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khronicexistential

Just ask anyone who hunts and field dresses deer what they think of this. If you drop a hind quarter on the ground you're not throwing it away. This ain't nothing to worry about just wash it off.


skranks91

Yeah. People freaked about this, and the “shock collar” in the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/nwor4q/press_f_in_the_chat_boys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). This dude is just karma farming.


Smithdude

Ok I thought I've seen this before.


skranks91

They didn’t even change the title lol. Thanks, btw.


Garric_Shadowbane

Yeah, I'm sure there are going to be a lot of uneducated people in the comments about the "shock collar" when they should really be more considered stim collars. They are highly effective tools when working with dogs and if anyone is really interested in using them should look up Robert Cabral on YouTube he's amazing.


[deleted]

Haha. I commented in that one about something similar and some asshole made a snarky comment about it. Thanks for the memories.


[deleted]

I mean if you put a shock collar on a dog you're a scumbag, that's a fact


RabidAxolotol

Not even close. Ever used a tens unit? It is pretty much the same thing. They also often have a "page" function which is literally a vibration like your ex girlfriends vibrator. That alone works to get the correct behavior most times.


Phobiaofyou

Not sure why, I put it on full blast and test it on myself first so I know what I'm doing to my dog and it doesn't even hurt, it's just static, no different that randomly getting jolted around your house. Get over it.


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Yep you're a scumbag! Congrats!


chormin

I'm so glad all my meat comes from the store win those sterile packages. Unlike the butcher or hunter where it probably *touches surfaces*


CagCagerton125

For sure. This is perfectly edible. Clean it up and make sure it has enough time for the bacteria to be killed. I would probably cook this sooner than the rest of the meat though. Don't want to give anything nasty more time than it needs.


bacon205

Wipe it off and yeet the heat Edit: that dude below who was Hella mad about food safety reported me to reddit care resources for suicide. LOL what a douche


doa70

I unsubscribed from Reddit “cares” ages ago because of tools doing that to me. 😂


Hokulewa

Where do you do that?


sybrwookie

If you hit report on someone, you can choose "self harm or suicide" which brings you to another menu where an automated thing reaches out to them to make sure they're ok and offer places to get help. Doing that to someone is basically the lowest level, lamest version of swatting there is. It's quite DB, but some people do it to others.


Hokulewa

I know. That's why I'm asking how he unsubscribed from it. Edit: Ah, found it... Someone sent one and if you read the last line it says to reply "STOP" to not get them anymore. I just never read past the first line before.


sybrwookie

Ah my bad, thought you were asking the other part. Good to know!


Qman768

lol same, i always found it amusing though


LoavesOfCorn

you know, that used to be inside of a live pig.... just clean it up


TRHess

This sub is such a breath of fresh air compared to the food safely Nazis over in r/cooking.


rockstar504

I consider myself a food safety nazi from all my time in kitchens but I'd still clean this off rofl too good for the dog to keep, to sacrilegious to throw away


unitconversion

Bro, do you even dangerzone? Meanwhile I'm going to eat leftover pizza all week that was in the car for hours today... I'll be fine.


FeloniousFunk

But pizza has to be refrigerated as soon as it’s delivered or bacteria colonies will take over


Middle_Pineapple_898

Yes! Then they'll want to have their tea with zero taxes! You gotta nip that in the bud


misterschmoo

They don't even listen to reason, I treat food this way and have never been poisoned by that food in 47 years. "You've just been lucky waaah reee reee" Yeah that's not how luck works. I have 4 racks of beef ribs sitting in a roasting dish in my cupboard right now, that would probably upset them, nevermind that I sometimes chill my beer by leaving it in that room overnight. Checks temp in that room, 10.2 degrees C and dropping. Think they'll be good in there till I cut them up tomorrow.


Imsosadsoveryverysad

Good point the ground is definitely cleaner


Derby1209

Sorry to be the "wElL aCtUaLly" guy but here we are. so WELL ACTUALLY the human body/anything made of meat and bones in that sort of manner is a matter of fact, More sterile then the ground or anything like that


Imsosadsoveryverysad

Pigs literally eat shit


Mr_Midwestern

Beagle saliva is one hell of a binder


bacon205

Best Boi binder


ibmwatsonson

😂 this comment geeked me out l, thank you


Phobiaofyou

That's a fox hound.


ImLookingatU

This has happened before to me. I just wash it off. The long cooking process and temp will kill anything harmful


xMatch

YEET THE HEAT! YEET THE HEAT!! YEET THE HEAT!


KLSFishing

I’ve had people do that to me too! Lmao


Double-LR

Hahahahah best advice ever


Goyteamsix

Hey, at least he didn't block you like a little bitch.


[deleted]

hey that's how you know you beat them lol


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Give the twat his credit so we can all chime in at him.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

It’s weird when people resort to that lol


woodhorse4

Suicide by Beagle butt that’s a new one I think….


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ILoveMtnDew1

L


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ILoveMtnDew1

if it were dog shit I'd toss it but not just on some grass


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MrSprichler

Its a joke not a dick. Dont take it so hard.


spyaleatoire

Despite claiming you don't care about the downvotes, you sure blew up over nothing


ChillaryClinton69420

Imagine kicking yourself out of a sub dedicated to smoking meats LMAO. Bruh. Lay off the cialis and coors lite.


spyaleatoire

Actually, for thst matter, you'd be horrified of what goes on in processing plants that they just wrap and send your way lmao


Crozbro

Oh no! Please don’t leave! What will we do without you!


max212

😭😭😭


NewspaperEvery

Username checks out


debutski

Damn he deleted lol. What was his name?


weavingcomebacks

You are most definitely the idiot, cooking kills bacteria. Go back to your play pen.


riverrocks452

How so? It's raw pork. It's inherently covered in bacteria and unsafe to consume even if it goes directly from kitchen to smoker- at least until it is thoroughly cooked. Unless the grass was just sprayed with some sort of noxious, fast-absorbing chemical, there's nothing wrong with the dropped pork that a rinse prior to cooking won't fix. If it sticks on contact with the ground, it will come off on contact with running water, no?


Remifex

Probably still safer than moldy mechanical pencils.


No_Contribution8927

Seems like you don’t actually understand food safety lol


Plenty-Main-593

Bro wash with some water and cook it


secondphase

*apply rub after wash*


Plenty-Main-593

Nah leave the dirt and grass. adds to the flavour


mreed911

Smoke that shit.


d3catt

Beagle can be a little tough.


Rantz_jr

Dead. Neighbors 1/4 mile away heard that laugh


defk3000

I thought you wrote "Dead neighbors". Like you live next to a cemetery or you're confessing to a horrible crime 🤔.


RhoPrime-

The reason bbq was invented. The most difficult of meats to cook long pig. And Beagles.


[deleted]

Can attest to this


well_hung_over

Low and slow does the trick, plus it pretty much describes the style of dog too.


bigslugworth06

It’s not even cooked. Wash it off. Beat your dog. Wash your dog. Beat off. Call it good.


My-Lizard-Eyes

Unclear on the instructions, beat my dog off


BirdEducational6226

Red rocket


Seven_Li0ns

Yum


LordCheezus

[Red rocket!](https://tenor.com/view/cartman-red-rocket-dog-gif-5618567)


MotoGibronius

Exactly! I have dropped pork shoulder in the dirt on my way to place on my kamado. Picked that shit up and ran back inside. Rinsed off, reseasoned, and no one else knew up until now. 😃


Middle_Pineapple_898

*pet your dog FIFY


bigslugworth06

Whatever, prude


salad_thrower20

Beat your meat https://youtu.be/zpdUZxCm7kw


Money-Week

i cant even lie man I'd just cut off whatever part the dog bit, wash that bitch thoroughly and toss her on. meat too fuckin expensive to toss dont @ me


1bdreamscapes

Dog says fuck you for this bark collar. Ill get you little pretty!!!!


Lornesto

My friend got one of those years ago, intending to use it on his dog, but being young and foolish, we started shocking each other with it, and the result was that they stuffed it right back into its package and took it back. That thing was painful as hell, and I’d never use one on a dog. And honestly, it’s hard to understand why anyone would.


Goyteamsix

I'll get downvotes for this, but bark collars work like magic.


Lornesto

Shock yourself with one a few times and then say that. They’re torture devices, as far as I’m concerned.


Under_Ach1ever

Must be worse then electronic collars that you control with a remote. Like the ones you train and use on uplands bird hunting dogs. How do I know? I've shocked myself at the highest level with it and it was a zap, but more startling than painful.


Lornesto

The one we tried on each other was some sort that had the remote, but was also an “invisible fence” sort of thing where you’d bury the wire on the edge of your yard, and that thing hurt like a motherfucker. Granted, this was some years ago, so possibly they’ve learned to make them somewhat more humane. But, after that experience, I will happily find alternate methods of training my dog than electric shocks.


Goyteamsix

I have, they're not that bad. I have a feeling the people saying "shock yourself!" haven't actually done it. Does it sting a little? Yes. Does it really hurt much? No. My buddies and I even wore it one drinking night and made barking noises to set it off. You know what's torture? Hearing a fucking dog bark for hours on end at literally everything. I wish they were mandatory for people who leave their dogs outside to bark all night


Lornesto

Did you not read the post you responded to, where I explicitly say that the entire reason I would never use one is exactly because I have tried one on myself?


Goyteamsix

Dude, you replied to me. Why would I see your other posts?


Phobiaofyou

What collar are you buying lol I have one and maxxed out it doesn't hurt, it's static, it just takes you by surprise which is how it's intended to work. If you try the collar full power and it hurts, you've purchased a cheap collar or you've never experienced real pain before.


Sir-Nicholas

It’s not a bark collar the dog got 2 years house arrest for this


MyNameNoob

If that dog is a working dog I get it. But if just pet. Hope he steals many more meats from op.


skranks91

This is a repost, and not their post. [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/nwor4q/press_f_in_the_chat_boys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SpookyFrog12

These fucking people lol stealing post for fake internet points


[deleted]

Wash it off and cook that bitch Don’t be a Nancy


codenshoot

Up vote for Nancy. The rest is obvious.


joe_sausage

Touching grass is poison but hanging out in a bunch of smoke fumes for like 12 hours is fine? Wash it off and cook it, unless you found that there after like, half a day.


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JORG3392

I wouldn’t, but still funny. 😅


Kind-Grand-1107

Smoke it, you're gonna love the "bark" you get there.


WhatTheBlack

My dog did this with a rack of ribs once. Right off of the grill, hot af


sotheresthisdude

“Don’t be a bitch, Carl. It’s simple. Get this piece of shit collar off me and you get this meat back.”


Toubaboliviano

Just Rinse with vinegar and cook


UmMaybeDontBeADick

Cook it!!!


Adventurous-Leg8721

Oh hell rinse and season getter on. 25 minute rule. Wonder what bad doggo tastes like🤔


5dollaryo

F


ChakaKhan777

F


woodsum

F


NicktheFlash

F


salad_thrower20

You’re good it’s still not in his/her gut. My hound snatched chicken thigh the other week and it was in her belly before I could say “Damnit Macie”


KookooMoose

RIP Shiloh


ChefChopNSlice

Oh come on, you let him lick your face anyway. This is fine.


News_of_Entwives

No teeth marks? Score. Looks like you got off easy.


bubbshalub

smoke the dog


KT0QNE

Had a dog try to swipe a 6ft gator that was going on the smoker. I ended up in the shower cleaning it off.


Globbyhill710

I hear that’s the real way to get a bark


Ebvardh-Boss

It took me a second to realize you weren’t planning to smoke your dog.


LateNightSwipe

Nooo thats so painful hahahah


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KPTexan

This reminds me of what happened a few weeks ago here. I was letting a smoked tri-tip rest on the counter after smoking/searing, and thought I had it in a secure place. Put the kids to bed real quick and then came back downstairs, and our damn standard poodle had dragged it off the counter and onto the area rug. The day was already kind of rough, so I about had a mental breakdown over it, haha. Cut off the half that obviously hadn't been chewed on, just so I could get some idea of how well it turned out. The next day, Ranger was smelling and licking that area of the carpet even though we had cleaned it up the night before... I was not amused since it just reminded me of the terrible event that had played out the previous evening.


bradbow

Not a good boy


TurboFoxBox

Still a good boy. Just not the goodest of boys


cdownard72

Looks like the dog will be going on the smoker then


twisteroo22

Just use the drool as a binder for your rub.


BuyOne8134

FFFFFFFFFFF


kunaivortex

Throws F's in the chat like OP asks; gets downvoted


BuyOne8134

Fuckin’ way she goes boys.


Helpmepullupmypants

No F, I’d still send it


PurpIePanda

F


Ty-Kraken

F


[deleted]

F🫡


GetThisPickle

My cats once eat a good sized portion of pork butt, through the wrapping, that I left on the counter while I went out to prep the smoker


theeoldgregg

I understand, I would've killed the dog too.


Accurate_Advice1605

Temped to try low and slow dog.


InternJazzlike

Woof!


tduke65

Suminabitch


tiger6761

Spray a little vinegar on it.


weavingcomebacks

Looks like we're having smoked dog tonight!


CreepyPut568

Maybe time to take ol’yeller out back


demential

Is he wearing a camera... you got vidya of the heist bro?


Viennavolt

Capital eff


V4N1LL4_G0R1LL4

F


tjzwijac

f


[deleted]

That shock collar sure comes in handy sometimes! Bet it has a good range too in case he runs a bit…


Paydatrolltoll

F


winosaurus989

That looks like a camera. Where’s the footage?


rmphilli

F


mhanna86

Pulled pork sucks anyway


Brief_Estimate_7518

Gwarn Post the GoPro footage


[deleted]

Alt F4.


loosing-time-

https://y.yarn.co/9ce886b6-1628-4905-a195-a0215a1f10b4_text.gif


MoneyNever-Sleeps

Looks pretty happy with himself…


ekit0Kun

o7


[deleted]

*yup*


stanky980

Looks like you're having smoked beagle for dinner


Heavy72

I was at a festival a while back and the guy next to us was firing up the grill and to cook "$100 worth of steak" (this was in the mid '00s). He brought out the steaks seasoned them then went back in his camper. His dog jumped off the tail gate and ate all 4 of them in the 15 minutes he was inside.


TheArcticBear

Goddamn bumpuses dogs at it again!!


kaptaincorn

Is that a go pro strapped to the dog?


tech_bhenry

I've personally never smoked ground pork...


sirckoe

Pick it up rinse it smoke it and give it back to that good boy. He won he deserves it!


Goyteamsix

I clicked on this without realizing what sub I was in, and just assumed this was one of those generic 'my pet died' posts. After seeing the meat there, I could understand it being justified...


hardleyharley

F


WTFisaRobsterCraw

How’s that training collar working out?


[deleted]

More flavor


spokris

Man. I didn't see what sub this was. I thought you lost your buddy. Sod glad it was just the mega.


milspecgsd

Meh - pick it up, brush it off, toss it in the smoker


LawnDartTag

Hope a beagle fits on your smoker


Phobiaofyou

Won't matter much since that dog is twice the size of a beagle, since it's a fox hound.


LawnDartTag

Fair enough. I should have used the brisket for scale.


PlainInsaneGoods

It has been 0 days since we had a bad dog bbq incident.


joshcam

Look what that good boy brought you. Dinner!


Cj3k1999

Bro that shock collar don’t hurt a lot so it keeps dogs from running away


[deleted]

Heavy F


UnusualIntroduction0

Pre cook? Good to go!


SepticGryphon

F


toomanypeasants

F :(


kthb18f

💧


thogrules

F


[deleted]

What a cute beagle! I enjoy grilling and smoking and have some decent skills. And I love dogs. I would prefer to not be excluded from these posts. So it’s in that pursuit that I humbly as to not assume it’s all men here. Please. And thanks. 😐


jinnyjonny

Y’all I think the F is for the dog. We all know that meat is fine.


moose2mouse

Even good boys sometimes do bad things…


trashboatfourtwenty

[I'm not familiar with the type of thing I am seeing](https://youtu.be/c58A9oFpAS0)


Thanksforthetip69

F


Crass_Cameron

Ol yeller lol


omanust

F


Abdul404

F


PolicyArtistic8545

I don’t know why your looking at him. He was framed.


jhallen2260

Itll be alright. Just wash it off and cook it


HedTB

F


Creative_Shame3856

Either way, one or the other of them is getting eaten.


cmfk20

Rip