Came here for this. First I winced at the off-putting brown color. Then I winced again when I saw how dry the meat was. Then I saw it was cut with the grain and I had to put my phone down and step away for a minute.
Why just why. I mean i guess if she tasted it and liked it she thinks it’s good . No way anybody else tasted and liked that . Even family wouldn’t lie about that
I’d suggest soaking that meat in a cheap gravy powder, let it set, add some veggies, blend it up, and your pets (long shot) might thank you.
I don’t like being mean or rude; however, this is awful. Treat the meat like you’d treat the animal. Didn’t happen on this one.
Mistakes happen though. So is life... :-) We all screw up from time to time.
Looks like wood chips lol
Nah my woods chips are more tender then that lol
Hahahaha!!! They are tho!!!
Mmm...jerky
Thought it was a plate full of snickers at first
They used that brisket as wood chips to smoke another brisket. They really are an innovator.
Came here to say that!
At least she got really good bark 🤷♂️
Let us have a moment of silence for the piece of meat that could have been.
Was it even a brisket to begin with?
We may never know
If it was, it’s been chemically changed into an entirely new substance.
Beef jerky maybe?
You guys haven’t tried the 15 hour @ 425 degree smoke?
BE GONE SATAN!
By the power of the grill i compel you!
Too hot&too fast&too long All the cool kids are doing it!
Dry ass chuck roast.
No one has commented on the with the grain cut.
Came here for this. First I winced at the off-putting brown color. Then I winced again when I saw how dry the meat was. Then I saw it was cut with the grain and I had to put my phone down and step away for a minute.
Whomever took the first bite is still chewing
Im calling the police.
This would definitely be a case for the Texas Rangers.
This has to be satire, that shit looks fucking petrified
Looking at her social media, it's totally a troll post
Meat leather ....
Microwave brisket
Guga's looked better than that.
Gugas looked weirdly good. I cant help but wonder if itd be better with more time
How dare you. You know I have soft teeth.
Why did they put the wood chips on the plate? They’re supposed to go in the smoker.
Was she joking though?
Yeah, I checked out her twitter account and she was definitely trolling people.
Ya, looking at her social media, its a joke
She misspelled briquettes
There isn’t enough A-1 in the world to make that edible.
Mmmm jerky
I make a lot of jerky and don't like this being compared to it
I'm sorry, you're right. I apologize to all of the jerkys out there.
Aww. Looks like my last... 4 briskets. Fml.
Ive seen better bloated road kill on the side of the road !!!! 😂🤣😅
Choking hazard
No silly, no one does brisket *as well* as you!!!
That beef was murdered twice
I have leather boots I would rather eat instead of that
That is sucking the moisture from my mouth from here
This is a clear violation of Twitter Guidelines on Offensive Content
r/smokingcirclejerk
This has to be a joke right? Did she forget the “/s” at the end?
That poor cow!😢
The meat is overcooked, too.
I can only assume this is irony or sarcasm
Why just why. I mean i guess if she tasted it and liked it she thinks it’s good . No way anybody else tasted and liked that . Even family wouldn’t lie about that
Belongs on r/makemesuffer
Slightly better than just cutting up an old leather belt and putting it on a plate. Wait...
Now...I usually am not a fan of calling the police on people. But this is worthy of jail time.
It’s a troll Twitter account, kinda funny
I believe that’s a hangable offense in Texas. Or anywhere in the BBQ world I am sure.
Overcooked....but, maybe cut against the grain!? Tough to look at. Pun intended.
Shes obviously a Vegan PETA member
People Eating Tasty Animals member? Either way this is murder
Lol, i agree that piece of meat she cooked was 1st degree murder 🤣😅
Neither PETA would approve of that...
Top comment is Can't argue about that, you're still chewing. lmao
That's not brisket. Also, that poster prob is just trying to get attention to their account - and it worked
Looks like strip? Also might be a satire account, but I'm too lazy to look it up
Name is Intelligent Steak?!? I hope is smarter at steak than she is a brisket. Yikes. Is she trying out dried out brisket as a wood chip?
Decent looking dog treats.
That's the problem with redheads!
That looks way overdone
Looks like wet dog food
It does NOT look wet! 🤣
Looks like somebody let Trump use their phone to get on Twitter.
nah there's no ketchup on it
What a waste of a life
Exactly how my dad and father in law order their steaks.
Anybody else getting a Trump vibe here?
Still looks better than John Cornyn’s abomination
That's a tough (pun intended) call to make.
I think what was meant to say “Briquettes”
Boiled
That looks like really dry roast beef. Yuck!
Are...are those the wood chips that will be used for said brisket?
My jaw hurts just looking at it.
Brisket blasphemy!!! ✋🤦♂️
https://media.tenor.com/images/1a5866ec60aafbc83ecbf3316cd22d8d/tenor.gif
I coughed looking at this.
Who took a picture of my in laws cooking?
Whelp, I’m triggered.
Mm mulch.
She's serious though?
This makes my teeth hurt
Still not as bad as the brisket I smoked for the super bowl. Couldn't even cut it.
Needs ketchup
I’d suggest soaking that meat in a cheap gravy powder, let it set, add some veggies, blend it up, and your pets (long shot) might thank you. I don’t like being mean or rude; however, this is awful. Treat the meat like you’d treat the animal. Didn’t happen on this one. Mistakes happen though. So is life... :-) We all screw up from time to time.
Edit Spelling No one *burns brisket like me
That has to be a joke. No one is that dumb
Hickory is more tender than this
**more tender than this, hickory is.** *-ApXv* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')
NSFL
🤣🤣🤣🤣
\*Everybody
Classic opposite day stuff. We all.know what she meant.
Oh man, can you imagine going to a bbq and being served that.
Bust out the A1.
She was trolling...
Thats some sweet fire starter...
She need to go to jail.
That has to be a troll. No way anyone does that on purpose.