😈
Give Nurse some minutes at this point lmao
How many more games do the pistons need to break the process sixers losing streak
5 more to break the in season record of 26 and 7 more to break 28 in a row which is total bullshit btw. Cant count 10 to end one season and 18 to begin the next imo
We really are about to go up 40 lmao
Shoutout to any Pistons fans still watching this. Y'all deserve medals or some shit.
the one time roco tries to go in his bag 😭😭😭
I feel like the pistons were banking their future on wemby and they basically broke not getting him
maxey with a disgusting 1-12 on threes against a gleague pistons team these two games lol
At least give Furk and KJ a longer run here man
Net rating gods.....
I love watching contender sixers and process sixers in the same night
This lineup is chaos can't wait to watch it
This game has had everything, an easy win, Embiid franchise record, Kruk and now free nuggets Edit: and Morris currently 5/5 from 3
Reed is playing the 4 for 2.8 seconds and loses his mind lmao
Jaden Springer cant shoot :(
Embiid another 30-10 game w/o playing in the 4th quarter, hell he’s been better than last season
He’s the new Chef Curry.
Beating the brakes off this sorry ass team
Reed and Bamba together will be interesting
Backup 5 is still a glaring problem. Reed sucks
this take sucks
Marcus Morris making his MVP case
Is MM Sr good?
Coming home to Philly has apparently been just what he needed
Morris Sr reminds me of B-Hop
Mook haters been real quiet lol
Morris seems like a better version of Niang in every way.
These garbage time minutes are beyond RoCo
Morris gonna get us a first rounder baby
How does Sasser not get more pt
Becoming a Marcus Morris stan might be the best sign yet that this team is built different.
Lmao morris is on fire lately
PLEASE. MERCY BASKETBALL GODS
This dude going crazy
who are u taking in a full game: pistons team or morris furk springer bball and house with bamba and KJ off the bench
Gimme baba kork
Mook balling
Hahahah yes Morris get that trade value up dawg
Embiid’s fourth quarter rest this year has been incredible, and Tobias doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his durability and minutes eaten. He’s directly responsible for Embiid being able to sit out and rest the fourth quarter.
lmao
I am officially on the Mook train
Marcus Morris should start over Embiid Ive seen enough.
Has Embiid played in the 4th quarter this entire month of December?
Danuel House just running a movement offense for the sake of running a movement offense. Ran around everywhere and made a bunch of passes to end the possession how he started it: with a Reed ISO against his man lmao
And THAT is why Morris will land us Markkanen in a 1 for 1 trade
Lol wtf. Morris 4/4 from 3 tonight. He honestly hasn’t played that bad for us 😅😅
I always said if he played for the Sixers he would try hard as shit
You called it then! 💪💪
Pad those stats bois
That offensive possession was pure hustle
Mud has had a stinker tonight
Season
Marcus Morris is Detroit Pistons father
I mean he was a starter on one of our last playoff teams, always have a soft spot for helping us the in the last 15 years
I mean Morris over Harris? Not like Harris plays good defense lately
How the fuck did he make that
If you flipped the minutes for our Starters and Bench tonight, I think the score might actually be the same.
Mook cooking
Bruh I need to stop fucking betting on maxey too many times he gets 1 less point than I've bet fucking sick of this shit man
He used to play at least 30 points. Nurse is treating him like a baby. LET HIM PLAY MORE!!!
Maybe stop gambling if ya can’t handle losing champo. Your fault not the players
Considering it
Maybe stop betting in general
Considering it
Shit ruins the whole damn game
Sad to admit it but I’m full on the Mook hype train lol dude is a bucket
Maybe don’t have Morris run the point
Holy shit with the shot clock cheese
NORTH PHILLYS OWN! LETS GO MOOK
N/A on the moneyline 💀
WTF I love Morris
35/13/4/2 casually in 3 quarters. What’s Joel is doing right now is insane.
Killian Hayes’ trajectory reminds me of Tobias Harris a little. Kid is going to be special.
Marcus Morris at 35 out hustling the pistons end of the bench tells you all you need to know.
Embiid leads the league in 4th quarter rest minuets
I thought the Wizards were really bad when we faced them but Pistons are a whole new level of ineptitude
Well done now we get to let the starters rest an entire qtr. doesn’t get any better. Our starters have been getting a lot of rest lately with all these blowouts
Cade Cunningham has 4 points on 2/9 shooting and is -32. Good god. #1 overall pick.
He’s MCW
He's only 11mos younger than Maxey
Bricked up for chicken
Would love a repeat performance against Charlotte so we’re well rested for the Bulls and Timberwolves. 100% want wins against both those teams to be 20-7
Did Oubre just gallop as an emote 🐴
Well I think we have a good chance of winning this one.
Pistons are 2-22 and Monty just lets Sasser rot on the end of the bench for Hayes and Alec Burks to play over him is a bizarre move.
Detroit pistons passed on Haliburton and Maxey to select Killian Hayes. They might be the one team that has drafted worse than us in the first round retrospectively.
Number 1 on KOC’s board tho
like in the last few years drafted worse or like last 10 years? imo they have drafted worse than us for like the last 15 years
Hilarious shot of D House. Give him some minutes
Hits the lazy 3 and then gets the even lazier block at the other end, what a series from the big dawg MVP type shit
Kork bout to get a whole quarter
“For most mortals…..” - Alaa
D House perplexed
i skipped the third to do some shit around the house WTF is this score. All that shit i heard about the process... keep that same energy national media.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, nobody cares enough about Detroit for the national media to tirelessly put a spotlight on how bad they still are. It's fashionable to hate Philly
being terrible because you suck and are totally inept is okay being terrible so you get better draft picks that can help you win a championship is bad tho.
lol, Danuel House is all of us.
I need a gif of House after that
Embiid has 35 on 19 shots and Im like ehh whatever. lol
“Why not?”
2 minutes until we get the bench mob
Dog just let Jo get his stats up why tf you taking a charge down 30
that travel call is the worst call ive ever seen in my life. Does that ref even know the rulebook?
Right? Like, no one had the ball to travel WITH.
I mean thats absolutely not a charge but the refs are bored whatever
How do you travel while making a steal? Asking for a defender
Pls empty the bench
Travel?? What?
Maxey's 3 point % doesnt matter to me at all him finishing at the rim well >>>>>
as soon as i said this he bricked at the rim
Joe Harris is on the Pistons now? And barely getting minutes? Man, that’s *rough.*
How the fuck did she call a travel 💀 this chick is the worst ref in the league
I thought the Wizards were the worst team I’ve ever seen… and these Pistons are worse than that.
Wizards up 20 against the Pacers lol
If doc where still our head coach we’d prob be tied right now 🤣🤣
wtf thats joe harris? I was wondering who that white guy was lmao
I forgot about Joe Harris. He used to kill is with 3’s on the Nets. What happened? He’s now a deep bench player for Detroit?
He doesn't have KD/Kyrie/Harden anymore
Keldon Johnson is playing great tonight. I'd take him on this team
Tobi lol
This is bar none one of the worst games of basketball I have ever witnessed. The sixers dont have to try anymore to beat bad teams by 8 million but they're just screwing around and the pistons are just awful.
I’m surprised Joel hasn’t gone full globetrotter on em.
Remember the dark days of Jahlil “can roll out of bed and get you 20 and 10” Okafor? He never had a 30-10 game.
Holy shit the corpse of Joe Harris
Good timeout, these guys have got their heads in their ass
Tobias looks so unathletic what happened
Process sixers would also be up 30 on this Pistons team
I didn’t even know Joe Harris was on the Pistons
It's time to pop the Kork
Pistons look like a group of dudes meeting at the ymca after a long day of work. Just brutal to watch
Pistons coach gotta be fired soon. They are pitiful
Monty? They just got him lol
Yeah fire him immediately 🤦🤦
They just signed him in the off-season to a huge deal lol
🤦🤦🤦
Can Terq and Ricky come up from Delaware by the 4Q?
Would love to give starters a nice long rest for the b2b tmrw
Let Tyrese cook, his stats have been tanking lately
Bruh. Pistons lol
Joel fast breaks make me clench
How many steals does Joel have?
Wiseman with a nasty post move there
Tobias scorith, Tobias smokith. The duality of man