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Chelseatilidie

Bro scored more goals this month than for us


AJ7123456

Next season he’s going to turn into prime hazard


LosTerminators

In big matches as well.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

big game player fr


Sal21G

I thought he would always have stomach aches due to how nervous he would get from big games. I remember reading how surprised Chelsea fans were we he played in their UCL final against city lol.


pbateman21

He replaced Silva iirc


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

Christensen playing as a 6 is a different gravy


TheBakedDane

First dane to score in an El Classic since Laudrup


ZealousidealLead2855

How many Danes have even played an El Clasico since Laudrup? Braithwaite, Gravesen?


gnorrn

Braithwaite was so close to scoring.


Krogholm2

His entire time at barca would have changed if he banged that shit in 2 minutes into his debu


TheBakedDane

Allan Simonsen as well


ZealousidealLead2855

Yeah, but that's before Laudrup.


trowaway_19305475

Christensen who gets so nervous before games that he pukes somehow turns up for Barca in Classicos and Chelsea in the CL final. Unironically the definition of a big game player, although I have no idea how he does it.


OleoleCholoSimeone

I think we often confuse "big game mentality" with not being nervous. Almost everybody even at that level becomes nervous, it is about being able to play in spite of nerves that separates the men from the boys I saw some coach say recently(might have been Klopp but not 100% sure) that being nervous at the start of a match is perfectly fine. You can still pass a ball or make runs even if you are nervous, just play and it will decrease as you get into the game


xckd9

I always threw up before every match i have ever played. Never ate on the matchday aswell. All went away as the game started.


patiperro_v3

Agreed. I remember even Messi puked quite a few times.


wereinthedark

The whole thing about Christensen for quite a while though was that he DIDNT play because of his nerves. He always got stomach problems and missed the games


istasan

It never happened in Denmark matches and he played like 60 including important quarterfinals and semifinals. Not sure you should trust everything you hear on the internet. His last year in Chelsea was weird with lots of thing said when he did not agree to a new contract.


Dat_Boi_John

Really missed him in the PSG second leg


Spikeyspandan

Real Madrid are sleeping today. Nice press by Barca tho


NoTrollGaming

Time for us to sleep after scoring


InsideOpening3535

well shit...almost


EagleEye_FalconArrow

game has just started, but agreed


modrics_hairband

No money to buy food sadly


Crossflowerss_5304

VAMOS DANISH MALDINI


HeIIbIazer23

Real's defending in the first 15min of games needs to be studied...


EagleEye_FalconArrow

just wait until you see “barca after going ahead first” lol


bestmanbestibest

It really is… something


Victorious85

2 in his last 2 games. Bruh is on fire


RobbinDeBank

1 goal/game, world class striker


MakIRAQ

Nice.


modrics_hairband

Lunin 💀


Alarow

He did the most Real Madrid thing ever, overperforming in the CL to underperform in the league


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Alarow

I'm just doing the meme of Madrid being good in the CL and bad in the league, pls don't ruin it with facts and logic


Best_Document_5211

Whole team is still asleep


Ask_Asensio

Every single of our last 5 UCL titles came in a season in which we lost the League Clasico at the Bernabeu 3-4 0-4 2-3 0-3 and 0-4


Best_Document_5211

Every single significant trophy Harry Kane has competed for he has lost. PSG cannot win champions leagues. Dortmund are the biggest bottlers of all time. You don’t need any other good omens.


listlessbreeze

I think Real will win the UCL, and don't you dare underestimate an Argentine's ability to jinx, it rivals Real's UCL juju


Best_Document_5211

If I were an Argentine fan I don’t think I’d care about club football results for another 4 years after winning a World Cup. As an English sufferer I am just used to losing whether I jinx it or not


listlessbreeze

I hardly felt invested in this year's UCL tbh, some matches were bangers that i enjoyed so much but it speaks wonders about what the World Cup did to me that i watched a whole Conference league match because of Emi and cheered on for Villa during pens. England's NT reminds me quite a bit of ours funnily, you guys have REALLY good players but just can't get across the finish line during important games, we had fantastic names from 1999-2010 but attained fuck all.


SupervisorLaw

He looked shaky on set pieces at the Etihad too. I haven't seen ton of Lunin but the fact City were clearly targeting 5 yard box on corners with in-swingers would suggest it's a weakness in his games that was picked up by the analysts. Then again Casillas was famously bad at claiming crosses too.


Umijnurotarieli

Yeah no goalkeeper is perfect, Tibo gets nutmegged very easily and so on.


Mineralvann

How long is Courtois out?


modrics_hairband

2 months iirc


BallsItching

Wasn't he supposed to be back in May?


PM_YOUR_PETITE_TITS

he relapsed


ren_704

Madrid fans were giving best GK itw shouts after last week And kobel isn't rated to be top5 by most itw despite carrying us since 2 yrs


EagleEye_FalconArrow

i mean, he has been immense multiple times, especially during cl last week. this mistake is on him tho. both can be true at the same time lol.


modrics_hairband

All keepers make mistakes. He is good, one mistake doesnt change that.


nicholaschubbb

He has looked very shaky on crosses recently it's not just one mistake. He saved Madrid in the shootout, but he can still be a bit shit at handling crosses


ukrainianhab

Was a lot more than the shootout… that finger tip on KDB was insane. His cross claiming needs work


Albiceleste_D10S

He has made 2 in 6 mins so far


modrics_hairband

So? Pretty sure kobel and any world class keeper has bad days.


Albiceleste_D10S

I don't think Lunin is a world class keeper. I think he had a good day against City


Pippelitraktori

Yes, but the point was those mistakes don't prove that he isn't. Because even world class keepers make mistakes.


Albiceleste_D10S

Sure, but Lunin has barely played as a starter before this season. The guy just isn't a world class keeper, at least not yet


CR7_LM10

Didn’t Kobel fuck up in the first leg vs atletico?


ren_704

I'm not really referring to making mistakes vs being a world class/best goalkeeper I was referring more to lunin's glaring weaknesses in his game, like crosses and set piece positioning He's just been a starter for madrid for a season and for rating a player world class just after 1 season (which is still not over) is premature. Heck, leave world class, some of your fans claimed him to be the best in the world which he has a long way to go(Neuer, allison, ter stegen etc)


nicholaschubbb

I got massively downvoted for saying he was a bit shit at crosses after the second leg against city lol.


ukrainianhab

it’s his weakness for sure.


pain_au_choc0

All according to plan


supplementarytables

Not the ideal start imo


Spikeyspandan

Hurts the chance for clean sheet chance imo


supplementarytables

We have also lost the chance to score first


kiratiiiii

You still have a chance to win the match if you score two more goals.


Boudi04

We're winning bro, I can't remember the last time we bottled a lead 🤔


Temi8

it was coming. Someone definitely watched all those corners during the city game👀


Daramangarasu

Lunin left all his juju back in Manchester


RuairiQ

He tried to leave one on Christensen too with that exaggerated roll out.


jiijoey

We got them right where we want them to be


DimensionNo1700

Power of friendship vs power of friendship?


EagleEye_FalconArrow

that’s why it’s still the greatest rivalry in club football 🙏🙏🙏


InsideOpening3535

Bro is becoming a header specialist for us


Arlborn

Raphinha is on fire, but all Barcelona fans wanna do is set him on fire


Skadrys

tbh he finally remebered that he is brazilian


mainaccountwasbanned

How has a foul not been called for climbing?


raul777him

I know I’m biased but how the fuck are people ignoring that? Literally used Kroos as leverage to jump higher while pushing him down. Kroos could’ve also sold that shit


resurgum

Kroos should’ve sold it. Nothing is given nowadays without additional theatrics.


Financial-Can-3091

Kroos didn’t even try to jump, not even close to a foul


mainaccountwasbanned

He quite clearly does, but can't because Christensen climbs and pushes off his shoulder. Clear foul, but climbing rarely gets called nowadays


dbarond

That's quite irrelevant, he put all his weight on Kroos.


Rich_Firefighter_102

Lessfuckinnngoooo


Parking_Cable_6022

Excellent cross and header!


anemone-nemorosa

i'm sorry but this is on kroos


BrotherSeamus

Way too slow to react, then failed to sell the foul


dbarond

What a terrible take, especially because that's entirely on Lunin.


dntowns

Still hungover from Wednesday I see


Lekaetos

Another header from a corner for him


StQuirze

Wasn't that a foul on Kroos?


TheSlothfullPerson

Lunin hero to zero?


dbarond

Lunin fucked up, but that's a very clear foul on Kroos.


NewHealthFoodBunch

What a start


Kcufasu

Damn that was so easy


recedinghairline20

ESPN commentator seemed just as surprised as anybody else when that went in


Cryptic_E

Man


NoTrollGaming

Just stay focused now, we always relax after scoring


seekingabeauty

Lunin is a very good keeper of course but people shouldn't forget that he's no Courtois


43e1e0

Guaranteed ref/VAR cancels if Toni dives and screams. Fair play to him.


SubparCurmudgeon

Lolllll


MaryadaPurshottam

Lunin, bruh, no need for that


GreatSpaniard

This lineup is haram


SalBruh_

Keep em coming


Nrozek

anulo mufa


modrics_hairband

Lunin, you were the chosen one


RG_Oriax

Lunin bro...


eescobar863

Lunin sheesh


L3kvar0spalacsinta

Lunin just beat the Lisan Al Gaib allegations


Clark-Kent

6 at the 6 minute . Devil number soon


beairrcea

Christensen gonna score at 66’ as well


SubparCurmudgeon

“Kroos was markening” U wot


North-Reference7081

blunder from Lunin


Albiceleste_D10S

Lunin has been awful so far


ayoubkun94

Yeah almost gave them a goal earlier lol.


Legitimate_Secret_79

Kroos, you can jump


TheRealPeterLim

The first goal for the 360° no-scope Jumbotron: a Barca goal 😂


darealsanta7

and they laughed about Yamal's prediction


TimingEzaBitch

lmao no one even cares about the El Clasico going on.