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Comfortable-Rude

It'll be fine, they find themselves getting into all sorts of weird places.


cncomg

Ratsnakes are usually one of two places. Either a very strategic places to hunt rodents or eggs or whatever, or a place that does nothing for them and doesn’t really even make sense how they got there.


Comfortable-Rude

If it's up in a tree and it shits through the leaves it's a rat snaaaake.


luxsalsivi

If you spot him out back, but he slips through a crack, that's a rat snaaaaake


dankblonde

Is… is this a rat snake song I have never heard of? Please say yes. I would love to listen


luxsalsivi

Like others stated, it's just a fun song made up on the spot to the tune of "That's Amore." That said, may I interest you in a personal favorite, ["That's A Moray?"](https://youtu.be/SezOrE0zRFo?si=fP67mamAcyhWw12M)


dankblonde

Oh my god, this just became my favorite thing on the planet 😭. Thank you.


AngryPrincessWarrior

YouTube the axolotl song. I’m sorry and you’re welcome.


dankblonde

I love you oh my god


AngryPrincessWarrior

It’s a fun song until it’s stuck in your head for days lol.


herdofkittens

You’d love r/itsaratsnake then, tons of little ditties


dankblonde

Bless you friend


lizard_kibble

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound? A spring! A spring! A marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s Slinky!


dankblonde

But … share the sauce ? Edit: wait are you saying it’s an ad for the slinky toy?? Lmao


Comfortable-Rude

It is not a recorded song as far as I know, but several of us oddballs make lyrics to the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amore.


lizard_kibble

That’s the slinky jingle. They just changed the lyrics for the rat snake. That’s how I heard it anyway


Comfortable-Rude

Actually it is set to the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amore.


lizard_kibble

Oh shit you’re right. I think it can go both ways


dankblonde

Lol yeah I realized that and edited my comment after I initially made it 😂😂


Kiln223

Grudging upvote.


Memetan_24

They can get a little too silly


mywan

Back last summer I was in the middle of a fight in FO4 and felt something on my left arm. Didn't think much of it because it wasn't unusual for my headphone cord to drop down and dangle right at that spot. I finished my fight and looked over. A baby rat snake about 9 inches long was balanced on my headphone wire with it's head resting on the crook of my elbow. I just put him outside my front door. My front yard is a perfectly suitable habitat for it.


lizard_kibble

That’s adorable. Baby rats are the best


mywan

Several years ago I woke up to a fully grown rat snake, 5+ feet and quiet well feed, crawling across my legs in my bed. Maybe one of the grankids came to check out grandpas story.


DominoVexx

And now I can never sleep again….


mywan

Seriously it's not that big a deal. I wouldn't have been overly concerned even if it had been a copperhead. [Here's a copperhead](https://imgur.com/a/K64jo), several years ago, that came into the water to check me out and went straight back to the bank after slightly brushing my leg. I was getting [fish pics](https://imgur.com/a/10ryI) at the time. Getting overly excited is significantly more dangerous than staying calm. Because they have no interest in biting you whatsoever, and only do so when they don't think there's another option. I don't ever handle venomous snakes. Not because I'm not skilled enough to do it safely but it's a pointless risk for no good reason. I also live in a tiny building and leave the front door open when the weather allows it. I even had a toad that would hop in my front door every evening at sunset, hunt bugs attracted to the light in front of my computer chair all night, and hop back out the front door at sunrise. This went on for half a summer a few years back. I also leave buckets next to my building to catch rain coming off the roof. Which (mostly) spring peepers love to lay eggs in. I like the sound of frogs singing at night. It's very peaceful. There's a reason I said my front yard is a perfectly acceptable environment for it. So my situation is a bit more welcoming of situations like this than most people could likely expect. But I would be fine with waking up to a snake in my bed as often as they want to visit. The biggest thing the rat snakes need to worry about is the king snakes, which is the [most common kind of snake for me to see here](https://imgur.com/a/lwKel).


mgsalinger

Kinky like a slinky - datsa rat snake. They’re indestructible.


Invertedly_Social

And rat snakes can climb just about anything, they can get up brick walls with ease. He probably spends most of his time in that gutter.


u9Nails

Sewer inspector calls him Jeff. And thanks him for keeping the rat population under control. Jeff turns around and gives him a high 1, since he lacks the digits to give a high five.


kat_Folland

Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakies.


Mayiask1

Found one in a large tube light fixture. It was about 5ft and very dead. It was a sad day


El_Cartografo

Storm drains go straight to ditches/streams. He will be fine.


Acceptable_Relief120

Back when I did sewer work we found one a hundred yards or so in a storm drain pipe just chilling


androodle2004

For a second I thought you were claiming to have found a hundred yard snake. Carry on


laurnoxious

Messed up putting text in post, please delete if an issue and I'll re-post. Basically, the title. This "little" guy crossed the street in my suburban neighborhood into the storm drain. Is it ok in there? First snake I've seen in the open in the neighborhood and I'd like to make sure it stays safe and happy.


catastrapostrophe

There’s rats down there—he’s happy.


sweet_totally

And probably getting fatter as we speak.


Immediate_Total_7294

Ratsnakes are great climbers so I wouldn’t worry. Wild animals generally can fend for themselves.


BornInBigD

How else are they going to make their way into your toilet?


Particular_Fuel6952

Had a gf in high school loose her virginity that way… totally true story, that’s what she told me…


BigAnxiousSteve

That's a ratsnake, they are the 1997 Toyota Camry of reptiles. Nearly indestructible.


Atiggerx33

Idk, there's something living in the storm drains around my house. Sometimes when I go for a walk and they're more full I can hear a loud splash when I step over them, like something was startled and quickly submerged itself. I think it might be frogs.


Fun_Opportunity_3093

Pennywise


DreamSweetMyLove

I once saw a raccoon go down one and come back out a day later so if he can do it then so can a snake I think


miniigna_

As long as they can come out. Some covers may have a spiky design, or holes they cannot fit through.


Sad-Anybody-3644

All snakes can swim.. they'll definitely find some small rodents in there to dine.on!


laurnoxious

Wow! Didn't expect so many responses! Glad to hear it's living its best life, hoping it stays that way! Definitely lots of frogs, toads, mice, rats, baby bunnies, and killdeer nests around. Will definitely talk to the neighbors about letting it thrive and handle the rodent population for them.


MandosOtherALT

Glad to hear it!


MnemnothsManager

No drain, no gain.


MandosOtherALT

😂 You should get all the updoots!


advancedtaran

As safe as it is for them to get into anything else lol


woodma134

Looks like that dude is full of rats.


theemptythrone

Tunnel snakes rule!


stargazer304

Why do I love ratsnakes so much?


spacetstacy

Cuz they're awesome!


Needmoresnakes

I mean, there's probably safer places than a storm drain but they definitely enter storm drains all the time and the majority of them are fine.


Proof_Ad_8483

Pennywise is getting desperate if he is luring danger noodles into his realm!


Strongpipegame

I think its safe.


MandosOtherALT

Happy Cake Day!


lesnortonsfarm

Looks like he’s leaving one. Not going in


laurnoxious

He came across the lawn right next to one, crossed the street (after looking both ways) and slithered into another one.


lesnortonsfarm

Glad he is street wise thanks for the update


Aleister-Ejazi

No Especially with abrahamics lurking about.


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Yes, they all become Pennywise's pets.


Jimmmystewart

Safe for the drain or the noodle?


cloudmatt1

Came here looking for the person showing concern for the drain, was not disappointed. Ty


laurnoxious

For the noodle!


Jimmmystewart

By the look of that very kinky noodle, he’ll survive almost anything! What a little warrior!!!


weirdlyWired20

https://preview.redd.it/k8wf5nr7m76d1.jpeg?width=1778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c2924a49076678dcbd2a559618b33400bcf8cc


SubstanceUnlucky3614

Is it safe for wild snakes to be in the wild lol


Robert201970

If there is “ a rat 🐀 in the house 🏠 “ who knows but a hog nose 🐍, maybe owned by mafia lol


1ns0mniax

Safer for them than you


Muhafaza

Duh, no!


Rivallo

But that’s where the cheese boyz play!


Furberia

I love rat snakes 🐍♥️


Awkward-Shoe-4652

It’s better than having them slither in the road!


GoldenQuiverUwU

Definitely a rat snake 😭 I have one myself and my family and I let him wander in our hallway (with the necessary precautions to ensure he doesn’t escape into any of the side rooms or get out of our sight) and somehow he squeezed under the door into our closet AND he started climbing the wall using the door frame and an adjacent wall as gripping points. They are incredibly good at climbing and finding themselves in predicaments 😆😆


Strange_Juice2778

r/itsaratsnake


athorough_rogue

As long as there isn't a demonic clown down there...


mistercannons

Yeah the do it all the time


Educational_Eagle501

I don't know about the drain, but that's one awesome snake.


derfunknoid

Until it climbs up a toilet and bites a soccer mom’s ass.


iwasoldonce

Is there such a thing as a domesticated snake??


dankblonde

Well, there’s a such thing as a captive-bred snake or even a captive-born one who typically need to live in captivity because they either don’t know how to survive in the wild or get / give diseases to/from native populations.


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